Van Wilder - Dog Semen

[ishanpgupte]

Canine semen or cream, I don't understand why the fuck would he gurgle?

[tubeMattie]

My health teacher described the scene to our class in eighth grade and when I asked him the title of the movie he thought I was weird for wanting to watch it. Well me and 556,292 other people.

[TheLastUchiha12]

wat the livin fuck!?

[runsaber1]

this is what 0bama and the democrats will be eating in 2012 when they lose badly. *l*

[ESW519]

thats what you call revenge

[AntonUralskiy]

"Such a good booooy..."

[690169]

2:39 ( Gurgling )

2:54 "ymmmmm I've had these before"

so grose.....but So god damn funny

[SpicyTurkey9]

It's still warm! lol

[casablanca4381]

 that was disgusting!

[Casshyr]

i really shouldn't be eating and watching this at the same time....

[MrDomperignom]

knows enyone the first song???

[DietherS92]

What's the song playing during the first 30 secs?

[jeffleone31]

Im interested as well...anyone know what song that is?

[dreco214]

Everytime I see this scene I'm screaming and shaking my hands like a dam female looking at a spider ha..but I still can't change the dam channel shit to funny

[MrStoney420]

I wonder who does the song while they're jerkin' the dog off lol, other than that awesome film, just....idk about the gurgling >.<

[Niklondon15]

This scene is so funny but so disgusting at the same time

[jaxblade07]

Forget Ipecac just show a person this scene. They'll puke up anything in no time

[emerybryant]

@jaxblade07 i didnt puke :P

[ronenmagid]

Chuck Norris has bigger balls.

[brontox098]

'I think I've had these before' LOL 

[Khievin7]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[TheLegendaryJames]

I felt like I was going to throw up when that guy started gurgling in it. I was laughing so hard at the same time though.

[AngstFisch]

@TheLegendaryJames Same here. This scene tears your stomach apart.

[OldSchoolWest]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[LolToalNoobs]

damn it i was fucking eating when i watched this........ such a bad choice D:

[TruthAboutTheLie]

"I think I've had these before"

[uther1995]

dude....why in the hell would u gargle a pastry....XD, and lol at the guys face @ 1:00

[mumihp]

I've seen this film a few times, still funny, but no matter how much I watch this scene, this scene even though epic funny makes me retch, also I didn't realise you have to be a pig to eat a ecalirs, seriously the way they eat like that also with the knowledge of what the 'custard' is makes me gag double.

[djmocha7]

@kylelee210

i'm sure he has...

[ILovePeanutButer7181]

I THINK IVE HAD THESE BEFORE LMAOOOOOOO

[rosemaryhah]

thanks.i've been trying to force myself to puke and this helped. a lot.

[justinni]

"I think I had this before!" epic gay LOL

[maxcady360]

I no longer eat chocolat eclairs... It's because of this scene.

[BCoriginal1]

@maxcady360 Same here bro,same here

[waffle1997]

"They're still warm!" LOL

[tubbysidney]

My bulldog had humungous testicles. R.I.P. Sidney. I miss ya buddy.

[Jcm9991]

Urgh! Disgusting...

[shin1ngfir3]

oh gosh. i mean...... that's gotta be the meanest prank ever. well second to doing the same thing with a pig's cum.

[rbermea]

45 people must guzzle down doggy cum!

[LusciousJam]

i was eating when I watched this. I was eating pastries...

[juniorsaysrawr]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[chrissie6666]

02:55 mmhhhh I think I've had these before...haha

[MrBurgundy76]

that is the grossest thing ive ever scene. hoooolllyyyy shit.

[ShaK3rMK]

Am I Stupid Or D DoG Is A Sex Machine ? :)

[remiheth2468]

poor dog :( Haha love ryan!!! <3

[MrVStheWorld]

"i think ive had these before "

[Sonics76]

There still warm!!! lol

[Sonics76]

this is disgusting and funny at the same time!!

[smartandoopid]

What is the name of the music & artist at the beginning of this?

[ibraheemq8y]

@smartandoopid mission impossible theme song

[doomslayer133]

@ibraheemq8y That is definitely not the Mission Impossible theme

[DievansTheory]

@doomslayer133 Actually it is. Funny enough. Search up LimpBizkit - mission impossible 2 theme instrumental

I

spent a good 45 minutes looking for it.

[zoonidon]

hahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahah­ahha

[kimbyjune]

hahahah OMG i just gagged! that is so wrong! lol

[joannie03]

i had to close for some of this when i first watched, thought i was gunna throw up 

[Skylur45]

They should so release the mission impossible sounding music as a full-length track...

[MrAks10]

LMFAO...this was disgusting. I still remember the whole theater was screaming with disgust on this scene. Never heard the theater so LOUD. Classic.

[yeahthatsit1]

"I'll be damned!!!"

