Halo 1 and 2 in 60 Seconds

[TheManWithThePlan685]

taht wuz quit3 a mouthful!!1

[Justas923]

"What the FUCK is THIS!? Finish THE FIGHT!! I payed 60 dollars!.. God DAMN YOU BUNGIE!!"

[niggakilla911]

you could have made it in 45 seconds without all those fucks

[notBowen]

@niggakilla911 I hope not to have offended you, niggakilla911.

[Greencats123]

@notBowen Well played.

[Quadbob101]

@niggakilla911 the fucks were the most important part

[Freelancerk1bbles]

$60? cost me $100... AUSTRALIA FOR THE WIN!

[MrMagicalHotdog]

FUCKthisSHIT

[S08Shockwave]

"Fucking. ZOMBIES." XD

[paintballa12397]

like this if u came bake to this video to c if u can understand it now cause i saw this wen i was 9 and didnt understand shit

[roymanrules]

into the land of happiness of choclate

[theguywhoannoysme]

It's always fun to say 'Fuck this shit' and blow stuff up.

[ZiggyR2750]

"GOD DAMN YOU BUNG-"

taht made me lol for days on end

[stephenmelbaz]

your funny

[TheSigmaDoctrine]

Say the only way to stop the fucking zombies is to wipe out all LIVING things in the Galaxy... you really dropped the ball on this one Forerunners.

[wtfcool21]

So we blow the fuck out of the aliens... o.o Plus,

Brute: Land of Happiness and Chocolate :)

Marine: FUCK THAT

Brute: :(

[ShxlerMusic]

I had the same fucking reaction at the end when I first played it.

[Slyanimationz]

ODD SCOUT

[Nascarrrrrrfan]

FUCK THIS SHIT

[Gmodrocks123]

You make the best videos!Also do you like the word fuck?

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

LOL POETRY

[qwame100]

What the fuck? I paid $60! lol

[sigh7]

43 people still think that the Gospel according to Saint Genocidal Muthafucka leads to the land of happiness and chocolates.

[DarkMidgit177]

lmao WTF WAS HE SAYING

[finalbossmachinima]

Ah yes, Saint Genocidal Muthafucker. Patron saint of explosions

[Arceus88888]

And blow the fuck out of them! :D

[Zombie14Slayer]

GOD DAMN YOU< BUN- (cuts off)

Me-LOL!

[Lifeless9619]

Sorry all i heard was africa and monkeys....so The easy summary of Halo becomes AIDS?

[toadlolwtfbbq]

'' not to forceen FUCKING ZOMBIES'' win

[LonePwnage45]

I paid 60 dollars! XD That's what killed me!

[PowerRuffBoy]

0:18 so ya say "FUCK this SHIT"

[jbobs99]

I said the same thing wtf I paid $60 for this!!!!

[crakkhed12]

halo 2 was a cliffhanger

[yourbible]

The first ten seconds was enough to make me almost piss myself laughing so hard.

[notBowen]

@aidan456456 Trochaic Heptameter. Bungie is all 'bout dem sevens.

[thamastachief]

"and again we say, Fuck that"

[Rikuji20]

And then Bungie goes...

[ranakin9000]

FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!!

[BeeperMcNasty]

The gospel according to Saint Genocidal Motherfucker.

[sirinterweb]

@BeeperMcNasty pretty much

[fragfox0430]

read according to: saint genocidal motherfucker

[JustBecauseICan1000]

GOD DAMN YOU BUNGIE!

[aptspire]

finish the fight... how about finishing with the 3rd game in 60 seconds? :)

[BagelBoi53]

According to the Gospel of Saint Genocidal Motherfucker:)

[patrickstella94]

@BagelBoi53 pretty much

[TheScrubsjd]

fucking zombies!!!

[karatekid768]

I payed sixty dollars!

[killerguy127]

you kept saying fuck instead of ather curse words -____-

[TheSevenCamels]

The zombies can not only run, jump and fire guns, but also recite bad poetry.

