Old Timey Country Simple Christmas

[glittersister72]

Christmas Grape!

[herzogsbuick]

I watch this every 38 hours.

[froggergoat]

what the fuck,hog jabbers,come one ,really?

[getclaped123]

Mockers I see through you. Actors keep blasphemizing. I hope the NWO pays you filth well. Feces.

[earthmother]

@getclaped123 shut.the.fuck.up.

[killerbydayornight]

no ham , no pan-am.........

[killerbydayornight]

hey guys ive came up whith a foolproof plan for airport security. you put a big gate at the front of the airport and offer each passenger a big cristmass hog sandwhich those that dont eat the hog dont fly simple huh .....

[AgentCarter]

this is the greatest rsu video of all time.

set them innards free

[schlumbucket]

"You mean to tell me all the years you grew up you ain't never slaughtered no hawg?" LOL.

[IranPoliticsClub]

Fellows this one will be a classic! Ol Timey Hootenanny dance and stories special!

[onebadwebmonkey]

3:04 "Why you're sittin' next to one of the best hog jabber's there is!" I damn near fell off my chair laughing.

[bigbeninjax]

Jackie, may all your Christmas wishes come true.....jab!

[BlessedONE333returnz]

remember our veterans at Christmas - I guess neither one of you guys are vets huh? nope

[jwrome]

Jackie, We were rich we could afford bullets to shoot our christmas Hog in the head. The use our cumalong to hoist that sucker up! Thanks for the memories. :)

[lymcky]

Red & Green corn bread... clever... & a sweet memory...

[dragonflychainsaw]

we couldnt afford a hog mama would make christmas corn bread she would put green and red food coloring in a pan of corn bread then cut it up and wrap a piece for each of us kids now those were the days

[ThedmoPink]

Here I was tellin the Missus there'd be no Christmas this year. We just been a-setten about the place, playin Merle's "If We Make It Through December," waitin on California's 1979 COBOL computers to spit out the unemployment.

Thank you Jackie Broyles for an Ol Timey Country Simple Christmas even we can afford.

Where's the Christmas frog?

I'm just kiddin...this is a California Ol Timey Country Simple Christmas, and we're all vegetarians. Christmas grapes all around!

Happy holidays, fellas.

[GretchenDawntreader]

"hog jabber" is now the phrase of the day.

[capntrips67]

I'm with you, Gretchen--and I love your user ID! :)

[carrite]

Keep up the good work, guys...

And we need new T-shirts!!!

[HurricaneTeen]

ha ha, this reminded me so much of my family!

My cousins trapped a hog and kept it in the house as a pet until it got too big, at which point my uncle took it out, shot it, and put it in the freezer. No more pet pig...

[SimplyAnime101]

Never name something that might end up in the freezer later. You get a broken heart *sniffle*.

[easein]

Haha!. Nothing like an organic, green, cruelty-free, recession-proof Christmas.

Peace y'all!

[mattpytlak]

This might be the only one where Dunlap is the normal one.

[micheal34]

Christmas Chitterlings!!!

Big Mystery.

[banksnot]

I'm up for it.  It's a shame you weigh 400 pounds and have that BO problem.

[westbam278]

rofl, Jackie is hilarious!

<< subscriber !! don't miss any new post~!

[chrisbutz26]

hope the both of you have a real good christmas!!! love your videos

[hmrubicon]

One of the best Red State Updates this year.

Set them innards free you hog jabbers! lol

[friskynoleg]

loved it! set those innards free. :-)

[playtimewalter]

Merry christmas to you ......

This might be the best one so far this year.

[LittlePinky82]

LOL Jackie is so cute. Dunlap too with his expressions lol. Isn't Dunlap freezing? It's pretty chilly in TN now. Is Dunlap going to call Peta? LOL at Jackie and the grape. Now you guys should do some Christmas music video's! And get Alpha too!

