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  • Reasons I Don't Believe The Bible

    1: Most of it was spread by mouth and everyone knows you change or over exhagerate things when you pass it along lik gossip.

    2: It was translated from a whole other language. Many of the words can have more than one meaning.

    3: It contradicts itself constantly!

    And many many more :)

  • dont give me prove from a 2000 year old book you show me actual proof. i would rather believe in something with evidence than an old book

  • once an athiest always an athiest. enjoy hell, jesus doesn't love you.

  • the most important part about this video is when he says "to me" for those of you who understand what i am saying, i need not say more.... on the other hand if you want to dig deeper, please do because thats science at its greatest.

  • ATTENTION! This is satire.

  • Excellent man of taste and discernment. If Homer did not know it, it is not worth knowing. And so much more connected with real History than the nonsense of the bible.

  • There's no such thing as a converted atheist. A rational person can't force himself to go back to irrationality. An atheist can't become religious even if he tried. A "converted atheist" was just an agnostic actually hoping for a "sign" from god.

  • God, through Christ, His Son, speaks to all men. Even to atheists! His message encounters "static" and so fails to get through entirely + error can enter as well. But if one sincerely follows the Truth and Goodness insofar as it is seen, even the atheist is hearing Christ Who is Truth and Goodness. To reject Truth and Goodness wilfully is to reject Christ. We all do this at times(sin), but God understands our weaknesses! He never gives up on anyone. Francis Thomson's poem "The Hound Of Heaven".

  • @watchful38 What about the fact that the gospels give differing geneologies for Joseph or that only 2 of the gospels mention the "virgin birth"? What about the differing orders of creation in Genesis? Why does Jesus tacitly condone slavery by prescribing how to treat servants/slaves? Why does the buy bull claim that god is unchanging and you want to throw out OT law but keep the 10 commandments? Either way, your god is an inept communicator. You ignore this for emotional reasons.

  • @richwfd2002 As to the Virg Birth: Need it be mentioned in every Gospel? Re Genesis: The first 11 chapters of Genesis are not history, but an explanation of Man + evil. Re Slavery: St. Paul certainly advises slaves how to conduct themselves, but does not approve slavery in se. Most of the Old Law was disciplinary law; law fit for the times only. Ten Commandments are part of human nature. Christ communicated by His words & deeds, recorded in writing. Language is always unclear; so the Pope!

  • @richwfd2002 Me emotional? If I am a healthy human being I will have emotions. Emotions must be managed by the pre-frontal cortex! Otherwise they can lead to faulty reasoning. What is your excuse? Have you read Peter Hitchens book, "Rage against God", which refutes his brother's "emotional" & faulty atheistic thought. Peter, as was C.S. Lewis, were atheists. Lewis was atheist, then theist, finally Christian. Lewis was no fool. Nor was J. R.R. Tolkien(Lord of the Rings) nor was Christ a madman.

  • @Futureplanet Did you see the end of the video? -_-

  • I take you Illiad and raise it an Oddysee

  • HA!

  • @allibyx lol you sound exactly like my christian friend when i told him that i am no longer a christian. he said to me that i didn't knw what being a christian was all about and that i didn't know jesus, had i truly knew jesus i wouldn't have become an atheist.

    besides this is only a joke

  • FUCK YOU! You are an ignorant bigot!! You are disgusting and stupid!! YOU ARE A MORON! ! ! YOUR GOD IS A MADE-UP PEICE OF MYTHOLOGY! Are you THAT stupid! Your going to BURN in hell amd I will ENJOY it!!!

    - praise be her blessed hooves.

  • @IKillBabyKittensLOL you shouldn't talk to yourself like that - try positive affirmations

  • Zeus hahahah you're ridiculous.

    You should join my church or you'll burn forever in hot pasta sauce and minced meat.

  • You were an atheist? Really?? What happened? Did you have an operation to remove half your brain?

  • HAHAHA!!!!!

    Brilliant mate!

  • ALL HAIL ZEUS!

  • I knew you would turn out to be a unfunny twat.

