God's Law
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  • This is bloody hilarious but an inaccurate representation of what God's Law would bring.

  • @Yakovich Well the great thing about the New Covenant age is that capital punishment has been removed so as to give people more time to repent, but you only have to look at the breakdown of law and order in society to see the downside of this. In both ages we can see that God is primarily concerned with people's eternal welfare and not their temporal condition.

  • The main purposes behind God's laws are that sin does not get out of hand and that we realise how terrible sin is. Thus what we would see today as oppression and inequality, is rather a gracious system that brought order to otherwise rampant sin in a way that made people recognise the consequences of sin. Because the results of our actions have eternal significance, it is less important that we have material freedoms in this lifetime but rather spiritual freedoms. candlecrossministry.co.uk

  • @stuartalive It's too bad we became civilized and don't replicate a lot of what the Bible says we should do hey! Nothing like a good stoning to get the day started...

  • @Yakovich "Are there any women here today?"

  • fucken bogans fuck all red assholes

  • Does a "Driasabone" protect you against smiting?

  • Wankovich......

  • another thing. God allows you to believe in whatever you wish. he doesnt expect everyone to follow the teachings of the bible. you can be muslim and thats fine in the christian religion so this can't happen argument sake or no argument sake it just cant happen and thats FINAL

  • @sassy2161 How on earth could you possibly know what God knows, does and wants? Do you speak with God? Does he pass on instruction to you specifically or are you just making this shit up as you go?

    Are you just trying to get on my goat because I do find you entertaining even if you're not serious...

  • you are retarded. Being Gay isn't a sin but being in a relationship with a man is. By practicing Homosexuality then you are committing a mortal sin. but there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual just practicing it. also God is against killing no matter what they have done. Sometimes it is you need to when they are killing others. for example hitler or bin laden. though gays aren't hurting anyone so if the world lived by the bible gays wouldnt be killed

  • @sassy2161 If you're not a practicing Homosexual then how can you expect to become proficient at it?

  • @sassy2161 Thanks for clearing a few things up for me and curing so many of us of our ignorance.

    This is the second Yakovich video I have watched. THANKS Yakovich! Brilliant.

  • Was that Nonstampcollector as the weather forcaster :D

  • @Yakovich...The name say'a it all...

  • @Yakovich...You are a wolf in sheep's clothing ...You claim to be Australian but i think your a Muslim tosser.... How about doing a video on the Quran ,I'd love to see that....

  • @Operationjugular I use to toss dwarfs before it became politically incorrect but I've never been involved in Muslim Tossing...

  • @Yakovich I wouldn't toss a Muslim for all the tea in China! They can toss themselves! :-B

  • How does this not have more views??? Brilliant, mate... :)

  • @slinkeepy It needs more cute kittens or blokes falling off things to get more views...

  • "I never know how much to tip" All I can say is tch, tch, tch.

  • @colourmegone 3%?

  • @Yakovich 3 foreskins.

  • that sacrifice commercial was hilarious!

  • @emmanceb Gregg is very clever

  • Cain KILLED Abel, yannow! AND Eve gave birth each time to twins: a male and a female. So, she gave birth first to Cain and his sister 'Iqleemaa' (Adam was NOT the father, which REALLY peed Cain off !!) then Abel and his sister 'Labodaa' were born. That would have been a bugga back then too - no nappy services!!! And Nestles Baby Food wasn't invented either. Somehow, Cain married Remona, his distant cousin and their first son, Enoch, became the head of the Elamite Nodites in the Land of Nod

  • @OzLioness Distant cousin? So God created other humans or was Eve pumping them out ten to the dozen*.

    *A term I often use but never understood...

  • @Yakovich I've just found your channel and spent the last half hour (I should be working) laughing loudly. I restarted at 2:14 quite a few times...

    My mother always said "nineteen to the dozen" as a euphemism for "rapidly" (quaint old english humour - a bit like my dad saying "fworr wouldn't take many of those to make a dozen!" for "check out the size of those").

    Keep up the good work!

  • @OzLioness *The reason you have not understood it, is because the correct phrase is "nineteen to the dozen" It's often misused as "ten to the dozen" which makes no sense because ten is less than a dozen".* Now, God created other humans, but the scribes of the day were told by the publisher that THE book, which was going to be a best seller (God was the editor in chief and he KNEW), was way too big, so they fast forwarded & started with the snake, Adam and the rib. Poetic licence really!

