Touhou Soccer 2- Mokou's Fujiyama Volcano

[saragondaa]

Hey! The ball didn't break the net for once!

[jarrodocus]

If the ball was kaguya's head, it should have quadrupled her pwnage points...

[BeyondBirthday18]

Me: Hey Mokou, the ball is Kaguya's head!

Mokou: Die you fucking bitch!!!!!!

[DarkSoul51210]

0:14 SMILE !!!!

[CristalFighter]

All that with hands in her pockets!

Impressive!

[carldudesons]

atatatatatatatatatatatatatatat­atatata !!!!!

[GlanksFlnks]

You know your not worth Mokous' time when she doesn't bother taking her hands out of her pockets.

[Mespritroth]

Remind me never to go in the net when playing Soccer in Gensokyo. In half of these, it looks like the goalie gets smashed if they even try to stop the ball...

[Buksunny619]

Liu Kang's Bicycle kick

[Sonicfalcon16]

The ball FUCK IT

[HirosamaNadasaki]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[Sonicfalcon16]

There's a mortal combat reference here some where

[ScorchyScorch]

She did it without ever taking her hands out of her pockets XD

[LordMyoo]

Foul! She kicked the ball!

[Kasei87]

Honto would be proud.

[Shadkuya22]

@Kasei87 yea like 1,000 times

[IronKingLeo]

Phuck yo ball !

[YoYoKirby1]

"I'm gonna burn it.. with fire!" If you get the reference.. I FEEL SOOO BAD FOR YOU

[ZeChibiRico]

Mokou is like one of the only one actualy using they're feets xD

[hydremajor]

In Gensokyo

Goalies doesn't stop balls

Ball stops goalies

[LittleMangaColours]

and she did that with her hands in her pockets the whole time

[YuTe3712]

I still haven't played this game nor do I have a clue as to what it is other than that it is REMOTELY related to what we call soccer/football. But these all have one thing in common: Touhou characters demonstrating a soccer-version of their most awesomest or stupidest attacks in the most comedic yet incredibly accurate portrayal of their OP-ness. XDXDXD

[devilman1996]

when mouko kick

mouko: atatatatatatatatatatatatta....­... wattaa!!!!!!!

[deadboy180]

Liu Kang's bicycle kick from Mortal Kombat, mmm? Just witha bit more... heat.

[frogmaster200]

Mokou's imagining that the ball is kaguya's face.

[BeyondBirthday18]

Me: Mokou, this ball is Kaguyas head

Mokou: Die you fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!

Me: Holy crap O__O''''

[freyes00]

moukou+kaguya+ball=a freaking tank o suiside

[freyes00]

moukou is the most aweome of all immortal of all time.

[eyescoldlemonade]

Why does the goalkeeper even bother?

[sweethalogirl321]

0:03 - 0:05 *Mokou is thinking this* Kaguya BOUGHT this ball

0:10 - 0:13 Kaguya MADE this ball

0:14 - 0:18 Kaguya IS this ball

[scarletpikawolf]

mouku= BAD ASS

[o0Shinobu0o]

Uhm. I have the feeling this is the first time anyone KICKS THE FUCKING BALL...

[Nidolord777]

How the f did that not break the goal?!

[LuckySmash9]

@Nidolord777 Apparently the goal is just as indestructiball (Ha) as the ball itself. Surprised there aren't more jokes about that to.

[zenthegreat666]

@Nidolord777 Better question- What the hell is the ball made of to survive Remilia's Giant Arrow, Komachi's Scythes, a Triple Final Spark, and this?

[Nidolord777]

@zenthegreat666 Remilia has a spear. Not an arrow. You see her use a bow? No.

[zenthegreat666]

@Nidolord777 Who the hell cares? I was talking about the soccer ball, not English terminology.

[Nidolord777]

@zenthegreat666 It's not english terminology... It's fact.

[Thisisforvortex]

@zenthegreat666 You're right its not important. thats why i take my sword to work everyday.

[zenthegreat666]

@Thisisforvortex I don't get it...

[Thisisforvortex]

@zenthegreat666 Ho its not a sword ? who the hell cares ? i was making an example not talking about english terminology.

