Africa

[enjoythevoyage]

After retirement, I seriously considered joining the Peace Corps in South Africa! I chickened out when I found out that crime against Peace Corps Volunteers is rampant (Ohio State Study)! So forget Africa, I can help people in need right here & not have to leave my family & home!

[RiddleSpider]

@enjoythevoyage My brother is going to Africa in a few weeks to stay with a couple of missionaries they mentored in youth group, I wish him safety. But I agree, there are a million ways I can help around here, there are homeless people, people needing food, safety etc.

[Jordmate]

I love cat's too! "Ya snooze ya lose." Toodles - "hey I don't use that in normal conversation - Hey I don't lie as much as you!

[RiddleSpider]

I was hoping you would watch this vid after I saw your vid about lies. Perfect!

[Jordmate]

Cool - your video's are perfect!

[russell56443]

Nice Steps!!!

I have a Elmer Fudd hat thats made of bunny's :0(

[RiddleSpider]

ha ha ha, I don't have bunny slippers but I do have a denim jacket with faux fur trim that the kids call "The Lion Coat" rawr.

lol

[soulofbass]

toodles is not a good word for me either, lol, very funny!

[RiddleSpider]

I really think we should start a campaign to use the word "toodles" more :)

[RiddleSpider]

I would love to visit someday, my brother gets to go this summer, trying to find a way to smuggle myself in his luggage :)

[audionautix]

Wait til I e-mail that nugget to the Moose.

[RiddleSpider]

What?!! You have his email addy! That liar told me he did not have internet access anymore. GRRRRRR

[audionautix]

Oh you did a statistical horsehockey analysis on your content did ya?

[RiddleSpider]

I did a thorough report on it, 10 pages collegiate.

[audionautix]

In that case, welcome back!! You've always been funny/ humorous, but I don't think I've ever seen such a wild "flight of fancy" before. Usually your humour is based on well, reality. That's what I meant.

[RiddleSpider]

The scary part is, over 50% of this vlog is based on facts. O-o

[audionautix]

Wow. I never knew ya had it in ya!

This is wonderfully random, goofy, and really mass appeally. Yes!! I like it!

[RiddleSpider]

This vid is me, but certain life events have snuffed it over the past year. I just need a good muse now and I could be funny again :)

[DELTA1978THETA]

OMG THis is a great video erm...vlog!

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks :) Almost all true too LOL

[RiddleSpider]

that was back when I used to be funny :) I lost my funny a while back. Hoping to watch your vids and regain mine. (In other words, the guilt is all on you)

[ExactLeigh]

that was so random lol great job ^_^

[RiddleSpider]

Glad ya liked it :)

[RiddleSpider]

Glad ya liked it :) Thanks for watching!

[fehquig]

And to think I put a rabbit video up this morning...

[RiddleSpider]

Hop hop

[HotStud1124]

Lions and tigers and......finish:P By the way, I LOVE your freckles! Your shoulders! AWSOME! Wow....I'm wierd...but you're a compulsive liar so we're even:P haha! You CALLED the moose? sign on the phone? sorry....HOOF? on the phone? That moose would freak out people in Africa! they wouldn't know WHAT to think! I'm going to go giggle to myself for a bit! hasta!

beaner

[RiddleSpider]

Glad you liked it! I actually don't do this ramble thing in "real life", most people don't get it, but it is the way my brain works most of the time. :-)

[HotStud1124]

I'm the same way except I DO do the rambling thing in real life! I kinda borrowed your stairs idea for my tribute video...BUT I DID credit you with the idea on the vid! Hasta!

Beaner

[SingwellaDeb]

I think i may go to Africa sometime..have a friend there...she would call me from a refugee camp on my cell phone i mean how cool is that?

[RiddleSpider]

Take a leopard or something with you. I hear they are good luck. ;-)

[Dlorezzz]

Back when you posted this I am not sure if I was subbed to you. I just went into your archives and this is hilarious..

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks! :-) I need to be funny again soon!

[RiddleSpider]

Are they in a dangerous area? I know there are some volatile spots. I hope they are safe.

[burgerwisdom]

hell, I need to put you in a headlock to get a word in sideways - moose

[RiddleSpider]

Were we having a conversation? I promise to listen. LOL

[SunTanSuperStud]

Now that Vloging!!!

