@Kingofcorrect That's what they said about John Wayne Gacy. Invited over for dinner and next thing you know you're hanging from your wrists counting ceiling tiles to pass the time.
I've bought Tampoons in the past for my wife, and some old girlfriends. I don't browse for the one they ask for, I grab the big goalie pad ones. They never ask again.
@Socomwiz How dare they insult a man of his stature? Jimmy's a gentleman and a scholar, the mere fact that they think he might be a criminal offends me, sir!
Good vid.From the obvious "security" guy with the scarf to the horse teeth havin' Hispanic chick to the lil midget,man-child guy standing against the wall.
this is one of my favorite all time Opieradio videos. This should be expanded to a full-length documentary of Opie, Jimmy and Kenny learning about "women products"
i hate disguised security guards in stores or people that work there and keep close to me when i go to places i dress like a fucking hobo but i go to these stores everyday and they always follow me, i always take my time and shop with my back turned to them to piss them off
That was funny with the stupid "security" guy. They should have had Kinny body slame him! Or Jim could have turned around and scared him for being to close.
I'm a chick and I'd NEVER send my guy out for "feminine" products. That's just harsh. Unless I despised him and wanted to humiliate him. Is this Yimmy's punishment for not watching "Love Happens" with his girl?
I agree totally, I'm a chick too and the worst I've ever made a guy do is drive me to the store so I could buy tampons for myself. If he wanted to go completely to the other side of the store I could have cared less. But really, Jimmy ilu but you're pussy whipped if you're buying your girl pads, seriously.
I work in a Bakery and Last week i fucked a warm loaf of bread and caught a yeast infection,
The next day my crotch was crusty and my penis kept rising. Yesterday I proceeded to jerk off using a tube of vaginal antifungal cream for lubrication .
Today my penis is cured .
So Tomorrow I will butter an English muffin with my cream cheese filled corissant .
God damnit Opie, you're a funny mother fucker. Originally I'm laughing at the idea/visual of the 3 of you guys just so out of place there in that silly isle, but then end!! That poor guys just standing there all "leave me along just go away.." and of course you get him! Brilliant!
i wonder how this looked to other people in the store to see a man who looks like a out of shape johnny cash a big tall buffon and opie video taping jimmy buying pads.
how apporiate it even comes with an oxygen commerical
drunkNbored9 2 weeks ago
holy shit, when she smiles it looks like her gums are about to fall out
stringsin 2 weeks ago
so it took 2 min for this video to load because someone had to put ads before it to make a few bucks.
TheEnforcer58 2 weeks ago
"What're you thinking about? Anything?"
reddeve10 2 weeks ago
fuckin CS Kenny's reaction @ 0:16 is classic! Hahaha
reddeve10 2 weeks ago
Jimmy looks like a retarded Joe Pesci
mattd687 2 weeks ago
whats ur story character?
hyptnotize00 2 weeks ago
I hope a black Fist knocks those stupid risky business sunglasses of lil jimmys face.... LOVE YA JIM!!!!!
TheMaskedoutlaw 2 weeks ago
Am I the only guy that noticed the 'Infinity Heavy Flow' pads instantly as soon as the camera panned over?
I hate my girlfriend.. WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO ME?!?!?!!!
xxxserialxxx 4 weeks ago
1:12
Peppermint Starlites, for when your pussy bleeds
xXXJimboSliceXXx 1 month ago
Dry box.. hahahh
xxxserialxxx 1 month ago
"I usually make her sit in the garage."
Hilarious.
iamthegreatest2006 4 months ago 6
Did anybody notice the weirdo that walks into frame at 1:24 and tries to get noticed on camera?
fyfytj 5 months ago
I use to work at a beauty supply store and a woman returned a tube of lipstick. She said "This lipstick is dryer than my vagina!"
SilentMelody04 5 months ago
Cunt blood all over Jimmys mattress
captainbatguano 5 months ago
Jimmy is so goofy and harmless looking, i love him.