God help us all.

[PlatinumShadowX]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? FINISH THE FIGHT! I PAYED 60 DOLLARS! GOD DAMN YOU BUNGIE! luwlz

[malastrome15]

I can explain Halo 1 2 and 3 in three words. Ring. Blows. Up.

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

0:12 this is the HECU's training video for blowing the hell out of Black Mesa.

[knoxskornermadman]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[robloxbboy333]

LOL F***thissh** blow the heck outta them.

[LiLMontizzle]

lol blow the HELL out of alien place....AND DO IT AGAIN AND Thenew alien ring wourld as you guessed, HAS FRIKEN ZOMBIES!!!

[mastervideogame33]

hahahahahahahahahaha that was funny do another one

[sims2010wow]

How many people watched this at least twice.

[Jeremiah1009]

@sims2010wow ME! more then twice really

[LarryPokeTrainer]

and you're subsequently almost tricked by a floating lightbulb into killing all the sentient life in the galaxy so you're like FUCK this SHIT

[releb101]

keep pressing 0:53

[NanoVaporX]

finish the fight!...i paid 60 dollars god damn you bungie!!! lol

[chozoman22]

i paid 60 dollars!!!! LOL XD

[aertization]

god damn not again i keep thinking it says half-life 1 &2

[RaptorsXCman]

How do you spell the word you used to describe the Graveminds speech?

[422Shuriken]

wheres the arbiter?...

[gamesketch]

"...and you're subsequently almost tricked by a light bulb into killing all the life in the galaxy and so he say Fuck this shiT"

...BEsT...LiNE...evAr.

[elel70]

Half-Life > Halo

[dgaheyfnscg1000]

@elel70 no

[greenfox2863]

i love halo. the first two are the only reason(s) i keep my normal xbox plugged in.

[TheBoomdoom]

THAT WAS 63 SECONDS, YOU LIED!

[puredemoniczick]

"And again we say 'Fuck that'."

[J19mgo]

i couldnt stop laughing fo 5 mintues

[GZilla311]

I actually liked the ending to 2. I think I'm one of maybe five who did.

[lkotof]

@GZilla311 probably 6 there mate :)

[GZilla311]

@lkotof Ah. Okay then. It's good to have another.

[scottsan101]

the 11th commandment- thao shath fire their laser!!!

[Soopahkoopah101]

@pikachuhat

Didn't you ever read the ten commandments? Commandment IV: thou shalt not take Chuck Norris' name in vain.

[simmstarproductions]

u talk like the shamray guy from hell's kitchen

[BeakyRed]

im not gonan spoil this for myself DISLIKED jk jk but seriously i dont wanna spoil this

[DantoraMandova]

In Soivet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass!

[pstoff517]

@DantoraMandova No son. In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris's ass kicks you!

[pikachuhat]

@pstoff517 On planet earth, we surpassed that old joke. Sorry.

[pivotmaniac10]

@pikachuhat Chuck norris is gonna make you have a hard time sleeping tonight

[shadowdonut23]

@DantoraMandova bruce lee kicks his ass and yours!

[DivineFlamez]

WHAT THIS FUCK IS THIS FINISH THE FIGHT GOD DAMNIT BUNG... lol

[MidnightRedemption]

"What the fuck is this? Finish the fight! I paid 16 thousands! GOD DAMN YOU BUNG-"

[domo6191]

well done

[ZACKnirvana]

who remembers waiting through the cutscene 1000 times and eagerly waiting for halo 3? halo 3 didn't give me the same chills as halo 2 did =/

[simion300]

super good man i love it

[corascantcustoms99]

GOD DAMN YOU BUNGIE!

[PvtParlor]

no bungie finish the fight (crying noise) 60$ (more crying) lol

[sandiegoborn32]

LMFAO!