  • This piece is riotiously funny!!! You should be writing scripts for some of the comedy shows on telly! You could not do any worse than "Can of Worms", for example!! Wadda snoozefest THAT one is! Can't Dicko get the dole???

  • @OzLioness Whoever casted Dicko for that show needs a career change...

  • This video shows utter ignorance of the Bible, both Old Testament Laws and the New Testament. God is Holy. His Laws are unattainable....Jesus was the Sacrifce to end all others...the Old Testament was a reflection of the New. There are many prophesies in the Old that occured in the New. Archeologists have used the Bible because of its accuracy Geographically and in every other way! NO ONE has been able to disprove the Bible. Spiritually Blind - the makers of this foolishness.

  • @JMMCL16 lol !Good one !!!

  • @Yakovich I wasn't trying to be funny.

  • @JMMCL16 Sorry, I thought you were joking, especially when you said no one has been able to disprove the bible. Umm If Adam and Eve were the first people on the planet then who did Cain and Able marry? Moses parted the red sea? No record of the plagues of Egypt. Noah had no chance of fitting every type of animal in the Ark... Need me to go on?

  • @Yakovich Adam and Lilith were the origonal two if you look a little deeper into it, That's a story to scare the kiddies into behaving. I personally don't put much stock into any of it, my opninion is much the same as your, Yak. Still , if you have some spare time one day check out the story of Lilith , Adams supposed first wife before Eve, i like it better than the Tale we hear theese days.

  • @Yakovich Haha, the silence is deafening!

  • @StrickenHAWK666 Huh? I must of dozed off...

  • @JMMCL16

    postulate 1 : god loves you

    postulate 2 : god will send you to hell to be tortured for all of eternity if you fail to perform a specific ritual at some point in your life.

    error : a logical fallacy has occurred, please troubleshoot the self contradicting postulates.

    I just disproved the bible. Beings who love other beings don't torture them, much less for all of eternity. love and torture just don't happen at the same time. sorry, your religion is bullshit. please try again.

  • @Psychentist 1 - God DOES love those who belong to him. 2 - God does not love everyone the same. 3 - God does not send us to hell, our SIN sends us to hell. 4 - Hell is just the PRISON, at the end of the age after we are judged, those who have rejected Christ and the free gift of Forgiveness will be thrown into the LAKE OF FIRE with satan and the demons. 5 - The Lake of Fire = the Second death. End of Body, End of Soul. Nothing left....except MAYBE some kind of essence of the Spirit

  • @JMMCL16 :

    Stubborn mule...

    Sorry but I have discontinued argument support for those who are incapable of thinking for themselves. It's just too exhausting and I don't have the energy to waste my breath on the braindead anymore.

  • @JMMCL16 Sir, are you mad?

  • @JMMCL16 I'm sorry. What was that?

    Did you just say "NO ONE"?

    I believe you live in a church basement and never leave because saying "NO ONE had been able to disprove the Bible" is the equivalent of saying Adolf Hitler was not involved in the genocide of the Jews.

  • @NoobHero000 OK.....so WHO disproved the Bible and HOW? Because if they DID.....I would like to know. The truth is....there have been nonbelievers who have become committed Christians through trying to PROVE that the Bible was flawed. Its 100% Gods word.

  • @JMMCL16 You ever read the bloody thing? It's then best WTF book ever!

  • @JMMCL16 Man you should do stand up! Archeologists have used the Bible because of its accuracy Geographically and in every other way... LOL.... Almost fell out of my chair.

  • Brilliant as usual.

  • Brilliant as always Yak

  • hahaha this was a classic from start to finish

    you did an excellent job of animating george "nazareth" negus

    and i cant stop watching the ad for daniels lions den LMAO

  • I need to show a lot of people this...

  • This was really great. Do more, expose the truth!

  • Yak PLEASE do more of these Gods Law news reports, or maybe a Gods Law police drama..... lmfao!

