I would never be those workers at six flags where they push the button and are out in the heat all day! SUCKS! lol I would probably ride the ride I was working and run home after I quit my job...
I dont thin I would ever want to be one of those people who have to cut dead people open and examine them or to even have to really be around dead people. I don't think I could take that kind of job.
I worked in a recycling plant that handled metal, glass and plastic (the paper was done elsewhere, and I worked there too, briefly) it was cold, dirty, stinky and noisy, but at least the hours sucked (8pm -2am or 8pm-4am). Plus, you have no idea what some people put in those boxes, DEAD CATS ARE COMPOST, NOT RECYCLABLE.
I have the book myley Cyrus miles to go I read it it was absolute shit I only got when I was 7 so i really liked her then but I Galatea her I want to fuck her head and say u little bitch
someone send me the link for the video wear shane is being brittnay spears and like he gets his foot and it has all this fungi all over it and pretending to be britt he's like "yep, clean as a whistle" lol.
i worked at puttin on the wax and i waxed one guy's balls and then all these guys came in asking for me....yeah i quit even tho the pay was amazing i dont want to look at dicks all day
i worked as a casshier at a big supermarket, everybody is so grumpy to u bt u gta keep on smiling. I actually got fired from tht job bcz i was to slow..?! i only was 1 item a minute too slow
i think the worst job in the world would probably be...i dont no wat its called but u no the dudes that dress the dead people 4 thier berrial.uh im getting barfy just thinking about it!
That weird security system thingy behind him looked like a domo
xXKellyBethXx 11 hours ago
What job would be like he'll?, you ask?. Well, that's easy.Working in he'll would be like he'll. :he'll things :Me
Machenize 1 day ago
1. Close your eyes and think of how much money you want.
2. Post this on another video
3. Look under your pillow
happycats64 4 days ago
1:12 is shane's mom's legs c:
CorneliusLeghorn 4 days ago
Work in a office
deedee123906 4 days ago
It was a pussy in her pussy! (:
1999Hobo 5 days ago
I would never be a Plummer or a janitor or a babysitter to 10 demon child's!
ACHL99 1 week ago
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Comy1201 2 weeks ago
I would never wanna work at a slaughterhouse cause imma vegetarian ( and I ain't fucking scared of ya ;)
chocolatebaby26 3 weeks ago
I would never wanna work at a slaughter house
chocolatebaby26 3 weeks ago
The ending is so funny ROFLMAO btw I dont want to work at a job where I want to take care of tarantulas. They freak me out
carter123456ful 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Clean up animal shit
mizzgabrielle123 1 month ago
I would never be those workers at six flags where they push the button and are out in the heat all day! SUCKS! lol I would probably ride the ride I was working and run home after I quit my job...
sassygirl18001 1 month ago
I would never be a janitor.....ugh
Randomaxe72 1 month ago
Never want to work at McDonalds
DizzyLizzy558 1 month ago
NEVER WANNA WORK WITH POLITICS !
musicpro080998 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTvHDVids
i was a circulator. collected signatures for petitions in california! it was ..ok. met lotsa ppl
2020basha 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTvHDVids
Watching in 2011 <3
CandyKissesBabby 6 months ago
lol those are his mom's legs
wgj7gec 6 months ago 2
Wow, the legs in this video look like they could be like 20 or something.. Are they Olga kay's????
steph516kate 6 months ago
i never want to be a ass cleaner, the truth
TheMistyclover 7 months ago
OMG I LUV U!!
luvluv250 7 months ago
to work at mcdonalds,or miley cirus gaurd that would be a really be living hell
HannahGrace1998 7 months ago
I hate walking dogs
jennylovesyou81 7 months ago
i never want to baby sit or work as a doctor
thischicabozo 8 months ago
Being a maid
jellybean543 8 months ago
when i watched this i was drinking a capri sun... blahhh :l
TheMidnite4 8 months ago
hell job: being paris hilton
12345hihi678 8 months ago
I work for Sprints call center I fucking hate it but I love that 700 dollar check;)
1950MichaelJackson 9 months ago
i hate teachers and i don't wanna be a teacher OOO it's the only most horrible work
mahouta4ever 9 months ago
Um I really wouldn't like to me a bee keeper cuz the buzzing really anoyze
Me
kesha12374 9 months ago
BAHAHAHA thumbs up for billy ray!
