I can't believe how immature people of the male sex are! Do you losers ever grow up? You ought to be ashamed, making fun of someone over something nature gave them that they have no control over! At least SJP tries to make the best of what she has! She has a great body that she works to maintain, dresses fashionably, and wears makeup; the rest is out of her hands! I suggest you assholes go searching for your lost moral compass.
@jfkjrlover You know whats ironic? I knew allot of girls that would call each other pretty but as soon as they turned their backs they would instantly call them ugly or what she was wearing was hideous.
You can either buy a ticket and spend a lifetime trying to understand wtf is going on on this crazy ride.....or choose for the quicker option of having a sex-change operation with hormone therapy.
Though I think even that last one will only allow you to scratch the surface of understanding and I'm not sure I would be willing to commit THAT much in order to understand women, fully ^^
I watched this clip somewhere else but there was a different, on that one the horse says Screw you at 0:13 instead of fuck you, and also he says bite me at 0:50 instead of eat shit and also he says douche-bag instead of dickhead at 0:51, WHAT THE HELL
@XOoNOORALDEENoOX a version that is aired earlier than 9pm i suppose.. in the UK you wont find much profanity in tv shows before 9, they mostly start at or after, i dont know how it is in the US
@kpsnnf They edit everything here in the U.S. You know because kids could pick it up and then hey watch out it's a slippery slope you know. Stupid because it'a not like it's helping anything I mean look at all the violence we have.
Still I wouldn't let kids at a certain age watch it with profanity. XD
@kpsnnf in the US, the TV shows cuss all the time (we can't wait till 9pm apparently)...we're a classy bunch of people. No wonder the world hates us, lol. We do our part to make sure our kids turn out as bad as us as quickly as possible. Why should they have an innocent childhood? We demand that Hollywood visually and audibly rape our children of any innocence as quickly as possibly. Even as I speak a "cuss words for your baby" cd is in production - just kidding :P
@nathanieldurkin1 I love Family Guy, but it's on way too early. I wouldn't let my kids find out it even exists until they were 15 at least. It's just not in the interest of the industry to make smart, witty programming for kids. There were some exceptions 30 or so years ago, but since then anything for kids is hopelessly puerile.
@ion010101 Well, for the most part, I think the simpsons cartoon did an ok job of making episodes for adults and children, but even they pushed the limits. TV shows really should be separate for adults and kids and they generally are. I'll make exception for "House Of Paine" (2 or 3 tyler perry day time, family-based, tv shows), "Cosby Show", etc.
@nathanieldurkin1 Children's shows should work for both children and adults. Shows that are for children only are invariably condescending and treat kids like they're fatuous idiots (cause many adults prefer to see them that way). Disney does this thing, it's called using "Disney eyes"... the characters have wide staring eyes that say, "hey kids, aren'tcha excited about this!!!!" Everything they do is an ad for itself, an exercise in cynicism, exploitative of kids' weaknesses.
@nathanieldurkin1 Anything that's genuine. By "adult" I don't mean complex or for adults, just something adults can appreciate b/c it's well done and genuine. Any kids show will feature child actors who look Ken and Barbie doll pretty and who "act" like they're trying to act like their adult counter parts (say, if they're doing a "kids news show") while at the same time condescending to being "down with the kids" (token light skinned black who has dread locks and a heart felt attitude)...
@nathanieldurkin1 ...the only contrast to this I can think of off the top of my head is, "You Can't do that On Television". Wonky, corny jokes... but it was genuine. The kids look like real kids and played it as themselves, not an artificial version of how they think adults would do it. Indeed, the last time you could get away with that seems to have been the late 70s/ 80s. What about movies? I hate comic characters, but the 1978 Superman was a great movie - because it was *well done*.