[RiddleSpider]

If that's what ya wanna call it. ;-)

[twister7boy]

oh no i couldnt see the video.

[ukp42]

you make me smile, for that thank you :)

[RiddleSpider]

You're welcome :) That is my favorite thing to do.

[kalacaw]

I watched this a while ago, but wanted to come back to it this morning, after seeing Batatakley's "Pulling mO up!." This was the video. When I first saw it I thought, "What a talent! What a natural talent!" And now, I'm reminded of the time my ex Mother-in-law gave me a pair of shoes for Christmas. ;-)

[RiddleSpider]

I got a bottle of eye glass cleaner once. :-)

[Yillabillabam]

I lived in Africa, here are my comments. Hope they help you.

1. nice stairs

2. People in Africa don't have pet lions, or tigers...(tigers don't even live in Africa.)

3. Your white, you wouldn't blend in anyway

4.) Hippos kill the most people around the rivers of Africa than any other animal, you dont want to take one.

i think a hippo would be fine on a plane, hundreds of people fly on planes, one hippo wouldn't make it crash. If you insist on a hippo though, just get one there.

[RiddleSpider]

I plan on getting a tan before I go ;)

[hca07mjb]

yikes.

you've got urself a crisis there!

toodles!

:)

[RiddleSpider]

My thoughts exactly! But I might go to South America instead. Then I could take a bus.

[hca07mjb]

or u cud just 4get about going to Africa and watch a video on it instead.but that wouldn't b the same as going.

[hca07mjb]

u cud w8 4 the hippo to grow wings, but ud probably have to w8 a thousand years or so for the new species to develop and by that time u mite have lost interest

[hca07mjb]

u cud go by submarine? but its likely ud sink into the ocean coz it wud b 2 heavy

[hca07mjb]

HOW WOULD U GET A HIPPO OVER TO AFRICA???u cud fly,but its likely that ud fall from the sky coz it wud b 2 heavy?

[cedry123]

You can BUY a Hippo when you GET to Africa. Geesh. Get a brain!

Besides, traveling with Both a Moose AND a hippo? Do you KNOW how many extra seats you'd hafta buy?

Beaumont fits in my carryon.

[RiddleSpider]

But who knows where the hippo has been if I don't bring my own! Duh! Germs!!!

[cedry123]

Oooo, good point.

Brains, beauty, voice and talent, you've got it all.

[RiddleSpider]

Schmoozer! LOL

[berzerkeley]

lol

[wdciii]

You have Random down to an Art! Love it -Dennis

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks! :)

[RiddleSpider]

Exactly!  :)

[bassethorn]

I really enjoyed this quirky flight of imagination. Thanks.

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks! :)

[RiddleSpider]

Definitely and I am still there now.

[realnutty01]

Oh yes "toodle Pip" im off to Africa. Too many things can kill you out there.

[RiddleSpider]

But if I took a moose I think I would be ok.

[RiddleSpider]

LOL!!! Glad you liked it!

[21stCenturyCat]

ha ha - good advice, I'll be sure to shout 'toodles' if/when I go to Africa :)

[RiddleSpider]

It is the best word for it. Enjoy your if/when trip ;)

[TheBabyEaters]

Carpet on steps = serious awesomeness. Great vid, Riddle!

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks! Carpet on steps hides dirt. LOL

[rextangle]

LOL! I'm calling you Ritalin Spider now! So random... I actually lived in Africa, the real Africa.

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks!  I'll take what I can get! Tell me more about Africa.

[bnessel1973]

If you don't write this stuff down, you HAVE to. This was so well done, and it was cyclical, which honestly impressed me so much I can't even explain.

Seriously, write these down and one day make a book.

[RiddleSpider]

WOW!! Thank you!! I actually have to write them down to get them out of my head. I have snips and starts and stories everywhere.

[PositiveLogic]

Oh...

"to be a fly on the wall"

...of your cortex, LOL

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks! :) Something has been itching on my cortex, now I know what it is.

[DiscoverCanadaEh]

HAHAHA!!! NORTHERN CANADA!!! WITH A MOOSE!!! XD

Hope your Autumn season is going well! Hey!!! You guys will soon be ready for pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving!!! We already our Thanksgiving up here. I don't know why they have it so early... Hmm... maybe because the turkeys fly south for the winter... that comes at the end of... OCTOBER!!! XD Hahaha!!! Eeeeeek!!!! 8]]

Fun video! 5*s!