  • praise zeus

  • Amen you are the smartest Christian I have heard post on youtube

  • Knew you were FAKE.

  • Fuck yeah, Zeus!

  • @allibyx yea, it means insanity, lack of common sense, shackled...etc.....

  • @allibyx I'm beginning to think "Converted Christians" just a scam, given they don't know what Atheism really means.

    Honestly, I think for the most part they think it somehow gives them more credibility and makes us like them more if they act like they were once an Atheist. Unfortunately, this is not the case.

    More often than not, pretending to be something you not can easily be sniffed out, and we know you are bullshitting. Converted Atheists however, are very plausible.

  • BULLSHIT!

  • "God did it...your science is NOTHING without God

  • @allibyx Unfortunately a lot are scammers. If you ever hear "I'm an atheist, but" then there's a good chance they're not an atheist. Similiarily if you hear "I was an atheist until" or "I was an atheist, but" or some other similiar line then it's again probably a scam. Remember, many atheists base their atheism on reason and evidence; which makes converting a lot more difficult than to convert bewtween religions or to convert to atheism.

  • I WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!

  • Zeus lol. Had me goin'. Those "converted atheists" on YouTube are a scam, good job mocking them :)

  • Watch carefully, the GOD he's converted to is ZEUS. NOT JESUS.

    Had me goin there for a moment, lol.

  • Most atheist are logical thinking people that do not believe in god, i find it hard to believe that atheists are being "converted" to believe. Most organized religion targets small children because they have minds that are not fully developed enough to make rational choices....it is a brainwashing technique. I attended a christian church from age 1 to 9 and everytime i had a rational question, I never got a rational answer. some people are just smart enough to realize when they are being lied to

  • @allibyx Thats coming from a Christian by the way.

  • You are a true IDIOT!! Atheist views are cowardly and just make up excuses.

  • @Jantv81 You are a very stereotypical douche bag. Think about it. The universe just so happens to be made by ONE LIVING THING, because that living thing just so happens to have the power to create a whole universe. I'm atheist not because I'm cowardly and I make excuses, it's because I find it hard to believe. There is no support to how such a power came to be.

  • This made my day! Thank you! (You need to watch this video to the end.)

  • @allibyx probably

  • @allibyx There alot of scams, but most are true. Atheism is the complete denial of god, it makes sense that someone can believe in God and become an atheist. So why would it be so hard to do the opposite? However, some of these reverted "atheists" were probably just agnostic.

  • is he speaking in english????????

  • @kysmelmonge I totally agree! The bible is just like the game telephone. Haha.

  • A converted atheist? Why would the author bother to title that? ALL religious people are converted atheists, as we all start as atheists in this world. That goes without saying.

  • I don't get it...

  • @Bestlife1234 there are about 112,368 gods

  • Well said! I'm reminded that not all men are the son's of God. Many will continue to reject his truths whereby ending in hell. God is doing all he can to save mankind, but he's given them a free will and a choice to chose whom they will believe. Seems Satan has enlisted people over to the dark side by deception and where he himself and all sin will be tossed into the lake of fire.

  • To all religious believers: I wrote my own guidebook to life, and after living it i will see you in the hereafter. There we can discuss all the things you didn't get to do while you were religious. Looking forward to it, suckers!

  • You are funny, that's for sure. I disliked the video initially, but decided to stick around to the end since I couldn't believe what you said to be possible. Fact is, most people gave you a thumbs down because they thought you were serious. Just another prick playing mind acrobatics with a severe mental handicap. Good job, keep prodding, maybe they'll get it one day.

  • YESSSS. You sir just won 1000 bro points

  • This is a wonderful video. More people should read the Iliad, it is a book of great turth that reveals much about the nature of the gods.

    But in all seriousness, this is genious satire and the hate commenters simply didn't watch the video.

  • interesting choice of notes

  • @allibyx yup , that is why i stopped calling myself an atheist altogether. In fact I'm calling myself a convinced atheist now ;-p

  • You go bro... Stand up for your faith

  • Yes, it tells us to stone our neighbor to death if they work on Saturday, eat only stuff processed by religious nuts, and never wear polycotton. What's your point? They're not factual. Please see "kissing hank's ass"

  • @allibyx look up lee strobel.

