Sex sells

[xDustyRocker77x]

sex sells, also drugs

[Beulah502]

What are you doing here??  You are boring.

[mexicanmanjohn]

January back when Myspace was cool

[Giddyup0]

she's gorgeous

[drmba1]

Scruffy,

Get a shave !!!

[maineiacial]

what, shes at a resort, which one?

[samanthawpg]

can I be your split screen girl lol

[samanthawpg]

hooray for boobies lol

[samanthawpg]

Talk about common sense

and if it was water it would be sold out!!!!!!

[CandyyyMann]

Officially distracted

[fireboy3666]

chatango has evony ads a lot

[Clarkticus]

Nice, girl was very good looking

[killerbob6250]

i had no clue what the hell u said when she took her shirt off i had to rewind it lol

[pancakemastr]

lol why are you on myspace? MORE CHICK WITH BRACES!

[DevinDominance]

backdoor blasters 9, hahaha!

[josephgelb]

Cool videos thankyou for dropping by.

[STARRBUCK1973]

METAL MOUTH GIRL AT THE END..LOL!!!

[Reaper8365]

:o so ture

[rory1809]

fucking hell shit

[rory1809]

shit vidoe man

[WatchRyder]

Not a bad vlog man!

SimplyMelissa is hot! Well done babe :)

Capt Fury? What a quiry name for a comedian! LOL

[skidawg22]

That's actually pretty funny - and true. Keep up the good work.

[missmemissy]

hahaha i was watching this and there was an Evony add on the side of my screen with a half naked chick on it...bizarre

[leftgreenthumb]

were you saying something?

[golfingdisaster]

uh...what?

[hijazna]

lols, so true, so true.

[BigMarsh]

How'd you like the first 8 Backdoor Blasters?

[brassassmonkey]

rite i thought evony was like a porn game before i clicked on it

[philscartoons]

sorry? what were you saying?

[shimbob]

u still managed to say something witty after that bout of insecurity. fucking corners on your shit. thats a WIN

[TAMMpON]

I see why you picked her Steve cause she is totally hot, so I think I remember that you have proved some point, but I just forgot what and the heck you just said!?!:)

YOu gotta love how a hot girl can make something out of nothing coming too your mind!:)

peaceouTy

TAMMpON

[drizzle1251]

cool

[songofanime]

If you feel that way.

[loverrboii00]

lol nice intro

[that1native2]

@ JustA11en hey man i havent shaved since i was 14 lmao yea i had facial hair i know creepy but soon you will come to find chicks dig this shit man : )

[JustA11en]

you need a shave soldier. >:)

[CloneofSephiroth]

lol ^.^ that was funny :D

[BEDLAS07]

Another outstanding video by Cpt. Fury. 5***** brother!

[ScSa4ever34555]

awesome ;)

[SSselfsponsored]

ew braces lol

[HappyMarilena]

LOL that was hilarious

[Blinkazoid]

I'm sorry, were you saying something?

[3LMUZIKAL]

yea dude i have seen the EVONY thing man you think its a porn site but when you click on it takes to a chitty game with bad graphics

[katalina2007]

LOL! Good one--yes, Evony sucks for that!

[farnium]

Haha That was quite lolsome. :D

[roachclipz420]

lol thats y i dont go on there alot xD just like once every month maybe

[marymertz1]

Hey... why didn't you have your lovely spouse be the "hot gal?!" Hmmmmmmm?????????

[captainfury2007]

She refuses to be on camera!

[worldsmostfunrocker]

backdoor blasters 9....

[captainfury2007]

1 through 8 were pretty good.

[BAZHE]

so true

[Skaramine]

Yeah, what you said, Cap. Indeed...

(Seriously, Simplymelissa, you gotta ask?)

[gibbson90]

haha i know exactly wat ur talking about with those online RPG games with the hot woman

[PrincessDiana161]

I have no clue what I was gonna say... was watching a Gerard Butler movie while watching this video and didn't hear a word you said.

[Menn019]

C'mon Stevie!

Meanwhile you've above the videoinfo

a hyperlink saying "Free sex" above the

subbutton while the hottest vid of you

is a vid you showing your boobies!

But the lady looks good!

What was i saying again?

[justinml]

what did you say?...

[fehquig]

Suitable ending...

[MarcianoMMA]

haha. She was smokin hot

[cdmaan]

You have +1 sub. this video was awesomely true!

[SuperAfda]

What...I'm sorry I was distracted

[unicycleboy31902]

do you really know that girl??

[Teekles]

....its true, one of your most viewed videos....probably because the game name has the word sex in it.

[JoelZProductions]

"and it had corners on it." Dude not gonna lie, I lol'd pretty hardcore at that. Like, you don't even know.