@ion010101 yeah, comic characters still resemble sterotypical 1950's cartoon characters with all of the negative assumptions for both genders which is beyond lame. I just feel out of place for witnessing the existence of such lame entertainment. Yes, the 1978 superman movie was great because it was story driven, not explosion, nudity, shock-value driven like many movies today. Good story telling is an art form and I respect it.
my Spanish is not that good but No, todos estos clips no tienen nada que ver con el individuo de la familia, que se hizo para una colección de DVD llamada Seth MacFarlane Cabalgata de la comedia. Debido a que fue dirigida por Seth y los productores de la serie, los clips de imagen y sonido idéntico al individuo de la familia
@KRAZZYKARL123 Totally agree with you there, should have written it in a more clear way like "Sarah Jessica Parker makes a horse look sexually compelling in comparison to her".. But its easier to say "Fuck"
'Why are there so few black baseball players?'
'Why?'
'Because they're always stealing bases, HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA'
ROFLL
jennatuhls 1 week ago
wtfs a 9gag? 9 sarah jessica parkers?
10hopalongcassidy10 1 week ago
LMAO
timothyma1989 1 week ago
LMFAO
STLFOOLISH 2 weeks ago
did she sue him for that??
UpsideDown211 2 weeks ago
Why the fuck are there so many 9gag people here? Go away.
jipak93 3 weeks ago 2
seth macfarlane was mocking horseface before it was cool.
shogunsam 3 weeks ago
4chan is for people who literary eats shit.
FanVadAsFul 3 weeks ago
inb4 9fags
NLRoyboy 3 weeks ago
9fags,
9fags everywhere.
SpingDingLing 3 weeks ago 6
9gag army on duty!!
DemonKutt 3 weeks ago
@DemonKutt
9gag sucks shit.
kleash 3 weeks ago 3
i searched this because of 9gag....
jel018 3 weeks ago 9
@jel018 9gag is for 12 year olds who just got introduced to the internets. L2lurk tardball
digidawg111 3 weeks ago
9gag brought me here
astahxo 3 weeks ago
LOLLLL
pirralho3 1 month ago
ESS FTW!
AymOGzra 1 month ago 2
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People say that Sex In the City is the only good thing Sarah Jessica Parker has been in.
But i thought Seabiscuit was a great film.
Gibtrickz 1 month ago
Hot body weird face
darthclarkef 2 months ago
@darthclarkef and hideous hands
hoey2323 1 month ago
South park did the exact same joke,except it was funnier and more well thought out
PachydermSouthbound 2 months ago 4
@PachydermSouthbound yeah and in half the time
bearinwolfsfur 1 month ago
I can't believe how immature people of the male sex are! Do you losers ever grow up? You ought to be ashamed, making fun of someone over something nature gave them that they have no control over! At least SJP tries to make the best of what she has! She has a great body that she works to maintain, dresses fashionably, and wears makeup; the rest is out of her hands! I suggest you assholes go searching for your lost moral compass.
jfkjrlover 2 months ago
@jfkjrlover So says the woman that idolizes a rich pretty-boy from a politically.powerful family. Looks aren't the only thing that is superficial.
EzekielWinnfield 2 months ago
@jfkjrlover You know whats ironic? I knew allot of girls that would call each other pretty but as soon as they turned their backs they would instantly call them ugly or what she was wearing was hideous.
HirachieOfSociety 1 month ago
@HirachieOfSociety Welcome to the crazy world of 'women logic' ;)
You can either buy a ticket and spend a lifetime trying to understand wtf is going on on this crazy ride.....or choose for the quicker option of having a sex-change operation with hormone therapy.
Though I think even that last one will only allow you to scratch the surface of understanding and I'm not sure I would be willing to commit THAT much in order to understand women, fully ^^
exZell 4 weeks ago
@jfkjrlover I'm a girl and I found it funny
sophie9571 1 month ago
@Funnydude4321 well her face is some kind of ass rotflmfao
alchemist824 2 months ago
I thought she or it is a Transvestite Donkey Witch? Hmmm
cmsasuke17 3 months ago
Sarah Jessica Parker sounds like a man in this video..
ahriman46 3 months ago
"eat shit, that's why....dickhead"
MeLuvsYuuu1347 3 months ago 20
I'm curious now, How was it different?
bobthefreak09 3 months ago
YES!!!!! I JUST WON 30 BUCKS!!! ME AND SOME DUMB ASS HAD A BET THAT ITS FROM COCC AND NOT FAMILY GUY!!
