It's clear that in the video, while not spelled out, one of the more subtle jokes is that all the music referred to is what goths actually listen to and that actually gets danced to.
I am a Falun Gong practitioner. Falun Dafa is a cultivation system in the Buddha School based on the principles of the Universe: 真 Truthfulness 善 Compassion 忍 Forbearance.
Since 1999 it has been brutally persecuted by the CCP in China. People are being killed, tortured, put into concentration camps and have organs harvested from live people, simply because of their belief. More than 3400 Falun Gong practitioners have died at the hands of CCP in the past 12 years.
It seems I was ( past tense I'm old now) a goth with out ever knowing it lol, I don;t think we was called goth back then and it was pre internet, we was just a bunch of gloomy depressed bastards wearing black and have wild blacker hair. Now I'm old, bald, fat and listen to old shit.
Vampire vampire, wanna be, so mcuh black, hard to see. All that metal in your clothes, even metal in your nose. Mohawk hair and boots so thick, dad and daughter share lipstick. Dont walk too close or bump into me, you'll cut me up with your jewelry. :) Hehehehehe!
"Goths are very mistrustful of their own kind, due to vast feelings that everyone is a poser.." I've seen that alot. It's like you have to learn what the right answer is or else it's game over. For example, it's hard for people to admit they like marilyn manson and not get a huge negative reaction. I understand why, but I think as long as you get that MM is industrial and not goth (don't murder me with comments if I'm wrong!!!) then it's fine =/
@p8onjones Yeah no. You need to get that stick out of your bum if you think people take this serious. It's laughing at the scene. None of the bands listed are goth, but are played at goth clubs. I am most certainly not like you, and I doubt you even know how goth music came about, and that plays a big topic in the subculture.
@p8onjones Oh come off it. If you can't laugh at this, then you obviously can't take a joke. This is how the scene is like, and he's poking fun at it. You don't speak for the whole subculture.
The other day my brother came into the room singing some techno crap and at the top of my lungs i yelled "DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TOO!". The look on his face was worth a limb.
@neil219315 Goth's are not all about being depressed and thinking about death. They can be pretty happy. Dont ever call yourself goth or w.e. People will just look down on you and say "oh really" then start talking about some hardcore stuff that blows your mind and your like dang... I just got owned. Yeah exactly. It takes time to evolve. If you want some musical advice then im free to talk to.
@bxbbles The only word I mispelled is "relize" I didn't put an a in it.
All that fo making one typo,really?!?
You must be truly pathetic to be so rude on youtube to someone who's mispelled one word,& that coming from someone who doesn't even know the difference between "too" & "to"..lol
& also, you giving me grammer lessons is honestly too funny, because you yourself doesn't even know how to count.. "20 words" ? lmao
Do us all a favor,& go be a dumb fuck else where:)
@percocetprincess O.o sorry i know the difference apparently you don't! LMAO don't say i don't know the difference when i gave an example of how i know the difference in the sentence above. And by all you mean your lesbo mom and dead dad? You dumbass worthless bitch go cut your vagina inside out and stick it in your wifes penis.
@jailbreak500 Lol well at this point 54 people believe you're a poser as well. Since obviously my statement above applys to you:) Angry with your life? wanna put ignorant comments to people you've never met on youtube? Call 1-800-KissMyAss
@percocetprincess Blutengel and Cruxshadows aren't goth sweetie. So yes, you are an idiot. And it's Crochet. If you're going to insult someone, try to spell.
@Roisia LOL who the hell are you to be the judge of that??
Sweetheart..though you loathe the life you live,doesn't mean that you can be an ignorant, illogical fucking retard to people whom are happy with theirs..
Kindly Rosia, enlighten me on what is "goth" & what is not...
@percocetprincess I'm not the judge of that. It's an entire subculture based on Goth music--Blutengl isn't goth music and that's common knowledge, Siouxsie, Bauhaus, Sex Gang Children--THAT'S Goth. Oh, so you're going to go down the route of using "honey" and "sweetheart" to demean someone even though you're wrong? I don't loathe life you fucking nitwit, stop trying so hard. You aren't goth, you aren't apart of the scene, and that's clearly obvious.