MissAussieGurl 9 months ago
I dont thin I would ever want to be one of those people who have to cut dead people open and examine them or to even have to really be around dead people. I don't think I could take that kind of job.
TheMaylaRose 9 months ago
oh my god princess meow meow i havent seen you since you were a kitten!! lmao:)
AniMalKraKrZinMySoup 9 months ago
I'd love to be
My Sister. A dancer. But I'm a licker. No typo. You read right.
mawiieee2203 9 months ago
my job right now sucks!!! I f88king hate it
MiniFluffer 10 months ago
id use gloves touching her vag...
thenamestab 10 months ago
Elaphant poop cleaner at the surcas that would suck ass
bobboman99 10 months ago
Janitor at mcdicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW
LilyAndShanda 10 months ago
i never eva wanna work at a school lol
mehhhhgirl123 11 months ago
hey...hottie muah
mehhhhgirl123 11 months ago
pornstar
MrMDOGIFICATION 11 months ago
my bff marikah has a realy realy big crush on you! :)
smiggelove 11 months ago
i hav to a agree with funnystuff615 i 6 years old
jessierox247 11 months ago
garbage man !!!!
MisfitsMad12 1 year ago
awwww your cats are soooo cute, please make more with them in your vids :)
Froschherzchen 1 year ago
To work @ 1 of those stores that u have 2 say HAVE A NICE DAY wat if I dnt want them 2 have a nice day!?! Luv u shane
reesyluvsu2 1 year ago
A blow job
Milagro95 1 year ago
haha "those are cats" "NO THEY'RE NOT!!!".. good one
Titanicluver321 1 year ago
1:13
i wonder whose legs are those o.o
sailor0blackmoon 1 year ago
be a teacher it would be hell 2 pay
emobitch1598 1 year ago
Princess Meow Meow!!!
ninjaunicon2727 1 year ago
the mouse at chucky chesse
skyblue485 1 year ago
Why does this guy make fake Shane Dawson accounts?... cheap pathetic loser..
GraphiteGum 1 year ago
funny. haha i would never pick up shit from the porty potty!!!!!!!!
hellaawsm666 1 year ago
Working for you
drewiscoo852 1 year ago
Working for you
drewiscoo852 1 year ago
I would not like to work at a meat processor beacause then u would have to watch the animals get killed:( then I would probably never eat meat again
Courtneyisrandomm 1 year ago
I want to be a veternarian sooo bad but that also means eight years of college ughhhh but worth it :) love ur videos great job
sarah24448 1 year ago
Hahahaha!
PinkStarDust10 1 year ago
I never want to be an accountant! I mean how fun does this sound"Ur account balance came out to be three dollars........... congratulations."
yodudesup4 1 year ago
Garbage man
cutecat307 1 year ago
I never wanna work at Dollar Store!! All their shit is cheap, and worthless!
THERiffRandell 1 year ago
dude u cant get any funnier...if u can TRY AND I WILL BE UR HUGEST FANNNNNN...i think...lol
yellowflash71 1 year ago
working at taco bell
SuperMadx123 1 year ago
I will never be a pediatrist feet infections are not my thing
95n96girl 1 year ago
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95n96girl 1 year ago
ur well cool man !! woo say hi to miley for me!!!
