I was walking home from Fred Meyers with my friends and I saw a car parked in front of radio shack FULL, just FULL of news papers. The only spot that didn't have news papers on it was the dash board.
I want to set myself on fire... but with that stuff they use in chem class that is all bubberly :D it'd be cool covered in bubbles and then have someone use a lighter and light me on fire :D I know x.x it'd hurt and burning hair would be bad... but hey! At least doing it that way i'd live :D
i'm just sitting there in the church and then the priest says: "and let God protect us, and smite the evil amoung us with the wrath of the Lord today!" and then the priest burns up and say, "I ONLY CHEATED ON HER ONCE!!! I'M SORRY!!"
and i'd say, "i'm innocent! don't smite me!"
then i would realize that i'm imagining and i see everyone staring at me in the church.
that chick that set herself on fire was probly a satanist and set herself on fire by the church to make it seem like people shouldn't beleive in God or sumthin.
"Well I guess on the other hand that may be actually really safe cause if you throw your friends in the back in that pile of clothing, you could probably get in a car accident and they wouldn't even notice." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha i agree! they are there to get the suckers who thing they are really tough... but really if a smaller guy can bench more but these guys are big isnt there the slightest possibility they are on something?
that car looks like the car at my skool and at the back windshield there was a fuckin back scratcher like who has that much shit and not use it and every time i pass it it smelled like dog crap on the sewer and get infected by a rat so yay it was horror in a car it was shit in a car wtf who dose that
O.o that would've been weird if when the police and her cleaned out her car, they found her kids she thought were "kidnapped." that would be SOOOOOOOO WEIRD!!! yet funny too....but that would be sad cuz she didn't hear them scream.... D=
god doesnt pro tect us all the time! my dad almost got sqwished by a freakin bus when he was around 17 yrs old and somehow an angel pushed him away and his skin was falling off and if he died i wouldnt be Joseph Gumedzoe.
what if that ladys friend was in the back of the car and the lady had short turn memory loss and her friend was stuck in the back covered with crap and sh** and the lady forgot about her friend and a month later she smells something really bad and then shes like " o' god that pizzas gone bad" then when shes looking for the pizza she sees the dead friend and is like " ohhhhhhhhhhh................. sh**".
what if that ladys friend was in the back of the car and the lady had short turn memory loss and her friend was stuck in the back covered with crap and sh** and the lady forgot about her friend and a month later she smells something really bad and then shes like " o' god that pizzas gone bad" then when shes looking for the pizza she sees the dead friend and is like " ohhhhhhhhhhh................. sh**".
2:04 lovin ur shirt <3
truetocheer 2 weeks ago
lawl im the type of person that would do something like that minus the fire though
yaoixyurixrules 4 weeks ago
the lady on fire is a fucken demon for burning her self twice in front of the church
killerr721 1 month ago
The end of this was hilarious.
Priest is like ok god stop smiting people
Dominickrange 1 month ago
i need his shirt
xTheEmoChickx3 1 month ago
Does he still make videos?
tylerhatlevig 1 month ago
@tylerhatlevig yeah click on his channel his last video was like a week ago
ufcman119 1 month ago
1:30 Wink :D
xJeffTheKillerx 1 month ago
Thats an awsome way to set yourself on fire. But I think people would notice your soaked in gas.
StressedAnimeLover13 1 month ago
His eye ha a freaking spasm at 1:32. It's hilarious!!!
bluewolf1313 1 month ago
where can i get a FLuffeeTalks hat?
Jennifer123001 1 month ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
if I was gonna set myself on fire I would light the match and drop it one myself then hug the person next to me
beefymeef 2 months ago
whenever fluffee says "in other news." i ALWAYS die.
secretlifejunkie08 2 months ago
76 people have lit themselves on fire
supersgoku72 2 months ago
i like your shirt.
yosougly 2 months ago
lol\
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rcgc416 2 months ago
stop smiting now
rexpuppy5 2 months ago
the lady with the car has no friends
CreteMoneeGirl123 3 months ago
LOL
AimeeBlamey 3 months ago
to the woman in the second story,SHOW SOME RESPECT,YOURE IN THE PARKING LOT OF A CHURCH
psychojoseph1 3 months ago
did u see his eye twitch at 1:32
aylissapina 4 months ago 3
holy fukk that car is UNTIDY
ALLABOUTRBL96 4 months ago
2:42
lukasschjodt 5 months ago
Lmao "ok God stop smiting now. HE'S BURNING IN THE FLAMES OF HELL!!! O my gawd! Eh!O.e" that was too funny xD
xXKibaForeverMoreXx 5 months ago
There is no such thing as whatching only 1 fluffee video, you HAVE to keep clicking the sidbar...
mulherdoro 5 months ago 4
You sure she wasn't just moving? xD and I thought my car was messy...
