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  • THIS GUY IS SO HORRIBLE AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL

  • who would smoke up with a gun out? nobody.

  • Before the pot psas were good that's why most parents say no

    But they've gotten lazy with 'em now, so we did research

  • Anyone that thinks that cannabis is harmful in any way and should be illegal and flatly prohibited are dangerous people and horrendously stupid. Cannabis is not only harmless, but it's one of the most beneficial plants on the planet. To think otherwise is like saying that mint is harmful and should be illegal. It's just childish and ignorant.

  • Ah the old underground and memories of sean...dark and funny days.

  • Who are the fucking retards starting a war on drugs over a comedy routine? Get over it...comedy is supposed to make you laugh at the unconvensional, if you have a sense of humor.

    Go watch Nancy Reagan and beat off.

  • weed is harmless, have you ever seen someone stabbed with a broken baggie?? honestly!

  • I hope sean has a new cd or dvd out soon. I got Spilled Milk, The Unbookables, Down and Dirty w Jim Norton, and the insomniac dvd and i still want more

  • Gotta clear that or pass it, thats not wine good fellow.. lololol

  • How bout drugs like weed, LSD, shrooms and alcohol when used responsibly are good and guns when owned by honest citizens are also good.

  • ive smoked weed for years, not trying to sound like the man. but the reason i say that is ive NEVER done anything stupid nor hurt anyone while high. how can i hurt someone when im sitting in my living room playing nhl 10 for 5 hours straight? lol but yeah sean rouse kills it. very underrated

  • marijuana leads to liking too much till you get used to it and only feel nomal enjoyment of things under the effects, it is like boose/alcohol; you take a lot till its normal to take it and with out it things sucks... with marijuana, in one or 2 month you will forget about it, but with other drugs or alcohol you get years of experiencing a need for that substance enough to be depressed/irritated, even cigarettes... (though those now supposedly have cures...) and don't smoke cigarettes to rplc MJ

  • brilliant

  • that sucked

  • bitches in the back, really need to stfu, there is a man on stage and people paid money to sit down and be entertained.

    i can't stand rude fucks at a comedy show. do you get pay-per-view then not watch the movie?

  • @visualkei72

    haha

    Just take a deep breath...

  • @visualkei72 they were stoned sherlock look at the comedian himself

  • @bl00dwaste

    my name isn't Sherlock, why would you call me that? wow, weird, my name doesn't even begin with an "S".

    and i dont care if they're high, i wanna hear what he's saying.

  • @visualkei72 i started a fight with some ppl that kept talking at the premiere of avatar

    but they bitched out and shut their mouths

  • @visualkei72 ...i cant believe im the only one who is going to say something....its a stand up comedy act....if people werent laughing lloud as fuck then what is the point???go hit the bong again and loosen up retard

  • @ec6ftsurf

    its easy.. who the fuck is rude enough to go to a comedy show to talk?

    you can talk anywhere, at home on the street in your car, but at a show people paid money to watch, you ruin their experience. it's the same as talking during a movie. it's annoying, and if you're at a show i'm watching and you're distracting me from enjoying it, i'll tell you to stfu lol.

  • @visualkei72 ...dude...are you and the other 13 people who thumbed up your comment retarded???..i had to watch this again to see where and when do people in the "back" that you cant see so i dont know how you kno they are in the back...start talking....no one through out the whole thing just started talking having conversations....they were laughing loud thats all.....what video did you guys watch?.

  • @visualkei72 i kno and about pay per view i had some friends over bought a movie then they left.... thats messed up

  • what the fuck has the king of england gotta do with anything apart from the fact there aint 1

  • LOL that vid is funny. This vid is funny too /watch?v=BNV4RmnhN6A

  • LMAO I LOVE DRUGS!!1

  • is this guy related to jason rouse?

  • No but they do have similar roots in comedy.

  • The only way 2 world peace is the legalization of marijuana come on people green your routine...

  • "that 38 snubnose sure is deadly....! an above average dick in your ass will draw blood...!" oh fuck, this guy is fucking hilarious:D the way his voice sounds like "Mr. Garrison," makes it so much funnier!;)

  • call this # to legalize weed 1-973-409-3274 if more than a million people vote yes to legalize weed barack obama said he would consider legalizing marijuana no joke. PASTE TO EVERY VIDEO YOU PASS!