Kingofcorrect 5 months ago
@Kingofcorrect That's what they said about John Wayne Gacy. Invited over for dinner and next thing you know you're hanging from your wrists counting ceiling tiles to pass the time.
Don't worry doll, this will be over soon....
BNicodemo 5 months ago
EWWWWWW Vagina Fungus.
maplebudsfan 6 months ago
I've bought Tampoons in the past for my wife, and some old girlfriends. I don't browse for the one they ask for, I grab the big goalie pad ones. They never ask again.
maplebudsfan 6 months ago
"This is awful." That made me lol.
metalrulez4evr 7 months ago
Peppermint candies say HELLO THAR.
Knottsy 7 months ago
Make her sleep in the garage.... Classic Jimmy line
xcgonzalez 7 months ago
apparently womens' babymakers need more upkeep than my mazda's transmission.
ajpoopieschitz 7 months ago
...thats if you have drybox. theres something LOL about that
ajpoopieschitz 7 months ago
maybe the security guy was a listener too afraid to aproach for a pic.
fatgirlfister 8 months ago
haha "dry box"
longview1987 9 months ago
Fake Shopper's, only seen that shit once happen to a friend but you can easily tell for the way they act.
FuckingCrazyLunatic 9 months ago
Ted's dry vagina emporium!
Messyman16 9 months ago
Was that really store security? Wouldn't they assume the guy with the camera wouldn't be the one shoplifting? It wouldn't exactly be a subtle ploy.
Lillielgee 10 months ago
Nice vid. Very funny
BPjakehole 10 months ago
12 women have dry vaginas.
Okin17 10 months ago 2
go on more field trips you fucking waste of organs
hippotoast 10 months ago
You should have more videos like this one Opie... great little video.
LighterB 11 months ago
My teacher knew Kenny as a cop, lol
Kingofcorrect 11 months ago
why was store security after them none of them are black or hispanic
thefriendsociety 11 months ago
"The way it works is, if she needs these, she doesn't get one of those." LOL
hememsot 1 year ago
Kenny rocks!
sameer137 1 year ago
Is that horse-toothed cashier related to Voss?
Revenge241 1 year ago 2
fuckin doosh security, don't he know jimmy's a big star!
Socomwiz 1 year ago
@Socomwiz How dare they insult a man of his stature? Jimmy's a gentleman and a scholar, the mere fact that they think he might be a criminal offends me, sir!
iSOBigD 1 year ago 2
@iSOBigD mmm Indeed ::rubs mustashe::
Socomwiz 1 year ago
"And she put lol, ugh" Hahaha XD
AUSROTTENY2K 1 year ago
Buying tampons for your girlfriend? It's like a hack comedian bit from the 90's!
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
@CoolerKing37 I bet people tell you to die all the time. So why not just go for it?
deinse81 1 year ago
@deinse81 Who the fuck are you? Whoever you are, take your own advice.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
ha ha kiss on my list was playing in the background
Bennymac99 1 year ago
Should've just got a newspaper and a chain.
bassmike2 1 year ago
Jimmy's sexy.
DaveRocky27 1 year ago
My word, wasn't she a toothy little number !
vladlovesceltic 1 year ago 2
stupid fukn LP ur obviously exposed
1xDannyHey1x 1 year ago
Haha that fake security couldn't be any more obvious.
PsionicContra 1 year ago 2
I hate Jimmy's Ferris Beuller sun glasses.
pwnpower 1 year ago
11 people must have not heard jimmy's fart
s2000oholic 1 year ago
thank god i had a hystrectomy thank you lord no more dry box
michelleleawaldrop 1 year ago
"I usually make her sleep in the garage"
Fucking awesome!
ramza813 1 year ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
thank god i no longer have a period
michelleleawaldrop 1 year ago
Subscribing
XYZfilmz1 1 year ago
Good vid.From the obvious "security" guy with the scarf to the horse teeth havin' Hispanic chick to the lil midget,man-child guy standing against the wall.
dubbsway4life 1 year ago
this is one of my favorite all time Opieradio videos. This should be expanded to a full-length documentary of Opie, Jimmy and Kenny learning about "women products"
kiersh 1 year ago 2
@kiersh Right on!!