  • haha

  • i was hoping is was a joke :)

  • shut the fuck up you sadddd loser

  • @barcaloco04 Degenerate

  • @ramshutu There's one thing I don't agree with I would like to point out. We are not out to "win God's favor" number one because we can't, and number two because we don't HAVE to. God sent his perfect son, God incarnate , to pay the penalty for all sin, past, present, and future,,,,It is by grace you have been saved, through fait, not by works so that one one can boast.

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  • How many atheists didnt wait to see until the end of the video, and started to mock the "christian" arguments? That shows that many atheist just dont hear arguments and are self-deceived!

  • HEY. What gives you the right to mock Zeus like that? Man, you're gonna be screwed when you get a giant swan chatting up your wife...

  • watch the end guys, this guy is brilliant XD

  • xD

  • Well, I follow Artemis as my patron goddess but Zeus is cool too. JUST DON'T PISS OFF POSEIDON!

  • The bible is like that little game you play when you pass down a message down a line of people and it gets all jacked up.

  • haha, this guy was never an atheist.

  • name one historian around the globe verifying the events of the bible.

  • these arguments are for your fellow Christians, not for atheists. We are not buying the BS, GET OVER IT. You don't scare us with your threats of eternal damnation. Sorry

  • This Guy is bat shit nuts.

  • Did you guys not even watch the end of the video? It's a joke, he holds up the Iliad and says we should all worship Zeus. Way to miss a perfectly good joke guys.

  • @allibyx No, these atheists actually were shown the truth, instead of being hard-headed and arrogent, they decided to take a step further that no other atheist had the guts to do: Faith.

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  • A message from an atheisth, fuck you ignorant bastard

  • @trabuco9  Proof that God is real: the bible clearly states that once we accept God and move away from a worldly lie, everyone will go against us.

    God bless you sir.

  • @awsomegunz very well put while the non believer has no proof we can go to reference and make since of what's happening and y it not rational to think the everything that happens just happens it stupid to think that we all including the cosmos came from nothing and no one everything has an equation

  • What make Ur thinking so rational u have no proof of what u believe and I can got the 5000 books worth that tell me god a Christ is real u go back to in time shit as long as man existed he knew of god

  • You have been a bible thumper forever, Atheists are intelligent and capable of rational thought, you are not. Therefore, you were never an Atheist...This myth has been busted.

  • It's apparent that you were never an Atheist with that kind of reasoning.

  • can god create a stone that not even an allmighty can lift or destroy?

  • @FaustSatans Can an atheist show how atheism is correct without using any Christian's words against them?

    Can an atheist simply prove anything they believe in to be correct without making a mockery of anyone's belief?

    

  • the only gods i believe in are chuck norris and myself !!!

  • Nice one!! Hahaha!! This video made me finally smile.

  • I find alot of these "Converted Atheists" to be very uneducated of what atheism is about. They literally use no form of logic, rational or critical thought and preach religion only because they fear the unknown and seek soothing answers for it. i.e.- Death- "Do this to gain God points so you'll go to him when you die!! "

  • im a follower of luke skywalker...he is the only god.

  • Awesome! 

  • AWESOME! I'm a believer in Zeus as well now, you convinced me!

  • I love how you did this, nice bit at the end, Watch the whole thing.

  • I love how you did this, nice bit at the end

  • A lot of people didn't watch all 2 minutes of this video.

  • To all those who are haveing a go at him for this, i don't think you realise, it's a joke. the book he holds up is "Homer's Illiad," a piece of ancient Greek literiture, then he tells you to make an offering to Zeus. Keep up.

  • Coward. You terned to christianity out of fear that you are wrong.

  • @RapeJesusWithAStick OK, think about this. Your apparent belief is Born, Live, Die.......nothing after that. Sounds kind of hopeless and unhappy and.....kind of lame. NOW! my belief is Born, live, get saved(me i got saved), live the rest of my life for God, die, then live for eternity in Heaven. Now i could go in more depth to make it better than it sounds but atleast i have a purpose in life besides....live and die -_-. Not the best comment i written of comparison.