@Roisia And yes, I'm well aware that I said it first. I still stand corrected. If you listen to Goth, we wouldn't be having this conversation, but I guess it's hard for people who chose to be ignorant.
@Roisia Wow, I'm not even calling myself a goth,you presumptuos bitch.I clearly said I was into the culture, & seriously who the fuck are you anyway? You're judging someone when you having absolutely nothing about yourself on your page,What's funny is I've noticed a pattern..The pathetic people above you with no real point except attempting to get bad with a keyboard for their own insecurities (much like yourself) have NO picture of themselves,no info about themselves,&
@Roisia & after you type whatever ignorant comment you spend days thinking of, know that I'm done speaking to someone as pathetic as you,So please my dear, give it your best shot to knock me down & I'll laugh my ass off even more at what a failure you are <3
@percocetprincess Dude, seriously you need to get off the computer, go to class and learn how to type. You keep saying I have insecurities when I don't. I'm pissed at people that claim they're goth when they're not--you in this case. You aren't apart of the culture. Simple as. Seriously, you need to learn about the culture you're supposedly apart of. I'm judging you? Absolutely. Welcome to the Goth culture!
@percocetprincess & contradicting favorited videos ,or just none at all (again...much like yourself,don't you agree?) Which manipulatively, makes it so that you have the right to point the finger. You're incredibly ignorant,& I won't deny the bands you listed as being gothic,yet its truly funny you presume the right to xD
Rosia, what even funnier than all of the above statements^ Is that you called me "sweetie" before I ever said a word...This being my last comment, I'll give you the last word:)
@Roisia She's a romantic goth. But unfortunately she is an idiot as demonstrated by her terrible spelling and by her liking of anything from the Twilight series (i.e the Breaking Dawn video on her page).
@percocetprincess The video isn't on your page right now, so I cannot confirm that, and you can just as easily link me to a different video so STFU cunt.
And really, it took you months to respond to a simple statement of me calling you a dumb ass? Maybe you are just retarded.
ANYWAYS.....not going to respond to any more whining from you.
First of all, your a fucking idiot. The video you saw was not only a spoof but its STILL there,never deleted it,never replaced it(& by the way if that's what you're accusing me of, then if it were new it would be at the top of my favorites) which it IS NOT.
Lastly,I have a second YouTube account,Im rarely on this one at all because of sad pathetic fucks like yourself flaming my inbox with your ignorant "knowledge" on what it is to be goth xD
@percocetprincess My apologies for the late response, I have a life and have been living it.
I just wanted to point out how hypocritical you are and say your opinion just gives me this warm fuzzy feeling inside. It is good to know that a stupid bitch pays attention to me and is being a moron and judgmental on her own time.
I am an on again off again troll. Sometime I'm giving input on a video, sometimes I'm a dick.
Im goth and i have to addmit this is realy funny yes its based on lots of stereotypes but i did enjoy. But just to clear things up I HATE drama life is a soap opera and you can keep me out of it, and I talk aboout ALOT of stuff.
@hairbandchick1976 I agree this was suppose to be stupid and a joke not accually show you how to be a goth. People need to get ahold of themselfs and laugh
as Voltaire once said "Once you can laugh at yourself, life becomes so much easier. When you can say "Jeez, look at me! I look like a goddamn fruity vampire! heh heh" it really changes everything."
@hairbandchick1976 I agree this was suppose to be stupid and a joke not accually show you how to be a goth. People need to get ahold of themselfs and laugh
as Voltaire once said "Once you can laugh at yourself, life becomes so much easier. When you can say "Jeez, look at me! I look like a goddamn fruity vampire! heh heh" it really changes everything."
Where I live, Band Tees are country or prep. Mainly people in ROTC or band wear more Camo. Music thing sounds more like the "gangstas." Name change is band, again. haha
A special thanks to Jay Kantor. Baby boy, if I were you, I wouldn't have had any credits at the end of this video. Now we all know just how FUCKING stupid you and your friends are. Next time make a video about a subculture you actually understand.
That IS NOT GOTH! I am offended. I would laugh if this actually decribed real goths, but this decribes the sort of people I hate. They call themselves goths, but they know nothing about the subculture at all. Don't get those mindless soulless zombies confused with me.
so the original goths were a group of germanic tribes that went around and fucked shit up, because, well, ancient germans are cool like that, than it became an architectural style for churches, then it was a romantic form of horror, mostly started by keats and poe, and now it means emos and metalheads who will never admit theyre either who dress up in black. did i miss something there?
