The Toyes- Smoke Two Joints

[dude75able]

777

[Cortake]

God damn it

78% Are dumb ass who think its Bob Marley when its not.

20% Are kids who say they smoke a lot of weed when they never smoked anything.

2% Are real reggae lover who understand the purpose of weed and really enjoy it.

[dude75able]

@Cortake Don't God's name in vain.

PRAISE JAH

[bunating]

I blaze fo soo many years  cuz I smoke so many joints by doing this hahah this song relates

[Ruby4Twilight]

You missed out the joints in the car :/ ... :L

[dude75able]

yes i

[heehee14]

you got the colors of his eyes backwards

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i

[refusedchad]

I speak for every white person by saying that I deeply, wholeheartedly apologize for every white person who thinks every reggae, dancehall, or dub track is by Bob Marley or Sublime. White people kinda suck for the most part.

[inedibleedible]

@refusedchad Shut up, racist.

To generalize is to be an idiot, ergo, whities ain't don't generally suck, people do.

[refusedchad]

@inedibleedible white people are the worst, deal with it. You can't even put a congruent sentence together. You say that to generalize is to be an idiot, and then make an even wider generalization?

[inedibleedible]

@refusedchad See, you hold my language over me like it matters.

Can you not just accept that at the time my heart was in the right place.

'Twas all in jest, my fair, uhm..Chad.

My point is we can't act like other people harbor the hate, look deeper and we're all the same.

[inedibleedible]

@inedibleedible btw

Can..place?*

My point is that*...hate;moreover, look*

Irie <3

[TheIdealCrew]

Sounds like Bob Marley, Damm crazy it's not, to bad i can't get this fucking version off of frostwire.

[SuperHiTV]

@TheIdealCrew get Youtube Downloader off of download.com and you can get it from here!

[crashroader]

@TheIdealCrew This totally does NOT sound like Marley. And thats comming from a white guy! U need to check your audio receivers in your head.

[dude75able]

HALLELUJAH

[powderyfool]

No it's usually mistaken for bob marley or sublime but it was originally written by the toyes

[AIlTruth1]

dude75able is gay.

[dude75able]

@AIlTruth1 Nah. stop your lies

[Leprechraun]

I thought was bob's song.. This one is better!

[doubleTroubleReturn]

@Leprechraun Its a common mistake. This music was written about 5 years before Bob's death.

[tipejou]

22 people took care of head

[FrankiePintado]

I've known about this one for years but never knew I was listening to a cover.

[nategarga]

i feel like smoking but i don't want to use my last joint

[dude75able]

777

[FunsPeople]

@soleslave23 No he can't suck your dick, he is dead.

[Xenodemic]

1:23

"At every 10,000 points"

The screen says 1000 :P

[therealraybaby]

#437(Tie)

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i and i

[ParasiticDaemon]

"Hey would you rather smoke two joints or do your homework?..........I knew you were going to say that."

[armedziak]

@ParasiticDaemon logic

[MRwhatshisface1000]

when this song came out bob marley had been dead for 2 years

[nuke97]

Covering and performing this tune at a venue in Los Angeles tomorrow!! Big show too! I'ts safe to say this will be crowd pleaser :D

[sublime3113]

22 dislikes on purpose to make the bar a joint

[armedziak]

Paint level : master :D

[dude75able]

777

[edusals]

22 people didnt smoke two joints!

[xGhEtOxTANKERx100]

i like how at 1:25 the song says 10000 but on the screen it says 1000

[dude75able]

777

[mrkilleraz09]

roses are red

violets are blue

im so high

bro im so fucking high

[NWAIZDASHIT]

...two bowls in the morning.. :D

[xmelancollie]

these drawings are absolutely amazing... after i smoke two joints

[msbassilcy]

T0YES are they south american BAND maybe cali dubs (latino dubs) nice sound :)

[PimpjuceNM]

@msbassilcy American...

