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  • 'Why are there so few black baseball players?'

    'Why?'

    'Because they're always stealing bases, HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA'

    ROFLL

  • wtfs a 9gag? 9 sarah jessica parkers?

  • LMAO

  • LMFAO

  • did she sue him for that??

  • Why the fuck are there so many 9gag people here? Go away. 

  • seth macfarlane was mocking horseface before it was cool.

  • 4chan is for people who literary eats shit.

  • inb4 9fags

  • 9fags,

    9fags everywhere.

  • 9gag army on duty!!

  • @DemonKutt

    9gag sucks shit.

  • i searched this because of 9gag....

  • @jel018 9gag is for 12 year olds who just got introduced to the internets. L2lurk tardball

  • 9gag brought me here

  • LOLLLL

  • ESS FTW!

  • Hot body weird face

  • @darthclarkef and hideous hands

  • South park did the exact same joke,except it was funnier and more well thought out

  • @PachydermSouthbound yeah and in half the time

  • I can't believe how immature people of the male sex are! Do you losers ever grow up? You ought to be ashamed, making fun of someone over something nature gave them that they have no control over! At least SJP tries to make the best of what she has! She has a great body that she works to maintain, dresses fashionably, and wears makeup; the rest is out of her hands! I suggest you assholes go searching for your lost moral compass.

  • @jfkjrlover So says the woman that idolizes a rich pretty-boy from a politically.powerful family. Looks aren't the only thing that is superficial.

  • @jfkjrlover You know whats ironic? I knew allot of girls that would call each other pretty but as soon as they turned their backs they would instantly call them ugly or what she was wearing was hideous.

  • @HirachieOfSociety Welcome to the crazy world of 'women logic' ;)

    You can either buy a ticket and spend a lifetime trying to understand wtf is going on on this crazy ride.....or choose for the quicker option of having a sex-change operation with hormone therapy.

    Though I think even that last one will only allow you to scratch the surface of understanding and I'm not sure I would be willing to commit THAT much in order to understand women, fully ^^

  • @jfkjrlover I'm a girl and I found it funny

  • @Funnydude4321 well her face is some kind of ass rotflmfao

  • I thought she or it is a Transvestite Donkey Witch? Hmmm

  • Sarah Jessica Parker sounds like a man in this video..

  • "eat shit, that's why....dickhead"

  • I'm curious now, How was it different?

  • YES!!!!! I JUST WON 30 BUCKS!!! ME AND SOME DUMB ASS HAD A BET THAT ITS FROM COCC AND NOT FAMILY GUY!!

  • Who is Sarah Jessica Parker? Sorry, I'm Mexico ._.

  • @makotomikami That ugly fucking chick from Sex And The City lol :P

  • I've never even heard of Sarah Jessica Parker before watching this... :p

  • I'm a glass of scotch and I find this oofensive.

  • I wish I could watch Family uncensored all the time.

  • you just made the joke not funny

  • I love how the ice stays brown when the beer is out of the cup

  • Seth MacFarlane bashes Horses!

    That should be the title

  • OH I GET IT, IT'S BECAUSE SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOKS LIKE A HORSE, SO FUNNY

  • aawweessoommee

  • she sounds strangely similar to brian

  • I think its time we stop *puts on shades* horsing around *YEEAAAAAAHH*

  • ya

    

  • meh...

  • I thought that white guy was Eminem.

  • Lol!!!!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that horse is mad!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • hahahaha hilarious that horse just shut the black dude up lol

  • Why i am laughing

    Because this is funny ass SHITT

    Thank You i WILL BE HERE WHOLE WEEK

  • I watched this clip somewhere else but there was a different, on that one the horse says Screw you at 0:13 instead of fuck you, and also he says bite me at 0:50 instead of eat shit and also he says douche-bag instead of dickhead at 0:51, WHAT THE HELL

  • @XOoNOORALDEENoOX hrm.. a version without swearing perhaps?

  • @kpsnnf I came with the same explanation but why?

  • @XOoNOORALDEENoOX a version that is aired earlier than 9pm i suppose.. in the UK you wont find much profanity in tv shows before 9, they mostly start at or after, i dont know how it is in the US

  • @kpsnnf They edit everything here in the U.S. You know because kids could pick it up and then hey watch out it's a slippery slope you know. Stupid because it'a not like it's helping anything I mean look at all the violence we have.