I'm goth and i love this. i think its hilarious, and if your a goth out there that can't make fun of yourself like this video does you should go f--- yourself.
Why so angry, little goths? I was a goth for years (before I got too lazy to bother being distinctive) and I think this is a fun tribute to the stuff that the people who made it know really well. I'm gonna guess that if the guys in this video aren't goths, then they moved in gothy social circles for a while, because all of this brought back memories for me.
If you've honestly never been told: "I hate their new stuff, their old shit's better." then you just aren't hanging out with goths.
i hope this is a joke... in that way it was funny, thumbs up!
but if you believe what you said in this video.... well... please, would you spare me the anger and do the right thing by committing a suicide? you know you have to.
One of the first telltale signs of inaccuracy: "a" goth instead of just "goth." ;) Also: Zeromancer? Really? Eugh. Haha, props for Hanzel und Gretyl, though :p
I remember watching this video in 2007. I just got invited to a goth theme party and I'm using this as a guide. Thank you so much.
holyhandgrenade3 2 days ago
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percocetprincess 1 week ago 4
Aiinssturzzzennde Neubauhden...
Actually makes sense in German. Well, a little bit at least.
PrincesseEisPP 2 weeks ago
wow, maybe you should probably should learn WHAT GOTH IS
dark58 3 weeks ago
two up two down left, right, left, right b, a!!!! konami code!!!!
CheshireAlliKat89 3 weeks ago
It's clear that in the video, while not spelled out, one of the more subtle jokes is that all the music referred to is what goths actually listen to and that actually gets danced to.
Industrial.
theedodger 1 month ago
Oh seriously, come on people. Fighting over what is and isn't goth. Geez.
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Xiaolian7 1 month ago
this is funny
AndysBox1998 1 month ago
I think this was like the first video I watched on YT :D Though it's a lot funnier now...
senseofvertigo 1 month ago
if you need a guide to be anything then you're not really it
Rhitokiri 2 months ago
lmfao @ "DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!"
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southerngirls4fun 3 months ago
i never was goth i hung out with a lot of them but i was the metal head of the group
germanwolf666 3 months ago
Slacks and Bitterness.
abbeyism 4 months ago
i demand downloads to this song!!!!!!
LabyrinthOfDream 4 months ago
It seems I was ( past tense I'm old now) a goth with out ever knowing it lol, I don;t think we was called goth back then and it was pre internet, we was just a bunch of gloomy depressed bastards wearing black and have wild blacker hair. Now I'm old, bald, fat and listen to old shit.
Scum71succer 4 months ago
haha
SEANVONBLOOD 4 months ago
xD so funny.
Deadeye517 4 months ago
"the old shit, is better" X'DD
katgirl231 5 months ago
DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO ! hahaha X]
MrMetaldude66 5 months ago
love this!!!!!
ashleybrans 5 months ago
lol
kenatheinsane 5 months ago
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crazyman9293 5 months ago
@crazyman9293 Goth is more of a lifestyle than a label.
halfwhisper7 4 months ago
@halfwhisper7 I know that was when i was dumb as hell,which was a month ago,but nvm that.. just forget it.
crazyman9293 4 months ago
Vampire vampire, wanna be, so mcuh black, hard to see. All that metal in your clothes, even metal in your nose. Mohawk hair and boots so thick, dad and daughter share lipstick. Dont walk too close or bump into me, you'll cut me up with your jewelry. :) Hehehehehe!
Goth is awesome!
1966Daywalker 5 months ago
ha! this is a cool video
XstremGamer 5 months ago
"Goths are very mistrustful of their own kind, due to vast feelings that everyone is a poser.." I've seen that alot. It's like you have to learn what the right answer is or else it's game over. For example, it's hard for people to admit they like marilyn manson and not get a huge negative reaction. I understand why, but I think as long as you get that MM is industrial and not goth (don't murder me with comments if I'm wrong!!!) then it's fine =/
rebelxatxheart27 5 months ago
@p8onjones
IT IS A JOKE. lighten up for goth's sake -_-'
starberry2947 6 months ago
@p8onjones Yeah no. You need to get that stick out of your bum if you think people take this serious. It's laughing at the scene. None of the bands listed are goth, but are played at goth clubs. I am most certainly not like you, and I doubt you even know how goth music came about, and that plays a big topic in the subculture.