[exOF100]

Isn´t it a song of Bob Marley? :-D

[Ruthless40831]

@exOF100 nah not every regae song is Bob Marleys

[fearlesss4]

@Ruthless40831 haha good 1

[z3r0lazurr]

@exOF100 No

[armedziak]

@exOF100 no



[dude75able]

HALLELUJAH

[stefankyokushin]

Love the video!! :)

[dude75able]

777

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i and i

[thelortz]

@soleslave23 your cool for coming to this video to say that. you cant hurt our feelings , were stoners

[cawykid1]

I didn't know people don't like sublime. They suck everything under the sun

[OrileyConner]

"I hope you hade fun" 3:34 Someone smoked two joints before, during, and, after they made this video... lol

[j4yd0h]

the slideshow accompanying the song is so lazy it's funny

[ottobry]

This version is by far the best. I grew up listening to this song before school every morning.. they played it on the local radio station, back in '91-'92. The Sublime version shortened it way too much. I was spoiled by hearing the original!

[thelortz]

@ottobry i do that too except im still in school

[MeatyMushroom]

1:55 - the crucified joint looks like a womble.

[alexander161192]

20 people disliked the video because they had only 1 joint

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i and i

[LeifBenedict]

Thank Satan this isn't another fucking sublime re-post.

[dude75able]

@LeifBenedict You need to shut the fuck up

[bO0Bi3zm4K3M3SmIl3]

I loved it... It was a masturpeice.

[strongo217]

20 people smoke brick weed

[QuiteNiceProduction]

forgive me. i used to think was bob marleys song. then i thought the original was sublime. then came to realise to my horror it was the toyes. I had been a foolish boy. But I am so glad I found the ORIGINAL eventually!!! Listened to this for about 4 years straight now :D

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i and i

[greenwildbeast420]

Sublime ruined this song

[whatupmaaan]

@greenwildbeast420 no. sublime FANS ruined this song.

[madmonster425]

20 people dislike this video because they dident smoke 2 joints

[rosseatsleepjdm]

ten thousand points not one thousand... these animations are soooo sketchy, love the song though

[MrSoullicker]

i like the part about smoking two more joints

[amirahmadd]

Good song , Creeepy animation and characters

[qtyopd]

"First take care of head"? Does he mean give dudes bjs?

[DangerousDave1956]

I Had One Of Tje First Album Pressed, It Was All Black With Three Songs On It. They Were DJ's From Hawaii!

[dude75able]

Jah blessings

[dude75able]

777

[josipa173]

motaj dušo,imala sam naporan dan,ma motaj 2 jer je rat

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i and i

[ACAPREDDUDE]

Better than Sublime's version!

[TheHoboslayer123]

The song is kinda funny but sublime made it waaaaaay better

[Runningman3200]

1:26 Dumbshit they say "every 10,000 points"

[4eRIc44]

@Runningman3200 You're a dumbshit. That's the point he's proving...

[dude75able]

JAH BLESS

[8GBStick]

BEST VIDEO EVER ! :DDDD

[infinityx420]

Jah bless the jobless

[TheMesofunny]

swa666



[thedoors919]

20 people found the word "dislike" absolutely hilarious

[dude75able]

777

[ZeroGSpacely]

@henchmen999 lol I thought it was tombstone

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i and i

[wakendbake420]

sublime deffintly made this song hella better

[coheed678]

i like how in the song it says 10,000 points but the video shows 1,000 points

[ThePretenders500]

I just got 10,000 points

[jonskleinman]

Of the 225,502 people who listened to this song, 20 don't smoke. Their loss. :)

[sharperguy]

This was used as the theme music for the game "Narc"

[bamboneski]

i like the part involving smoking 2 joints



[Rockytumblers]

Where can I get the self titled album for free?

[SnowboardOhio]

Hey, these guys smoke a lot of joints.

[ChingasosMMAVideos]

I'll be back, gotta go uhm....smoke two joints.

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i

[reggaedub1000]

would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework

[DikobraZoo]

@reggaedub1000 Is that a retorical question?

[MrPhishdix]

lol i like the ending don't do homework smoke weed

[ZeTakeALap]

can you imagine if you smoked that many joints! oh man!