  • cannabis and guns are good!!!!

  • remove the gun bit and your set :-)

  • unfortunately ur too ignorant to know that people siezing cannabis AND firearms are encroachments on our rights

  • I am ignorant? I am proud of my country Australia known as a safe and welcoming nation proving we have existed happily without guns for everyone for over 200 years. It is a shame that you feel it is your right to most citizens to bear arms. It sucks because you've done it to yourselves.

  • its kinda funny how australia was a prison island- maybe thats why you dont have guns

    plus im not a super right wing nut job

    i just like the freedom to own firearms

    if guns kill so many people, then what about switzerland??? austria also i think

  • Oh dear. You are an embarrassment to all the intelligent people over there.

  • Just wait til the King of England starts barging in and telling you what to do..

  • Anyone have the video of him on Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour? That was a hilarious piece of comedy.

  • I was going to ask the same thing until I saw you ask for it... I don't guess you've found it, huh?

  • unbookable ?? dude was mad jokes lol

  • CANNIBUS should NEVER be reffered to as marijuana, marihuana, or "pot" those are negative, racial and unintelligent associations with the word to create a negative stereotype.

    Its called fucking Cannabis! jesus christ.

  • True, but if you're using the word in a non-negative fashion...let's say you're explaining the benefits, then you can use whatever nickname you want for it. It's all about context and how you view it man.

  • Reefers it is, then.

  • sticky icky icky

  • Wacky tabacky

  • bud, chronic, ganja, dank

  • Mary jane, jazz toback, the sweet relif

  • Cannabiscuit, haha, reefer, herb, grass, green candy

  • sallad, hbo, dub, lettuce, indoor, outdoor

  • yes yes yes

    cannabis not mar-i-ju-wanna

  • There are no negative words; just dumbass people. Go watch George Carlin's SEVEN DIRTY WORDS.

  • "you can tell he's a kid too, cuz the bong's full of smoke....hahahah

  • full of smoke AND he's just sitting there talking....

  • this dude sucks.found that out when he did his comedy central set.

  • howls couple dead spots in the act but came but funnier !

  • funny guy, makes me think of my uncle

  • i hate it when stupid idiots like this put marijuana god's plant in the same category as every other "Drug". this isnt a man made chemically fabricated "drug" its a leaf, a plant, a fruit. you can make paper out of it from which u can roll a joint with hahah

  • its the freedom to think more about subjects that they dont want you to think about. they'd much rather have you drunk as a skunk falling about the place, sluring your speech and trying to knock someone out than thinking about life.

  • Isn't it illegal because they can't tax it? If not, I have no clue why it's not legalized. Any other reason to be illegal is completley un-reasonable and just a hypocrisy.

  • Yes, a lot of people believe that it is illegal because of an inability to tax it. Proponents of marijuana illegalization say that it can't be taxed because people can grow it at home, but people can also brew their own beer. That doesn't stop the goverment from taxing it. So, I don't know why it's illegal.

  • Its illegal because in the 30's at the end of prohibition they needed sth else to blame for the "bad" behavior of the young people.

    Another reason is that it was used by mexican immigrants (hence the name marijuana>maria juana) and black people so it also has a racist reason.

  • A third reason was that the Hemp industry was the biggest competition for Du pont and their nylon so the du pont guy, who was the finance(?)ministers brother in law, lobbied to get it prohibited by making it look like as if Hemp and "marijuana" are the same thing.

  • "Marijuanas illegal because William Randolph hurse and Pier Dupont had allot of money invested in paper and petrol chemicals and they didn't like the competition from cheaper and safer hemp products. So hurse spent the next 20 years demonizing cannabis in his news papers in an effort to manipulate public policies against the plant, ultimately tricking the United States congress into passing anti marijuana legislation despite the protest of every major medical group in the country"

  • 1 word: Anslinger

  • the music killed it.

  • Hahaha, this dude is funny.

    Minus 10 on slayer being a puss.

  • i love cannabis, its ok if you dont. even if your reason don't really justify it.

  • hell yes. sean rouse, you say?

    anybody know what the song at the beginning & end of this is?

  • to the kid who says he almost died from smoking a lot...its all mental mang.

    marijuana, harmless? yep, smoke more of it.

  • i smoked 2 joints and a blunt and i fell straight on my back after i hit the blunt 1 time.

    everyone needs to lighten up about marijuana, it is god's plant.