    :D

  • funniest vid yet.....and all of you squabbling religous nuts in this comment page...pull your fucking heads in....shit get over yourselves

  • @1987naren

    A key part of Buddhism is acceptance - whether that be acceptance of things outside of your control, or acceptance of other people and their opinions. Many parts of Buddhism seem to hit the meaning of 'living a good life' right on the head. However, the Chinese culture itself puts a large amount of pressure on other Chinese to be good Buddhists. A Chinese person will accept another cultures' ignorance as a matter of course but will curse another Asian's same behaviour

  • far right you mean people that work for a living, pay their own bills, want a smaller government, own guns and want to keep their own money in their pocket and not be forced to pay for someone elses medical and mortgage bills?as opposed to the far left that wants to take the right to self defense away, make a huge government, tax the successful and redistribute their wealth to the career welfare scammers? anyway yea, religion and government are poison but most need it I need neither.

  • @1987naren

    umm, Atheism is a rejection of "theism" or a rejection of an idea a higher power or powers rule the universe. You'll be hard pressed to find any culture which outright rejects theism in general. Even under Buddhism, there are beliefs concerning deities in Greater Asian culture whether it's a water spirit or a deity of beauty. The entire Asian Continent has a very rich spiritual culture and as such disproves your theory that Atheism improves the IQ

  • Nice video Yak, but you're just revisiting something that has been done time and time again. If you used the time it took you to make that animation to do something useful, like doing laps of a homeless shelter in a hot dog van you might have accomplished something. I did enjoy the "Sacrifice Specialists" bit though

  • @robbocop83 Jesus mate I may be a bit thoughtless but doing laps of a homeless shelter in a hot dog van is just plain cruel if you ask me.

    True this topic in the video may have been done before but it hasn't been done the Yakovich way... (That's why people watch it)

  • @robbocop83 shut up you dickhead. When was the last time you did laps at a homeless shelter? I bet you never have done that either. Guess what.. I have. i did it a few times. Not laps with hot dogs but real food. I stopped doing it because people kept trying to preach Jesus to the homeless.

  • @troyzarb

    Wow... Wow. I really don't know how to come back at that one. You got me feeling like a real... er, dickhead. sorry if you thought the joke was in bad taste but your response was a bit over the top IMO. And, for the record, I haven't done laps of a homeless with any type of food. I do donate to them though. Not just money but food and clothing and such. Strangely, my good will didn't eradicate my sense of humour...

  • @1987naren dont give humanity too much credit. many humans 'need' "god".

  • a few isolated smitings!!!!!!!

    This was well done! Thanks for the laughs!!!

  • @Gevedon Thanks Liz! Make sure you tell your friends about the video...

  • I would buy long on black foreskins and short the asian foreskins.

  • @caposton There would be some equity issues when you think of it...

  • @caposton Japan has made a take over bid for Africa and are offering three Japanese foreskins for every one African foreskin.

  • Awesome!

  • @TBucker Thanks

  • This is a masterpiece! It should go viral...

  • @allahBurpsCum Then tell your friends! Spred the word brother!!!

  • Very funny video, but also a tad bit scary as well! This is where most Christians get uncomfortable cause they have to explain about all the genocide, rape, incest, racism, misogyny, and homophobia in their holy book! Of course they always do some cherry picking from their book! Thanks for posting the vid!

  • @Hotleather31 It continues to surprise me how many of religious conviction have no real idea of what's actually written in the Bible. When you refer to bits like this they then presume that you've adopted some sort of radical interpretation of their Holy, (but mainly unread), Book or you're met with the bizarre excuse that the most obvious interpretation is the wrong interpretation???

  • @Yakovich I agree with you there! It surprises me as well! There are of course your religious people who read the bible through and through, yet when you tell them about all the nasty bits in the bible they say "Well that was the times back then, and that's how they dealt with things in that age", but if the bible is the word of God then why all the inconsistencies, contradictions, and all the re-workings of this so called "Holy Book"? They have a lot of explaining to do for sure!

  • @Hotleather31

    That's a misconception. The Bible is and never was "the word of God" but a series of books which claimed testament to the existence of a single God. You will note, however, that not one author of the Bible's books provides any evidence more than their honest word to the existence of such a being. Some never met "Him" at all but rather a delegate of His (e.g. an Angel or sprite) and most only claim to have 'heard' rather than 'seen' "Him"

  • @robbocop83 Well thanks for telling me that. I appreciate it! Don't believe in that stuff, but hey that's my opinion! Peace!