[BezMonitora]

author of video musted smoke crack through a few years

[gabergum]

oh god, thank you who ever made this video, you've just ruined my life.

[fraquaz]

@gabergum lol why?

[0cliffemall0]

fail 1:25 the screen only says 1000 points

[dude75able]

Jah Bless i & i

[LongLiveRock105]

20 people never make it to 10,000 points.

[ZiGy14]

20 people must not smoke.

[DirtySanchez728]

@DaHawaiian990 yeah cause no one would go to work haha

[ZeroGSpacely]

19 people disliked the video because they did not like it.

[ronalhondo]

@ZeroGSpacely fuuuck you! i dont get it im to stoned from my 2 joints

[MrSmokeythedragon]

@ZeroGSpacely no shit sherlock

[Do0By1]

@ZeroGSpacely ...what?

[Sezzok]

@ZeroGSpacely BEST ♥

[mcguirk12]

@ZeroGSpacely We get likes for pointing out the obvious now? I like that people try to think of creative reasons why people dislked a video, at least its getting people thinking.

[NbCKaiZer]

@ZeroGSpacely 20 people disliked the video to make the bar look like a burning joint

[dude75able]

@DrugTestCongress ok....whatever, Gramps

[dude75able]

jah bless i & i

[riser202]

wtf is up with the pics

[TheBANANAMAL]

Carry on all you stoners! Peace!

[MrWill1986]

keep on blazing :)

[kevin652010]

One of the best white reggae songs ever!

[20081995Jan]

(___(__________() ڪے

[718whisper]

*correction

where can i learn to play THIS VERSION of the song on electric guitar?

[718whisper]

where can i learn to play this song on electric guitar?



[CroOokedTeEth]

where to download this free..?

[dude75able]

IF YOU CONTINUE TO HIT THAT REEFER, THESE SAME ALIENS WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MAMA AND URINATE ON YOUR COUCH! LEPRECHAUS WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND PUT POOP IN YOUR PANTS WHILE YOU SLEEP. So, the next time you feel like lighting up a fat blunt of sticky icky Chronic, remember that the unicorn inside my head only eats soy ice cream!

[killervirus]

@dude75able I think you've had 2 joints too much....

[dude75able]

@killervirus Nah. I'll think i'll have 2 more!

[killervirus]

@dude75able Haha, enjoy!

[dude75able]

@killervirus You too, brother!

[dude75able]

Hey kids.... this is Ganji Eagle-eye here with an important message:

Most people think that smoking pot, taking hookah rips of hash, and getting loaded is cool.

Sure, I enjoy doing gravity hits and dropping Ecstasy while an Asian hooker licks my feet! Next thing you know, you're 45 years old with no job, a disturbing rash in your crotch, & weed is your only friend! (bubble, bubble......) -cough-

DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS! IF YOU GET HIGH, ALIENS WILL ATTACK YOUR HOUSE!

[racerz510]

@dude75able <<<<<hahahaha this guy is on crack!

[dude75able]

@racerz510 it was a joke. Your on crack for taking it seriously.

How's the invasion going?

[racerz510]

@dude75able we killed those muther fuckers

[dude75able]

@racerz510 just like you killed a blunt! Yeah!

[dude75able]

777

[420SublimeLBC]

good song but i like Sublimes version better RIP Bradley Nowell

[dude75able]

777

[Zodiakpsy]

I smoked two joints during the song and then two more

[daviscampbello]

anybody else notice that when he scores 10,000 points, the video only shows 1,000 points?

[MicrowaveableKels]

@daviscampbello clearly hes a frybaag hahaha :p

[fire2blaze88]

Narc brought me here !!!

[718whisper]

@fire2blaze88 got it when it first came out for ps2

[dude75able]

thank Jah for the healing herb.

[xTRemXWeeD93]

Sublime version is way better to me...

[dasmegacool]

you forgot a " in the opening credits

[dude75able]

Jah Bless

[dude75able]

Jah Rastafari

[dude75able]

No jobski, no herbski!

[MegaKarec]

This video was crappy.

[dude75able]

777