Roisia 6 months ago
@p8onjones Aside from maybe The Cure on a few albums, nothing listed there is goth music.
Roisia 6 months ago
@p8onjones Oh come off it. If you can't laugh at this, then you obviously can't take a joke. This is how the scene is like, and he's poking fun at it. You don't speak for the whole subculture.
Roisia 6 months ago
@Roisia LOL! this is exactly what I said in different words xD You're SO fucking stupid!
Lmfao xDD
percocetprincess 5 months ago 3
@percocetprincess Lyke omg lmfao you're soooooooooo stupid.
You should stop pretending so much and find a new sub culture to pretend to be apart of. Since you were 12 huh? riiiiiight : )
Roisia 5 months ago
@p8onjones Just being curious, but what goth music do you listen to?
Roisia 6 months ago
@p8onjones Jeez take a chill, it's just a joke.
Roisia 6 months ago
@p8onjones There's so many stereotypes I could spot in that so clearly. Lol
jailbreak500 6 months ago
I've said 'Their old shit is better' before! I actually meant it though, there's a whole lot of stuff I don't like when bands change over time.
jailbreak500 6 months ago
I liked all the things you could say about the new album. "I liked their old shit better." "Everything sounds the same now." Haha so goth.
amphigoricsteph 6 months ago
fail
raven66661 6 months ago
The other day my brother came into the room singing some techno crap and at the top of my lungs i yelled "DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TOO!". The look on his face was worth a limb.
Silver29445 6 months ago
CANNIBAL CORPSE
drunkenboxer123456 6 months ago
I almost died laughing... This stuff is legit on its content.
Fireblaze15 6 months ago
im 11 only -_-. but i love darkness and depts, and im proecupied with death O.O
i wanna be a goth
neil219315 6 months ago
@neil219315 Goth's are not all about being depressed and thinking about death. They can be pretty happy. Dont ever call yourself goth or w.e. People will just look down on you and say "oh really" then start talking about some hardcore stuff that blows your mind and your like dang... I just got owned. Yeah exactly. It takes time to evolve. If you want some musical advice then im free to talk to.
Fireblaze15 6 months ago
Hanzel und Gretyl <3
FistSaidToTheFace 6 months ago
Blacky McGotherson <3
ResaChan 6 months ago
Lol Thorn Evergoth
SweeneyReaper 7 months ago
lol "No it make my eyes bleed."
noble784 7 months ago
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ChiakiMew 7 months ago
Haha my nickname is Twitch :P
ChiakiMew 7 months ago
I love how rouge from the cruxshadows real name was put there X D
killerbunneys 7 months ago
...That jacket doesn't fit...
guiltybystander77 7 months ago
The video is not goth, but rather industrial. Morons do not understand this.
MutleeIsTheAntiGod 7 months ago
most of what this vid says is laughable. take a look at the gothic charmschool vids they give a better picture of what goth is and isn't.
Bastet674 7 months ago
goths rulz emo suck !!!!
SuperBobafet 7 months ago
I started laughing so hard when he said "einstürzende neubauten" because it's german and I'm from germany :D it sounded so funny xD
Jantessa 8 months ago
This is actually more like "so you want to become a Rivet Head" (except for the Marilyn Manson line)
noname000009ify 8 months ago
OH BOOHOO IM A BIG SMELLY GOTHIC IM GONA DRESS UP IN BLACK CUZ MY MOMMY HATES ME...MAN UP
MasterBandit101 8 months ago
@MasterBandit101 yeah, thats posers who are just easily pissed of teenagers. acctuall goths have better reasons for being a goth.
boggyhouse 8 months ago
XD Beautiful
RushyoTakha 8 months ago
But what does all this Industrial Music have to do with being Goth?
heathenexpress 8 months ago
I hate the Gothsicles! (he cannot even say "Funker Vogt") The video is funny though
Schutzraumtechnik999 8 months ago
"....the dj" ............[givs finger] lol
DA296 9 months ago
2.53 (><) \m/
DA296 9 months ago
I'm not goth and i listen to these music cause it's sound good..also i like to wear black too..i hate drama too
hotpopcorncake 9 months ago
@hotpopcorncake excuse me almost all their music is about drama!.. like Within temptation and Cradle Of Filth.. Pls tell me who u listen to...
imSkyDylan 9 months ago
KMFDM is the SHIT, but not really goth...