555HoTcHiCk555 1 year ago
Since I'm vegetarian I'd hate working as a butcher...
tobitobide 1 year ago
Hey im 13 and im from Holland i dont want to be working in The McDonald's
Please make à movie about Holland it may seem funny (: please
TheArcherDerwisj 1 year ago
i would kill my self in macdonlod
tutrialtv 1 year ago
Man whore
kammur1 1 year ago
trashmen yauhhh :(
george55th 1 year ago
were you really a cynagologist
fiestafan34 1 year ago
The worst job ever is the guy who works for Preperation H and does the studies to make sure it really does shrink swollen hemorroids.
wendighoul 1 year ago
I worked in a recycling plant that handled metal, glass and plastic (the paper was done elsewhere, and I worked there too, briefly) it was cold, dirty, stinky and noisy, but at least the hours sucked (8pm -2am or 8pm-4am). Plus, you have no idea what some people put in those boxes, DEAD CATS ARE COMPOST, NOT RECYCLABLE.
wendighoul 1 year ago
can u subcribe me
TheFantageking 1 year ago
you ROCK shane dowson
numbaonelinklova 1 year ago
working as a mortician
Lolvemara 1 year ago
lol "umm... those are cats" "NO THEY'RE NOT"
skaterjohn117 1 year ago
Im 14, and a job i would fucking hate is working on gender reasignments or being britney spear's vagina.
those would be bad jobs.
brittneyloesch 1 year ago
news paper route... NOT WORTH IT
mynameispaulaconnor 1 year ago
LMAO! What the crap!? Lmao tho. Love yah Shane!♥♥♥
Bananakitty98 1 year ago
wow..
ilovethebeatles11 1 year ago
I have the book myley Cyrus miles to go I read it it was absolute shit I only got when I was 7 so i really liked her then but I Galatea her I want to fuck her head and say u little bitch
ACLshampoo 1 year ago
a proctologist that would be a shity job haha lol
chrizundead69 1 year ago
LOL
Stefonae 1 year ago
Working as a taxidermist would be hell for me D:
eMeRaLd77884 1 year ago
no no no no no no.
tpain525 1 year ago
Yes scool
MissKookkies 1 year ago
i dont have a job but i think that a pizza deliver would be bc u have to dell with freaks.
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pwheeler72 1 year ago
Workin in a pig farm that were miley Cyrus lives cus she's a BITCH lol
loobylu1234 1 year ago
Working as a crap picker upper
winxgirl526 1 year ago
i think the worst job might be looking after old people in a retirement home
melissah666 1 year ago
Lol your so funny
nachofrnd 1 year ago 2
Babii setting ily Shane
JuggaletteFreaky 1 year ago
omg in Ireland we do not pronounce Capri-Son like that
thats so wierd
love u shane<3
MrsFrankIero09 1 year ago
Plummer
AntoVidz8 2 years ago
A ice road trucker :P
shadowpower1996 2 years ago
mine sweeper that would suck
AirsoftMarine100 2 years ago
a porno star...my sis says i am already...sad...buh i kinda work as an artist X.x
TehMiniMCC 2 years ago
a blow job. naw a job.... hmmm is fishing the lost doldoes from your momy nasty ass pussy count?
coopdehwhoopable 2 years ago
the guy who walks after horses in parades and picks up the poop
Horsehugger1001 2 years ago
I WALK TURTLES???!!!!!!!!
skippydog96 2 years ago
A therapist I can't handle crazy people or septic cleaner or anything you have to work with sewage eeeww
haleynnicole 2 years ago
walking the god i fuck hate it
MrStoneboy1996 2 years ago
I love your smile xD Its cute xD
and i am 11 so that sound weird definatly when i told u my age......not suppose to do this and shouldnt but can u check out my videos?
rawrxsoda 2 years ago
Let me tell you the story.... The story of a job one would call a fiery hell. The story goes... I WAS BORN!!!! The end
SniperxAssassin3 2 years ago
Wal mart. Never. Ever. EVER.
WastedSpace450 2 years ago
I worked at a tax place one time as there mascot so I had to be miss liberty
katelynmoree 2 years ago
peti file
Fatmanontherun1995 2 years ago
I NEVER WAT TO WORK IN MCDONALDS
Meganxcx12 2 years ago 21
SHANE 4 EVER!!!! <3
YOU ROCK MAN!!!!
