RANT 147: Subway Lettuce Rules

[BrianMcKenna2]

With all do respect, I think he's on some kind of illegal medicine used to treat psychotic monkeys.

[naruda1]

This guy is so funny!! And what he says is true...

So true...

[persia945685]

To Project Rant: it just seems funnier when you bleep things out.

[ProjectRANT]

@persia945685 Thank you so much for saying so. We couldn't agree more. Here's to you Persia945685! Cheers!

[MsScreamFreak]

LOL I love this rant xD

[Jiggalywiggaly]

Go to Quiznos! They're better!

[MattGues]

A good one, but the sound mix was off. The music in the background made it hard to parse out his words.

[remyisgod]

Little lettuce fairy. Fucking awesome.

[remyisgod]

Best Rant EVER!!!

[CombustibleLemon72]

Haha he should voice-act an angry black woman

[DontRunWithDaScissor]

In fairness, it might be a little over the top, but you're damn going to do exactly what he says.

[TheKvaitke]

Ok this guy is frickin' hilarious, PLEASE make more videos w/ him! :)

[johnAshpool]

Very interesting accent. This is the accent I would have identified as African American accent, but apparently I'm wrong. I wonder where he's from.

[GinChan4427]

More vids vids with this actor please! :D

[mmmedia]

Funniest rant ever!

[JimmytheTexan1441]

Wait...you guys have to bleep out the word "Cocky"? Damn.

[ProjectRANT]

@JimmytheTexan1441 We don't have to bleep anything. It's all by choice. Also, he doesn't say cocky. The word he says rhymes with "runty." Thanks for watching!

[Squishy876]

Can he do all rants? I fucking love him!

[KarmerKurtz]

My nose started bleeding during this cuz I was laughin so hard XD

[FreulerAZ]

I just get spinach on my subs...And again, the guy in the video is cute and funny...

[ProjectRANT]

@FreulerAZ You forgot incredibly talented, but we'll let you off the hook this time ;) Thanks for watching!

[affectivity]

It's funny 'cause it's true. :p

[jeremyowens81]

very nice one

[jumpypride]

chris crocker? 1:24-1:31

[thade842]

VEG EH TEH BULLS!!!!!!

[thade842]

best rant evar? thats why i just get meatball subs

[parkesc21]

in fact we can do without the lettuce

[trueromancefurimmer]

this guy is amazing. i'd love to see more of him.

[MsRawrza]

I'm a lettuce fairy and I still think that Subway puts too much lettuce on their sandwiches.

[KirrrstenD]

this one just annoyed me... ahhhhh. still love ya rant.

[LalitaDeLaCruz]

I love this actor, I can't wait to see him in more vids!



[Christoph7011]

I hate it when people comment to the proprietor of the video we've all just watched about... How the video was made. That sh*t irks me. How about talking about the topic that the video portrays or at least... How well the actor did, his voice, his pauses, the complexity of the rant, stuff like that. Like, WTF Project RANT Community, sit down, shut up, enjoy the video... AND HAVE A RELEVANT F***ING comment. ... And that was my waste of 20 seconds. =)

[ProjectRANT]

@Christoph7011 God bless you, sir or ma'am.

[Leadman1989]

Sir calm the fuck down. It's just...

Oh really you're gonna hop the counter? Go ahead I doubt you can do it.

See there now you've hurt yourself. We're not paying for your medical bills.

*rolls him out

[ProjectRANT]

@Leadman1989 You have consistently great comments. 

[Leadman1989]

@ProjectRANT

thank you. :)

P.S

Tell the performer/ Artist that he looks like wheezywaiter, except, you know... with talent

[Reach207]

@Leadman1989 Its insane how much he looks like the singer from clutch too!

[reviver96]

I just order a normal, goddamn sandwich!

Cheese with extra cheese, finita la musica.

[nmk1980]

they do get carried away with so much lettuce..lol

[EmoIssues]

At 1:24 he sounded just like salad fingers lmao

[SlaughteredInside]

Major Pain FTW!!!!

[dexmonster]

Is it weird that I actually ask for EXTRA lettuce when I buy a sandwich?

[TheRainbowSpade]

lolol I love his accent

[falchard]

There is an interesting video from McDonald's posted and taken down recently where someone tried what the rant said they would do and ended up getting clobbered by a pipe.

[funnybunny2304]

1:12!! Funniest part! I think this is one of my favorite rants.

[iTeets]

Black lady voice!