[onehotrunnerchick]

apparently? dunlap has NO CLUE what an ole timey christmas is all about. apparently? he's never seen a chicken/ turkey go wobblin around without a freakin head attached. poor dunlap has no clue about what wold timey squat is about. LOL

[1bol390]

hopin' to  C 1 more X-mas themed episode before X-mas! You guys are a hoot! : P

[sabrinacle]

that was disgusting

[Eisenmond]

I was waiting for a "Pretty Pig" reference... I'm sure you played pretty pig with the Christmas hog too, right?

[tallesta]

MMmmm! Christmas Hog! Cut him open and set his innards free!  Who got the bladder to make into a balloon?

[ScissorHand26]

Happy Winter Solstice everyone! :D

[sammytheswitch]

You guys make me laugh. Merry Christmas to you and your families. Oh ya, Happy New Year too.

[ShadowM2069]

Hey I just want you guys to know you are a joy to watch. Keep up this blessed work. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

[banksnot]

MR. SLAW IS DUNLAP'S DADDY! PASS IT ON!

[gunloc26]

I remember when I was around 5 yrs old. I would go with my Grandma on Christmas to her church. The congregation consisted of no more than 20 folks. Very small church. As I recall I received an apple, orange, and a "COMB" in a brown paper sack from the preacher in celebration of Christmas. The apple and orange was fantastic! But what the hell was I gonna do with the comb...I had a buzz haircut!!!

Fond memories! Thanks guys for bringing those memories back...the simple times!!!

[scottintulsa]

But did you get a christmas grape?

[anmoose]

LMAO!! You guys have put me on the floor again! Jackie, I will buy you a Christmas grape. I might even swing for two.

Dunlap, ya better watch out. "He" knows who's naughty or nice. Just sayin'..... :-P

[MCGEE1115]

WTF

[FresnoCA93727]

LoL WoW!! That was a good one.

[miamistorm]

Just as a matter for the record, Christ and Christianity are spelled with capital 'C's as they are proper nouns [names]. Looks like some critics played hooky from English class when the rules for proper spelling were taught. The video however was hilarious as usual.

[sparks277]

Good to see Jackie pissing off Dunlap and making him uncomfortable for a change!

It's funny either way though.

[TXtruthinpolitics]

Hey Jackie, Dunlap, WTF? It's called gain structure, google it...

[banksnot]

If daddy had a dime, would you get a watermelon? And don't no one call me a racist!

[O4archer]

FUN MATH FACT!

Average price of a pound of grapes is $2.49, and there are around 225 grapes in a pound. Therefore each grape today would be worth $0.01 and a tenth.

However back in Jackies day(1950~) using an inflation calculator the same pound of grapes would cost $0.28, resulting in each grape being worth only one thousandth of a dollar (.001) So he got ripped off.

Gosh im a nerd

[meathead76]

If his daddy only had a penny, it would need to buy grapes for all them young'ns. By your own calculations, that one penny would get him ten grapes to distribute among the whole family.

[DazmoTube]

@O4archer

i think youve grossly underestimated the weight of grapes. youd be lucky to get 100 out of a pound.

[majajh]

Wrong- if there were ten people getting one grape, you'd have to move the decimal point over one place. Then move it over one more place for the extra transportation expense to send those grapes to his poor area of Tennessee. There ya go!

[O4archer]

i see your point, but he said ratio of one grape to currency was 1g:1penny. That's what I was disproving, the quantity is irrelevant.

And as I'm sure it was costly to get anything out to Jackies place, it's a variable that was left out on purpose that you could not accurately calculate.

[majajh]

I wonder how Jethro and Granny would do the math?

[majajh]

Maybe pop only had a penny to spend for everybody to get a grape? That would explain it.

[takingaleak]

The way our economy is going, ole timey simple Christmas might make a come back.

[DazmoTube]

@takingaleak

if it did, kanye west would have something to say about it.

[elbethere]

Oh please God no!

[SirChadwic]

I'm doing genealogy and finding lots of my folks are out of Tennessee. Please Lord, dont let these people be my kin, please I beg!! lol My momma said the xmas pig is from the "Other" side of the family!!