RhymeBlack 5 months ago
I really love your video Fluffy.. U are so funny and fun to watch... :)
MegaStarrSky 5 months ago 3
i think she may have a fire fetish
MegaszTechionTerrea 5 months ago
1:32 fluffy why did you just wink at me? :D
LouieTheGamer 5 months ago 45
GOD STOP SMITING NOW!
LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO
RecoverRedeem 5 months ago
ur hot! jkjkjk
kamimousch12 6 months ago
ur hot!
kamimousch12 6 months ago
God stop smiting now. LMAO
tdilovegwen 6 months ago
you're so hot :)
razorecho21 6 months ago
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SuperDarkRogue 6 months ago
i don't swear but if you would like to test me i know all the words
caseykiller22 6 months ago
@caseykiller22 Haha, thats what his shirt said!
TwilightRealm10190 6 months ago
maybe she had Pyromania? Pyromania is an obsession to set things on fire......
sockmonkey1432 7 months ago
0:28 ... I've seen worse.
DaGingaNinja97 7 months ago
i see children jackets in there...i bet u find her children in there too if u look hard enough...
MudskyorMisty 7 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
AroraTheFurryWolf 7 months ago
I was walking home from Fred Meyers with my friends and I saw a car parked in front of radio shack FULL, just FULL of news papers. The only spot that didn't have news papers on it was the dash board.
MoonsongTheFirst 7 months ago
I want to set myself on fire... but with that stuff they use in chem class that is all bubberly :D it'd be cool covered in bubbles and then have someone use a lighter and light me on fire :D I know x.x it'd hurt and burning hair would be bad... but hey! At least doing it that way i'd live :D
YaoiGirlKitten 7 months ago
thumbs up for fluffees shirt : D
Xdawsen 7 months ago 2
Your shirt is a fucking lie xD(Irony....)
neoman289151 8 months ago 2
HES BURNING IN THE FLAMES IN HELL OMG.!!!! XD
xxxsavannahbabyxxx 8 months ago
I love how one of the key word things is weed
chickenbutt860 8 months ago
rofl thats fuckin epic man....rofl....fuckin epic man...
HauresHL 8 months ago
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thumbs up if you notice the video stops at 3:09 and not at 3:10
xXpunk100 9 months ago
thumbs up if you notice the video stops at 3:09 and not at 3:10
ttslipknotrulez132 9 months ago 3
with your goatee you look like Kratos!
cash78626 9 months ago
@cash78626 Kratos didn't smoke weed....OR DID HE?
doodle878 9 months ago
how could she see lol
basketballdude138 9 months ago
He is WAY MORE energetic now
Dustin697XD 9 months ago 115
9 = fire
ohhnotstartrek 9 months ago
you are very attractive
Awesomgurl10 9 months ago 3
you seem MUCH more calm in your earlier stuff
shadow11145 9 months ago
@shadow11145 He was probably stoned in all his older stuff. rofl
arrasails 9 months ago
@arrasails your probably right
shadow11145 9 months ago
Whaaaooooooooo!!! This chick is one fire!
Beu beu beu, deu deu deu
TheAlexander356 10 months ago
@TheAlexander356 oh fuck that's a typo, I meant to say *on
And I was paraphrasing Kings of Leon, btw.
TheAlexander356 10 months ago
Wow that girl is super messed up. Both of them.
GoldenKnight422 10 months ago
Woman on fire:AHHHH im on fire
Me:REALLY?!?!??!~sarcastic~
Woman on fire: ~drops dead~
Me: Well...shes dead ~kicks her and walks away~ I didn't do it.