AradSP 3 months ago
Who is Sarah Jessica Parker? Sorry, I'm Mexico ._.
makotomikami 3 months ago
@makotomikami That ugly fucking chick from Sex And The City lol :P
sebbeas123 3 months ago
I've never even heard of Sarah Jessica Parker before watching this... :p
SuperGenesisDude 3 months ago
I'm a glass of scotch and I find this oofensive.
rub1k 4 months ago
I wish I could watch Family uncensored all the time.
Domo4eva 4 months ago
you just made the joke not funny
MuteTuber 4 months ago
I love how the ice stays brown when the beer is out of the cup
77norcross 4 months ago
Seth MacFarlane bashes Horses!
That should be the title
Paleorobot 4 months ago 5
OH I GET IT, IT'S BECAUSE SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOKS LIKE A HORSE, SO FUNNY
MFCHOOM 4 months ago
aawweessoommee
Vizzztor 4 months ago
she sounds strangely similar to brian
billybabc 4 months ago
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I think its time we stop *puts on shades* horsing around *YEEAAAAAAHH*
convans4ever 5 months ago
I think its time we stop *puts on shades* horsing around *YEEAAAAAAHH*
convans4ever 5 months ago
ya
JacobOnTheMoon 5 months ago
meh...
SonicTheEggNog 5 months ago
I thought that white guy was Eminem.
whatsupbato 5 months ago
Lol!!!!!!
CONGLOMERIDE 5 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that horse is mad!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
michaelvick190 5 months ago
hahahaha hilarious that horse just shut the black dude up lol
Jhonnywarblaze 5 months ago 4
Why i am laughing
Because this is funny ass SHITT
Thank You i WILL BE HERE WHOLE WEEK
randynott 5 months ago
I watched this clip somewhere else but there was a different, on that one the horse says Screw you at 0:13 instead of fuck you, and also he says bite me at 0:50 instead of eat shit and also he says douche-bag instead of dickhead at 0:51, WHAT THE HELL
XOoNOORALDEENoOX 5 months ago
@XOoNOORALDEENoOX hrm.. a version without swearing perhaps?
kpsnnf 5 months ago
@kpsnnf I came with the same explanation but why?
XOoNOORALDEENoOX 5 months ago
@XOoNOORALDEENoOX a version that is aired earlier than 9pm i suppose.. in the UK you wont find much profanity in tv shows before 9, they mostly start at or after, i dont know how it is in the US
kpsnnf 5 months ago
@kpsnnf They edit everything here in the U.S. You know because kids could pick it up and then hey watch out it's a slippery slope you know. Stupid because it'a not like it's helping anything I mean look at all the violence we have.
Still I wouldn't let kids at a certain age watch it with profanity. XD
putthisonmytab 5 months ago
@kpsnnf in the US, the TV shows cuss all the time (we can't wait till 9pm apparently)...we're a classy bunch of people. No wonder the world hates us, lol. We do our part to make sure our kids turn out as bad as us as quickly as possible. Why should they have an innocent childhood? We demand that Hollywood visually and audibly rape our children of any innocence as quickly as possibly. Even as I speak a "cuss words for your baby" cd is in production - just kidding :P
nathanieldurkin1 5 months ago 2
@nathanieldurkin1 I love Family Guy, but it's on way too early. I wouldn't let my kids find out it even exists until they were 15 at least. It's just not in the interest of the industry to make smart, witty programming for kids. There were some exceptions 30 or so years ago, but since then anything for kids is hopelessly puerile.
ion010101 4 months ago
@ion010101 Well, for the most part, I think the simpsons cartoon did an ok job of making episodes for adults and children, but even they pushed the limits. TV shows really should be separate for adults and kids and they generally are. I'll make exception for "House Of Paine" (2 or 3 tyler perry day time, family-based, tv shows), "Cosby Show", etc.