[brontox098]

he gargles it lol

[IPawnt]

"Mmm I think I've had these before." LOL

[DianaBanana1775]

This was one of the most disgusting, yet funniest things I've seen hahaha

[jayasuriya101]

*I know... It's the White Berry.* or *mmmmm.. I think I've had these before!*.. FTW!

[AngryLoo]

Why the fuck is the dog's semen brown?

[MrRyguy92]

i think i have eaten these b4 haha what a fuckin loser that was gross as hell

[DarkcowboyDK]

F*ck !! I almost blew chunks watching this. Totally disgusting.......and yet quite funny.

[occo1013]

hahaha bad ass!

[phillipdogyface]

oh gawd i just pukedall over my fireken keyboared... AWWHHHGGG

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

Lmao, that wouldn't work against me hahahaha.

[DeeJayAhmed]

I Jxt Love Dix Scene......!=D

[Hunkola]

Mmmm --- IT'S STILL WARM (said the faggot)

[rub1k]

thumbs up if you think the taj's scene should be included in this video to make us feel better

[MrPoeGhost]

I gagged less the second time watching this, but I still gagged.

[Viper718xx]

I lvoe when the one guy says "I think I've had these before"

[marcowowo]

44 people like dog semen and gargles it.

[jaxblade07]

Another reason I don't eat cream filled pastries

[dilcofilms]

I never wanna eat a cream filled pastry again, watch the jizz drizzle out is gross and disturbing.

[fROmTh3fUTURe]

One of greatest cumbacks ever.

[joshuamyler]

worse than 2girls 1 cup!!!!

[JadeSan1]

I almost puked XD

[AhmadMelos]

44 People ate also the hotdogs :)

[adroj182]

hell yeah taj! XD

[Anth150]

Dog semen or not, who the fuck gargles a pastry?

[maxwold96]

@Anth150 someone who thinks its very creamy tasting

[BOBOMB182]

@Anth150 ikr? but they probably wanted to make it really gross. which it worked haha

[StealthGhostMurder]

@Anth150 Uh, the answer would be weird people as like dick-bags, such as Richard "Dick" Bagg himself.

[semakuln]

@Anth150 That's what I'm saying....who does that ish????????

[StealthGhostMurder]

@Anth150 Apparently, Richard Dickbag himself. Or better yet - Harold Camping.

[Bresoto]

what's the song name at start?

[WerewolfTI]

@mustangmikeca I never said I drink dog semen but you probably do

[lulu1night4ever]

man ryan is a fucking legend

[TheScorpiokorea]

i guess the frat boys are cum chuggers lol

[spongeboblover341]

xD AHHHHH! That was so nasty! "Looks like the little guy just needed a little T.L.C!"

[jessicagragg]

LMFAO. Love it!!!! Best movie ever!!!!

[Jigsawtrapper412]

2:54 "MMM I think I had these before!" LMMFAO WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU HAD THOSE BEFORE!? LOL

[ajthepage]

The movie was hilarious, but this scene was....unsettling.

[dorkfish94]

@ajthepage You say unsetting, I say funny as hell XD

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

@ajthepage Pointless and repulsive more like.

[CrazyJustin2006]

I actually didn't find this scene that disgusting, I guess because I know that they're not really eating dog semen. Now dog shit that might have actually might have made me gag....god damn 2 girls 1 cup.

[chunkylard]

@CrazyJustin2006 2girls1cup wasn't even that bad. Both of them were hot so it was fine

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

@CrazyJustin2006

"I actually didn't find this scene that disgusting, I guess because I know that they're not really eating dog semen. Now dog shit that might have actually might have made me gag....god damn 2 girls 1 cup."←Did you knew that the shit they eat in 2girls1cup is not real shit? The movie director use food to make that scene, if I'm not wrong it was mash potatoes or ice cream or yogurt, can't remember well, but I did look up the info about that video and where it came from.

[rub1k]

frankly, I prefer the scene that's after 3:18

[winterxeternal]

How unfortunate that this was preceded by an ad for Beggin' Strips. D:

[Radian1991]

Does anyone know the name of the guitar music in the beginning from 0:00 - 0:30?

[devinglenj]

YUMMY :D

[superstijn16]

stumics hurt 

[crazynutskidz3]

"I think I had tese before..." XD

[MrStormillidan]

omfg :)))



[WerewolfTI]

haha i cant stop laughing but honest i dont think thats was disgusting lol

[mustangmikeca]

@WerewolfTI You probably drink dog semen sicko

[indyfan29]

omg i was drinking milk while i was watching this....oh god. ahahahahaha

[66jesko]

omg naaaaaasty

[Skylur45]

I wish they'd released a full length version of the MI style music on the soundtrack...

[spartan092]

Lololz At 2:52

[putanginanshit]

Yummy!!!!

[peacefrog1916]

worst movie i ever paid to see.

[drone4four]

2:22 is the good part when they start eating the jiz filled cannolis.