OlviMasta77 1 year ago
i like these vids
lumberjak1984 1 year ago
Kenny @ 0:20 LOL
iamyourgranddaddy 1 year ago
I love Jimmy's "yuck" face.
jcice3 1 year ago 3
its a smorgasbord of cunt plugs
rexdart936 1 year ago
Beautiful cinematography. Kubrick would be proud.
SockMyDink 1 year ago
I'm glad I'm not a chick, and don't bleed out of my cunt monthly.
Sparisi1122 1 year ago
You guys are staring at those pads like it's the fuckin periodic table.
You guys should go on more field trips!
kamtiniyes 1 year ago
Little Jimmy must be banging Angelina Jolie... I can't see myself running that errand for anyone other than her, or a very hot dominatrix.
jakyll 1 year ago
HeHeHeHe
thorspinky 1 year ago
i hate disguised security guards in stores or people that work there and keep close to me when i go to places i dress like a fucking hobo but i go to these stores everyday and they always follow me, i always take my time and shop with my back turned to them to piss them off
pablow2310 1 year ago
Ah god, just buy her a diaper and be done with it.
00D00 1 year ago 3
look at the fucking chompers on that thing at the register
griffonstink 1 year ago 6
@griffonstink Haha xD
Akirathedon92 1 year ago
@griffonstink I would fuck her
OzzyFan87 2 months ago
love you guys.
panchetta1 1 year ago
I bet that dude at the end shot up the entire store seconds after they left.
kkurrukk 1 year ago
"heavy flow LOL - there's nothing LOL about that" haha
skkyzelda 1 year ago
Nice wayfarers Jim.
jacktheripper300 1 year ago
I love calling out those fake shopper security idiots. They walk around the store all day with one thing in their basket.
Kapus10 1 year ago
@Kapus10 So why are they idiots if there doing exactly what they're job entails them to do?
fivetoone5891 1 year ago
What the fuck?! Vaginal Anti-Fungal cream?! What's wrong with you ladies!?
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654
That's just biology man. The vagina is (typically) a dark, moist place which is perfect for microbial growth.
andrewtheman19 1 year ago
store security was about as subtle as an ebola virus
aallppiinnee 1 year ago 87
That was funny with the stupid "security" guy. They should have had Kinny body slame him! Or Jim could have turned around and scared him for being to close.
zekehooper 1 year ago
wow that cashier chick has come huge fucking horse teeth!
CPTGramKracker 1 year ago
@CPTGramKracker
It's like she has too many teeth.
fredlburrows 1 year ago
Haha "I wish they had a two pack".
jacktheripper300 1 year ago
youtube sucks cock now. nice comment section dicks!!!!
informer101 1 year ago
youtube sucks cock now. nice comment section dicks!!!!
informer101 1 year ago
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
informer101 1 year ago
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
informer101 1 year ago
Yimmy's Ray Bans are awesome!
batterez 1 year ago
FUCK YOU, I'd watch this over your whore mother getting deep dicked any day of the week.
danbnotme 2 years ago
I'm a chick and I'd NEVER send my guy out for "feminine" products. That's just harsh. Unless I despised him and wanted to humiliate him. Is this Yimmy's punishment for not watching "Love Happens" with his girl?
ShiksaWithChutzpah1 2 years ago 33
I agree totally, I'm a chick too and the worst I've ever made a guy do is drive me to the store so I could buy tampons for myself. If he wanted to go completely to the other side of the store I could have cared less. But really, Jimmy ilu but you're pussy whipped if you're buying your girl pads, seriously.