[harr77]

Eggs painted up like whore ladies man that was classic.

[EastMassParanormal]

"You'd be happy to get that grape."

[goptwothemax]

Pig gabers, Christmas Grape.... Lord you guys always bring me to crying in laughter.

[HaxxorsProduction]

now that's a tradition if ever there was one lol

[silverfuck]

I hope this doesn't mean that we won't get any more RS Updates until after Christmas ;)

Great video, as usual.

[glitched731]

lol, I hope the peta maniacs don't come after you for this video ;-)

[SeraphPearl]

XD I was thinking about Peta except more along the lines of Jackie scaring people into joining Peta. XD

[glitched731]

lol

[Demokrator86]

Jackie where your ole shirt!?

[beerhoven]

Christmas is a little late for scaldin' hogs.

[birddog2017]

Can't....Stop....Laughing!

[nubemuffin]

looks like jackie got some new clothes

[IllWillForYou]

Hilarious

[thenormalyears]

i loled

[1wldman]

down here in va we still do it like that but we eat a ground hog instead of a hog

[HEYBUDD]

Stringing up the pigs from trees and gutting them?........are you sure your talking about Christmas and not what needs to happen in Washington?

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Mr. Christmas Grape is a pro-war anti-science Republican congressman from Kentucky who believes in the myth of creation and the stork theory of human reproduction.

[ViolentRiC]

Pssh, call it a "theory" all you want if it makes you feel any better.

[NoCensorshipYT]

ATHEISTAREGOINGTOHELL.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

HA-HA! The delusional and their silly threats are such a great source of amusement.

[snakex3]

Dunlap. You failed me. The door was wide open for some Alicea Silverstone PETA nudes to be displayed and all you did was cringe.

[JohnLWright]

I laughed all the way through this

[Chanterbarry]

Haha. One of your bests, guys. GJ

[AfricanMadman]

Will they do a X-mas CD?

[krinkly]

fantastic!

[killerbydayornight]

fresh tenderloin and grape. dont get much better than that.thanks for the memories and to red state update a very merry cristmas

[ihypno]

Yea! set his innards free

[gocrazy4u]

Nice! love it!

[EricMetalGuitarist]

"You sittin right next to one of the best hog jabbers there is!"

HAHAHAHA!! Dude. Watching your videos puts the biggest damn smile on my face. Glad I'm subscribed to T and J's Red State Update. Hilarious and so underrated at Youtube.

[greatbroad]

Oh, how I loved this; you were grape! ( Btw maybe you didn't notice, but Stroh beer is brewed in America. Maybe you can help boost your fellow citizens by filling the bottom of your screen with product again --you know, like you did with that old Benedict Arnold beer...

[Dwightet]

Buddy, I think Jackie said "orange". And Easter eggs as "whore ladies" gives a whole new meaning to Easter...Lord but these boys ain't right...

[BuddySweyzer]

If daddy had a nickle, he'd get you a...???

What does he say htere?

[TheManlyMan77]

Orange

[1weirdgurl]

Christmas Grape!

[mcmilbc]

I hope I get a Christmas grape this year.

[CommentorX]

This reminds me of the southern family Christmases we had in Texas. Why, we'd all get together, sing Christmas carols, share deer jerky, praise Ronald Reagan, watch a Barbara Mandrell Christmas special, fire our guns in the air, and light a giant crucifix on fire on the front lawn of the black family down the street. Because Christmas is about giving on the Festival of Light. Yeah. It's all about Jesus.

[antimarxism]

But now holiday day is so much better for you.

You and your transgendered partners look forward to singing Obama songs and reading his memoirs, munching on arugula while sipping green tea, listening to the latest Lady GaGa mp3's, gathering around the widescreen to watch MSNBC's next unbiased "tingle up the leg" segment, having group therapy circle jerks to express disgust at the latest religious public display, and checking the mailbox for your next government entitlement.

Life is good!

[tmafkap]

Let's make this christmas one to remember:

Let's stay drunk from January to December!