  • @awesomegunz OK your beliefs are nicer. My beliefs are harsh and brutal. I admit that. That being said just because something is more comforting does not make it real and therefore this can not be used as evidence that god exists. Infact I would say it is nieve and almost childish to believe that the world owes us something

  • @awesomegunz What about the fact that the gospels give differing geneologies for Joseph or that only 2 of the gospels mention the "virgin birth"? What about the differing orders of creation in Genesis? Why does Jesus tacitly condone slavery by prescribing how to treat servants/slaves? Why does the buy bull claim that god is unchanging and you want to throw out OT law but keep the 10 commandments? Either way, your god is an inept communicator. You ignore this for emotional reasons.

  • hahaha good video.

  • Jesus Christ, guess what pal, no book will ever tell you what God wants. I love how you religious people believe that god is all knowing and all powerful, but we as humans know what he wants from us.

  • @cwestsupporter No the Bible clearly states what God wants. It is in the Old and New Testament. I can prove it through context and through singular verses. If you read it for yourself, you can see what I mean. Even if I argue against you, all I will use is scripture and show you that God is very much real. Whether you believe that or not is up to you.

  • Just another lier for Jesus; lovely :)

  • @allibyx "I wonder if these 'Converted Christians" are just a scam. Do these people even know what Christianity means?"

  • Hey, you're an idiot. kill yourself.

  • I've read the iliad and the oddesy and i'm still an atheist.

  • GOOD ONE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO!

    You got me to waste 10 minutes of my life flaming you TWICE...

    Look at the responses... not a man jack of 'em watched your video to the end. My hat goes off to you, ramshutu!

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  • You are a good example of BACKWARD EVOLUTION...

    You went from being a rational person to becoming a brainwashed fairy tale believing MORON.. wow good progress there mate.

  • So.. you're basically just saying you're worshiping god out of fear? Need I remind you that Jesus (God) did not create the bible, it was created thirty years after he died and has been translated millions of times on interpretations of originals that we don't have anymore. How do you know that's even the bible? It, it could be a poorly translated ancient pornographic book for all we know.

  • LoL you're right the bible is popular, I guess that makes it true. . . . . . . . what a joke. The only fictional book I'll ever read is LOTR thanks.

  • wooooooow be scared very scared he read a fairytale

    

  • well wasn't this a waste of my 2 minutes?

  • HOMER THE ILLIAD!!!! I MUST CONVERT NOOOWWWWWW

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORRWO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NEAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCAR CAUSE IT ACUALLY WORKS!

  • Listen to that desperation in his voice....

  • Looks like a startling number of YouTube fatties comment without actually watching the video, or at least watching it all the way through. Damn shame. Nice job :)

  • Haha I almost didn't wait for the end, that was great. I was totally typing up a serious response to you. <3

  • Um... have you never read any other religious text before? Being old, referring to actual historical events, and telling you how your "god" wants you to live your life, are all pretty common themes. Your particular religious text is not unique or special. But then again, you don't sound like a very critical thinker, since your main argument seems to be "It tells me what to do in a way I can understand."

  • why would we want to? :???

  • @mellamosean lol you guys are a trip.

  • Wow that sucks. I almost believed that was coming from a real place... I'll pray for you.

  • @19iLoveMusic95

    I hate God too! pray for me?

  • your a sellout...you could have never been an athiest in the first place.Have fun beliveing in what others tell you to belive

  • fake and gay

  • It's funny how we are not to believe in god, As we are accused of unintellegance, yet theories and random guesses supposedly make atheists smarter and superior. Get ready, beleivers, as atheists will probrably soon make us all their slaves. This being said, I have faith, and heaven would be worth that.

  • @Chinese0Chicken wromg..obviously it is the religious who make up stuff and make random guesses.do you understand your faith? or do you just believe because everybody does?