nathanieldurkin1 4 months ago
@nathanieldurkin1 Children's shows should work for both children and adults. Shows that are for children only are invariably condescending and treat kids like they're fatuous idiots (cause many adults prefer to see them that way). Disney does this thing, it's called using "Disney eyes"... the characters have wide staring eyes that say, "hey kids, aren'tcha excited about this!!!!" Everything they do is an ad for itself, an exercise in cynicism, exploitative of kids' weaknesses.
ion010101 4 months ago
@ion010101 That's interesting. What TV show successfully achieves what you believe to be a good show for adults and kids?
nathanieldurkin1 3 months ago
@nathanieldurkin1 Anything that's genuine. By "adult" I don't mean complex or for adults, just something adults can appreciate b/c it's well done and genuine. Any kids show will feature child actors who look Ken and Barbie doll pretty and who "act" like they're trying to act like their adult counter parts (say, if they're doing a "kids news show") while at the same time condescending to being "down with the kids" (token light skinned black who has dread locks and a heart felt attitude)...
ion010101 3 months ago
@nathanieldurkin1 ...the only contrast to this I can think of off the top of my head is, "You Can't do that On Television". Wonky, corny jokes... but it was genuine. The kids look like real kids and played it as themselves, not an artificial version of how they think adults would do it. Indeed, the last time you could get away with that seems to have been the late 70s/ 80s. What about movies? I hate comic characters, but the 1978 Superman was a great movie - because it was *well done*.
ion010101 3 months ago
@ion010101 yeah, comic characters still resemble sterotypical 1950's cartoon characters with all of the negative assumptions for both genders which is beyond lame. I just feel out of place for witnessing the existence of such lame entertainment. Yes, the 1978 superman movie was great because it was story driven, not explosion, nudity, shock-value driven like many movies today. Good story telling is an art form and I respect it.
nathanieldurkin1 3 months ago
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BunyunKid 6 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE FAMILY GUY
24sk8rgrl 6 months ago
@JamileMadrox
my Spanish is not that good but No, todos estos clips no tienen nada que ver con el individuo de la familia, que se hizo para una colección de DVD llamada Seth MacFarlane Cabalgata de la comedia. Debido a que fue dirigida por Seth y los productores de la serie, los clips de imagen y sonido idéntico al individuo de la familia
MasterOfFire2468 6 months ago
top gear said it first!!!
mrdahak1 6 months ago
eat shit, thats why. Dickhead
Classic
fisherman6231 6 months ago 4
@nkaneti
the joke is that Sara Jessica Parker, according to Seth MacFarlane, looks like a horse cause of her "long face."
MasterOfFire2468 6 months ago
@MasterOfFire2468 de hecho sale en otro clip de Family Guy donde Peter le da de comer como un caballo a Sarah Jessica Parker
JamiieMadrox 6 months ago
i dont get it????
nkaneti 6 months ago
@nkaneti Sarah jessica parker looks like a horse
Pepsiitate 6 months ago
@Pepsiitate No its a misunderstanding Sarah Jessica Parker looks like that because she got fucked by a horse.
TheDudeman619 5 months ago
wow, nailed it.
blackholerabbit 6 months ago
Stupid transvestite donkey-witch
NijverdalTwente 6 months ago
9 people had to choose between "Kirsten Dunst & Sarah Jessica Parker in a hot body weird face contest"
Ha! I love Family Guy
FreyaTalhamn 7 months ago 3
9 people are horses with long face
lewism1995 7 months ago
"hello einstein......hooves, no fucking thumbs" loved that
killbetokill 7 months ago
Way to beat a dead Sarah Jessica Parker
canesrule96 7 months ago
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like the inside of a dead dog's ass, but I'd fuck her.
Lassannn 7 months ago 43
@Lassannn from behind though XD
royalflipskater 3 weeks ago
cheap shot
tash734 7 months ago
sarah jessica parker's face actually looks like a foot in my opinion
bonhomie888 7 months ago
So..... Is that horse talking?
