Trout's FIFA 11 Ultimate Team Journey - Season 2: Part 2 (A Banterous Addition)

[XxbeastyxXno1]

why the fuk cisse a banter

[k8176160]

the best way to build up your team is by complaining to EA - i did it lol and im a bad lier and they gave me 25,000 coins just because i told them "my computer crashed when I bought a gold all player pack for 25,000 coins but I didnt get any players when I went back on" - honestly trust me EA are stupid . Just email them on

EA-UltimateTeamsupport@live.co­­­­­­.uk and they will usually give you "your coins back" lol

[icy320]

BENDTNER!

[GunSlinger4750]

what is banter?

[MyBrettyboy]

get bibbatelli (balotelli

[JRit69]

@MyBrettyboy He got one last season

[JohnTheGreekGuy]

PANATHINAIKOS!

[SuperKingBaller]

so what does banter mean bad in the game or bad in real life

[LOVERAISENS]

Fifa Ultimate Team Player Giveaway!

/watch?v=zRiwBfKxu_U

[tamayaterrorist]

get joey barton and marlon king ;)

[xHirsta]

Hey guys can somebody check out my fifa got insane clips all 25 yards+ lots of effort into to my lastest one took me ages as i take a lot of time editing and getting the clips thanks feedback always appreciated :D

[WillemPopShuvit]

i love your voice :D

[jabala1234]

I stopped playing ultimate team, on ps3 the contracts (gold) cost 600-650 each!

[Zw1tsal]

@jabala1234 so does it here now ;) (xbox)

[cra7en]

"I fucking suck at penalties!" haha

[GRE3N1E]

@StangoeHD i think he would be, because he retired only recently, and would be on 11 i think

[mongoose7cfc]

CTFxC!

[GRE3N1E]

gary neville, gomes, mikel

[StangoeHD]

@GRE3N1E Gary Neville has retired so I don't think he'll be on the game?

[lDemonioS09]

@StangoeHD he is in ultimate team

[kaner99999]

JIMMY BULLARD!!!!!!

[UKOsaka]

if robbie savage isnt signed, i will eat my gran

[shark723patrick]

Bentnar

[PATBOYSL1M]

sign a player called wendel he looks ike an alien.

[BeramKayal1]

your supposed to be good at fifa to make these videos...

stop trying to be sam5000i your just shit and have a very annoying voice

[ST151093]

@BeramKayal1 You sir are a cunt

[xTottyyy]

@BeramKayal1 Fuck Off You Prick If You Dont Like It Dont Watch It He's Good Friends With Sam And Im Sure Sam Doesnt Mind Him Doing the Same So Piss Off And i Raped Ur Dead Nan And Im Smoking Her Ashes

[Skepticlol]

@xTottyyy Love how you capitalized every word except the "i".

[StangoeHD]

@Skepticlol Your comment was epic :P

[BeramKayal1]

@xTottyyy shut the fuck up you sad little cunt, i'll get my dragons to come slay you and burn you then bury you alive then shove big huge dildo's up your arse, just like your fuckin no good dirty mum likes

[Booshismylife]

Ahem, where in the name of donkeys is Emile Heskey?

[BiddyUK]

Joey barton defiantely has to be in it

[hitachicm751et]

what the fuck is banter?!?!

[UKOsaka]

@hitachicm751et witty humour

[CallMeEagleXx]

@hitachicm751et how the fuck dont you know that? everyone knows what banter is...

[hitachicm751et]

@CallMeEagleXx well i'm not british, that might answer your question...

[CallMeEagleXx]

@hitachicm751et oh fair enough, sorry

[ITzzzTakeo]

SKRTLE !

[xELITEx12345]

@orrdan00 he's a cunt

[noelage95LFC]

If you make a banter team and Jimmy Bullard isn't in it, you're doing a dis-justice to football.

[orrdan00]

fifa y is ngog gold rated hes terrible but heskey should inform

[orrdan00]

el hadji dioufy for banters

[WhosBry]

Joey Barton, and LUCAS!

