CHRISTIANS vs ATHEISTS KICKBALL

[ibanezplayer772]

These people really hate christians. Wow.

[MoviesFromG]

At least these Christians are nice.

[SSasskicker]

Next year, you should do it with paintball.

Way more tactically aggressive, also shooting christians in the nuts has nothing to do with it,.

[MrEyvisleyfi]

why did I watch this?

Only god knows

[Thuban]

Just wanted to say Bill Waterson has stated before that he dislikes when the Calvin image is shown pissing on things. Just food for thought before someone uses it yet again.

But on the otherhand, god is not(great or otherwise). So carry on

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

"He peees on things he does not like" lol

[chrism4n14]

Lol skeptic and you know it this guys a dick but in a funny way hahaha

[MrRatedRRockstar]

@tigersforchtist but only a fool does not revere the flying spaghetti monster! Repent your sins and embrace his noodliness!

[gizmouille]

I need that tshirt!

[integralmath]

Let me hear you say Richard Dawkins on three. Cute.

[PatsRule1224]

I hope they do this again this year.

[DEARMINTA]

it was fun as usual but the game needs to be 5 minutes shorter.. short attenton span, dude I am ADD!

[KingdomSeeker2012]

"He answered, 'Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my father's house, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.' "Abraham replied, 'They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.' "'No, father Abraham,' he said, 'but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.' "He said to him, 'If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.'" Luke 16:27-31

[theyforcedmetosignup]

"that keed pees on theengs he do not liek"

perfect impression of peopel who like that shit.

[axisdarkking]

i love how you actually said Pastafarians....

[RonBurgundy161]

Dude, tuck your shirt in.

[TehSpyCrabProds]

Don't get me wrong, i'm an athiest, but you're doing it wrong. You're no better then they are. Shoving it down peoples throats.. It's also so biased, you show the Atheists kicking ass but then the score is showed with the Christains winning..

[L3viathan2142]

This is the kind of atheist that I dislike. "1, 2, 3, Richard Dawkins!", wtf? You say that as if he is some sort of prophet... He's a great scientist, but this is the kind of behaviour that makes christians think atheism is a religion.

[italianwopper]

@L3viathan2142 Clearly you don't know what satire is.

[L3viathan2142]

@italianwopper It would only be satire if they'd be mocking atheists, it doesn't seem to be the case to me.

[gr3y]

@L3viathan2142 It's called satire. They're mocking religion. Same thing with FSM. Atheists don't believe Dawkins is a "prophet" or that a FSM actually exists. These are just equally as ridiculous beliefs as Jesus being a savior and God existing.

[L3viathan2142]

@gr3y O RLY?

[eikons]

@L3viathan2142 I wouldn't even think of him as a great scientist. He's more of a great educator and writer. Though he did invent memes. :p

I agree that this video is a little pathetic. I do like the videos where he confronts protesters and street preachers - those guys actually deserve it and I'm glad there's someone to stand up to them.

[LegionIscariot]

Dis ma house, biatch.

[pokerguy94]

"instead of practicing I figured it would be smarter to pray to if we were losing"

Sounds like something Tim Tebow would say.

[pokerguy94]

lol @ the dog shit scene

[RBBLGAMERS]

Well it is common sense that if you wear a t-shirt that has a rebellious teenager pissing blood on the Jesus Fish and you pray to a flying spagetti monster, God would be pretty pissed.

[smithcas86]

Didnt those athiests know......(puts on sunglasses)....they didnt have a prayer.....

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[ufotruth100]

atheist are such dorks

[indie4life23]

one two three RICHARD DAWKINS! best battle cry ever

[ParanormalExtreme16]

I do not understand most atheist we have tons of proof of the afterlife but atheist are just too stupid to handle the truth!

[jalbador]

@ParanormalExtreme16 "proof of the afterlife"?? what proof?

[indie4life23]

@ParanormalExtreme16 please share this proof! I would love to know where its been hiding all my life

[zacsg1]

@ParanormalExtreme16 OMG you are so stupid!

[Warhammerdude980]

course the athiests lost, that have no faith

[EntertainedYet]

I love a lot of your other videos but this one...eh I dunno it seemed a little overkill...

[kubush]

The end made the loss worth it. LOL.

[blickluke]

down thumbed because you said in the words of MANYE WEST instead of Darft Punk.

lol no but seriously..

[idistroyer]

You are all going to hell..........if it existed



[jordan6030]

that was the most pathetic video I've seen in a long time!

[djautumn3]

DRAFT PUNK NOT KANYE FUCK HIP HOP

[bryangrossman]

I want that shirt!!!