SlayerAngel90 2 years ago 7
This is why Lil Jimmy is sensitive in the morning. That creep in the background looks like Jason Statham with a case of the dry box.
RandyJeffRadio 2 years ago 6
You guys save any bucks?
ConspectuMortis 2 years ago
I want to see a fuckin Yimmy channel!
livevil1989 2 years ago 5
That broad had horse choppers.
jadedmastermind 2 years ago
the guy in the backround is looking like what the fuck is going on between 1:35 and 1:42
Nickelz22 2 years ago
ohhhhhhhhhhhh my girlfriend has a very dry box toodleydoo
tonybagadounuts 2 years ago 5
Hope Lil Jimmy got a rim job for that!!! Well deserved!!!
rossiabby 2 years ago
Where the FUCK is Super Saver Lilian? Anthony lied to us!
jonnychadootz 2 years ago
LMMFAO....."dry box"!
SGTSnakeUSMC 2 years ago
I LOVE MY DUBBLE BUCKS
lonebard 2 years ago
Gotta love the subtle "Loss prevention" staff.
BTTHEBAND 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I have a confession to make .
I work in a Bakery and Last week i fucked a warm loaf of bread and caught a yeast infection,
The next day my crotch was crusty and my penis kept rising. Yesterday I proceeded to jerk off using a tube of vaginal antifungal cream for lubrication .
Today my penis is cured .
So Tomorrow I will butter an English muffin with my cream cheese filled corissant .
I hope you like your breakfast in my bed ?
BUTCHYKID624 2 years ago
Sorry I couldn't spell LMAO ...
BUTCHYKID624 2 years ago
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BUTCHYKID624 2 years ago
"just take those old records off the shelf...."
74Lilly 2 years ago 2
nice sunglasses ya dick
FancyOwlMan 2 years ago
What do you do character for the Beaner at the door would have been better
FloridaShup 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
how old are you guys, seriously? this is so immature. you guys are acting like a bunch of teenagers. get a life, and grow up.
looneylrls 2 years ago
What are you thinking about? Anything? Lol
iscream22 2 years ago
A security guard secret shopper....what a douche! Like 3 grown men are going to steal maxi pads....Jimmy won't steal it until its good and used. yum.
nicolenadia1 2 years ago 3
Why are there peppermints hanging in the feminine products aisle. Look closely towards the beginning of the video.
robewanow 2 years ago
just as the "scene" with the check out girl is ending, jimmy says "i usually make her sleep in the garage"
tee hee
GetDead151 2 years ago
nice glasses jimmy ya fuck
ar15expert 2 years ago 2
@ 2:40 :
"The way it works is : If she needs these, she doesn't get one of those"
Jim, you are one funny bastard.
greenstorm11 2 years ago 3
God damnit Opie, you're a funny mother fucker. Originally I'm laughing at the idea/visual of the 3 of you guys just so out of place there in that silly isle, but then end!! That poor guys just standing there all "leave me along just go away.." and of course you get him! Brilliant!
samiwcp 2 years ago 2
So Jimmie farts and crop dusts the whole pharmacy?
AzureMach1 2 years ago 4
nice Raybans!
adouthitt 2 years ago 2
jimmys so fuckin funny thanx opie!
mctedster1 2 years ago
That's some funny shit .
udigom 2 years ago
Dry Box!!! LOL!!!
evenstill 2 years ago
Billy Joel called he wants his glasses back.
TheFaustianMan 2 years ago
Tell Roy Orbison to make his slit get her own pads! heheheheheh
dbeezycentex 2 years ago
Jimmy's future is so bright...
stangdude03 2 years ago
Why is Jimmy wearing Rick Astley sunglasses?
SanguineIllusion 2 years ago
Dry box. Classic.
BWATGGK 2 years ago
I like the new comment boxes you're adding
TaboriHK 2 years ago
Mints by the Pads. Happy Valentines Day. lol.