GamerGuitarer 9 months ago
DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO XD i died laughing
GreenDaynumber1fan1 9 months ago 42
I want the song at the end... where can I get it?!?!
CearoThyme 9 months ago
I used to be kind of a goth in high school, but I liked...things that weren't goth, so I moved past it.
kaseysospacey 9 months ago
The geek actually made the conami code, lol :D
Phengophobia 9 months ago
This seems to be more about Rivetheads. Funny though.
MithrasAtDusk 9 months ago
peace from RobotRuss
Humaneering 10 months ago
Jerk.
LollitaSamaXOXO 10 months ago
Nice try... zzzzz....
FutileGrief 10 months ago
DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO.
DarkInnerEssence 10 months ago
the dj be listening to gothsicles.
FerminINC 10 months ago
Im into the gothic culture, have been since i was 12.
& every one who got upset by this video is honestly too stupid to relize this video was made by goths.
This is a joke,& all of you who took it so personally dont really get this culture anyway.
Thumbs down for all you posers,Thumbs up to this video^^
percocetprincess 10 months ago 84
@percocetprincess You're honestly to stupid too realise you spelled 20 things wrong in that comment.
bxbbles 8 months ago
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percocetprincess 8 months ago
@bxbbles The only word I mispelled is "relize" I didn't put an a in it.
All that fo making one typo,really?!?
You must be truly pathetic to be so rude on youtube to someone who's mispelled one word,& that coming from someone who doesn't even know the difference between "too" & "to"..lol
& also, you giving me grammer lessons is honestly too funny, because you yourself doesn't even know how to count.. "20 words" ? lmao
Do us all a favor,& go be a dumb fuck else where:)
percocetprincess 8 months ago
@percocetprincess Oh look at that I mispelled for too..
Please bxbbles correct my spelling,Give me another reason to size you up, & laugh at your faults <3
percocetprincess 8 months ago
@percocetprincess O.o sorry i know the difference apparently you don't! LMAO don't say i don't know the difference when i gave an example of how i know the difference in the sentence above. And by all you mean your lesbo mom and dead dad? You dumbass worthless bitch go cut your vagina inside out and stick it in your wifes penis.
bxbbles 8 months ago
@bxbbles Wow,you're too stupid to argue with..
What are you 10?? seriously your making no sense at all,
keep making yourself look like an idiot,Cause im done with your stupidity:)
percocetprincess 8 months ago
@percocetprincess stupid goth
callumhaha 7 months ago
@callumhaha Lol, shush you don't matter:)
percocetprincess 6 months ago 2
@percocetprincess We shall call each other posers...you are a poser.
jailbreak500 6 months ago
@jailbreak500 Lol well at this point 54 people believe you're a poser as well. Since obviously my statement above applys to you:) Angry with your life? wanna put ignorant comments to people you've never met on youtube? Call 1-800-KissMyAss
<3
percocetprincess 6 months ago
@percocetprincess I don't give a shit. I'm not a goth lol. I'm mocking you, like the video is.
jailbreak500 6 months ago
@percocetprincess Looking at your choice of music...I agree with Jailbreak500. You are a poser lol.
Roisia 6 months ago
@Roisia Lol if listening to Blutengel & The Cruxshadows is being a poser, the fuck yes you're right.
Go croshet a hat or something lol.
percocetprincess 6 months ago 3
@percocetprincess Blutengel and Cruxshadows aren't goth sweetie. So yes, you are an idiot. And it's Crochet. If you're going to insult someone, try to spell.
Roisia 6 months ago
@Roisia LOL who the hell are you to be the judge of that??
Sweetheart..though you loathe the life you live,doesn't mean that you can be an ignorant, illogical fucking retard to people whom are happy with theirs..
Kindly Rosia, enlighten me on what is "goth" & what is not...