[zenthegreat666]

@Thisisforvortex

-_- I didn't say anything about english terminology

[chelseafcrocks82]

She was probably thinking Kaguya's head was the ball.

[Xieryo]

I don't care what anyone else says, Mokou is a total BAD-ASS! Hands down my favorite touhou character. (Nazrin comes in second, cuz she's Nazrin)

[SonicMario777]

Mokou: If anyone says that I got a foul by kicking the ball, I will destroy them.

Kaguya: FOUL! She kicked the ball! XD

Mokou: KAGUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kaguya: Silly Mokou! XD

[xtrem3rd]

And yes... she does all this WITH HER HANDS STILL IN HER POCKETS.

[SmileyCantDance]

pretty sure the ball wouldve popped after the 2nd 3rd kick...coz it was on fire o.O

[SorceressKyrsty]

For some reason she reminds me of Knuckles here.

[msh11201996]

The guys didn't stop the ball because they couldn't, they didn't stop it because they wouldn't. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A SOCCER BALL WAS COMING AT YOU AT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND VOLCANOES!?

[Khazard1000]

@EniliasNailo Hmmm that sounds painful

[Khazard1000]

I wonder what Mokou would do if it was Kaguya face on the ball..

[yellowcaramellagirl]

Over 9000!!!!

[royokihokage]

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA WUTAH !!!!

[BeyondBirthday18]

Hey Mokou look! This is Kaguya's ball!!!

[chelseafcrocks82]

Foul, she kicked the ball!

[KaiserVadin]

IT BURNS !!!

[m0therchi3f]

Mokou: Falcon Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-­Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-­Ki-Ki-Ki-KICK!

[TomsWaffles]

@m0therchi3f Mokou: @#$& YES!! <.<

[WAWILON321]

BADASS

[ZenofSouls]

Mokou: RAGEGASM!!!!!!

*ballexplodes into the goal*

[TheYukikonata]

somebody took lessons from liu kang

[darkivan64]

@TheYukikonata Or fighting kirby

[theloltimatecold]

@TheYukikonata no,the real ones is vice versa,

[Ultima64]

She kicked the ball! FOUL!!!

[SonicMario777]

@Ultima64

*burned*

[torutheangel]

Mokou - The only person in Gensokyou who actually KICKS THE DAMNED BALL.

[Archimonde259]

@torutheangel MANnosuke? Wriggle? Meiling? Lol.

[torutheangel]

@Archimonde259 One of a handful, my mistake. XD

[DDRStar99]

shes imagineing the ball is kaguya

[Dewani90]

@DDRStar99 would be fun if the goal-keeper where indeed kaguya, altough she woud use "help me eirin " to stop the ball

[Natureman22]

Referring to my other comment about, "kicking the fucking ball," I see what happens when they do. And let me say, HOLYMOTHERFUCKTHISISAWESOME

[Shintear]

Final Attack Ride...MO-MO-MO-MOKOU!



[TrollAgainstTrolling]

Just the way this looks. It's going to become a Vocaloid dance. Just you wait, it'll be like the Japanese can-can.

[DJstagen]

@TrollAgainstTrolling Watch "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku" I think it already has...

[NoratheAngelSeedrian]

Mokou- Okay so the ball is immortal? ....Wait..... That reminds me of someone... OH! KAGUYA!!!

*Starts beating the crap out of the ball*

[JBsparta117]

OMFG

SHE KICKED THE BALL

I CALL FOUL ON THAT!!!!

[ZorkTheHedgehog]

@JBsparta117  do you REALLY wanna call a fowl on a girl that can turn you into ash in a matter of seconds?

[JBsparta117]

@ZorkTheHedgehog BRING IT ON! >:D

[Shintear]

The Shot of Fate!

GURREN-LAGANN!

wait...I mean

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

[darkivan64]

That´s a kirby attack

[killette2]

The ball used for this soccer game isn't filled with air, it is filled with the Hourai Elixir.

[4everMidna]

Okay who put a picture of kaguya on the ball?

[elstormo]

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY SOCCER!

[Maggeus]

@elstormo

Well, at least she kicked the ball.

Oh wait, that's a foul in Gensokyo. :$

[elstormo]

@Maggeus Well, one thing's for sure, Mokou's not very likely to be red-carded for handling :)

[Brutalist2k]

I bet she imagines Kaguya's face in place of the ball

[IMCRYSTALMAN]

Ball: whyb can't i die.....the pain!