Awesome vid!!!!
XxRandompersonx 10 months ago
fluffy grow a gotee againn! you look smexy
gotdemhoessweatin 10 months ago
that car looks like the inside of lindsay lohans vagina
LUVable1500 10 months ago
c(: i love your show !!!!
chasealexadorothy81 10 months ago
its actualy about 1:31 that he winks *AT ME!* c(:
kroppcirclelover101 10 months ago
nice!
GodsFaithfulChild 10 months ago
2:49 to 2:54
justin bieber singing.:D
kivalily 10 months ago 3
Blinks at :47
TrojanTurtle 10 months ago
god stop smiting now...
cloe3511 10 months ago
Wait, wait a minute, The second time? Wtf
t0nymams 11 months ago
he wasnt winkin his eye twitched
musixluver891 11 months ago
how the hell did she get it that shit hole of a car!
musixluver891 11 months ago
you posted this on Christmas eve eve lol
cowfluf7 11 months ago
;) <<<<OMG IM LYING! fucking retards
90sassy09 11 months ago
god stop smiting now lol
bears4lyfesunn 11 months ago
he was lying he winked at 1:35
wilesy1000 11 months ago
that would actually be the awesonmest way to die.
ACBrox39 11 months ago
Was she shooting imma cross imma cross if so she might be a retarded kkk member XD
CRAZYkoolman55 11 months ago
Thats messed up.
Officialwings16 11 months ago
hoarder!!!!!!!!!
DaniWhite28 11 months ago
flinching at the end, lmfao
<3
brifcknanna 1 year ago
lol the picture of the car is from work time fun's load game screen XD
Zabenggann 1 year ago
Uh, God.. stop smiting now.
2142zaphron 1 year ago 4
@AliceCarterLee he is a lizard :D let fluffee now be known as LIZARD FLUFFEE :D
GamingForLife96 1 year ago
its an edited video thats why it looks like he's not blinking
thatsthewayitis420 1 year ago
bruh...do you blink....
lavendertorchic 1 year ago
fluffy for president!!!!!2012!
copnite12342 1 year ago 3
1:33 eye twitch lol :) IN OTHER NEWS....FLUFFEE'S AWESOME!! :D
Xxkitty0o 1 year ago
Ooh... Oh, shit... God, s...stop smiting now...
animephangirl 1 year ago 150
OMG HE'S ON FIRE!!!!......... you wanna get some coffee or somethin?
lilmissystar372 1 year ago
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and god said let there be light ..fire ahhh
ROCK2TAR24 1 year ago
how the fuck? you never wink. until 1:33
lulathecow 1 year ago
thats a shame
fdjones1 1 year ago
Horders... Car edition.
MrTeddyBearEater 1 year ago
you look like brian dicamillo
Beholdthecoma 1 year ago
i could imagine that..
i'm just sitting there in the church and then the priest says: "and let God protect us, and smite the evil amoung us with the wrath of the Lord today!" and then the priest burns up and say, "I ONLY CHEATED ON HER ONCE!!! I'M SORRY!!"
and i'd say, "i'm innocent! don't smite me!"
then i would realize that i'm imagining and i see everyone staring at me in the church.
alipazagaful 1 year ago
you can't get away with sitting in a church smelling like gasoline -.-
pcdsgh 1 year ago
@pcdsgh oh really? have you met my aunts
decepticonqueen4ever 1 year ago
@manpete2014 ha, I thought I was the only one that saw that.
AzureDragon245 1 year ago
why did you wink at 1:30 ?
manpete2014 1 year ago
don't eat the white ones
aimee7575 1 year ago
eat poop die early
aimee7575 1 year ago
#LOL
aimee7575 1 year ago
I have seen a car almost exactly like that near the M&T Bank Stadium in Maryland. She came a little while ago and hasn't left.
dhstandard22 1 year ago
What if she didn't use her trunk.
Unknown4520 1 year ago
Goddamit, Fluffy. The priest part made me spew soda all over my monitor. x) Hahahaha! Funny stuff.
jameszwilliams 1 year ago
haha thatd be amazing timing, i think the dude next to you would shit if he saw that happen
MrJoshmeister92 1 year ago
Haha twitch lol.