[naturegirl56]

I just went to Subway and the guy already had his hand in the lettuce, I busted out laughing because I remembered this. I tried to put other stuff on the sandwich but the guy wouldn't proceed and kept asking if I wanted lettuce. I'm like "...tomatoes-" "But do you want lettuce?" LOL

[TransMissioning]

lmfao

[CaspianDanes]

I am surprised at the number of severely negative comments on all your videos. I applaude the concept here. It's just like reading "Best of Craigslist" but in a visually appealing way. It puts little known actors to work, and stimulates the economy. While for me, most of these are only smirk-worthy, I do keep watching them, rating them, and loving them. Please don't let the trolls and ogres get you down. Keep these coming!

[stingstungme]

I love lettuce on sandwiches. It is a good base. I usually get extra onions and extra cheese. Yum.

My peeve with Subway and other sandwich places is that they will use the same knife from the previous customer.

I don't like ketchup, mayo, mustard, pickles (allergic), or any of those other sauces.

I get horrified when I see a knife covered in mayo. I used to tell them to wash it off but mostly I just tell them to not cut my sandwich.

[demsorbust]

HAHAHAHA!!! Am I the only person who asks them sandwich artist "Uh, can you put MORE lettuce"!? I love it when they pile that baby up! lol! Love this rant though, the actor was HILARIOUS!!! Totally made my week! :D!

[GammaEX]

This guy is by far my favorite rant actor, good job with this one

[MichaelNetwork]

I was a subscriber and watched your videos...but stopped when he said GD I'm with "kandacejunk" it is extremely offensive and disrespectful.

[Kolfritz]

BWAAAHAHAHA!!! This guy's hilarious! The line at the end from "Cool Hand Luke" cracked me up!

[chalice4ever]

loved this rant!!

[kingbungee1]

....totally was a subway sandwich artist.... let me tell you. I use to put so little lettuce on people's sandwich and then ask, "Do you want more?" just because of people like him/her.... people and their goddamn lettuce.........

[Kandacejunk]

If you're going to bleep *fucking*, go ahead and bleep GD as well. That's much more offensive than fucking.

[ProjectRANT]

@Kandacejunk We bleep the same words they do on TV. They don't bleep that word, so we don't either. Thanks for watching!

[Blakelolwut]

@ProjectRANT how about not bleeping anything? CENSOR CENSORSHIP.

[ProjectRANT]

@Blakelolwut When you self-censor, it's still free speech. Just saying... Thanks for watching!

[ItsNotATuma]

@Kandacejunk -- I agree. And GD is so overused that it's now tacky. Half the planet can't say it properly anyways...like old people saying "cool". I really hope this fad goes away fast.

[MichaelNetwork]

@Kandacejunk - COMPLETELY agree with you. We will just have to move on to the other MILLION funny youtube channels that do not do this and understand your point.

[SaintVanodia]

@Kandacejunk aw, butthurt jesus altar boy :D

[Infectionyoucouldget]

@Kandacejunk Grow up.

[LethalLemonLime]

@Kandacejunk

is gd goddamn? I don't find that offensive at all. Just because you do doesn't mean it should be blocked out.

[Kandacejunk]

@LethalLemonLime My argument is that if they are going to block any curse words, they should block them all. And just because you don't find it offensive, doesn't mean it shouldn't be blocked. Personally, I don't find fucking offensive. But i know that a lot of people who view this channel probably do, therefore I'm not going to bitch about them bleeping it.

[LethalLemonLime]

@Kandacejunk I dont think goddamn is a curse word either. That's most likely why. I don't think most people do unless they're prude.

[SinceForever19]

Dont agree with the rant, but who gives a shit. That was pretty funny!

[MacAronySalsa]

GIVE THIS GUY AN ALAN RICKMAN!

[GreenSight201]

i FUCKING love his voice

and love this :D

[92chocoholic]

But... I love all the lettuce D:

[Myrthin]

I have actually never had this happen to me. They always ask me what I want on it then put lettuce on it when I ask. Not before.

[stingstungme]

@Myrthin Same here. Besides if they did, it isn't like it was mayo or some sauce that couldn't be easily removed. Not like lettuce leaves a taste when you remove it.

[aaabbbeee]

I'm kinda scared of this guy. *Starts humming 'Goodbye Horses' from silence of the lambs*

[heidishoshana]

I don't like Subway lettuce... it has a funny taste to it like it was left in the fridge too long. But I LOVE Subway.

[musicluuvr]

My favourite to date! XD

[Kakuzukun0047]

I just had that same problem today! Perfection.