[GJARRS]

HAHAHA

"They're so warm"

[asaltadorable]

That's gross. But guys like me with a strong stomach get used to it. Soooooooo funny. TAKE THAT FRAT BOYS!

[UnicornSpirit]

Lol! What show is this from?????

[iKawalledU]

@UnicornSpirit It's from the movie: Van Wilder 2 I'm pretty sure.

[brando11236]

@iKawalledU  nah its the first one

[j01ntr0l1a369]

"There Still Warm" hahaha fucking gross haha

[IBrandman]

0:31 "Is he ready?" LOL

[Pirochiro]

Who gargles pastry filling anyway?

[iKawalledU]

@Pirochiro I do? What's wrong with that?

[KoolJayJ]

oh what are you all exaggerating about? Im pretty sure the directors isnt stupid enough to use real dog semen..... in fact that looks like a sweet caramel type substance.

[036265]

@KoolJayJ really? NO FUCKING WAY! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! *theme song plays*

[KoolJayJ]

@036265 no smartass........ go read up on some of the comments on here, they reacting as if its real........

[trickmastermonkey]

now that's what i call a ROFL time scene

[visionimagify]

lol cum guzzler

[craig1967shelby]

"I'm sorry boys! The bakery is closed!" XD

[GillsFan91]

Fuck me thats brutal

[KatieDinosaur]

I about puked! haha, my eyes are still watering from dry heaving. Sick scene. haha

[40ozheineken]

That's a powerful clip. I was dry-heaving at the end. :)

[ITzHaZzA666]

that is putrid

[BlueLightSpecialLife]

hahaha its the best scene in the whole movie hahaha

[rbermea]

Did y'all hear the dog cum?

[jennylover456]

no way there eva usin my penis for pastries

[92Chucky13]

OMG that was mad funny never seen this part before LMAO

[floeticdeath]

haha gurgle!

[IceSyn]

I think Imma throw up...

[iFranxo]

Epic Wail . That is fucking grossss ! lol

[BabyShugz]

i make one of these for my friend :)

[fanofwwe]

that is so gnarly!!!!

[jazzythegreatest]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BRUTALITY!

[marinez79]

The sound when he bit into it sounded nasty at 2:27

[greenhaze129]

i actully puked

[TomWuzNotHere]

2:39 is nasty...

and how can a dog cum that much?...

[Mossy500A]

Only in college!!

[TheAndre2a]

Ho my god !!

[EricVera539]

wich is the name of the song from the begining of the clip, and from the part where the are masturbating the dog with the bread, can some one tell me? please!

great movei anyway!

[Quadraxis]

that almost made me puke but damn it was funny XD

[totenkopf999]

the fag was gargling cum

[wasd591]

*Looks at picture...* *PUKE!!!!!!!*

[DragonXero]

Damn, this is the kind of thing you miss out on when you've only seen the TV version. This whole joke was cut out.

[carsieplg]

@DragonXero have it on sky+ scene was still in it

[OoNatureOo]

@DragonXero

It wasn't cut out in my television.. we don't censor any movies in my country. ;)

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

oh god, i can barely sit this through without gagging. That would suck ass.

[LegendKillingChain]

Sick but funny

[monkeysodope]

it is the white berry. lol

[ScorchinBeats]

That's just straight up disgusting.

LOL.

[TenaciousD888]

omg i puked again !!!! thats creapy°!

[ViolinistCaenis]

omg what song is this?

[IlKAYEMlI]

@ViolinistCaenis its called rave workout by brandon d'amore.. but i cant find it anywhere :'( if anyone manages to get this song could you message me please! :D great film lol

[YourBreakfast]

"They're so warm" lol. hilarious.

[sulti1274]

LMAOOOOOO.....ROFL

[bazilmeister]

i kno. it is de vite beri.

[Dunnooooo123]

In my opinion, this is the only funny part of this movie, the rest of the film is full of shitty stereotypes and awful cliches.

[Jvounikatousse]

@Dunnooooo123

Loser...

[Dunnooooo123]

@Jvounikatousse Fool.

[wolfxride]

he gargled it o.o

WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!

[XMax4Life1X]

OMG!!!!!!i almost threw up watching this but funny as hell...i got to see this movie

[GodofGunsX]

im gonna throw up...

funny as hell though

[gloooooop]

"I think I've had these before" HAHA

[marvonnesands]

what van wilder movie is this

[goodhammer121]

@marvonnesands the first one.... national lampoon's

[SWCeagles2007]

i almost puked when that guy was just drinking the semen filling. fuckin gross

[MorrowTHEjedi]

@SWCeagles2007 Its still warm...

[DarkStealthHunter]

@SWCeagles2007 Same...was so grotty x__x

[phoenix88049]

@SWCeagles2007 same here, that was SO wrong

[mitch88666]

this move is fuckin funy