  • @HalcyonAugust2 First off, it is wrong... I understand doing that though. I beleive my religeon because i have had my prayers answered, I was taught, from the beggining of learning of religeon, that atheism was a choice, I choose not to be one.

  • @Chinese0Chicken why would god answer your prayers and not the prayers of the jews in the holocaust? does this imply that your prayers are more important than theirs? what about the starving children in africa? is your prayer more important than thousands of starved people? btw atheism is not a choice because you were born with no religion and had no knowledge of anything and could not have had believed in god therefore we are all born atheists.but religion is a choice you failed to see that

  • @HalcyonAugust2 You accuse me of knowing nothing of my faith, then deliver this arguement? Atheism is a choice. Atheism, by defenition, is not believing in dieties, period. I am not saying I am more important than the others, I help any way I can. But you must understand, that when mine are answered, it is through simple and... I guess almost subtle ways is the term i am looking for. WE must choose to help our fellow humans Through times of hardship, you are asking alot for it to rain food.

  • @Chinese0Chicken wrong again tell me if you do not know anything can you believe in something? did any of us know anything any knowledge of the existing world when we were born? no. we didnt so by definition we were all born an atheist.and true i am asking a lot for it to rain food but god can do anything right? he is all powerful isnt he? or are you gonna admit that there are things that god cant do and therefore nullify is being all powerful? your not seeing it clearer widen your horizon

  • @HalcyonAugust2 Being born an Atheist isn't a choice. But you CAN choose to beleive in God, or other deities. You can choose. I am not saying God could not make it rain food, but I am saying He doesn't want us to become fat, lazy, and depend all our lives on him. He wants us to advance, help each other, and become better in our souls, so we can learn from ourselves. Okay?

  • @Chinese0Chicken see youve just contradicted yourselsf atheism was not a choice but religion is. and god would not rain food because it is impossible for it to rain food..did you not notice that gods miracles are within the realm of possibilty? meaning ther is a chance it could happen.yet if it is impossible god cant do it too? have you ever heard of an amputee regenerating another limb? i dont think so.because its impossible. god is not all powerful he cannot do anthing to me or to u

  • @HalcyonAugust2 Actualy, no one is born an atheist. We are born unknowing. We do not right up beleive god is fake, we have no knowledge of him. Also, you have condridicted YOURSELF. You say it is possible to believe, Yet you are unable to not be an atheist. You also say that God is real, but has no real power. Ever heard of survivors of storms? People who beat cancer? If this was not a miricle, nothing will convince you.

  • @Chinese0Chicken have you heard of arms regenerating? let god do that and i will be convinced.o so if we werent born an atheist and by what you just said that we were born w/out knowledge.then. we were born agnostic? yes? and btw you contradicted urself yet you still say i did? what garbage "Being born an Atheist isn't a choice. But you CAN choose to beleive in God, or other deities." sound familiar? this is non sense you dont understand what you are saying

  • @Chinese0Chicken btw i dont believe in god i was only using the name to represent and clarify my sentence

  • @Chinese0Chicken There are various types of Atheist. One of the meanings of Atheist is "a person who lacks a belief in God." If you have never heard of God, you must lack belief in God. You are thinking of Strong-Atheism, but actually many atheists are Agnostic-Atheists, people who simply lack belief in God but don't make any claim that they know their position is the right one.

  • @spacerat3004

    There is no such thing as lacking belief in God. Just because wikipedia says so doesn't make it true. You have no proof God doesn't exist, and many other people believe he does. Therefore, you believe he does not exist.

  • @Frogsterking "You have no proof God doesn't exist" well heres a list of things you have no proof of not existing

    1.harry potter

    2.harry potter fucking your mom

    3.harry potter fucking your dad

    4.harry potter fucking your sister and the list goes on and on and on.ei?

  • @HalcyonAugust2 genes. beat 2, 3, and 4. also, the book is fiction, said by the author

  • doubt you were atheist for a single day of your sorry life... shit religion is like a virus!!!

  • Torah, Qur'an, Bible of Joseph Smith, Best selling works of L. Ron Hubbard, Holy books of Hindu, Buddhist books, and let's not forget the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just to name a few.