  • great stuff. the scroll was too fast at times but funny and thought provoking

  • @eahazell I decided to put the full passages in the scroll bar for those who wanted to read them as opposed to just having the references which then becomes a google search. Some do scroll too fast due to the relative length of the passage and the clip but you can always start stop the video if people really wanted to read them.

  • @Yakovich well done!!

  • Very entertaining and inventive... I was kinda waiting for Samantha Armageddon's cartoon breasts to overflow her top LOL

  • @fehquig I hope for that in real life!

  • @Yakovich to my knowledge we dont get them here

  • while this is funny, it is also quite frightening. No, its fucking terrifying. If churches had their way, this would be the way. As it once was...

  • @fatony26 I dunno... Riding the Gillard/Abbott train is sort of freaking me out a bit too...

  • haha this was great!

  • @beckasha83 Thanks, it's appreciated

  • You fail at theology. See Paul Copan's book on the OT to see how badly you fail.

  • @RobertPotter9 If theology is grasping an abstract concept from the obvious then I will admit that I'm not real good at it with religion. But I’m not too bad at it with other fairy tales. For example when I read old Mother Hubbard I read animal cruelty. Wee Willie Winkie, public nuisance and Rub-a-dub-dub, Gay Spa...

  • @Yakovich

    Actually... Theology is the outward study of people grasping at abstract concepts. Theism is the practice...

  • I really enjoyed the video and showing the greater extremes of the bible but I am afraid your preaching to the converted.

    I talk to some people, one who comes strongly to mind, who simply says I don't need to read the bible to believe in god.

    Alot of the christian masses focus on only 4 books, all about jesus cause compared to the rest it's not as crazy as the rest of it.

    I really enjoyed it, and you have put in alot effort I am afraid it will be wasted on those no in the know.

  • @Caladors My videos aren't aimed at any demographic in particular, they're more an outlet for my range of frustrations. My main objective is to get a laugh and sometimes when doing this I'm able to sneak in a message or make a subtle (or in some cases not-so-subtle) point or two. I don't expect to change anyone's view on anything but if I can make some a tad more aware of what's located on other side of the coin then it's a step in the right direction.

  • I think this is your best video so far, Yak :D

  • @sausagerollnah I think it ranks up there. Thanks

  • well done, sir

  • @GayGregie Cheers GG!

  • @Owltalons I'm suprised that anyone picked up on that!

  • @Yakovich That is what happens when people actually pay attention to the video. And it helps that my friends say I'm a "pre-vert" .

  • Awesome vid!

  • Link this to something by Thunderf00t!

    

  • @Barraman69 I've fired it at the Thinking Atheists latest to see if he lets it stick

  • You got nonstampcollector XD

  • @sebastienseansham Married men are always more accommodating

  • @Yakovich lol

  • That heavy concentration of sin in Northern Territory will really screw things.

  • @SmartmanChris It actually took me a few minutes to get this... (Bloody old age)

  • @Yakovich I know what you mean!! :((

  • @SmartmanChris

    Yeah, I kinda thought that was a bit slack putting it there. It just happens to be where the majority of the areas population consists of Aborigines - what are you trying to say Yak?

  • Nice tits.

    Scary scary world... Thank god I'm a white male! *High Five*

  • @Urmomsanoob88 I wish I was a mite whale...

  • Wow Yak! You put so much effort into this! You're amazing! :)

  • @karmagirl74 Thanks mate. I know it's a bit self centred but appreciative comments like this make the effort worth it...

  • This must have taken you ages but the end result was well worth it!

  • @escibs 8 weeks with some pretty solid hours involved

  • @Yakovich Impressive... 've never given it a shot but I always thought that kind of animation looks like it would take a lot of time.

  • haha george negus

  • @james725 That's how most people greet him

  • @james725 That's how most people greet him.

  • This is hilarious. How did you get the mouths to move with the audio track? I want to do something like this.

  • @landbridge It's a program called Papagayo that creates a file that Anime studio reads and animates by. Pretty cool really! It's very simple to animate with these programs.

  • This is a childish and pathetic attempt to label anyone who is religious or conservative, as an ugly nazi, racist, who hates the poor and is afraid of gay people.

    Yakovish, you really need to grow up and have some balance in these videos.