Lilia's Mom

=) =)

Btw... we like your stairs! Hehehe! =D

[DiscoverCanadaEh]

Uh... steps! Hehehe! XD

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks! I made pumpkin muffins this week instead, hard to wait. :) I am so behind on vids, each time I try to get to your latest something happens. :(

[DiscoverCanadaEh]

Aw... that's okay! Really! I SO understand! You just can't get to them all... all the time! =P Gosh! I wish I had like the eyes of a 3 bees and the arms of 10 octopi! HAHAHA!!! Now *that* would be an interesting looking YT member!!! Hahaha!!! XD ...but I'll be they could do the rounds in like 10 minutes!!! Hahaha! XD

[DiscoverCanadaEh]

Btw... those pumpkin muffins sound REALLY good!!! I have a really great recipe for chocolate-zucchini cake. Sounds weird, but man! Does it ever taste great!!! Haven't made it in a few years, but you kind have to think of it like a carrot cake... just with a different veggie. =)

[RiddleSpider]

I love chocolate zucchini cake. So moist!! The pumpkin muffins are from LukaIsntLuka. She gives the recipe on a vid. Check them out and tell her hello. She is great!

[RiddleSpider]

I am not supposed to even be on here now. Supper is cooking and needs to be watched but....will 3 minutes really be a problem??? (3 hours later) LOL

[DiscoverCanadaEh]

HAHAHA!!! OMG!!! YOU SOUND LIKE ME!!! (OOPS! Is that my husband I hear calling?) 8]] HAHAHA!!! XD

[RiddleSpider]

It's ok, even the burnt chicken strips were still edible. LOL!!! I hate and love YT all at the same time. Fortunately for me my hubby YT's also, we share the addiction. ;)

[BitterSweetSuperstar]

I swear, I can't get enough of this video. LOL  It's all the little "lies"!!! LOL Toodles is a word that just doesn't work for any body!! Truly!! Even in transit to Africa!!

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks vogue ;) I actually hate liars but it works so well for video.

[BitterSweetSuperstar]

I hate liars too. But not you! Cuz you're video faking. That's different than lying. Cuz it's through video. Right?! And since video negates the lies, it must negate all negative things! (So why do I still look so enormously big mouthed on tape????) Hmmm....

[joelovesyou]

Toodle loo, toodle yay, for Africa and cats and stairs:)

[RiddleSpider]

YAY steps! Best steps ever ;)

[daligoddess2006]

LOL! You seriously crack me up! I didn't realize you were an artist AND a comedian! You're simply AWESOMELY COOLSOME. Thanks for the laughs. Five stars!

[daligoddess2006]

And faved!

[RiddleSpider]

Dali, Thanks! Glad I made you laugh. :)

[SimplyMelissa101]

LOL Grr I hate cats! LOL.. Omg for some reason this reminded me of Sign543

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks! Sign is my long lost twin. I tend to talk about him and like him ALOT! ;)

[SimplyMelissa101]

LOL that is great! I LOVE him!!

[RiddleSpider]

Have you seen the collab I did with him? It is in my faves. I also talk about him in my vid Liverpool. I think Sign is an addiction for me.

[SimplyMelissa101]

LOL me too! And yes I did see you in that video but didnt realize it until you mentioned it (BLONDE MOMENT) LOL anyway, im glad we met up!! =o)

[kalacaw]

This is so cute, and the music was perfect!

[RiddleSpider]

kalacaw, Thanks! :)

[ladypn]

Oh. I see now. Below. A comment. Gotcha.

[RiddleSpider]

That's just one. :( I can't take you back through the trail of others.

[batatakley]

Can u take your bugs with you when your bunnies move to Africa in North Canada? I was kidding! OF course I know they don´t let you take bugs!!

*awesome speech!!!*

[RiddleSpider]

Val, I took the bugs, they came back on their own, don't forget they have wings.

(And thanks! Glad to see you back)

[andymooseman]

I'm so glad your husband told me to check out your channel.

I just love this kind of humour :)

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks! I am honored to have you as a sub. :) I thought I would be too goofy for you. I will give my hubby a big hug for this one.

[distorteddogma]

I wish I could type the sound I hear as I shake my head after watching your videos.

You're fantastic.

Be Well.

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks dog! You missed the bunnies. I had them up as my channel background but finally could not stand it any longer. UGH!