  • 2 k4nnun

    lack of oxygen, just fainted, i don't stand while herbing ne more but if i do i don't use my maximum lung capacity... smoke dat shiet

  • 500,000 people die every year in the USA from alcohol and cigarette-related illnesses and injuries, from lung cancer to drunk driving. This is according to the government's stats. Does any non-retarded person (no offense to retards, who are awesome cool) really think pot could ever KILL more people than that if it were legalized? Here's what would happen if pot were legalized: the demand for black lights and cookies would go up. That's it. Get a fucking grip, you prudes.

  • @johnclavis they did a study on rats and to kill a rat you need about 40 lbs and drop it from 10 feet simply pharmacutical companies pay fund bs studies to make claims that its bad or useless because it would replace half of the most common meds and lumber companies have done the same in alot of countries they are now using hemp boards to build with and replace traditional tree cut paper with hemp paper hempjeans its a threat to many companies its a big joke legalizing it would lower crime taxes

  • we all know that weed wont kill but it sure shorten ur memo my friend

  • @johnclavis Pot should be legalized but only to reduce crime and spending used to counter it's production and sale. Weed has THC which creates dependancy, it has carcinogens which fuck up your lungs, it affects your brain, especially reducing your long-term memory and is proven in many cases to cause depression when used regularly and may be responsible for genetic problems when a mother is a heavy user. I'm not against weed but saying that it's this harmless magical drug is just not true man.

  • @sirLEVITSKY Way to ruin the bit. And there are ways to get THC in the system without smoking it. As for everything else those are people who shouldn't be smoking it.

  • @L0new0lf91 I wasn't referring to the bit I was replying to "johnclavis".... Obviously there are other ways to get THC into your system, and regardless of the way you consume it it would be harmless, weed is no exception. I smoke weed but I don't make it out to be this magical perfect plant that does only good. That is just fucking delusional.

  • Cool music. Satellite by the BJM.

  • wow...arguing in the comment section of a youtube video. how fucking lame is your life?

  • Can you kids find some other place to hold your pissing match. Thanx

  • long ass replies suck

  • yeah but now im permanently taken by panic attacks or the like, could pneumonia do the same? i think i might been starting my dad's pneumonia, anyhow i smoked again just to see yesterday and i was some what fine (and the panic attacks were almost gone) but then the tingly feelings and dizzyness came back even stronger today...

  • Dude, are you smoking alone? How old are you? I'm willing to accept that you had a shitty time, but what was your situation? People who drink a whole bottle of Jaeger alone with the lights out don't have a fucking party, that doesn't make alcohol an inherently had thing. Get a grip and find a pot buddy. Call Jimmy Carter or Mike Bloomberg or somebody. They'll talk you through it. Don't blame pot.

  • @johnclavis i actually quitted for 2-3 month and a friend who was a girl (one of 2-3 i could know cause im an unpopular retard...or close) came over and asked me to smoke... i said i would only do that there, but i liked it so much and having rent a new ps3 fps game i started it stoned and went for more from a source then rerun the same path but this time i had none panic attacks, i say all the coffe and online gaming stress were so high i was like a lousy carred almost retired lawyer stressed

  • Look dude, it obviously gives you anxiety and panic attacks. Pot can make it worse or bring attacks on with some people. If this is happening...then don't smoke or cut the hell down. Geez. Pot doesn't kill.

  • @o0portal0o pot doesnt make people violent. but wat u said makes sence.

  • 2, giv you the shakes , and make you light headed! im sure there are more symptoms but these are the main group1 so in all YOU WONT DIE FROM THAT LOVE BUD IN THE SKY!

  • emm what ever i did not come here to witness epical retardage, the guy was funny, i nmever said he was not, im saying i got intoxicated so bad, i almost died, i STILL feel like shit, even if more of you say even dummer thing than whats already said like "pot is so inoffensive, it does nothing and your dumb cause your saying that, blah blah", i would not have any reason to say this if it did not happen.

  • My friends dealer literally has over 200000 dollars in pot and he got so high he blew into the bong, and he was perfectly fine the next day. He has smoked almost every day for 5 years straight and he has never almost died.