SinginBird 1 year ago
ROFLROFLROFL LET GOD SMITE ALL EVIL IN THIS ROOM AHAHGAHAGAHAGAGAH!! uh.... god stop smiting now..?
wowplayax 1 year ago
@glok6 Tom Cruise use your witchcraft to save me !
WarpChaos 1 year ago
that chick that set herself on fire was probly a satanist and set herself on fire by the church to make it seem like people shouldn't beleive in God or sumthin.
maliuromastiyx 1 year ago
that story did make me feel better
tmyrac 1 year ago
omg your so damn funny
AngelicaLorakeet 1 year ago
"Oh shit, god stop smiting now" xD
khgameplayer 1 year ago
"Well I guess on the other hand that may be actually really safe cause if you throw your friends in the back in that pile of clothing, you could probably get in a car accident and they wouldn't even notice." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abbymswf 1 year ago
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PUSH IT TO THE GARAGE FLOOR... AND BURN IT OR SOMETHING XO LMFAO HA
happyday3489 1 year ago
PUSH IT TO THE GARAGE FLOOR... AND BURN IT OR SOMETHING XO LMFAO HA
happyday3489 1 year ago
that would be funny if you in a curch and that hppened
KimberleyASamuels 1 year ago
ahh ! i'm on fire ! help me jesus ! help me jewish god ! help me oprah winefry !
WarpChaos 1 year ago 2
Looks like my mom's car...
CursedMaiden 1 year ago
Its a mini mobile home =D
Netherwolf6100 1 year ago
THIS IS SOO FUCKING FUNNY YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN TV SHOW!! OMG
katara244 1 year ago 4
damn were she sit
coolcutie447 1 year ago
"Maybe she was just a really unprepared protester..." lmaaoooooo
bostonEparty 1 year ago
Haha i agree! they are there to get the suckers who thing they are really tough... but really if a smaller guy can bench more but these guys are big isnt there the slightest possibility they are on something?
Ruchella13 1 year ago
Maybe she thought that the only way to go to Heaven was to cleanse her soul in fire, in the eyes of God... so she went to church...?
nidget90 1 year ago
lol u r rly funny i like da video were ur like EAT BABY!!!
2crazypop 1 year ago
If thats her car, think of how her house looks o_O unless she lives in the car xD
carrmx0 1 year ago
"and let god protect us and smite down any evil that might be in this room today"
"aaahhh ahhh im on fire"
"oh shit....god stop smiting now"
LMFAO XD
BestSenario44 1 year ago 2
"Let God protect us and SMITE down any evil that may be in this room!"
*Fwoosh!*
"OH GOD, IM ON FIRE, NO, HELP!"
"Oh shit! OK, ehm, God... stop smiting now!"
anonymsomsjutton 1 year ago
maybe that lady was homeless and that was everything she had to her name
neely1026 1 year ago
Start at 1:32 and watch his eye he WINKS at about 1:33
AliceCarterLee 1 year ago 149
@AliceCarterLee creepy
thrashhard123 1 year ago
@AliceCarterLee and if u watch at 1:47 1:62 and 2:39 he moves his eyes to the right
quickdrawboi 1 year ago
@AliceCarterLee so?
AurisDJ 1 year ago
@AliceCarterLee Eye twitch
MegaSuperdude2 9 months ago
@AliceCarterLee actually he winks at 1:31...
TheKFCluver 9 months ago
@AliceCarterLee i dont see it-_-
luvem19 8 months ago
at 1:32 fluffee winks when he says "milk jug full of gasoline"! check it out i saw this video like a million times and ive never noticed that before!
dogwars201 1 year ago
SMITE ME OH MIGHTY SMITER!!
pieman12345678987654 1 year ago
@pieman12345678987654 JIM CARREY :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Atheist269 1 year ago
Lets hope thatt priest has some holy water to help put that fire out.
RoundOrangeBox 1 year ago
when i was burning i would like evil laugh and say i am the devil
Naturelance4 1 year ago
lol the smiting joke was hilarious XD
ekf501 1 year ago
love the shirt!
myownkindofperson 1 year ago
hold still FLuffee, i cannot read your shirt!!!!!