[captainfury2007]

I know you've had em too. Like shitting unchewed Doritos.

[JoelZProductions]

it's the dry winter air, breaks the skin every time

[SatuMitsumi]

Oh, CaptainFury...you sillyface. :3

[captainfury2007]

Thanks!!! XD

[lowell191]

funny dude. she is hot. love the braces. ooooh!

[captainfury2007]

I know.  BACK OFF SHE'S MINE!!! LOL

[ghidfg]

fucking lol didnt watch ur vids in a while till i saw a chick as the pic. gonna start watching again. do more cat vids btw!

[ilovebekah]

that chick really IS distracting, but mainly cuz she's moving and you're...not.

[bearchay889]

Much better than the ad i keep hearing on tv latenights it has this woman talking about reusing cathaders(sp) that ad could really use some sexin up it's the most off putting ad ever.

This though was well done.

[kenrg]

Backdoor Blasters 9? Damn, six was the last one I was aware of...

And I would never try to use sex to get video views. I would never title a video with something like "Am I Gay" and load up the keywords with words like "lesbian" and ... oh, wait I think I just did that.

Ummm... Can I borrow that footage of Melissa?

[mikenike40]

wait whaaaat? didnt cath that was lookin at the hot chick ahaaaaaaaa

[ActionJacksonable]

yepp, totally agree

[pickofthepatch]

Sorry didn't do a thing for me.....

Get some hot firemen, then! I'll forget!!

[sheri226]

Great video.. you've got quite the imagination!

[riolu45]

what happened?

[LuckyStrike502]

Did you say something?

[Ryfasol]

Funny thing about Evony, all of those pictures are lifted directly out of lingerie magazines without permission haha.

[andymooseman]

Who was that beardy guy in the video?

[xCyanide37x]

lmao another great vid XD

[funnyvidsSUBSCRIBE]

ur one of my favorite youtubers!!

[hmpnowheeldrive]

This video changed my life, I understand you CPT, the fucken corners hurt. Back to the video I dont know about ass a nine, but I'd give her face that at least that, plus that was all we could see.

[dredlocks666]

NOICE 5 STARS

[Montagraph]

Good one!

[kellyg5]

ha ha ha great video!!!

:)

Kelly G!

[dl737]

Yes it does and you picked an excellent salesperson :)

[captainfury2007]

She's a trooper!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,captainfury.

Um,What were you saying? My train of thought got derailed...

[captainfury2007]

Why don't you have hot alien porn on your channel?

[Blargaldalien]

Palmface! Doh!

[2DollarBOB]

Umm what did you say all I could think about is that sexy chick what I would do to her... LAWL

[captainfury2007]

yeah she's a littl out of my league. Don't steal a ferrari if you can't drive one. LOL

[Dozzer]

My myspace problems are solved with a firefox add on called adblock plus. So that i'm not distracted to do my msing stuff

I was thinking i was the only one who saw the evony ad too. I don't get it at WHOLY GOD HOT PINK BRACES FTW

[captainfury2007]

LOL!!!

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

lol,

hahahaha

**Kisses**

[captainfury2007]

Thanks!

[neufy123456]

LOL "Back door Blasters 9." And I'm glad you didn't resort to using hot women in your...

wait what was i saying?

[captainfury2007]

Something about sex with appliances. I think you should seek counseling.

[neufy123456]

lol

[8B6EB8]

wait, what was that video about??

[captainfury2007]

Midget porn

[jagjagin]

haah shit with corners, and the woman would of been hotter, if she didn't have braces, but it was funny. YOU ROCK!!!

[captainfury2007]

WHAT!??? braces are hawt! Like glasses.

[jagjagin]

glasses i agree, but braces are an acquired taste.

[xesiria]

lol sh*t i can't even log into my Myspace, lol even when they send me my pass, and all those friend invits :) it's been years since i could log in. lol and the most lovely lady you had in your out-tro... too Hot.. what was i going?

[captainfury2007]

LOL yeah Facebook is bad with all of the game suggestions...

[XxGrantSGxX]

Anybody catch what he said after 2:30?

It all seems a daze to me...

[captainfury2007]

Yeah, i said that my rash on my penis was ... hot girl hot girl hot girl hot girl hot girl hot girl and infected.

[seraphincoven]

LoL..What?

[captainfury2007]

LOL.

[XAytherxRedictusX]

Do what? Hm? I'd never do it either....

Wait, do what again?

[captainfury2007]

Make toast in a tub.

[OhCurt]

Backdoor Blasters 9 was so deriviative of Backdoor Blasters 5.

Ps. I LOL'd.

[captainfury2007]

Especially the stunt cock. Have you ever seen Orgasmo?

[steveincairo]

Never do what?? I was distracted.