SETHWANTSAHUG 7 months ago
why is there so few black baseball players? because they're always stealing bases hahahahaha! classic.
HSESExtremeOH 7 months ago 3
LMAO!!!! the end is just brilliant.
GJR1980 7 months ago
Why are you in a bar ?
Eat shit , that's why... dickhead !
ahahahahahahahahhaahhaa !
gameboy010203 7 months ago 3
Bahaha the end jus killed me lmfao
aznzensation 7 months ago
who's Sarah Jesica Parker?
i don't get many of the jokes because they make fun of stereotypes of ways of life, and celebs that i never even heard of!
the Simpsons rarely do that and they are as funny as hell
voltex12345 8 months ago
@voltex12345 She is the protagonist of the TV series called "Sex and the City". She also has a long face, like a horse, so they make fun of her.
stefts1 8 months ago
why you at a bar?
eat shit thats why, dick head
lmfao
kandjlife 8 months ago 3
looool why does everyone make fun of sjp's face? jhesssh ther's even a website dedicated to it.
username10030 8 months ago
cuz they always stealin' bases HA HA HA HA >(
lol this horse been smokin sumthin
JBunnehboo 8 months ago
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Eat shit, that's why.. Dickhead.
crobinson3698 8 months ago
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
untioguaydeoviedo 8 months ago
Press 2 and then 8 for awesomeness
UdoLP 8 months ago
@UdoLP nothing happened.
degeneratelifecycle 8 months ago
@degeneratelifecycle if you hit both buttons in sucsession it says "you dickhead"
While whether or not this qualifies as awesomness is debatable, something DID happen.
Deathnotefan97 8 months ago
@Deathnotefan97 mwaaa hah ahahahah. I dont know why it didnt work before. That...may be awesome, not sure...but it was certainly funny
degeneratelifecycle 8 months ago
Eat shit thats why dick head... hahahaha
Jbanaszewski69 8 months ago
:-( As a long faced female, I find this highly offensive lol
Fayme20 8 months ago
...Lol
dcl07081990 9 months ago
This is funny I'll rate it five sta
oooooooooooooooooooooooh
StrawberryDonutKing 9 months ago
I cant stop watching this shit omg, its so funny, but hey next time dont give away the punchline in the title :)
elcanful 9 months ago
5 people are afro-american
maxwellCOD6 9 months ago
best punch line ever! :D
martoosterveld 9 months ago
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Why does Beyonce sing to the left?
Because blacks have no rights!
JimmyHendrix321 9 months ago 36
@JimmyHendrix321 LOLLLLLLLLLLL, that's fuckn racist dude
VirusZ001 6 months ago
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Why are asperin white?
Because they work!
JimmyHendrix321 9 months ago 23
@JimmyHendrix321 why blacks hate asperin?
because they have to pick up the cotton
whitemeany 9 months ago
@JimmyHendrix321 lol
WHITEMANK3TIMES 9 months ago
5 persons like Sara Jessica ParkerxDDD
GrEeCeCoNcErT 9 months ago
at first i thought he sed "buck you"
xxXPINOYCRUXxx 10 months ago
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i never thought seth would go this far
Graverobber94 10 months ago
sarah jessica parker? who is?..
TheBloodning1 10 months ago
@TheBloodning1 thats a good question
lordoftheTV 9 months ago
You do know that the title pretty much screwed up the punchline. not being a jerk just an observation.
TheMysticCore 10 months ago
Hey, next time don't give away the punchline in the title.
JRockstar50 10 months ago 92
@JRockstar50 Hey next time don't say " Dn't give away the punchline in the tittle" Since you made it obvious!
XxxWallsOfJericho2Xx 5 months ago
For Parker jokes i like the south park episode Scrotie McBoogerballs, they have much better jokes about her
deathman1021 10 months ago
I may look stupid but I dont get that racist joke? :S
MeetyHam 10 months ago
"eat shit thats why..dick head"...hahahaha
zwans1979 10 months ago 2
Stilling bases?, LOL; epic fucking racist horse.