  • fair fair ive read all this comments on this page and i believe slayer has a point but everyone else has one to! U CANT DIE FROM POT! even an allergic reaction wont kill you which by the sounds of it is wat happened im no doc but im in med school and its well known that the % of ppl allergic to m.j. will not die with ppl allergic still smoking the only thing it will do is 1, make u sick

  • "im no doc but im in med school..."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • so would you agree that its less harm full than smokeing and alcohol?

  • yeah slayer is a fucking retard. I hope he is incoherent because of the incident and isn't really that dumb. or maybe he's french canadian I dont' know. Every body knows how good that Toronto weed is... And who measures pot in millimeters? fuck off slayer7666cof and quit giving good comedy a bad name

  • lmao slayer, typical dumbass. A whole 6 months?!? really!??!!?

    That makes my 3 years look shitty.

  • lol slayer7666 that is the BIGGEST load of shit i have ever heard. Pot doesnt hurt people, stupid people hurt people. Dumbasses get hurt from hot coffee at mcdonalds without pot where as normal people just get hungry

  • hmmm i used to think it was harmless untill i took ONE puff and had an heart rush, shaking, numb hands and ultra dizzy and unable to walk for 7 houers and got more numbess in the hands till even yesterday (6 days now, i have not even smelled it once again, i did a fire and burnt all that death shit.) i can barely play guitar today now that i don't feel like im dying anymore, i just hope i can play guit again some day. im not starting again, ever, i was 80% to die, its enough for me.

  • either you are a huge pussy, or you are allergic. which i've heard is a possibility. but you would think someone with the name slayer7666 could handle a little bud.

  • i forgot to mention i smoked every day, all day for 6 months and was in the local strongest stuff (hydro) but some join from Toronto where i took only 4mm in one puff, totally knocked me like a mountain to the head (not vise versa!) and literally was death, i once been affirmed by a doc that if i waited 2 hours more (from a hilliness not pot) i would die, well i tough that dying was absolutely nothing, that on the other hand was epically more hardcore deadly...

  • you're full of shit. next time that happens, tell the doctor to let you die. that way you could be famous for being the first ever pussy to die from pot.

  • how about you die twice? even you fucking miracle of a second chance would also die with you nonexistent conscience, your worst than a fag, fags assume there life of fags, your worst than an EMO, they don't assume anything and cut them self right on the spot, you are in a category of your own, so low, even using you as a stepping stone like they do to losers and nerds would not get them higher than a pice of paper could you lifeless circle jerking pedo porn addict.

  • slayer7666COF

    your my friend, are a certified dumb ass.

  • yeah, buty thanx for not telling me to die, i mean you would look like him or me... atleast your smart enough to know than... or not, but seriously if you smoke weed and he does, and thats the reason you guys say shit like that, id rather stop now and keep my little piece of mind that is left, at least in the long run ill be smarter when you have trouble remembering names and epical retardity as took place in your minds.

  • God you deserve it, smoking hydro everyday fucking dumbass

  • haha,i love his set on attell's insomniac tour. btw, to any sean fans, sean will be in chicago this weekend at the lakeshore theather with james inman and brett erickson. should be insanely inappropriate and hilarious

  • Ritter has no idea what he's gotten himself into.

  • haha i know i can't wait! hopefully no one will want to punch james in the face :)

  • @gigglefitsk yay i live in chicago, and i saw the insomniac tour "I was raised catholic, but molested baptist." lol

  • copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.//.*<3[♥]

  • funny stuff!!

  • have u noticed anti weed comericlas dont say its bad for u they say stuff about how ppl hu smoke sit on the couch for 11 hrs and do nothing and that u should take more risks liek ''ice skating''

  • stop the presses,

    MARIJUANA ISNT HARMFUL

    (seriously stop the presses cause its still illegal in this god damned country)

  • Really funny. the ONDCP is getting so pathetic with their backward logic to try to prove pot harmful. It's like saying that most insane people went to therapy at some point so therefore we conclude that therapy causes insanity....The 100 million people who have smoked pot in the U.S. aren't heroin junkies because the gateway theory is a lie. All studies prove alcohol precedes pot use. They call pot "illicit" instead of "illegal" so they can pretend pot is somehow inherently worse.

  • Not bad at all, hahah

  • Hilarious!

  • LOL ya hes a stoner. i can tell.

  • lame

  • don't tell anyone, but this is comedy that actually surprises you into laughing

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