[F1nkyboy]

EBOUE

[jackwembley]

JOEY BARTON

[slrhas]

Where's heskey lol

[PaintballGremlin]

Any idea how i can do this without starign a new acc? i just wanna have a go from the beggining again on my account, but i want to keep my other teams and players any advice?

[IAmStyle7z]

If Tony Hibbert is not in this series, there is a possibility of my crying. Tony Hibbert! <3

[TheJaffaguy]

Buy Malouda

[TheyCallMehWaffle]

El Hamdowi!

[EpicSX]

@TheyCallMehWaffle El Hamdaoui xD nog dowi you don't even know how to spell it :S

[AugzH100]

These Emile Heskey jokes are crossing the line... Unlike his shots...

[vRobdog]

@AugzH100 hahahahaha legend!

[Scottatoe]

I think by th end, an unbeatable banter strike force would be Heskey and "Bibotelli". ;)

[thebuttler456]

164th



[minimano100]

Djimi Traoré is a must IMO. Plays for AS Monaco.

[MrGoogleman999]

di viao is a very underated player as well.

[SlowfHD]

Please buy George Elokobi :D

[Jonald944]

Djibril Cisse is amazing on this game, I have him in my Hellas Liga team :D

[n352396]

is it slow or i it just me???

[itzcoolbeans]

Marlon Harewood, and Gamst Pederson for this: watch?v=wyoRoLdWCWU

[MightySperzil]

@ImReallySorryTrout you say he has no social life but you send messages pathetic messages of hate? Get some friends laddie... Trout you lad!

[BrianBadonde9]

@ImReallySorryTrout Settle down :|.

[iAquahh]

A certain Mr J.Bullard must be purchased. He has quite the banterous personality

[iAquahh]

We just need Joey Barton, Gomes, Bramble, Bibotelli, Heskey and the Fat Ronaldo. They are all just mighty lads

[DevilBringerUK]

Cisse isn't injury prone really, just had those 2 really bad ones.

[smmisimms]

Cisse and n'gog? Why not bibotelli and heskey?

[Shamladoo]

How the fuck do you get paired up with low level players?

I started off with a 1 star team and the first game I play the guy has a fucking ronaldo on his team and bloody 100 chemistry and is 5 stars.

what the fuck

can anyone help?

[rjallsopp1]

@Shamladoo just have to keep searching ... the matchmaking is dire. Sometime you get a lot of coins though if you do well against a much better team

[itzcoolbeans]

@Shamladoo it happens, the match making system is terrible. my team is up to 4 and a half stars, rated 81 and i get put up against bronze teams still! I would advise you to just keep searching until you find a player with a similar level team to you :)

[metromacca]

@itzcoolbeans i have a 4.5 star team and i never play any1 below 5 star, and when i was beginning i always played people better than me, matchmaking is shit

[PlayTheObjectiv3]

The bronze brazillian with glasses GET HIM

[aswmguy846]

3:46 haha u said doo-doo

[TheWraith95]

Reinaldo

[SPARTANLIVE777]

@TheWraith95 You spelled Ronaldo wrong... and he is not banterous.

[XxReb3lxX]

Ameobi?

[Erectedmotorcyclist1]

If possible

Sun jihai

:D

Worst player ever

[MeNTalmannEn]

Bantosaurus

[EllBailz]

JOEY BARTON

[MrSmartcasual]

Djimi Traore!! The legendary liverpool left back with a champions league medal to his name!!

[jizzlewizzle07]

Heskey and Titus Bramble simply have to make an appearance!

[benloves26]

Do you wacth channel Dave? I;m guessing you would seeing as its the home of witty banter :p

[RzTriikz]

@benloves26 :)

[jonnyarthur95]

cisse is a quality call, but dont forget balotelli, that is one hilarious player

[AusSpenRon]

2:51 .. troutman :D

[tememongo]

We are 2 episodes in and Heskey has not been signed yet? WTF?!? :)

[FerbTheGreat]

As a Spurs fan, I wouldn't be mad at you if you put Gomes in as keeper..