[xKORY27x]

brute: we can go to the land of happiness and chocolate :D

marine: FUCK THAT D:<

brute: D:

[ctf6194life]

@xKORY27x the marine was sargent johson ya fuckin idiot

[RGSG99]

@ctf6194life It doesn't matter if he's one of the main characters he's still a marine dumbass.

[pownnoobsftw]

@xKORY27x na na the brute goes :C

[theflameoflifez]

@xKORY27x That poor poor brute only wanted choclate

[ZXZericsrightsZXZ]

FUCKthisSHIT

[Ratlover716]

cool vid but i reallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hate halo

[pwnatornr1]

THIS........IS......FUCKING...­..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW­WWWSOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

[MiniMelvin91]

Well, there you go. At least there weren't some kinda T-rex eating master cheif or maybe prequels that overcomplicate a not so complicated story that... Wait... Oh yeah, Halo Legends and H:wars, who would have thought? Awesome video, the zombie part crack me up xD

[petery132]

and you go god damn you bunjie

[TheRealBurninator]

Ossim game, rite?

[Amaratsuable]

notBowen for president!

[GalexOwns]

Bowen's the best,period.

[MrNormalUsername]

"What the FUCK is this? Finish the fight! God DAMNIT bungie!"

lol.

[thefogg]

0:47 sgt johnson lip syncing looks like he is saying "fuck that"

[TheReaper569]

whys everyone hates bungie so bad?

[thecomputerist]

@TheReaper569 cause they don't like your mother......not but really i don't know, i hope that yo mama joke didn't offend you, cause i don't give a .....no im just kidding !

[TheReaper569]

@thecomputerist i just asked a serius question dude, and i didint offended cuz you cant do everything you say

[CsDeathshadow]

@TheReaper569 i guess the valve fanboys don't like them because Bungie makes games not only for profite...

[TheReaper569]

@CsDeathshadow bungie games are cool but, valves games are good too, does it makes any difference why are they doing this? i like ea games, but that doesnt mean i hate valve, i like half life too

[CsDeathshadow]

@TheReaper569 well you asked why some people hate Bungie, that was the answer :)

[Gunslade]

And this is the all mighty Halo series wich so many love? I dont really get whats so " awesome " about this series but hey you cant like them all. Not even games. ;)

[Deaboy100]

wow. I no longer need to play the game, thanks to this video.

[1993DJC]

I think if you showed this to someone who hadnt played halo, they would know even less than they did beforehand

[george77772moons]

What the fuck is this?! FINISH the fight... I paid $60! GodDAMN you Bungie! *END*

[LordSebbe5555]

0:18 0:22 hahah FuckTHISShit AHahhahaha LOL!

[kota328]

I missed halo 1, this works.

[1224140994]

a path to the land of happyness and chocolates and and then again we say fuck that.

lol

[tacospartan]

now do one including ODST and halo 3 :)

[TheReaper569]

whys everyone hates bungie?

[drgyjilp1]

Thats pretty much halo. I like how it cuts off at the end in the middle of insulting bungie.

[RemonGaming]

Blow the FUCK out of them x2 :P

[Allahanna1]

half life elements much? ZOMBEHS!

[ghostbanana14]

lets kick some alien ass

[123halofreak]

and who could have predidcted, zombies.

[Dugonklet]

I just realized something.

YOU'RE FOOKING NOTBOWEN

yey toribash

[TheReaper569]

FUCK THIS SHIT , FUCK THAT SHIT

[Isuckatpaintball2]

actually halo 1 and 2 were only 50 bucks when they both came out.....they were both 50 dollars if i remember right

[spencer0718]

Just compare these graphics to Halo Reaches.. and then our like... wow.

[roman11777]

"And then bungie goes- *credits*"

[mrunknown68]

lol, Poetry

[grwalk1]

there called halos not ring worlds

[koshey245]

lol flying light bulb

[THPS3is4evr]

35 people missed the 'like' button XD

[ColorblindMaker]

Fuck the Zombies yeah!