    Still I wouldn't let kids at a certain age watch it with profanity. XD

  • @kpsnnf in the US, the TV shows cuss all the time (we can't wait till 9pm apparently)...we're a classy bunch of people. No wonder the world hates us, lol.  We do our part to make sure our kids turn out as bad as us as quickly as possible. Why should they have an innocent childhood? We demand that Hollywood visually and audibly rape our children of any innocence as quickly as possibly. Even as I speak a "cuss words for your baby" cd is in production - just kidding :P

  • @nathanieldurkin1 I love Family Guy, but it's on way too early. I wouldn't let my kids find out it even exists until they were 15 at least. It's just not in the interest of the industry to make smart, witty programming for kids. There were some exceptions 30 or so years ago, but since then anything for kids is hopelessly puerile.

  • @ion010101 Well, for the most part, I think the simpsons cartoon did an ok job of making episodes for adults and children, but even they pushed the limits. TV shows really should be separate for adults and kids and they generally are. I'll make exception for "House Of Paine" (2 or 3 tyler perry day time, family-based, tv shows), "Cosby Show", etc.

  • @nathanieldurkin1 Children's shows should work for both children and adults. Shows that are for children only are invariably condescending and treat kids like they're fatuous idiots (cause many adults prefer to see them that way). Disney does this thing, it's called using "Disney eyes"... the characters have wide staring eyes that say, "hey kids, aren'tcha excited about this!!!!" Everything they do is an ad for itself, an exercise in cynicism, exploitative of kids' weaknesses.

  • @ion010101 That's interesting. What TV show successfully achieves what you believe to be a good show for adults and kids?

  • @nathanieldurkin1 Anything that's genuine. By "adult" I don't mean complex or for adults, just something adults can appreciate b/c it's well done and genuine. Any kids show will feature child actors who look Ken and Barbie doll pretty and who "act" like they're trying to act like their adult counter parts (say, if they're doing a "kids news show") while at the same time condescending to being "down with the kids" (token light skinned black who has dread locks and a heart felt attitude)...

  • @nathanieldurkin1 ...the only contrast to this I can think of off the top of my head is, "You Can't do that On Television". Wonky, corny jokes... but it was genuine. The kids look like real kids and played it as themselves, not an artificial version of how they think adults would do it. Indeed, the last time you could get away with that seems to have been the late 70s/ 80s. What about movies? I hate comic characters, but the 1978 Superman was a great movie - because it was *well done*.

  • @ion010101 yeah, comic characters still resemble sterotypical 1950's cartoon characters with all of the negative assumptions for both genders which is beyond lame. I just feel out of place for witnessing the existence of such lame entertainment. Yes, the 1978 superman movie was great because it was story driven, not explosion, nudity, shock-value driven like many movies today. Good story telling is an art form and I respect it.

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  • AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE FAMILY GUY

  • @JamileMadrox

    my Spanish is not that good but No, todos estos clips no tienen nada que ver con el individuo de la familia, que se hizo para una colección de DVD llamada Seth MacFarlane Cabalgata de la comedia. Debido a que fue dirigida por Seth y los productores de la serie, los clips de imagen y sonido idéntico al individuo de la familia

  • top gear said it first!!!

  • eat shit, thats why. Dickhead

    Classic

  • @nkaneti

    the joke is that Sara Jessica Parker, according to Seth MacFarlane, looks like a horse cause of her "long face."

  • @MasterOfFire2468 de hecho sale en otro clip de Family Guy donde Peter le da de comer como un caballo a Sarah Jessica Parker

  • i dont get it????

  • @nkaneti Sarah jessica parker looks like a horse

  • @Pepsiitate No its a misunderstanding Sarah Jessica Parker looks like that because she got fucked by a horse.

  • wow, nailed it.

  • Stupid transvestite donkey-witch

  • 9 people had to choose between "Kirsten Dunst & Sarah Jessica Parker in a hot body weird face contest"

    Ha! I love Family Guy

  • 9 people are horses with long face

  • "hello einstein......hooves, no fucking thumbs" loved that

  • Way to beat a dead Sarah Jessica Parker

  • Sarah Jessica Parker looks like the inside of a dead dog's ass, but I'd fuck her.

  • @Lassannn from behind though XD

  • cheap shot

  • sarah jessica parker's face actually looks like a foot in my opinion

  • So..... Is that horse talking?

  • why is there so few black baseball players? because they're always stealing bases hahahahaha! classic.

    

  • LMAO!!!! the end is just brilliant.

  • Why are you in a bar ?

    Eat shit , that's why... dickhead !

    ahahahahahahahahhaahhaa !

  • Bahaha the end jus killed me lmfao

  • who's Sarah Jesica Parker?

    i don't get many of the jokes because they make fun of stereotypes of ways of life, and celebs that i never even heard of!

    the Simpsons rarely do that and they are as funny as hell

  • @voltex12345 She is the protagonist of the TV series called "Sex and the City". She also has a long face, like a horse, so they make fun of her.