Lmfao >.<
percocetprincess 5 months ago 2
@percocetprincess I'm not the judge of that. It's an entire subculture based on Goth music--Blutengl isn't goth music and that's common knowledge, Siouxsie, Bauhaus, Sex Gang Children--THAT'S Goth. Oh, so you're going to go down the route of using "honey" and "sweetheart" to demean someone even though you're wrong? I don't loathe life you fucking nitwit, stop trying so hard. You aren't goth, you aren't apart of the scene, and that's clearly obvious.
Roisia 5 months ago
@Roisia And yes, I'm well aware that I said it first. I still stand corrected. If you listen to Goth, we wouldn't be having this conversation, but I guess it's hard for people who chose to be ignorant.
Roisia 5 months ago
@Roisia Wow, I'm not even calling myself a goth,you presumptuos bitch.I clearly said I was into the culture, & seriously who the fuck are you anyway? You're judging someone when you having absolutely nothing about yourself on your page,What's funny is I've noticed a pattern..The pathetic people above you with no real point except attempting to get bad with a keyboard for their own insecurities (much like yourself) have NO picture of themselves,no info about themselves,&
percocetprincess 5 months ago 2
@Roisia & after you type whatever ignorant comment you spend days thinking of, know that I'm done speaking to someone as pathetic as you,So please my dear, give it your best shot to knock me down & I'll laugh my ass off even more at what a failure you are <3
percocetprincess 5 months ago 11
@percocetprincess Dude, seriously you need to get off the computer, go to class and learn how to type. You keep saying I have insecurities when I don't. I'm pissed at people that claim they're goth when they're not--you in this case. You aren't apart of the culture. Simple as. Seriously, you need to learn about the culture you're supposedly apart of. I'm judging you? Absolutely. Welcome to the Goth culture!
Roisia 5 months ago
@percocetprincess i'm too lazy, what did ignorant thing did Roisia say?
ShadowParanoya 2 months ago
@percocetprincess
I feel the need to apologize for all of the twat-"goths" giving you a hard time -_-
THIS VID IS A JOKE..
Some people just need to jump off a bridge! or atleast take their troll ass back to their hole from which they spawned! ^_^
AuroraStarlett 6 days ago 4
@percocetprincess & contradicting favorited videos ,or just none at all (again...much like yourself,don't you agree?) Which manipulatively, makes it so that you have the right to point the finger. You're incredibly ignorant,& I won't deny the bands you listed as being gothic,yet its truly funny you presume the right to xD
Rosia, what even funnier than all of the above statements^ Is that you called me "sweetie" before I ever said a word...This being my last comment, I'll give you the last word:)
percocetprincess 5 months ago
@percocetprincess You didn't see my other comment, did you? I figured : )
Roisia 5 months ago
@Roisia She's a romantic goth. But unfortunately she is an idiot as demonstrated by her terrible spelling and by her liking of anything from the Twilight series (i.e the Breaking Dawn video on her page).
MutleeIsTheAntiGod 4 months ago
@MutleeIsTheAntiGod You're fucking stupid! The video on my page was making FUN of Twilight!
Now go be a dumb fuck elsewhere:)
percocetprincess 2 months ago 2
@percocetprincess The video isn't on your page right now, so I cannot confirm that, and you can just as easily link me to a different video so STFU cunt.
And really, it took you months to respond to a simple statement of me calling you a dumb ass? Maybe you are just retarded.
ANYWAYS.....not going to respond to any more whining from you.
MutleeIsTheAntiGod 1 month ago
@MutleeIsTheAntiGod Wow.
First of all, your a fucking idiot. The video you saw was not only a spoof but its STILL there,never deleted it,never replaced it(& by the way if that's what you're accusing me of, then if it were new it would be at the top of my favorites) which it IS NOT.
Lastly,I have a second YouTube account,Im rarely on this one at all because of sad pathetic fucks like yourself flaming my inbox with your ignorant "knowledge" on what it is to be goth xD
percocetprincess 1 month ago
@MutleeIsTheAntiGod
One more thing, ugly boy..I fucking HATE Twilight, & the little Twi-tards that follow it.
But you know what's worse? far far worse?
Sad little fucks like you that spend a big chunk of their life attempting to fuck with others over the internet,seriously?