[jx14aby]

I hate christmas.

[21lax]

christmas hates you too

[jx14aby]

Proof of the hypocrisy.

[NoCensorshipYT]

Christmas IS under assault in this country. So sad to see.

Our whole country and everything that we hold dear in America is under assault!

God save the USA.

[matoxewu]

wtf are you talking about

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

God is make-believe, so how about you just kill yourself?

[nubemuffin]

@JesusSavesAtCitibank talk to me in about 90 years

[NoCensorshipYT]

@nubemuffin

LOL!

This video seem's to attract ATHEISTS!

They are SO empty, pathetic and JEALOUS!

God SAVE THEIR SOULS!

[keithrockerboblewis]

Perhaps everything you hold dear, but in America we have many different people and not all hold the same things "dear." I think your god is impotent since it can't seem to save what you want it to save. Either that or it doesn't like you.

[jx14aby]

Nonsense. The best thing in the world would be to stop this inane buying stuff people don't need or want to "celebrate" christ's birthday. Christmas is nothing more than a capitalist cash cow. Disgusting.

[DazmoTube]

@jx14aby

whats disgusting about it? capitalism involves people spending money, the idea is to keep it circulating. constantly changing hands.

capitalism fails when rejects hoard the cash (which is why it is failing).

[jx14aby]

You better watch out.

You better not cry.

You better not pout I'm telling you why."

Do what I say you little rat bastard or you won't get any christmas presents.

That's disgusting.

[jamesg1968]

Then don't watch it then. Simple moron!

[sparks277]

You know, a lot of early Americans didn't celebrate Christmas, it wasn't a national holiday until 1870. That being said I'm pretty sure Christmas is still quite popular in America and will be around for a while. Besides, Christmas is a compilation of pagan traditions; Christmas tree, Dec. 25, mistle toe, etc. Which is fitting since christianity is a compilation of other ancient religions.

I know this doesn't change your mind even though it's researchable fact, but it's fun to piss you off!!

[DazmoTube]

@sparks277

it actually doesnt piss anyone off, and if it does its likely because youre a bitch, and not because you can read wikipedia.

the truth is pagans gave their favorite traditional celebrations to the christian church, and thats the greatest gift of all :)

oh, that and eternal salvation.

[sparks277]

1. I wasn't talking to you (guess that's my bad for not doing the "@" thing).

2. I'm more of an asshole than a bitch.

3. It wasn't wikipedia, it was various web sites, history channel, and some simple common sence.

4. The whole "pagan traditions were a gift" idea is a cute spin I've never heard before. Charming!

[CHAS1422]

Hog jabbing! Better than a pinata! Get the kids out with thier steely knives and stick it to the beast. Bloody mess when your done, but hte red is a holiday color. And the fun and squeals can't be beat!

By the way, we're goning veggie this Xmas

[bgbreakdown]

We gonna jab a tofurky! It doesn't squeal so much as heave a heavy sigh of regret.

[MikeSkullman]

Good thing I peed before I saw this or my shorts would be all wet from laughing too much!

[mtoffle]

You left out the bonfire, the barrel full of lye water, dipping the hog and scraping him off. Then after all the butchering was done mom would boild up the hide scrapes for lard (which she would can for pie crusts and doughnut frying) and what was leftover was the cracklings for munching on and also for the chickens.

[d5gdf56gdfg]

Nothing wrong with killing a pig, Bacon= Meaning of life

[terrorbite]

Loved this vid.

[GeeKayKayGee]

I wonder what they do for an Ole Timey Simple Festivus?

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

They butcher the hog on the Festivus Pole.

[tigertb65]

good vid 5*

[SmallWorldFilms]

Thank God we don't have Ole Timey Country Simple Christmases any more! I don't think I could bear it!

[Luminasita]

Best hog jabbers there is :D

~Kat

[YogiToad]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[TheXroadr]

Yes sir!

[nightstalkersasslt]

Merry Christmas! We are making and smoking hog sausage this weekend its a tradition.