  • why you at a bar?

    eat shit thats why, dick head

    lmfao

  • looool why does everyone make fun of sjp's face? jhesssh ther's even a website dedicated to it.

  • cuz they always stealin' bases HA HA HA HA >(

    lol this horse been smokin sumthin

  • HAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • Press 2 and then 8 for awesomeness

  • @UdoLP nothing happened.

  • @degeneratelifecycle if you hit both buttons in sucsession it says "you dickhead"

    While whether or not this qualifies as awesomness is debatable, something DID happen.

  • @Deathnotefan97 mwaaa hah ahahahah. I dont know why it didnt work before. That...may be awesome, not sure...but it was certainly funny

  • Eat shit thats why dick head... hahahaha

  • :-( As a long faced female, I find this highly offensive lol

  • ...Lol

  • This is funny I'll rate it five sta

    oooooooooooooooooooooooh

  • I cant stop watching this shit omg, its so funny, but hey next time dont give away the punchline in the title :)

  • 5 people are afro-american

  • best punch line ever! :D

  • @JimmyHendrix321 LOLLLLLLLLLLL, that's fuckn racist dude

  • @JimmyHendrix321 why blacks hate asperin?

    because they have to pick up the cotton

  • 5 persons like Sara Jessica ParkerxDDD

  • at first i thought he sed "buck you"

  • sarah jessica parker? who is?..

  • @TheBloodning1 thats a good question

  • You do know that the title pretty much screwed up the punchline. not being a jerk just an observation.

  • Hey, next time don't give away the punchline in the title.

  • @JRockstar50 Hey next time don't say " Dn't give away the punchline in the tittle" Since you made it obvious!

  • For Parker jokes i like the south park episode Scrotie McBoogerballs, they have much better jokes about her

  • I may look stupid but I dont get that racist joke? :S

  • "eat shit thats why..dick head"...hahahaha

  • Stilling bases?, LOL; epic fucking racist horse.

  • why are you in a bar?

    eat shit thats why.

  • i love how its just brian/seth macfarlane's voice for SJP LOLLLL

  • ROFL

  • Why is the punchline in the title? Not cool, completely ruins it. I knew what was coming. Please change the title!

  • sarah jessica parker looks like a horse and a foot

  • why are u in a bar ? eat shit thats why .

  • why arent there many black people playing baseball......I love it !!!

  • thank you for giving away the joke in the title moron

  • South Park did it just a bit better :)

  • Then why are you in a bar?

    eat shit, thats why dickhead.

    fucking epic

  • it looks like family guy but i wanna know the exact show and the episode becuase i wanna start watching it

  • @wrath0f Seth McFarlane's cavalcade of Cartoon comedy.

  • lol this shit is my fav one.

  • Seth Macfarlane is fucking awesome

  • no fucking thumbs xD lol

  • Eat shit! That's why, dickhead! :D

  • Damn!!! Seth mc Farlane is the MAN!!!

  • That horse is waaaay too hotter than Sarah Jessica Parker!

  • The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse did not approve of this video.

  • 4 ppl r Sarah Jessica Parkers >:(

  • "they why're you in a bar?"

    "eat shit, that's why, dickhead."

    xD

  • hello einstein, hooves

  • boom headshot

  • eat shit thats why...dick head

  • Sex n da siddy

  • thumb up if u write in google "sarah jessica parker" after this.

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  • ....with this sword I dub thee...DISSED! Damn. That was...I mean just...damn!

  • ROFL I didn't see that coming

  • XD BWAHAHAHA

    

  • "Well, why are you in a bar?"

    "Eat shit, that's why. Dickhead."

  • @13Davontae hahah my favourite part <3

  • i will put the whole seth macfarlane's cavalcade on the youtube so everyone can enjoy the movie!!

  • that was great man

  • FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

  • LITERALLY PISSED MYSELF....... CLASSIC

  • hey......fuck you

    epic

  • this is my shit! 

  • Fuck Sarah Jessica Parker

  • @Tahmmo no thanks

  • @KRAZZYKARL123 haha

    

  • @KRAZZYKARL123 Totally agree with you there, should have written it in a more clear way like "Sarah Jessica Parker makes a horse look sexually compelling in comparison to her".. But its easier to say "Fuck"

  • @Tahmmo Ew...why would anyone want to do that?

  • @Tahmmo you like fucking horses? :D

  • @Tahmmo I'd rather not fuck her...