  • How does an epic poem about the Trojan War convert an atheist? This video makes no sense whatsoever. Also how can you totally ignore the overwhelming evidence to the contrary?

  • we have put everything that would create life in a test tube, PERFECT conditions and it is impossible to create complex organisms such as oursleves, hence why Darwins theory has been thrown out, more and more scientists are pointing towards a "creator or "GOD" so all you fools who don't believe just because you have had a little misfortune or havan't seen angels, stop bitching. NO IDEA OF WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

  • @yenwop11111 No I am sure that scientists DONT say that they have put everything in perfect conditions into a test tube & cos life didnt emerge, therefore god created EVERYTHING!! To re-create the exact conditions for life to emerge would be like looking for a grain of gold on a beach. What did you expect? For a fully grown man to crawl out of a petri dish overnight? Get real mate.Darwins theory is not thrown out. Using it more & more to increase our understanding. Could save your life one day!

  • Everyone STFU insulting christians, do you idiots have any idea what a planet needs in order to support human life?? it takes roughly many things to be PERFECT, perfect gravity, perfect axis, perfect moon, heat e.c.t the odds of a planet having these things in our universe, are 1,000000000000000000000000000, to 1 and more, you honestly think we we're just "LUCKY" im studying Science at UNI and we have done many experiments on life, and it is IMPOSSIBLE to create life from perfect conditions,,,

  • @yenwop11111 yep...the chances are reeaaaly remote...but those astronomycal numbers are called that way because they refer to the cosmos, universe...planets...etc. so given the known size of the universe, if you have such a small chance like that, you would still end up with 1000000000000000 planets that could support life...

  • Stories from all over europe, middle east, and northern africa as well as ancient text tell stories of the great flood. The Christians adapted this to their religion because they feel they are superior to everything.

    The flood happened, it was just over exaggerated. The lost city of Atlantis was a city of gold that was sunk by this flood.

  • @AMGMITTENS yup how sssiiiiiiiiiiilllyyy

  • @Bogabogo

    Don't tell me I'm stubborn, you have your crackpot beliefs, there's there's an entity living beside everyone, and I'll stick with what's real.

    Just sounds like some overweight nerd with nothing better to do than build things on little computer games.

  • Science science science f••• it i mean seriously can u personally prove what scientists say is right they could just be making it up. And its all theories how the crap can u take a theory as proof its a random guess with little guidance and its guidence is another theory half the time u say you dont beleive in gods but you put so much faith in science that you treat it like a god

  • @1mplodingcupcakes

    Lol irony. You put so much faith in your religion but it's all theories. Never has this "god" shown itself except to some mentally unstable man by himself with no witnesses. Funny isn't it?

  • The only fact I recognize about atheists is that not believing in God doesn't make them to seem more intelligent at all. 

  • @apersaf Sure it does. We don't believe in fairy tales, because we are not kids. "god" has been dis-proven thousands of times yet you morons still believe in him. " 'god' is all powerful" yet in the Jewish religion (what christianity broke off of) states that your "god" was the weaker of a group of gods, and the Jews worshiped him because he was picked on (as were the Jews). So honestly you guys need to be worshiping more gods, unless they just disappeared. These are facts from ancient text.

  • @AMGMITTENS

    blah blah blah

    WORDS ATHEISTS ALWAYS REPEAT *to show their intelligence*: MORON, FAIRY TALES and countless of others swear words. YAWN I'm honest tired of you guys, grow up and put in your minds that just because you can't understand something it mustn't exist. God won't be scientificaly proven or disproven, it's a matter of faith just to send unbelievers right to hell. Give me a break, don't waste your time with your fool thoughts about something you actually don't comprehend.

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  • @apersaf religious faith requires an imense amount of ignorance... sorry...not for me..but you can keep it if you want...I wont get mad at you as an atheist...:)

  • @apersaf and we suppose you comprehend them? how arrogant.yet you not a shed of the slightest proof to reinforce your "comprehension" garbage just utter garbage