[thesmiths1013]

you are just so so cute! glad I found your channel

[RiddleSpider]

Smiths, thanks! I really am not cruel to animals, only mother-in-laws.

[RiddleSpider]

Wendy, Thanks! It's hard to get it down to around 3 minutes. But I try. Saving the rest for my tv debut. LOL

[BitterSweetSuperstar]

Yes, but were those stairs!?!? Because I'm pretty sure I saw a 3 foot bunny hop out of a pastel colored bag in the background there! Maybe it was a leopard print bag. I couldn't tell. Africa was in the way. It's just got such wide hips!  :::sigh:::: LOL You crack me up!

[RiddleSpider]

Bitter vogue, you missed the bunnies, I posted them as my background until I could not stand it any longer. They are truly fabulous!

[BitterSweetSuperstar]

Bitter Vogue!? That sounds like bad fashion sense!! LOL And LT can testify that I have impeccable tastes!! I'm sorry I missed the bunnies!! (You posted bunnies outside of the spring equinox?!?!?!) Oh no!?!?! Now I'm policing!! LOL

[RiddleSpider]

BV, almost bvd's, I might make them into a vid response as I cannot stand having them as my channel background. Keep yer eyes peeled ya peeping tom

[BitterSweetSuperstar]

Did you just call me under garments!?!? I have gone from Sweetness to Lingerie!?!? Heaven help me! And so you know, I'm always on the lookout for escaped wunny babbits during the off season!! LOL

[LAArtGallery]

make that prevaricator. Which lends me to believe that you really do use "Toodles" :)

[RiddleSpider]

I have never, nor will I ever use the word toodles, never, ever. Ta Ta!

[LAArtGallery]

I had no idea you were a provaricator. But Now it's ALL MAKING SO MUCH sense. :)

[RiddleSpider]

It's all me baby

[RiddleSpider]

ssclueter, Thank you! I am honored. Tell yer friends. LOL

[LAArtGallery]

Riddle, I'm so ROFLAOPIMP!

[LAArtGallery]

Clean up on Isle "A" for Africa

[RiddleSpider]

Lori, You should see the actual mess. :P HELP!

[LAArtGallery]

What I turned on the line and microphoned for help? What more do you want?

"I love your comment" They're JUST GREAT! But they do have pink flowers on them. LOL

[RiddleSpider]

How random are you?!? You have spent too much time with me. Poor thing.

[RiddleSpider]

Samantha-Bertha-Susan, Are you laughing because of the vid? Or is it another seizure?

[LAArtGallery]

Jacki O - Uhm you pronounced it incorrectly, it's called SLEASEure. ;)

[RiddleSpider]

Barbarella, So sorry. Is that something like a Sleastack?

[LAArtGallery]

no more like a slafoo!

[RiddleSpider]

Ugh, all I can say is ugh

:)

[RiddleSpider]

My house is a little chilly, I could use a good coating right now. Or breading.

[khayav]

You're funny :-)

[RiddleSpider]

khayav, Thanks! :)

[txnrobin]

toodle-oo would be appropriate for south africa. i believe the elephants have a moratorium on moose entrance onto the continent.

[RiddleSpider]

Robin, say it isn't so!  He will be so mad. Maybe I can disguise him as an antelope.

[pinklantana]

Lol at the moose. I don't think his antlers would fit through the airplane cabin door!

[RiddleSpider]

Pink, He turns his head sideways and tilts it a little. That a little grease makes it easy squeezy lemon peasy.

[RiddleSpider]

Peeper, are yousugar coated? That's the only kind I will use in my stew, I don't care how good you are. I refuse to use non-sugar coated peeps.

[tallstevo]

it all makes perfect sense to me, wonderful ramble. Oh & I stopped myself looking at your cleavage by sticking a postit note on the screen just under your chin :¬)

[RiddleSpider]

Stevo, I was waiting for your perverted comment. Surprised it took you so long. :)

[tallstevo]

you know I'll never let you down.. :D also can you please turn your auto focus off? I keep thinking my eyes are going wonky 0|o

[RiddleSpider]

It's permanently on. Just single or monitor are my only options. It does it in either setting.