[Fotis134]

Haha 0:46 1 Win 1 Draw and 1 Coin :D

[ThBentos]

Rob green is a good banter keeper

[xTheKillingShadowx]

U have to get David luiz :D he is so funny, he allways pulls faces behind reporters backs, he also looks like shidshow bob

[SamandJake21]

Please tell me that big Heskey will feature in this series, he is the most banterific player on the planet!

[Lolzafish123]

I like how you call him Gibril, but his name starts with a D?

Correct if I'm wrong, Trouty, I love this series :P

[MegaTruthfull]

@Lolzafish123 that is how it is pronounced .. :)

[TheElectricalPulse]

@Lolzafish123 I believe it is Djibril :D

[ElNino9beast]

What does "banter" mean ?

[Adison123]

Love this series trout!

[BlueGoldstone]

More injury prone than Owen Hargreaves? (There's a possibility for your CM)

[donkosaurus]

Koscielny has above average banter

[VIPCoNoR5VIP]

When I play again D cisse he all ways owns me and scores :/!!!

[RaZeSniping360]

( Hope You Respond ) trout wanna hear something cool i met cisse in real life in greece he stayed in my hotel and i played soccer with him and played with his 2 sons he is a really cool guy

[Xplorati0N]

Dribble Sissy :)

[JonnyB0YGaming]

lol, PALLETTOWNFC!

[BlueGoldstone]

@JonnyB0YGaming Yeah. Nicked from TheKillHollywood

[MUFCFrankie]

How are you gonna get good chemistry.

What league?

[FlamingSpaz29]

2:06 Pokemon ftw

[MkProphet]

litteraly just before I saw this, I made a team called 'The Banter Boys' hahah

[conr2010]

David Luiz enjoys a bit of banter

[ghostmonkeys]

Why do imbeciles ask Trout to buy players when he's said that he's finished the series?

[MrShibsterTxR]

Shocked at no Bendtner =0

Maybe a banterous sub?

[MatthewS0912]

Wheres heskey!

[fye537]

CTFxC FTW

[FifaNavjord]

when i go to the toilet i shit on the side to make less noise

[OriginalSuperJaggy]

OMG TROUT DASHBOARDS AT 2:15, what a noob, jk

[TopJew95]

When I go to the toilet I always piss on the side to prevent making noise.

[irishmist1794]

When you say banter do you mean players that are often in the news?

[ums1002]

cisse is good, but only in this game.

[JBVoxy09]

haha i was totally going to suggest you getting a player...but then i realized the series was already done :( haha. but if you didnt you should have gotten John Carew, he gets injured for me like every other game

[MyNameIsDavification]

The guy at the end had "CTFxC FTW" as his team name!

[HarryMajin]

He grew on Trout.......Like a tumour.

[forwardboi112]

@HarryMajin thats funny but harsh

[IoEliitee]

Hmmm. whats the theme for this team?

[FailCamper]

rory delap

[SmokeyLisp]

Hope you got Emile Heskey he always makes 'emile' of things.

[HKUser92]

Can someone answer what holding left button does when dribbling the ball? I can't seem to find it anywhere online, and I know I've heard multiple commentators say how overpowered it is.

[ginjaninja222]

Jimmy Bullard better be in this !

[footbaIIfan146]

ROBBY SAVAGE

[CaptainWeetch]

@footbaIIfan146 is he even alive?

[GetSomeAggro]

As a Sunderland fan, I can say that we only liked cisse because of the songs about him e.g

He loves his flashy underwear,

Cisse, Cisse,

He's got designer facial ,

Cisse, Cisse,

He scores a goal with half a chance,

We'll never send him back to France,

Djibril Cisse Sunderland's number 9...