[Petrico94]

death to kaguya

[GentlemanAeon777]

Now that I think of it, since Mokou is based off of Mario with a fire flower, wheres Luigi?

Oh wait, isnt that Ex-Keine?

[shinkukage09]

@GentlemanAeon777 How is Mokou based off of Mario? Where did Zun ever say that?

[GentlemanAeon777]

@shinkukage09 He did say that in some interview. He was inspired by other video games.

[tailstwister]

@GentlemanAeon777 Mokou was based on a Pheonix, and has NOTHING to do with Mario.

That's like saying waterguns are based on Squirtles.

[GentlemanAeon777]

@tailstwister But how they look almost the same is a bit uncanny, dont you think?

[tailstwister]

@GentlemanAeon777

Nope, not one bit. There are only so many fire related colors, and yellow really doesn't suit Mokou once you think about it.

[TubularBroccoli]

And people keep saying they don't kick the ball ENOUGH.

[whendeathdies]

im preeeetty sure that just broke the sound barrier...now we just need someone to pass the speed of light

[kinsooking]

@whendeathdies aya simple as that

[Allycat101010]

@whendeathdies Oh, thats Aya's job.

[Lunar972]

This Touhou Soccer game copies the finishing moves of anime Omnyou Taisenki

[jagus12]

FOUL! SHE KICKED THE BALL SEVERAL TIMES!

*red card* EXPULSED!

[TOOTBOB1]

Mokou just doesnt take her hands out of her pocket.

She may be fighting her immortal nemesis, and may be causing it to reach 100 degrees C, and even might be angry, but shes still chillin

[Jorus271]

mokou looks like she is horny while she does this to me

[Magicacoca]

Maybe, someone but Kaguya's picture on the ball...

[XxXBeastKingRyuXxX]

Mouko:..hmph... MUDADA

Ball: O_O>...holy shit no

~moukos machine gun kicks~ MUADADADADADADADADA

[TheGoddamnKanonMan]

FOUL.

She kicked the ball.

[mario647100]

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[mario647100]

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[GamerzHideaway]

I'm surprised it didn't catch fire... But then again, it could've been made by Cirno's wings XDD (which never melt... damn fairy...)

[MegaDan5]

@GamerzHideaway

Nice idea.

[GamerzHideaway]

@MegaDan5 ikr?

[vladandrei1000]

SPOILER: Meiling's name is actually Meirin.

[Shaftronics]

@vladandrei1000 Nope. Meiling is right. Its just that there's no characters in the Japanese language to enunciate the "L" sound. Most English words that have an L in them have it replaced with an "R" to emulate the pronunciation as much as possible.

"Meirin" is just the Japanese way of saying "Mei Ling", which is of Chinese Origin, obviously.

[Flashpoint122]

@vladandrei1000 no its not Meirin is just an alternate spelling.

[royokihokage]

0:10 ATATATATATATATATATATATATAT HOKUTO HYAKUETSU KEN !!!!

[MUGENanaya]

Damn look at that speed.

[UberNiftyMan]

lol, that's a freakin Rock Lee kick XD

[MECHASWORLD2020]

@UberNiftyMan Rock lee ain't got nothing compared to Mokou.

[ShadowkingSonic]

WOO! (Lol JP immortal) MOKOUS THEME FOR THE WIN! I belive she imagined the ball was Kaguya

[Kingofeurope]

Mokou got some practice from Liu Kang.

[UndeadDanny82]

Did she just... kick the ball?

[JRocker873]

FOUL times 2000!

[TentacleSex]

Mokou is hot <3.

[BTtuxBT]

@TentacleSex literally

[BTtuxBT]

is it me or does anyone else feel that this soccerball is immortale

[Oyatorisu]

In Mokou's head :

-Kaguya buy this ball

Oh I don't like it

-Kaguya makes this ball

OHHH I hate it

-Kaguya's head is this ball

I GONNA KILL THIS BALL !!!!

[faesar]

@Oyatorisu I kinda agree, but here's an alternative: The ball is Justin Bieber.

[GunSaint]

@faesar or Bieber's head with Kaguya's haircut. Mokou mega-raged at the ball shortly after.