  • @LibertyDownUnder

    I understand your point but I think you've mistaken the satire of this cartoon. Most atheists know that most theists aren't like this, but it does point out a lot of the hypocrisy that can be seen in the Bible E.g. most christians are anti-homosexuality due to the bible but don't see a problem with wearing two different types of cloth (both from leviticus). It shows how ridiculous and disastrous the world could be if we DID follow the Bible to the letter.

  • @LibertyDownUnder

    Although I will admit that Yakovish's clips are rather bias, it's his opinion though. No one would expect a christian to provide the atheist pov in their clips so why must he?

  • @LibertyDownUnder It's like you've looked into my soul and exposed all my weaknesses...

  • @LibertyDownUnder childish and pathetic, just like your imaginary sky daddy, biggot!

  • @LibertyDownUnder

    So is your problem the labelling then? Why is it acceptable for people to share a positive opinion but not a negative one? Your response to this video (which is Yak's point of view) displays a measure of intolerance which is not unlike racists or anti-gay supporters (is there a name for them? Homophobe describes someone with an irrational fear of homosexuals not a preference against)

  • @robbocop83, I think he's wrong to label conservatives like he does.

    I don't understand your analysis of this.

    I didn't say it's unacceptable of him to express his opinions - I said he's wrong and he's childish.

  • @LibertyDownUnder Just like most religious organisations should grow up, have some balance in their teachings and encourage rational thinking, science and rejection of evidence starved dogma?

  • @Leehamism, there are a lot of rational thinking Christians, and I don't think modern Christianity is a threat to anyone.

  • 11th commandment: no brokebacking

  • @ThePopeOfTrash That commandment is a real pain in the arse

  • nice 1

  • @difflock77 Cheers

  • Well done mate!

  • @gusto68 Thanks

  • @gusto68 Thanks mate

  • Fuck you are funny!

  • @choppa79 That's why I get a good laugh each morning in front of the mirror chop!

  • haha first born egyptians dropped dead lol. love it yak

  • @casperredsman i bit harsher than getting a red card...

  • Greg FTW. He's got some amazing bargains there.

  • @NonStampCollector Our Greg is a bit special with his specials

  • Another gem

  • @millertas Cubic Zirconia?

  • Haha the old testament sucks dick

  • @kristofor12345 Cool! I'm going out to get me a copy!

  • @Yakovich New testament is pretty great tho. It's basically like Thoreau just not as well organized

  • I'm afraid! Just as I clicked on this video an actual HUGE BOOM of THUNDER occurred around my house!!!! Is is a SIGN, an OMEN...forget it...those things are considered...satanic or something of the sort right? Love this channel!

  • @dorotwhy Nah, Yak arranged that thunderclap as an advertisement for the new THOR movie!

  • @dorotwhy That's freaky as when I was working on it the walls began to bleed and the room would fill with flies. I just thought it was coincidence...

  • @Yakovich LOL you always make me smile. Thank you

  • I note that QLD was surprisingly curse free tomorrow. :) At least all I got were some frogs, French restaurants are hopping with anticipation.

  • @Knightyme Queensland has already had more than it's fair share of Biblical disarsters

  • @Yakovich Fair call there.

  • you never know how much to tip!!! ha ha

  • @semrausky I was also looking for a "Bit off more than he could chew" avenue but failed

  • Very well done!

  • @MisterEvil1 Appreciated

  • That was super! Greg deserves an Oscar for his bit.

  • @AuntieDiluvian He got one but it was an Oscar from seaseme st

  • Looks like that dickhead kochie

  • @salonic91 Then my work is done...

  • Hahaha that was funny! I thought I recognised a few voices in there!

  • @blackeyedhippy I'm a cronic name dropper!

  • Nice one! Can't wait to see it implemented.

    Now I'm off to Google for pictures of Samantha Armytage...

  • @zebidee55 She's appearing on dancing with the stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Yakovich *sigh* of all the times to be out of the country... Still - if there's anything worth seeing, my old friend The Internet will pick it up!

  • I am a Christian, but that was so funny.

  • @Thinfatman Is that allowed? Cheers mate

  • @Yakovich of cause it is allowed. As a non-denominational Christian, I have decided it is not worth getting angry at people for humor.

  • How many Shekels are in a Aust Dollar, and can i list my foreskin on ebay..?

  • @TrueBlueAustralian You can but it would fetch a far better price if an image of Jesus appeared on it!

  • @Yakovich LOL your comic genius is limitless!