[pirataAo1]

@llorisification Me.

[jeffh3962]

Credit for the effect at the end goes to Andrew Kramer @ Video Copilot. Yeah, that just happened.

[TheChineseNinja95]

I don't mind creationism being taught...as long as alternative theories of the universe's creation are also taught

[thedigitalbastard]

i wish my local atheist community was as cool as yours

[XxHateNoEviLxX]

No shit it's childish. It's a fucking KICKBALL GAME you idiots! And LOLjesus brought me here ;D

[motiger999]

Assholes



[lost524]

KANYE WEST?!!!? Please give credit where credit is due: Daft Punk. Other than that this was entertaining.

[RedGunBullets]

a friendly match, sports, why not, actaully helps to get along

[91lilfrozone23]

"i know what this team needs: more black people"

ROFL i thought the same xD

[JordanMollyB123]

RICHARD DAWKINS!!!! hahahahhaha fuck yeah

[OMGItsCrystal1990]

haha I love the ending. :)

[scottynem]

I was on board until he attributed Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger to Kanye instead of Daft Punk.

[RimshotKiller]

you know, the idea is nice, but he is doing this stuff so childish...i whonder why those christians let him do this with them he was just making fun of them...i´m an atheist and i´m not proud of this

[sonykroket]

@RimshotKiller

Im not proud of whiny snobby atheists that have no sense of humor and try to be politically correct all the time

[RimshotKiller]

@sonykroket it´s nothing about political correctness, it´s about giving everyone the respect he deserves....even if some of those religious minds don´t deserve too much of it, pointing them out as idiots in a childish way like this has nothing to do with a good sense of humor, it´s brainfucked crap

[sonykroket]

@RimshotKiller

Thats your opinion, stop pushing it on others

[RimshotKiller]

@sonykroket i told my opinion, you tried to offend...i dont give a crap about your opinion

[sonykroket]

@RimshotKiller

No, you try to speak on everyones behalf and tell people what to think or do.

That makes you a douche

[RuinSonic]

@RimshotKiller They knew what the purpose of the video was for before joining the game. The camera doesn't show everything. I think it would only be fair to criticize the satirist or comedian for the same reasons if having fun against other people is wrong.

[1SavageDragon1]

very interesting channel...@_@, I'll subscribe for the lols.

[a084123]

lol im a athiest and think we should just get along and i think christians should be saying stuff like that lol but anyway cool video

[Disposification]

psalmsurfer1 can piss off.

[GTOlR1]

Your videos seem to somewhat relate in cognition of how our conscienceless provides foundation of existence....theirs evils and there's good. To have videos that destroy the image of Religion wouldn't that make the argument that you are evil. I mean if we are working with the same cognition. Cause, reaction. You my dear friend are nothing more in a pawn of the grand schemes. The harder and harder you resist the more and more you shall loose. To this very comment people are resisting, and fighti

[psalmsurfer1]

richard dawkins! lmao pathetic

[youbetzler]

"in the words of kanye west" oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.... DAFT PUNK!

[KnaveMurdok]

@youbetzler WHAT THIS GUY SAID!

[bttrflykiss7701]

Hahaha.... In my mind we won, but on the scoreboard we lost, but I like to think positive. so funny

[swima94]

As much as I am an atheist this is so dumb and childish...

[CoreyfromEarth]

"Why'd you make me lose? Suck a dick and DIE!!" LMAO

[jrwbtw]

Best part: the Jesus sticker do you're kicking him in the face. How about an MMA / boxing training dummy that's made to look exactly like Jesus. There's a training dummy called a SlamMan that could be custom made to look just like the risen lord. So, you can relieve your frustration, get a good workout and boast to everyone that you beat up the son of god! Not available in Tennessee.

[2xsf]

That preacher has smoked his share of doobie in his day.

[RottingCorpse100]

Yep. deffinantly needed more blck guys

[Frizzurd]

I am glad that there is a notice before the video starts

[chavarin211]

okay im an atheist too and its one thing not to believe but cleaning up dog crap with a bible thats just disrespectful

[Frizzurd]

I do not think we have to be respectful but that kind of action does not win anyone over to our side and fuels Christians negative opinions of us. It is just dumb and not even that funny.

[psalmsurfer1]

@Frizzurd bingo.

[MrLinuxgui]

@chavarin211 really????????? its no different then cleaning it up with a copy of Dr Seuss cat in the hat if you are truly an atheist.

[palerider1775]

@chavarin211 It's a pile of paper. Perfect tool for the job!