JamiBlackVeilBrides 1 year ago
@JamiBlackVeilBrides pause @ 2:55 and read it
Midnightkiller2 1 year ago
@Midnightkiller2 oh i eventually read it. as soon as i posted that comment, he held still and i really didnt want to pause :b
JamiBlackVeilBrides 1 year ago
lol
hornedragon 1 year ago
that was a good one lol
jeronholmes 1 year ago
if i where the preist i would have bin like:DANM...good job god thumbs up
mrvidman123 1 year ago
1:33 he winks
thesuperrandomteam 1 year ago
Fluffee ur the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlooBubbles47 1 year ago
i would set myself on fire right by a lake so i could jump in after someone took a picture
GalegoSpeaks 1 year ago 3
why would u set urself on fire in god's house? hmm...
xxxTwilightSagaxxx1 1 year ago
ggg god stop smiteing now
KrazyLuigi65 1 year ago
OMFG
tweetEBird 1 year ago
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5 thumbs up and I'll delete my account
@FLuffeeTalks can i get your hat......C'mon.....please
xD
TheRandomBlackDude 1 year ago
The woman with the crappy car is probably a pencil if she can put all that shit in her car and till fit! I can't even fit in that thing!
TagBieber 1 year ago
I don't swear but if you would like to test me. I know all the words
Equinoxroxx 1 year ago 120
@Equinoxroxx say the seven words you can't say on tv
MrMario64player 1 year ago
@MrMario64player well here ya go. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits
Equinoxroxx 1 year ago
@Equinoxroxx south park said shit around 200 times on a single episode
Superiorkid7 1 year ago
@Equinoxroxx it's just cause his eye twitches whenever he says JUGS. hahahh
halosniper858 1 year ago
okay god stop smithing now hahaha!
DustinMontgomery13 1 year ago
god is all and sees all. so good is the fire ans burned her
TheNuke420 1 year ago
that car looks like the car at my skool and at the back windshield there was a fuckin back scratcher like who has that much shit and not use it and every time i pass it it smelled like dog crap on the sewer and get infected by a rat so yay it was horror in a car it was shit in a car wtf who dose that
shmorkey3 1 year ago
she's a horder...
CaitlynMarie1111 1 year ago
And smite down any evil..
FrozenIceCweam 1 year ago
O.o that would've been weird if when the police and her cleaned out her car, they found her kids she thought were "kidnapped." that would be SOOOOOOOO WEIRD!!! yet funny too....but that would be sad cuz she didn't hear them scream.... D=
xxxTwilightSagaxxx1 1 year ago
god doesnt pro tect us all the time! my dad almost got sqwished by a freakin bus when he was around 17 yrs old and somehow an angel pushed him away and his skin was falling off and if he died i wouldnt be Joseph Gumedzoe.
nickysticky100 1 year ago
lol man ur hilarious at end omg hes buring in the flames of hell ah..
theownagification 1 year ago
mabey she was testing if god was real and was gunna save her cuz she was on fire in chure property?
ThatsBooji 1 year ago
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what if that ladys friend was in the back of the car and the lady had short turn memory loss and her friend was stuck in the back covered with crap and sh** and the lady forgot about her friend and a month later she smells something really bad and then shes like " o' god that pizzas gone bad" then when shes looking for the pizza she sees the dead friend and is like " ohhhhhhhhhhh................. sh**".
giggity369 1 year ago
@giggity369 wtf
emodeathreaper 1 year ago
what if that ladys friend was in the back of the car and the lady had short turn memory loss and her friend was stuck in the back covered with crap and sh** and the lady forgot about her friend and a month later she smells something really bad and then shes like " o' god that pizzas gone bad" then when shes looking for the pizza she sees the dead friend and is like " ohhhhhhhhhhh................. sh**".
giggity369 1 year ago
Sexyy<3
TeddyZombiesUnite 1 year ago
1:30.... *wink*
R3dRED 1 year ago
maybe shes homeless...
TeamAlphaTwo7 1 year ago
When you said "milk jug" your left eyelid twitched... :o
Jebediah25 1 year ago
Ever heard of living in a car? Maybe she was taking stuff to Good Will. Did you ever think of that, huh? Did you, huh?
ItachiSaysHi 1 year ago