[GentlemanAeon777]

@faesar True, but there is one difference. Kaguya screams for Erin, Beaver calls his screaming "Music".

[Cloudrunner62]

@faesar sadly that fits....no matter how much of a beating it takes it never dies. ~_~

[OzixiThrill]

hmmm...

Ninjas can't catch you when you are on fire...

Goalkeepers can't catch the ball that is on fire...

[TeamMemberStudios]

If this ball could fight back, everything, ever, would be destroyed.

[ainrhyr]

@TeamMemberStudios

Clearly, you haven't seen Cirno and Letty's combo shot.

The ball does fight back...and wins spectacularly.

[TeamMemberStudios]

@ainrhyr Well, that was Cirno, the ball probably knew it could win :3

[ShadowkingSonic]

@ainrhyr It might just be because its Cirno.

[strider57]

bicycle kick mutha fuckas

[Zahaele]

That ball must belong to Kaguya.

[IceBrawler6]

This game should be renamed to Touhou vs Soccer balls

[Zaneaquata]

hundred years of hating some stupid bitch comes in handy when playing soccer

[MrBlue9020]

0:02 - "It's about to be "game over" for you! Fujiyama Volcano!!" Something along the lines of that.

[GentlemanAeon777]

Kaguya: HELP ME ERIN!

Erin: OK! *sees insane look in Mokou's eyes* On second thought......*leaves*

Kaguya: ERIN GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK HERE!

Erin: FATASS!? *gets hit by shot*

Kaguya: XD

[KiskuexIkkaku]

all she has to do is imagine kaguya

[YukariYakum0]

Mokou, even when executing a kick more intense than a volcano, is apparently too cool to take her hands out of her damn pockets.

[Archzenom]

Oh man! THIS reminds me Mortal Kombat's Liu Kang, only that she doesn't shout "watatatatala!" like he does and reminds me of Kamen Rider's staple move... the RIDER KICK! Fujiwara no Mokou FTW!!!

[wtfman880]

Foul! She kicked the ball.

And if Kaguya nad Moukou had a combonation shot... All the immortals in one place.

[Ziogen]

Mokou is the ONE touhou character I would expect to ACTUALLY play real soccer. She's always too cool to take her hands out of her pockets.

[Mosqueteroz]

Mokou:Dam you kaguya

revenge to that ball

[GreenVirus76]

SOCCER HAS NEVER BEEN THIS INTENSE

Not even Fifa World CUP

[pkshd]

A~tatatatatata... wait.

[nthnbt7]

@pkshd no ur on the right track

[UberNiftyMan]

That's a freakin Rock Lee kick right there XD

[SnakeManEXE]

FALCON KICK

HYES

[Kingofeurope]

Liu Kang would be VERY proud.

[fawfulfulfury97]

Kids these days.

[Anonymous738]

All she need to do is to pretend that the ball is Kaguya

[MECHASWORLD2020]

THAT'S A BLAZE KICK. Blaziken doesn't even come close to mokou's.

[theloltimatecold]

@MECHASWORLD2020 heh,Blaziken is Pokemon equivalent of Mokou,duh,long hair,bird attribute(phoenix)

[zachIQ]

shes doin it wrong her foot made contact with the ball...MANY TIMES.

[Solarwindleader]

FOUL

She kicked the ball

not to mention more than once

:)

[shadowtheswordsman]

where can I get this theme!? it sounds so cool!

[nthnbt7]

@shadowtheswordsman I Think its called reach for the moon imortal smoke

something along those lines

[ShadowkingSonic]

@nthnbt7 It is

[PuddingMonkey90]

I bet she thought that the ball was Kaguya's head......

[Riolu7]

oh shit. Someone KICKED the ball.

[hado123]

I LOVE MOKOU.

[Gizi64]

I LOVE MOKOU AND REIMU.

[RayXDGreatX]

Mokou: LEMME SHOW YOU ALL I CAN KICK THE BALL BIATCHES!!!!

[Akamisago]

Moukou's beem watching Sanji.

Diable Jambe: Extra Hache!

[k45h8fjng329]

Liu Kang.XD

[cursedex]

Use the proper filter to watch this video or your monitor could blow up from coolness overload.

lol t