[psalmsurfer1]

@chavarin211 what's it matter to you? You don't believe in the word of God anyway so why would you think it disrespectful unless a part of you actually believes the bible to be true

[mah2ndzeldapawn]

I can't stop replaying 2:09

[thebeardedone]

Unfortunately, those t-shirts are an unlawful use of a copyrighted character.  The creator of Calvin (and Hobbes), Bill Watterson, does not authorize any 3rd party merchandise of his characters.

Good kickball game, though.

[psalmsurfer1]

@thebeardedone what do you expect from a bunch of atheists? As usual, atheists do what they want in the name of logic and reason or...richard dawkins in this case lol so pathetic.

[Tjdyo]

HAHAHAHA picking up the shit with the bible! FUCKING GENIUS!

[Cupit29]

So it's finally settled. Christianity is the one true way. Darn.

[psalmsurfer1]

@Cupit29 Like you ever had a doubt?

[Cupit29]

@psalmsurfer1 It was a joke. I'm an Atheist.

[psalmsurfer1]

@Cupit29 sorry to hear that

[Cupit29]

@psalmsurfer1 Yup. It's all fire and brimstone for me, I'm afraid.

[CadicusTheDamned]

This is embarrassing. And you lost.

[SuperDuperAtheist]

I want that shirt! 

[warzoneproduction]

Did he die?

[xyoop]

The other team out-prayed us at the break. Damn

[Squall07524]

I think the Christian won more than just a game in this case tbh... all over youtube atheists always win the argument against religious people because of how ignorant the theists sound and act (and they usually get mad). In this case the Christians seemed to be normal people who wanted to show compassion and just have fun.

[RuinSonic]

@Squall07524 I would like to hang with these Christians. Actually there's a lot of cool Christians it's just the lame ones are loud. Same goes with atheists.

[drummerpunk921]

dont you mean in the words of daft punk.

[Comp1337e]

9:48 That should have been spaghetti sauce, and his noodly appendage slapping your ass for not representin'. :P

[Tengent]

Corny, and not in a good Tim and Eric manner. :(

[benny332]

lololol

[M3PanoS]

I'm so glad this guy is doing these videos. Atheistic fundamentalism has officially arrived and it's here to stay. :D 

[ThatOneSkinnyGuy]

Anyone know where I can find the kickass intro music?

[tophu1021]

I'm agnostic, but picking up dog sh*t with a bible is wrong. I thought Atheists/Secularists/Agnostics would have a little more respect than that... I'm ashamed.

[xbreekate]

@tophu1021 Why? it's just a book. No different than Harry Potter.

[tophu1021]

@xbreekate

It's not just a book to billion some Christians. Maybe if we respect them, they'll respect us...? Maybe?

[xbreekate]

@tophu1021 and harry potter isn't just a book to harry potter fans. Respect is earned, not given.

[tophu1021]

@xbreekate

I respectfully disagree. No wonder people think poorly of us...

[boenrobot]

@tophu1021 "Maybe if we respect them, they'll respect us...? Maybe?"

Respecting someone vs. respecting their religion/book are two different things. I'm a Star Wars fan (no, really), but I wouldn't take it personally if someone picked up crap with it a DVD copy/cover that they own or did anything of the sort.

Christians deserve respect by virtue of being decent human beings... even more so than their book and associated imaginary friend. Their religion/book does not deserve this respect.

[L3viathan2142]

@xbreekate I would also not pick up dog shit with a Harry Potter book.

[changolini]

fuk yeah atheists in reality fuk christians

[Antisyncretism]

this guy just has no respect.

Disgusting.

[SamuelHorler]

@Antisyncretism Awwww.

[infiniteloop33]

i'm an atheist and i thought the religious types showed way more class than you/your crew. i'm all for comedy, but if you're going to openly mock people, do it to someone who deserves it. these guys look like average joes looking to have fun at a kickball game, not douchy street preachers who are begging to get messed with. .

[xboxman79]

Pastafarians are not atheists..

[Phatnaru0001]

lol i love how the atheists were set up to be in shape and win, but lost horribly.

[93xfan]

I like how he pretended to be buddies with the pastor, all the while being as disrespectful as possible.

[Katalyzt]

Nicely done.★★★★★

Katalyzt

[bobcatallstar7]

WOW that is an insult to christans everywhere really? Pick up dog crap with a bible come on dude atleast have some respect for our believes! Dick move.

[MrRussian19]

1:40 RICHARD DAWKINS *Atheist fap**Atheist fap**Atheist fap**Atheist fap**Atheist fap*

[DelbertStinkfester]

Dude you're a dick

[weirddudeonice]

Calvin is pissing blood onto a Jesus fish... my childhood has been raped...