[Minsyaaa]

oh my god i love his voice :D one of your best, yet!

[Taymah49]

Why does this guy sound like the "Oh No!" guy off of Family Guy.

[inufan330]

@Taymah49 you mean Bruce?

[rainbowfirewave]

Close your eyes and listen to this rang, he becomes a black woman.

[KatrinaSantos34]

I love the Lettuce Fairy wings on the face at 1:26. It's ridiculous and perfect.

[BigAndTall666]

Vegetables are EVIL!!!

[KATIEB2008]

I liked it! That guy is cool!

[BlackJavaBean]

You gotta stop with the mouth noises over the title card, you're killin' me! Or, maybe I should right a rant about how disgusting mouth noises are...

[queenofcrows]

Cool Hand Luke reference...niiiiice.

[FinalFictionX]

As a past employee of subway... I find this really funny. It actually becomes second nature to be like, "What veggies would you like" and have your hand hovering over the lettuce container XD

Good rant, I loved this guys voice!

[ArghPirates01]

I swear its his voice that really makes this whole rant and his annunciation, awesome rant as always.

[basketcasestudios]

i like this one because it is different, it makes the guy look insane. its good to change things up once in while

[anglfrmhevn]

i don't think it takes lettuce to make this guy a killer....

[dontforgetthisname96]

i feel the same, just not a fan of his voice :/ thats just what i think

[gumbypiz]

Nailed it. You've revealed the secret "lettuce conspiracy of Subway". I HATE Subway and their evil lettuce practices. Shredded lettuce is evil, its like adding soggy, limp, tasteless light green strips of paper to your meal...who wants to eat that?!? Great rant.

[Bazement258Studios]

I've tried that trick. They still give me a shitload of lettuce. Makes it very hard to eat.

[TrevortIn]

The accent and the tone... just hilarious. Nicely done.

[omgshestaken]

I love the actor. He's catchy. :)

[Thrawnization]

Gotta agree 100%, take your shitty lettuce and shove it.

[kribaby76]

I never order lettuce because you never know if they scraped that shit off of another sub back into the bin!!! I have seen it and damn it is fucking gross as hell.

[guyontheguitar666]

Love the quote at the end. His voice is kind of amusing yet annoying, but not too bad. Also I would like to say that the Subways around me don't put lettuce on the subs unless you ask! :P Great rant guys!

[Cleo288]

I hate it when I order a meatball sub and they go to put lettuce on it. No I don't want lettuce on my meatball sub, why would I want to eat soggy, warm, pasta sauce lettuce?

[djelephant90]

I thought this would be annoying, but it actually turned out to be one of the funniest rants i've seen! Good job guys!

[ForceRecon198]

Never get between a man and his sandwich.

[Soulja4Alethia]

LOL the voice makes the person sound like they're on somethin serious!

[annaslater11]

Lettuce fairy... lolz. 

[TheKenAlanShow]

Sound like Cleveland Browns cousin.

[markquimby82]

I like the rant and the actor (from other rants) but I hate the fake accent. Nothing personal to him or the channel but as a man with a real southern accent, fake southern accents are like nails on a chalkboard. Hollywood effs them up on a regular basis. They just can't seem to grasp the nuances in southern dialect.

[inutomboyo15]

ps.. if you ask for extra they HAVE to put extra. :) and also... I fucking HATE subway ._.

[7SaintsRow]

Good stuff LOL

[inutomboyo15]

I used to work at subway, and honestly there is no scam because we are TOLD to put only 6 tomatos 6 cucumbers 6 pickles 6 OF EVERYTHING on a footlong and 3 of everything on a 6 inch... (not everyone follows suit with the pickled products) but yeah... a GOOD in LINE subway will put 6-3 of everything on your sub. Check it next time and see I'm right.

[qwerty411812]

this is my favorite rant so far! love the actor!!

[Araprincess]

Omg, its so true though lol. That's why I get spinach now

[AurkiaStar]

guy sound like someone i know from family guy...

[asstastic92]

lol "and i wont leap over this counter and break your mouth breathin face!" damn that's funny :P

[WatchMeSC]

I dunno, I wasn't feeling this one. Felt kinda like a person who has never eaten at Subway before. It's not like the bread was made this week? Are you handicapped? Subway makes their bread fresh every day, I have both seen and made it daily. The actor was good, incredible almost, but the rant was weak and seemed kinda like, I can't explain it. Not gonna thumbs down the video, but I surely didn't like the rant.

[deanocque]

Cocky is bleeped out? That is not even a curse word.