& what's more pathetic,is how big and bad you think you are for calling a woman a "cunt" on YouTube..
The only cunt here is you:)
percocetprincess 1 month ago 3
@percocetprincess My apologies for the late response, I have a life and have been living it.
I just wanted to point out how hypocritical you are and say your opinion just gives me this warm fuzzy feeling inside. It is good to know that a stupid bitch pays attention to me and is being a moron and judgmental on her own time.
I am an on again off again troll. Sometime I'm giving input on a video, sometimes I'm a dick.
So I suppose we are both assholes XD
Have a good day cunt!
MutleeIsTheAntiGod 2 weeks ago
non of this is true
TheMerrieG 10 months ago
heheheheh
mrsEMOhellokitty 10 months ago
this freaking sucks
Revolver123ish 11 months ago
I WEAR GREY PANTS AND GREEN SHIRT BUT I DONT TALK TO MUCH
BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS LISTENING TO SOME METAL . ALSO I LISTEN TO REGGAE
AFTER A DAY OF DEPRESSIVE BLACK SO I STILL ALIVE THANK 2 THAT.
BECAREFULL WHIT DEPRESSIVE B M
dreadmetalm1985 11 months ago
I call dibs on the goth name Virgil Roger DuPoint III.
ninjarock765 11 months ago
@ninjarock765 Damn! I was beat to it
neofriends 10 months ago
I want to be goth.. it reflects my life.
shiniqua0102 11 months ago
Im goth and i have to addmit this is realy funny yes its based on lots of stereotypes but i did enjoy. But just to clear things up I HATE drama life is a soap opera and you can keep me out of it, and I talk aboout ALOT of stuff.
sinistersister13 11 months ago
Wut about death??? We talk about death A LOT!!
4EverWolfLover 11 months ago
people have a sense of humor! im goth but i thought it was funny at some parts :)
GothicLolitaGurl1257 11 months ago
How are people NOT laughing!!! This show is too absurd to pretend that you didn't at least chuckle at it!
Decalculus 11 months ago
Umm...not all goths like drama buddy
blacklotus1991 11 months ago
wow...this...this is emberassing
TheCountchocula123 11 months ago
quite enjoyable -- good video!
vestigialremorse 11 months ago
lol XD
GHteenager 11 months ago
Why would you bother?
trubblemuffin 11 months ago
haha metal had black first
bigjimswafflehouse 11 months ago
they made a list of goth names and didn't put down Raven. dude, Raven is like one of the most popular names for goths.
TheLastHylianTitan 1 year ago
People have no sense of humor. This was great.
hairbandchick1976 1 year ago 3
@hairbandchick1976 I agree this was suppose to be stupid and a joke not accually show you how to be a goth. People need to get ahold of themselfs and laugh
as Voltaire once said "Once you can laugh at yourself, life becomes so much easier. When you can say "Jeez, look at me! I look like a goddamn fruity vampire! heh heh" it really changes everything."
RoRaMonRoE 1 year ago
@hairbandchick1976 I agree this was suppose to be stupid and a joke not accually show you how to be a goth. People need to get ahold of themselfs and laugh
as Voltaire once said "Once you can laugh at yourself, life becomes so much easier. When you can say "Jeez, look at me! I look like a goddamn fruity vampire! heh heh" it really changes everything."
RoRaMonRoE 1 year ago
@RoRaMonRoE You rock, dude!
hairbandchick1976 1 year ago
Where I live, Band Tees are country or prep. Mainly people in ROTC or band wear more Camo. Music thing sounds more like the "gangstas." Name change is band, again. haha
Does where I live sound backwards?
Rainasvlog 1 year ago
That's soooooooo stupid u forgot make up and hair u don't know any thing bout being goth
thegothicpup100 1 year ago
This is a parody, guys. It's so outrageously ridiculous it's got to be a parody. And as one, I'm enjoying it XD.
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A special thanks to Jay Kantor. Baby boy, if I were you, I wouldn't have had any credits at the end of this video. Now we all know just how FUCKING stupid you and your friends are. Next time make a video about a subculture you actually understand.
AbbytheRawrable 1 year ago
That IS NOT GOTH! I am offended. I would laugh if this actually decribed real goths, but this decribes the sort of people I hate. They call themselves goths, but they know nothing about the subculture at all. Don't get those mindless soulless zombies confused with me.