LilMotegi 2 years ago
horrifying
holytroz 2 years ago
I bet that chink behind the cash register has a cunt like a hyena's jaw
YonManc 2 years ago
how so? i'm having trouble visualizing this reference. It sure SOUNDS funny
slicknickverbs 2 years ago
guys may not be the most hygienic human beings in the world, but at least our dicks don't need antifungal cream, broads!!
SclafaniBagni 2 years ago
Most definitely a TV show with you 3!LOL!! awesome! Keep making those vids
Marbee777 2 years ago
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Marbee777 2 years ago
You guys gotta get a T.V. show.
kanzelone 2 years ago
Ouch, I pulled a muscle laughing...
eblevens 2 years ago
Look at Jimmy walking around trying to act cool like Chester Bennington.
staticks 2 years ago
they are lookin at those pads like they are trying to defuse a bomb
smalltowntexas86 2 years ago 2
i wonder how this looked to other people in the store to see a man who looks like a out of shape johnny cash a big tall buffon and opie video taping jimmy buying pads.
ajg12387 2 years ago
lol nice. I like the guy thinkin about dry box at the end
woodzip87 2 years ago
@woodzip87 forgot.
Dry dry dryyyyyyy vagiiina
woodzip87 2 years ago
Wow. Celebrities shop just like us common folk!
viceGTO 2 years ago 2
Jimmy should be sliding across a wood floor in his underwear with those glasses .....Zilch !
fowl444 2 years ago
Confusing feminine products.... Wish they would just invent a giant Q-tip.
guinnesslv 2 years ago
jimmy looks like bricktop from snatch
peeteedubs 2 years ago
LMAO @ 2:36 with the hall and oates music in the background
Satchfan10 2 years ago
That cashier had teeth you could open Coronas with.
sirka067 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAH that's hilarious
JG129 2 years ago
Glad you got a laugh. Haitians had better teeth than she did. Too bad, she would be way cuter if her tetth were fixed.
sirka067 2 years ago
gotta love the fake shopper.. sneaky douche
informer101 2 years ago
"I usually just make her sleep in the garage"... LOLOLOL
dozerking 2 years ago 4
dry box haha...jimmy is eFFing great..love the security guy pokin around too lol
JSouza1487 2 years ago
could be worse she could have missed her period.
bhp103 2 years ago 2
Jimmy: "I should make her sleep in the garage."
belovedideas 2 years ago 2
Does security really think that 3 grown men (or 2 grown men and Fezzik) are really gonna steal vag products?
the8thangel 2 years ago
Excuse me Doc, what do you recomend for drybox?
kinghouser100 2 years ago
That guy just watching them in the background enraged me. Wanted to bite his face
shepard45 2 years ago
i love how they put dinner mints with the feminine products
shocxxxx 2 years ago
good for jimmy while period sex is messy, its always great, and hes a sweet boy who deserves a great time
sman78spider 2 years ago
Holy shit, Rich Vos needs to buy his daughter some new teeth A*Slobber*AP
UnwantedZombies 2 years ago
Jimmy was on fire that day.
godxzero 2 years ago
i work at a cvs!
BreakingImageFilms 2 years ago
Was BaBaBooey's girl at the register? Holy Horse teeth, Batman!
mongothetrucker 2 years ago
LOL....loved it miss the old days when you guys had the walk over,,,,but thanks for the laffs LOL
damit2 2 years ago
welcome to ted's vaginal moisturizer emporium... next!
sackajapeanuts 2 years ago
OMG!!! I can't believe they charge $17.99 for liquibeads?
bige3az 2 years ago
@bige3az manhattan
s0undtribe 2 years ago
Shit who was that chick in the vid. She looks hot. She was a stewertis
wlpur4 2 years ago
love you guys when you're pestering civilians, reminds me of the walkover days.
hearthowl 2 years ago 2
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hearthowl 2 years ago
Jimmy in wayfarers buying pads make my day.