And after we got bored of that... we sold the injury prone piece of shit.

[AdvancedMarshall]

@GetSomeAggro Hhahahh safc over here aswell FTM

[OoohAPurpleTurtle]

Titus Bramble.

[madsmadsmads14]

Don't see what's "banter" about Djibril Cissé to be completely honest.

[zoo354]

John O'shea must be purchased...

[amann24]

Heskey, Bramble, LADotelli, diouf, Bendter, Senderos

[christrout91]

If I put out to many a day the series will be over before it gets started.

[LJR900]

@christrout91 isn't that good so you can make another series

[christrout91]

@LJR900 I might not want to do another one

[LJR900]

@christrout91 ahh damn



[buckfever15]

@christrout91 No you put out too many

[iceman6510]

you have to get el hadji diouf perfect player for your team

[Zwfty]

CISSE isn't a BENTER ?!?!

[behanable]

you have to get phillip senderos

[MRCONORBLACKOPS97]

Can u try abd put out more episoeds per day plz chris

[preecer8]

el hadj diouf is banter to the max

[IntroducingPain]

Read the third definition of banter on urban dictionary, like if you agree.

Trout is the banter beacon.

[INucLeaRI]

HESKEY

[zsnzHD]

you have one coin, hopesforthefutureLAD

[ByLeXii]

MORE EPISODES PER DAY PLS ^___^

[steolfc]

jimmy bullard :)

[SnokkyTheBest]

how many skill stars does cissé have? And Perhaps henry if you know that as well

[Tukan777]

Surely Ledley King is more injury prone than Cisse. I hope you buy that nutcase El Hadji Diouf

[FlyingRat1]

@Tukan777 DIIIIOOOOOUUUUF!!

Hero. Absolute hero.

[danJmcneil]

wheres Diouf??

[96crisp]

where is Emile?

[ProfessorEJ]

How u do tht shot at 1:40? looks good

[Hindsy94]

Hesky and Titus Bramble!!!!

[shipston05]

GARY NEVILLE!!!!!!!!

[Ceebwy]

Buy Fat Ronaldo. He's FULL of Banter.

[Aaroncay]

heskey?..



[jjjimmerzzz]

Cisse, what a bantersorous rex!

[christrout91]

Banter is something generally chat or activities, to usually produce a common goal and that is a laugh and enjoyment. It can be as simple as a witty pun or friendly insult to doing something such as going up to an ugly girl in a club and dancing with her for the amusement purposes and enjoyment of your fellow lads. By doing these things you are considered banterous or have good banter and enjoy a good time. Best I can do to help describe it.

[JordanRulesU]

you legend :D

[MaxFiveDubstep]

1:54 you get a lot of goals i dont think so.

[christrout91]

@MaxFiveDubstep why do you insist on being that guy who has to point out the obvious when I go and win 6-0 in the next game and many more after that?

[christrout91]

Banter as described by urban dictionary (As I can not think of an appropriate definition):

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.

"You, sir, are drunk"

"Maybe so but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning"

"Good banter sir"

[buzzinguy]

@christrout91 Quoting Winston Chirchill like a boss

[JRTPS3]

@christrout91 That's a spin-off of a Winston Churchill quote.

[SeanI84]

van persie is slightly more injury prone as he pulls his hamstring opening the door

[FabioCappellospetcat]

Liverpool past and present strike-partnership!

[sh4rpeXtreme]

i always enjoyed playing with cisse on fifa

and what exactly does "banterous" mean?

i cant find it in a dictionary, can you explain pls?

[cyberdom12]

I Like that ^^^^

[S4ndar]

what is actually the theme? Can someone explain? (Yes, Im stupid)

[zIJOEIz]

@Christrout91 Cisse vs Owen most injury prone. It's close :L

[StangoeHD]

@zIJOEIz Cisse seems to get back to full form when injured whereas Owen just gets more crap but the ammount of injuries is close :P Cisse has had worst injuries.