AbbytheRawrable 1 year ago
so the original goths were a group of germanic tribes that went around and fucked shit up, because, well, ancient germans are cool like that, than it became an architectural style for churches, then it was a romantic form of horror, mostly started by keats and poe, and now it means emos and metalheads who will never admit theyre either who dress up in black. did i miss something there?
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
@pyramidheadkitten9 No that’s pretty much it.
qwer58j 1 year ago
Aren't band shirts emo?
adpenguingirl25 1 year ago
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shut the fuck up, fucking posers
MarcoPolo1299 1 year ago
I was bored so I just typed in "Goth" on here.
ihopeutubedies 1 year ago
The only thing more embarrassing than being a goth is being a wigger. emos come in third...or maybe LARPers. i don't know. all of them are gay
SoakUpAllTheBlood138 1 year ago
I liked this even though the goth stuff missed the mark by far. I presume it was to mock the sub culture.
Anywhere I can download the theme song though? really liking that.
TextualFury 1 year ago
lol funny stuffs :D man im bored
p4nd4p0o 1 year ago
lol
11gothgirl 1 year ago
hottopic is shit
Cutiepiesweetyxxx 1 year ago
This is soooo funny lol
And this is only for goths that can make fun of themselves every once in a while, like me :)
hackslash197 1 year ago
Blacky McGotherson lol cant stop laughin
ChrissyLou113 1 year ago 2
my name is "Elrohir Ancalimë", its unique, since its my name in elves language :o
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sakojek 1 year ago
Hahah, nothing like goths but funny video. I hate emos!
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Mega12345678p 1 year ago
how dare these peasents disrespect us on how to be goth they will pay when gods rapture comes
jonlive100 1 year ago
... the bands he names aren't goth. After that I stopped watching.
win04ever 1 year ago
... the bands he names aren't goth.
win04ever 1 year ago
Lol, 6:00 Blacky McGotherson.
Jaydude172 1 year ago
Camo? Ew.
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jonekajorth 1 year ago
i like this little lady who appears 3 minutes onwards
EnjoyTheSilence93 1 year ago
the music is more how to be a rivethead instead of a goth
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@sexfreak77 lol
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TabethaMackenzi 1 year ago
ROFL!
NickiGoth17 1 year ago
I'm goth and i love this. i think its hilarious, and if your a goth out there that can't make fun of yourself like this video does you should go f--- yourself.
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drhfhfvxdvx 1 year ago
Why so angry, little goths? I was a goth for years (before I got too lazy to bother being distinctive) and I think this is a fun tribute to the stuff that the people who made it know really well. I'm gonna guess that if the guys in this video aren't goths, then they moved in gothy social circles for a while, because all of this brought back memories for me.
If you've honestly never been told: "I hate their new stuff, their old shit's better." then you just aren't hanging out with goths.
MichaelHeroin 1 year ago
So true join in on picking on your freinds they eventually stop hateing u and kissing your sister
MastaFerris 1 year ago
I love the comedy of this. It's obviously a joke.
azurafae 1 year ago
i hope this is a joke... in that way it was funny, thumbs up!
but if you believe what you said in this video.... well... please, would you spare me the anger and do the right thing by committing a suicide? you know you have to.
CharlesMortuus 1 year ago
his name is "Peter Sioux" that's pretty Goth I guess.
thisisthejohnshow 1 year ago
My sis showed me this to piss me off when i found out i was goth it's fucking retarded
Xoxotommyxoxo 1 year ago
wow... none of this seems goth...
skateryeoldschool 1 year ago
One of the first telltale signs of inaccuracy: "a" goth instead of just "goth." ;) Also: Zeromancer? Really? Eugh. Haha, props for Hanzel und Gretyl, though :p
virgildisgrace 1 year ago
i figured this wouldn't be very accurate...no surprises i guess...
gothicginger101 1 year ago
is that a fake beard
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adeojo16 1 year ago
"No, I hate the sun, it makes my eyes bleed." lmao. xD
xXGottaLoveMuffinsXx 1 year ago
i think you... got something wrong. i won't discuss that right now. it's too complicated. goth isn't that flat.
CalvonMoonrise 1 year ago