[ProjectRANT]

@deanocque It's not cocky... much worse.

[iamthebilly]

many wont like this rant cause of the way it was presented, but i enjoyed it. just have to be open-minded and quit having such a short fuse.

and funny is funny, people saying this is a bad concept need to quit being so picky. everyone has small things in life that annoy them, this is a specific one that some do and some dont. its a rant and its meant to be entertainment, if you dont see the humor then just wait for the next one, it wont kill you lol.

[ProjectRANT]

@iamthebilly Ah, the voice of reason arrived. Nice to meet you. Thanks for watching!

[OHMYGOSHitsSARA]

Why is he talking so weird?

[RICHANDROS]

good rant

[JlkJlk18000]

rofl i love this one, one of my favorites...this voice is great thanks project rant i needed this laugh

[CygnusX1981]

I always ask for spinach instead of lettuce, it has flavor. Great rant guys, I loved it!

[lonelyprincess93]

i love a lot of lettuce

[FreulerAZ]

So funny I was crying! He is hilarious! (And kinda cute too!)

[CPGRAPPLE]

Strange Actor.

[etowngftddummy]

As someone who worked at Subway for 2 years, pretty much nothing in this was anything I experienced. The bread was made either on that day or the day before, and the lettuce is much easier to put on first. If you put it on last, it makes closing the sandwich a lot harder. Also, I've never seen ANYONE put the lettuce on without the customer asking for it.

That and this guy's voice is why I didn't like this one, ProjectRant.

[GreenKitsuneTheOG]

For a minute, I thought the guy in the thumbnail was WheezyWaiter. Sigh.

[Silas420Botwin]

this dude looks like a back woods serial killer.....i can just imagine hime in some west virginia cabin with a subway employee tied to a chair while doing this rant.............lol awesome

[superanime42]

yeah, not the best by far. just the concept overall: a guy pissed cause his sandwich had too much lettuce? he even wanted lettuce, but a sprinkle at the end. I'd like to see a rant on how damn picky this guy was.

as bad as the rant was, acting was good, guy looked like he was about to flip a shit over lettuce.

[PlatypusGuitar]

Every time I go to subway I tell them to put everything on it BUT the lettuce and those bastards still start with that fucking shredded iceberg. Its all water, theres no nutrients in it. Its the most I-dont-give-a-fuck vegetable ever!

[corycool]

Jimmy Johns puts on a shit load of lettuce too

[slonamu]

This one was great rant, by very good actor! I love it!

Still hate the blips... But they are small price to pay for the great otherwise videos. The blips are like lettuce on a sandwich...

[lepetitelush]

LOLOL lettuce thing is so true. Sneaky ass vegetable hoarders using the mound of lettuce!

[morningmusumefan]

The rant itself, was awesome, the way he talked was hilarious. However, the reasoning, I don't understand. I never thought about it, since I like lettuce, but it's understandable if a person doesn't like so much lettuce on their sandwich.

All in all, awesome rant, as always. Keep it up.

[morningmusumefan]

@morningmusumefan Wow. I just contradicted myself. I blame it on the 2 1/2 hours of sleep.

[shushemily]

soooooo fucking trueeee

[effarve]

hands down the worst rant yet... damn.

[ProjectRANT]

@effarve Wow, really? This is one of our favorites! What did you not like?

[nabd777]

@ProjectRANT The voice.. Decent,but i think his regular voice, or something deeper, would be funnier.

[PlatypusGuitar]

@effarve HATERS GONNA HATE! I think its one the best ones ever, the guy looks so mentally unstable its the shit!

[Yasaernator]

Hahahahahaaha.

[sexxxyeye34]

Yesssss! Finally a voice of reasoning.

[Glickstick]

lol sounds like Cleveland from family guy.

[SparklinArtist]

Lmfao! LOVE THIS! But for me the amount of lettuce isn't a problem haha. But to each his own. ^.^

[TheNewEntente]

This was absolutely hilarious.

[TheInnerSanctuary]

This was... cute. XD

[mayerlingwaltz]

Hahahah holy shit best one yet

[internationalvibe]

He scares me o.O

[zombiseatppl]

Lettuce. Last... Bitch! Oh my local Subway is going to looovvee me

[rayzars]

Not bad but I like the angry loud ones more

[watherelement]

sooo funny, great work

[ladygagarockism]

haha good vid :P

[djtron1x]

@NB5BHVL Easy, One. Mark as spam and move on.

[NB5BHVL]

@djtron1x Guess you would be considered my first troll