And dumps with corners can kill. I almost had anal hemorrhaging the first cubed turd I had. FYI. Haha! Perhaps too much information.

[captainfury2007]

Been there. Like pooping unchewed Doritos.

[SimplyMelissa101]

LOL omg!

Even better than I expected.. too funny !

:)

[captainfury2007]

Thank you so much. To be hinest, I was worried that it was a little flat. I thought I just wasn't delivering it, but this worked like a charm!!! You have a ton of people that are checking you out now too!

[SimplyMelissa101]

LOL omg man you're comments are here are crackin me up lmao! I love being cool shit

[captainfury2007]

You ARE cool shit! I told you!!! I thought we had this big long heart to heart? You're a rock star.

[jensbjoern]

Sorry, what were you saying again? :P

[captainfury2007]

Nothing. - sigh - nothing at all.

[NBMonkey]

I'm sorry.. what were you saying....? *drool*

[captainfury2007]

LOL. Have a napkin.

[Scorch251]

as soon as she started coming on screen I couldn't stop laughing

[captainfury2007]

Thanks. She was so shy and uncomfortable. She's cool shit.

[bluemoonminis]

lol corners

[captainfury2007]

poopy corners.

[LeSaMilano]

haha - I'm going to have to enlist Melissa!

[captainfury2007]

She was such a trooper. What are you talking about? you're hawt too!

[bones22j]

Oh Captain Fury!!! Wow I didn't even notice you. Were you saying something?

[captainfury2007]

No, - sigh - nothing at all.

[justmom66]

LOL your nuts man =]

[captainfury2007]

Thanks!

[frosk8ter]

lollllll

[captainfury2007]

Thank you!

[benzone50]

LOL!

[captainfury2007]

Thanks!

[ralfonzo83]

brilliant!

[captainfury2007]

YOU FUCKING ROCK RALF!!!

[rewboss]

Sorry, what were you saying? I was distracted by the "Free Sex" banner pointing to your Subscribe button...

;-)

[captainfury2007]

I - ahem - yes well...

[expressomax]

welcome to my world. No one watches me, and I work hard to come up with ideas. :-(

[captainfury2007]

Some of my best videos have the lowest views.

[ChristopherMast]

Match is a good source of some mad tail

[captainfury2007]

Well, yeah, but look at me. If I wasn't married I would be happy with some mildly annoyed tail.

[mshort1974]

stevie that vid was awsome

[captainfury2007]

Thank you so much!

[painkiller9404]

Yea...nice outro !!

[captainfury2007]

Sugartalker is awesome!

[painkiller9404]

jaja

[painkiller9404]

Took a dump too :D:D:D

[captainfury2007]

With corners.

[MadBadVoodo]

Brilliant!!

[captainfury2007]

Thanks!

[anniehiggy]

No, you need to drink V8 everyday...not V-squared...

[captainfury2007]

I'm sorry, I'm dumb, you lost me.

[abbyroadme]

I think someone video bombed your video. lol.

[captainfury2007]

LOL

[3BallJosh]

backdoor blasters 9 was OK, but it will never beat 7. 7 was the shiznit!

[captainfury2007]

I know! Midgets with guns FTW!

[3BallJosh]

she's purdy

[captainfury2007]

Yep.

[superdeepdiver]

that. was. hot.

[captainfury2007]

Thanks, I combed my hair.

[wickedBABZ]

It annoys me but i'm used to it... that's the sad part...

[captainfury2007]

Yeah, me too. Sad.

[GoucheGizmo]

Evony, i hear that game is really shit and they just sucker people in with NAKED WOMEN.

[captainfury2007]

Yeah, I t looks like it.  I started it and played for less then a minute and thought "lame"

[DarkMatter2525]

I don't hate people who use beautiful women to get attention. What really pisses me off is when someone has a little hole in the back of their steering wheel. On second thought, they probably wouldn't know about the hole. So, I guess I could forgive them. I mean, how could they know...unless they got it on video or something.

[captainfury2007]

LOL Today was the first time I ever saw that

[DarkMatter2525]

@captainfury2007, okay. I forgive you, my child.

[pfcmarine0311]

hahahaha i couldnt keep focus on you man lol the women is beautiful

[captainfury2007]

I know man she is so beautiful, and fucking smart too. I can't stand giggly bubble gum bitches.

[pfcmarine0311]

yeah trust me i know what your saying man.

[timido66]

Why did you stop talking at 2:28? Weird.

[captainfury2007]

LOL

[APOKALYPSE34]

wait what where saying?? sorry !

[captainfury2007]

I don't remember.

[Midnightx77]

funny lol

[captainfury2007]

Thankx

[lestudio76]

That intro still cracks me up.

You should see me in karaoke