[ButtaNToast]

Almost get tricked by a lightbulb thing, but say

FUCK this SHIT.

I legit said that.

[Dreadnought942]

i jus laughed my ass off so fucking hard

[Danrakich]

lucky only halo 1 was any good .. :P the rest were jus crap copies `:D

[Justas923]

What the FUCK is this???

FINNISH THE FIGHT!!!

I PAID 60 DOLLARS!!!!

GOD DAMN YOU BUNG-- 

[insaneman987]

back in space the aliens still have a religious pole shoved up their ass LOL you should be on comedy central you could be the tosh.0 of video games

[xxomqitsbethxD]

"In space youre chased down by aliens who's religion consists of adhering strictly to the gospel accosrding to Saint Genocidal MotherF***er. "

"... pretty much"

xDD

[stephenlockard]

ahahahahahaha at the end. and, "fuckin'.. ZOMBIES!" lolll

[saymana11]

Bungie: FINISH THE FIGHT IN 3 YEARS MISTER HALO!!! oh yah and theres gonna be alot of other guys just like you on the Xbox waiting to tea bag you!

[coolroblox09]

thats how i felt when i played it and i payed like $65 dollars and it didnt finish the fight

i got really pissed lol

[hlyleh]

@coolroblox09 lol I thought it was a good ending.

[DevilsMachine]

God why has no one hired you yet your a genius And funny

[theredsun3]

oh sorry

[Shoopboi]

FUCK THIS SHIT

[theredsun3]

all most triked by a light blolb lol wtf

[theredsun3]

st jensinla muder fucker

[notBowen]

@theredsun3 That'd be genocidal motherfucker.

[theredsun3]

@notBowen sorry

[theredsun3]

@notBowen u sed st so im right about that so ha i win

[theredsun3]

@notBowen i win he he

[AngelOfDeath454]

@notBowen hey man i just watched hl2 in 60 secs and i would like to know if you could make hl2 episode 1 and 2 in 60 seconds?

[Gamershaze]

@notBowen What was it you said at around 0:38 ? Tor-kay keptometar or something?

[notBowen]

@Gamershaze Trochaic heptameter. It's the poetic verse Gravemind speaks in.

[TheHaloCEfan]

@notBowen you didnt menchion sgt Jhonson

hes a big part of the story

[notBowen]

@TheHaloCEfan He's awesome to be sure but his role (largely comic relief) doesn't really bear mentioning in a summary. His immunity to the flood infection and such aren't even mentioned outside of the books.

[TheHaloCEfan]

@notBowen sgt.jhonson is a profit do you know why he died in halo CE came back in halo2 died in halo 3 and now he will be resurected for halo 4 where he asks cortana for her hand (research) but yea his kinda a comic relief but hes still a part of the story lets show the main characters MC cortana cpitan Keyes sgt.jhonson Moranda Arbiter

[Big12189]

@Gamershaze It's trochaic heptameter. Some kinda poetry, lol.

[pokegod184]

@theredsun3 pretty much

[santiainen]

MONKEYS

[MegaUnsc]

lol that was funny

[mohamadawimba]

hahaha, man, ur awesome, my fave is max payne 2....

hahahaha,.....

[dragonbaas]

land of heavenness and choclate?

[Shikomaru136]

Lol, funy coz I remember the first teaser promo for Halo 3 which said "Finish the fight."

[corascantcustoms99]

lol ur hilarious. this one and bioshock are my favorite

[deathendz]

god damned you bungi- *theme song here*

[galacticboto]

The gospel according to st. Genocidal Motherfucker. LOL

[TackyNames]

0:16 Half-Life 2 city scanner. xD

[Zackkitsune]

Genocidal mother fucker

[SuperSquag]

FUCK THIS SHIT

[thepunk0406]

Fucking floating lightbulb  Fuck this shit