LuizLagoz666 10 months ago
why are you in a bar?
eat shit thats why.
nuffsaidguy 10 months ago
i love how its just brian/seth macfarlane's voice for SJP LOLLLL
giselejames 11 months ago
ROFL
jimmyhatts 11 months ago
Why is the punchline in the title? Not cool, completely ruins it. I knew what was coming. Please change the title!
MegaKarlos88 11 months ago 3
sarah jessica parker looks like a horse and a foot
Stupidbuttruenews 11 months ago
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Jodque2 1 year ago
why are u in a bar ? eat shit thats why .
MarvelVulcan 1 year ago
why arent there many black people playing baseball......I love it !!!
hollywoodsaint57 1 year ago 4
thank you for giving away the joke in the title moron
TheWrathchilddd 1 year ago
South Park did it just a bit better :)
Metakkrist 1 year ago 3
Then why are you in a bar?
eat shit, thats why dickhead.
fucking epic
Skarsauneh 1 year ago 61
it looks like family guy but i wanna know the exact show and the episode becuase i wanna start watching it
wrath0f 1 year ago
@wrath0f Seth McFarlane's cavalcade of Cartoon comedy.
paulerate 1 year ago
lol this shit is my fav one.
OSHJE 1 year ago
Seth Macfarlane is fucking awesome
souldisaster30 1 year ago
no fucking thumbs xD lol
OSHJE 1 year ago
Eat shit! That's why, dickhead! :D
Pimpofdahood 1 year ago
Damn!!! Seth mc Farlane is the MAN!!!
DG3744 1 year ago
That horse is waaaay too hotter than Sarah Jessica Parker!
numbuh1nigeluno 1 year ago
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse did not approve of this video.
InvisibleDiary 1 year ago 3
4 ppl r Sarah Jessica Parkers >:(
LolGurrl91 1 year ago
"they why're you in a bar?"
"eat shit, that's why, dickhead."
xD
ilyxb00 1 year ago 2
hello einstein, hooves
adamchangy 1 year ago
boom headshot
chillypeppr 1 year ago
eat shit thats why...dick head
metalofseverance 1 year ago
Sex n da siddy
GreatMotovaro 1 year ago
thumb up if u write in google "sarah jessica parker" after this.
barrdack 1 year ago
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asaw1994 1 year ago
....with this sword I dub thee...DISSED! Damn. That was...I mean just...damn!
soulsurvivor2001 1 year ago
ROFL I didn't see that coming
KMMALQWM 1 year ago
XD BWAHAHAHA
MadaraXIII 1 year ago
"Well, why are you in a bar?"
"Eat shit, that's why. Dickhead."
13Davontae 1 year ago 2
@13Davontae hahah my favourite part <3
asaw1994 1 year ago
i will put the whole seth macfarlane's cavalcade on the youtube so everyone can enjoy the movie!!
Yepi69 1 year ago
that was great man
dhashpipem 1 year ago
FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!
HyyRisque 1 year ago
LITERALLY PISSED MYSELF....... CLASSIC
MrSeany123 1 year ago
hey......fuck you
epic
TheSlidingsideways 1 year ago 177
@TheSlidingsideways
wow!
Therwew 7 months ago
this is my shit!
123livelife 1 year ago
Fuck Sarah Jessica Parker
Tahmmo 1 year ago 132
@Tahmmo no thanks
KRAZZYKARL123 1 year ago
@KRAZZYKARL123 haha
Tahmmo 1 year ago
@KRAZZYKARL123 Totally agree with you there, should have written it in a more clear way like "Sarah Jessica Parker makes a horse look sexually compelling in comparison to her".. But its easier to say "Fuck"
Tahmmo 1 year ago 2
@Tahmmo Ew...why would anyone want to do that?
UnoriginallyInclined 8 months ago 4
@Tahmmo you like fucking horses? :D
guramika1 7 months ago
@Tahmmo I'd rather not fuck her...
Xagneto 6 months ago