<3
xD
rockerchicky3 2 years ago 28
I am a guy and I had a job where I was required to touch another mans balls. worst job ever
CigarelloznDrank 2 years ago 4
i never wanna be at great escape
xXemobabeXx11 2 years ago
lesbians?
blueroyal09 2 years ago
cleaning up hot turds from a retirement place
Rockytofu 2 years ago
Hahahah, i would never be a gyno. And i would never do any of the jobs on dirt jobs.
jinxpanda69 2 years ago
im 13 so i would never want to be a prostitute........ew i would be like HIV positive
chocochippy818 2 years ago
I never wanna be an obgyn xD
iTaMpOnS 2 years ago
i love my job
chim2020 2 years ago
I never want to be a maid!!!!! love ya shane:) your to funny
lissa6559 2 years ago
I was a summer school teacher assistant once, it was terrible
GarrettTheTaffer 2 years ago
i like the part when the kids are over there NO THERE NOT! LOL
sbayer02 2 years ago
i think the worst job would be to work at Swiss Chalet cuz u have to smile all the time not mater how pissed or tired you are.
p.s i still love you Shane still think your sexy as hell ;)
buffyilove770 2 years ago
i think u pretty much coverd it when u put ur hand up britney spears... lol
brittanykool33 2 years ago
i woked at micdonalds it fuking sucked
ninja4ever0 2 years ago
i do not want to clean up horse shit
marine1141 2 years ago
someone send me the link for the video wear shane is being brittnay spears and like he gets his foot and it has all this fungi all over it and pretending to be britt he's like "yep, clean as a whistle" lol.
confusing i know,
♥
ShaeBeautifulBabe 2 years ago
working in a restaurant and being degraded, told 2 clean everything
obsessivegh3player 2 years ago
Garbage Man smelt like shit every evening
Barringtonastro 2 years ago
Butcher T,T im a kid so that would be the WORST JOB I COULD EVER HAVE...
music4ewaa 2 years ago
being you
EdwardCrazy1197 2 years ago
Being a prostate examiner and examining a fat guy =^..^=
hunglong95 2 years ago
a hair dresser i mean cum on
my mom cums home and she allways complains about her back and snitzer crackers
newyorkgrizl20 2 years ago
HAHA I LUV U SHANE!!!!!!!!
12jonasbro 2 years ago
i worked at puttin on the wax and i waxed one guy's balls and then all these guys came in asking for me....yeah i quit even tho the pay was amazing i dont want to look at dicks all day
xevrlastngx 2 years ago
*Okay, OH MY GOD!!!!*
*I WARNED YOU!*
lmao SO funny
BloodthirstyOfficial 2 years ago
Work @ Mickey ds
skinnyjeans6288 2 years ago
i had to work a the giant that sucked oh yay i also worked in a flower shop the sucked
Heartnetlovr 2 years ago
i worked as a casshier at a big supermarket, everybody is so grumpy to u bt u gta keep on smiling. I actually got fired from tht job bcz i was to slow..?! i only was 1 item a minute too slow
RobinvdBrink 2 years ago
i think the worst job in the world would probably be...i dont no wat its called but u no the dudes that dress the dead people 4 thier berrial.uh im getting barfy just thinking about it!
XoTwilightXo1000 2 years ago
did u get the message on the phone about the prostitute palmer at the oldies pool
twilightabbi 2 years ago
worst job janitor
icedemon0100 2 years ago
they make alot of money though.
fallenangeldemon666 2 years ago
Hahaha :) love you Shane
NessaWolfe 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
55hey55 2 years ago
i guess the worst job would be a plumber or a bathroom attendent
dangersk8er132 2 years ago
i dont want to work as a garbage gurl lol i changed garbage man to garbage girl hehehe
shannonTVrocks 2 years ago
the worst job wuld b a strippr or prostitute
Lena10159 2 years ago
having to clean chewing gum off the streets - by licking it ! love the vid lolz
Punkagothic13 2 years ago
HAHA
MacedoniaFunnyVideos 2 years ago
a stripper xD lolz
girlsintheclub2 2 years ago
prostate doctor lol .. im lucky im not
SpitFire4021 2 years ago
hey thankz for adding me :)
petewentzlover1 2 years ago
1st coment 1st veiwer and nice vids keep the good job going
thuenforgiving3 2 years ago