[Owens867]

"No what I mean?"

"Nope."

[LifeInFrame]

In the words of Daft Punk actually, K. West just sampled it.

[gloriousgod]

You shouldn't just go around offending people like that man, especially since those Christians were nice people and definitely didn't offend you!. You should promote the idea of "good without god" not this offensive stuff.

[interlinkknight]

lol

[Scorpionwacom]

Come on, Mike, Andrew Kramer created better lightning.

[shagoosty]

With how much you guys were antagonizing them, they were actually some pretty good sports, both about the game and about their beliefs.

[MarkusZatac]

Cool!



[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

i used to fucking love kickball.

[Runningtail]

"I know what this team needs... more black people, that's what's wrong with it"

i lol'd endlessly at that

[011Kodie]

No! They lost because of their ignorance! Don't they know you must dress as a pirate to address his holy noodleness? It is obviously a punishment from the Flying Spaghetti Monster for failure to obey his holly word.

~Ramen

[mah2ndzeldapawn]

@011Kodie I like ramen.

[Inzanex1]

@011Kodie Tho shall not take thy noodlenesses name in vain!

[Mimi2591]

Love your prayer to the FSM, it was great! :)

[EliteAtheist001]

wait that is what we should do make a KING ATHEIST!!!

[AisuSeijin]

@EliteAtheist001

His name is George Carlin, with the grand deity Joe Pesci.

[EliteAtheist001]

@AisuSeijin Yes George Carlin would be if he didn't pass away. :(

[MikeyZilla666]

Hey remember that team needs more black people. xD

[htmlcooper]

WONDERFUL

[neirad537]

It would have been funny when you won the coin flip ( car key flip ) to say " I thing God is on our side"

[formicfarm]

Mogley52 is a self promoting whore.

[hawknelsonchik]

totally immature and disrespectful...and sore losers...that was painful to watch, i feel for the christians who had to play against them, at least they had a good attitude.

[tchapps1]

Damn okay well hmmn I guess we detract the added part.

[zxzIzxz]

haha! Praise Richard Dawkins :P

[tchapps1]

Why would you remove Under god from the pledge. That's part of the pledge. No one should add to or detract from the pledge. EEEEEVVVVVVVVAAAAARRRRR

[Pulseczar1]

@tchapps1 In that case, tchapps1, it should have never been added in the 1950's.

[Yankyal1]

@tchapps1

Are you being sarcastic? "Under god" was ADDED to the pledge, it wasn't there originally.

[eVVVVV]

@tchapps1 "Why would you remove Under god from the pledge. That's part of the pledge. No one should add to or detract from the pledge. EEEEEVVVVVVVVAAAAARRRRR"

I agree!

Congress should NOT have allowed the addition of the words "under god" to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954. Now let's do our best to remove it. OK ? ;-)

[AisuSeijin]

@eVVVVV

What's even more amazing is that it was added there under the idea that Communists couldn't say the words "Under God" or mention God at all. It really had nothing to do with religion but more with identifying commies.

[eVVVVV]

@AisuSeijin "It really had nothing to do with religion but more with identifying commies."

Yes I think it had something to do with the anti-commie hysteria gripping the country. But ever since then the religious revisionists have used "under god" to define the country in a way the Founders had not intended and actually fought against. They expressly said this country was not founded on christianity nor any religion.

[ItzMeCasey]

Why can't there be more christians like that pastor. He seems like a very chill person. I would love to hang with him! (I'm atheist.)

[Nervousification]

They need an agnostic to be the referee.

[CristianApostol]

@Nervousification agnostic deist that is

[mrhenk007]

Americans cannot kick footballs

[mrhenk007]

But do you at least respect them for believing in god.

i don't have any religion but i do respect people with a religion

[BeBoBli]

@mrhenk007

Why? There is no reason to respect someone for an unreasonable belief, especially one that enforces it's brainwash upon others or devalues cultural morality.

[RuinSonic]

@BeBoBli Not if you are talking about this pastor. He's such a cool dude.

[BeBoBli]

@RuinSonic

Then I would respect him for his cool dudeism, not for his misled beliefs.

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

wow chill out people, they are all having fun so chill out both christians and atheists.

[scorpionfights]

I'll what not.

[EveryBodySucks100]

suck a dick and die!!! (mmm smells like toasts and gore)

(please god fuck a goat)

[TheCrazyCheeto]

Fuck YEAH! Fuck Christian fuck faces