[tallstevo]

You just need a cheaper camera... and a turtle neck sweater. Hey how come I say cleavage & I get called a pervert but everybody else is let off :¬( .. nice tan lines by the way.. oh & what a lovely pair of fun bunnies ;¬p

[Pinkcrusader]

This chuckle. And believe it or not I use "Toodles" in actual conversation sometimes. I know... I'm weird.

[RiddleSpider]

Tim, it's ok, as long as you use the word toodles in reference to Africa it's all good.

[jrsnyderjr]

The scary thing about this is I follow your train of thought without hesitation...hmmmmmm

[RiddleSpider]

jr, Finally!!!! A kindred soul! :)

[dontheman17]

That was very informative.

Nice stairs.

Have a good one.

Well a good two or three if you'd like.

Don...

[RiddleSpider]

Thanks Don, you like bunnies too? They are for sale. :)

[dontheman17]

I do like bunnies but I don't think our dog would like them the same way as me.

[RiddleSpider]

You can have the wooden bunnies...just pay postage...LOL

[chickenrotini]

Wow, your steps rock. Glad I stopped by lol.

[RiddleSpider]

Chickenpasta, glad you liked the steps, maybe next time I will show some of my other steps.

[timido66]

Tour of the steps. Well, I thought that would take me to new heights, but it didn't.  How sad for me.

[RiddleSpider]

Van, it's ok. It didn't get me anywhere either. I am getting out my Halloween decorations though and am tempted to show you a few. Muahahah! Then YOU will be jealous!!! (cue scary music)

[timido66]

*arms fold, foot taps, not the song taps, its not that good yet, only scales, that's not tot say my foot has scales, except for the ones that fell off the fish, in summary, I'm waiting.

[RiddleSpider]

VAN!!! Impressive! :) OK, let me finish chatting with my adoring fans....and I will see what I can do.

[Sikosm]

YAY! i can see your steps! iv always wanted to see your steps!...even though i didn't know that you lived in a double storey house...

i want to go to Canadan, dya think id be able to go too?

[RiddleSpider]

Saz, I will ask my mother-in-law is she has an extra ticket.

[Sikosm]

oh ok lol. lordy was just mentioning his mum to me a few minutes ago on my riddle (no not u) video...and i wasn't sure if he was joking or not (u know how naive and gullible i am)

[RiddleSpider]

Saz, he was joking. He just enjoys leading you along. It is a type of sickness with him.

[Sikosm]

oh ok lol! he mentioned talking to his mother about me, and i was like "whaa.." not that i'd mind (if he was saying something nice) but i just get so confused so easily...and im gullible like i said in my previous comment...

[trillian57]

I wish MIL was moving to Africa too. That way I could say, "I'm going to Africa with Toodles." ♥♥

[RiddleSpider]

Trill, toodles just fits with Africa. I need to talk about Africa more just so I can use that word.

[RiddleSpider]

Goodpeeper, Which is it? Did I make you shudder? Or giggle? Or did the bunnies make you shudder?

[FurettoVerde]

Yeah, I know what you mean. moose can be such snobs sometimes. Toodles!

[RiddleSpider]

Furetto! Glad you can see my point of view. That moose is so warm and loving when it's just us but ya add someone else in and Bam!

[BenRobot]

why do i sense an african youtube gathering in the works?! i get to sit next to you all the way there!!! :D

[RiddleSpider]

Ben, with the moose and the hippo. So now it's me, an OC moose, a hippo, a monkey, a duck, th3seguys and a robot. And snacks, can't forget the kibble.

[bohogirl1]

the first time you say toodles is hard - the next time it's easy.

[RiddleSpider]

Boho, I will practice it every night before I go to bed. Maybe I could make a video of just me saying toodles everyday.

[danbergam]

Oh, Africa!

Those big, roaring cats!

[Actually my kitty roars too, while running around faster-than-light for play... in the end, a roar sounds like a meow mixed with a grrrr...]

But... let's talk about those nice, tender bunnies! ^_^

I've never watched a video-blog as fantasizing and wandering far as this one, MO! :-)

[RiddleSpider]

Daniele, thanks...I think... LOL!

The bunnies are on my channel if you want to look. At the bunnies...on my channel. :)

[danbergam]

Ooooooh!

They're absolutely cute!

Who painted them? Your talented husband?!?

[RiddleSpider]

Daniele, my mother-in-law cut them out and painted them. Want 'em? :) You pay postage. LOL

[danbergam]

Hm, maybe I don't have enough space for to keep them... but thank you for the offer! :-)