Evo dyno accident

[chrisevolution8]

Drkzero..... I can't make a hate comment unless you comment something stupid. Plus I don't have any hate in me what so ever. It's just fun pissing people off and making them wrote comments cause I know they are gay and can't or won't do shit.

[chrisevolution8]

The calculator comment was seriously the funniest thing I've ever read and I busted out laughing when I read it.

[DrkZeroZX]

Damn, I wanna get a hate response. chrisevolution8 be mad as fuck

[MrShockFish]

Did you film this with a calculator??

[chrisevolution8]

Get a girlfriend. Quit being a fag. I believe an Evo is a real car. Has 4 wheels and you drive it. Therefore it's a car. Fucking idiot

[HiimSHON]

get a real car. shitty evo is shitty

[chrisevolution8]

Good observation dubstepfagyeah. I'm extremely angry. I'll post more videos up of me shooting things later. Fag. Gay. Just had to add those in there for you.

[DubstepFuckYeah]

Wow, look at all the anger in chrisevelotion's comments. Also chrisevolution uses an uncanny amount of "gay" and "fag" in his sentences. Sounds like someone is in denial. Now to wait for him to reply and make an ass of himself in front of the whole world...

[chrisevolution8]

@Necraeon are you mad? Haha. I blocked your dumb ass cause I can. I'm gonna block this one too. Cocksucking fag.

[chrisevolution8]

@shazbotninja you are the fag. Now quit commenting on my video. Bitch.

[137bff]

thats one sick evo man, i love evos, they are definately best, except for the 2009 or 2010 or so models which one would you say is the best? which one is that one aswell?

[chrisevolution8]

I love the comments these idiots post on my video.

[SirJazz]

If i get 1 dollar for every pixel in this video, I would have 1 dollar.

[chrisevolution8]

@SirJazz filmed with old shitty blackberry

[gtr500able]

well, it was actually an accident

[SuperM1998]

??? How that happend?

[Stealthgato]

"your mom is gay and then out came you. another gay."

How can such an incredibly retarded and childish comment get 70 thumbs up? *facepalm*

[chrisevolution8]

@Stealthgato the comment that gave birth to that childish response was childish as well.

[Thomsonicus]

funny comments

[Necraeon]

Nothing of value was lost.

[chrisevolution8]

@Necraeon like your mom

[shazbotninja]

@chrisevolution8 LOL U MAD BRO!? HAHAHA!!

[chrisevolution8]

@shazbotninja nope. I never get mad. I just like replying to stupid comments.

[chrisevolution8]

@shazbotninja yeah im mad..bro. fag

[DunSkeetrProductions]

omg, that.was.horrific

[sentrakidsr20]

30,000 dollar car....6 dollar camera ...wtf ?

[importracer4life69]

poor car ):

[videoghost]

driver: im fine i just need to go to the hospital.

someone else: why?

driver: i have to get this seat removed from my a**

lol

[gonzalez2917]

poor guy on the computer LOL if you look hard you see his head bounce LOL

[citi0rhythm]

whats the damage?

[wreckerman9]

i like chains,damm a strap

[carlospuig15]

that was close

[jhaze918]

looks like one of the straps broke

[Genamel18]

Haha. Thats what i was about to say

[dimperado]

just the position of the car was an accident already

[HiimSHON]

was hoping that evo would blow up, waste of my time

[chrisevolution8]

@HiimSHON then why watch it idiot?

[chrisevolution8]

@HiimSHON you're a waste of time and your mother should have aborted you.

[5naQUARTER]

beltsville md,shit u mean to tell me u let a fuckin wet back fuck up your car,man plz

[NiallatUTube]

Always check the condition of the straps beforehand!

[TurbdVtec]

nice car by the way

[GavinJLang]

"melted from an 02 dump" lol..... there are no words to describe the lameness of this "dyno" shop.... hahahahahahaha! cant even strap er down right. There are no errors.

[711Gonzales]

Nothing of value would've been lost

[chrisevolution8]

@711Gonzales except for a $30,000 + car you idiot. Basically something you can't afford.

[Deidric1]

ouch dude if i had an evo and if it jumped at all on the dyno....i wouldve shit myself and my heart wouldve taken a fall down niagra falls

[99fordzx29]

Nice save to whoever the operator was.

-D

[donkeykong8u]

nuttas on the floor

[senorkaboom]

The strap was made by Ford.

[blown06tc]

Wow arent you glad that other strap held.

[xstr33tr4cerx]

evo and sti and wrx and srt 4's is cheating

[pscoolfool123]

hey dude

what the hell where u doin with my car? j/k

[kryptonek88]

this really looked like a bad setup lol

[davethewave1223221]

this is the point where i would tell the tuner to take my car off the dyno and i would go somewhere else

[MattySP34Ks]

evo on a dyno=MASSIVE FAIL

[19may0001]

that dyno is the lamest ive seen

[chrisevolution8]

@19may0001 you're lame

[mustanguy77]

Scary!

[kepozd]

that look so fake

[rotor13]

why not post the name of the shop? that way we know who to stay away from

[chrisevolution8]

@rotor13 shop is in beltsville, md and i honestly cant remember the shop name anymore. they specialize in mazdaspeed 3's and claim to have the most powerful one.

[lujoebonjo]

@chrisevolution8 Any links to this most powerful mazdaspeed 3?

[bigguy7878]

@chrisevolution8 you sue em?

[keanupimp11]

hahahah!

[VicJLo]

Not much for an accident fag

[chrisevolution8]

@VicJLo you are the fag...fag. go crash your shit and film it so we can all have a good laugh.

[Zakejo]

@VicJLo

actually that was.

[AreaQNH870]

gay

[chrisevolution8]

@AreaQNH870 your mom is gay and then out came you. another gay.

[tsohmas]

@chrisevolution8 i dont think his mom would be pregnant if she was gay.

[lookatmygrlyfont]

@tsohmas

Sperm donor? A lesbian lives across the street from me and she has a son.

[tsohmas]

@lookatmygrlyfont LMAO

[lookatmygrlyfont]

@tsohmas

No joke man. I thought her and the kids father were just separated.. Until I found out her room mate is her girlfriend.

[tsohmas]

@lookatmygrlyfont lol ok bro thats cool

[chrisevolution8]

@tsohmas she could have been raped by a monkey and it made that fucker

[i3lackdays]

@chrisevolution8 But sadly we all know your more gay then those 2. (it was on the news lastnight 2months ago)

[chrisevolution8]

@i3lackdays that makes no sense. You are an idiot.

[chrisevolution8]

@i3lackdays you're a gay fucker faggot licker homo bitch

[Kianomcewan]

@chrisevolution8 it kinda isnt his baby was almost wrecked due to Bullshit. so fuck you ass whole

[chrisevolution8]

@Kianomcewan learn how to spell asshole. asshole. and go fuck yourself 

[440hondaex]

@chrisevolution8 who the fuck are you to be talking. your just a bonerbodied unclefucker.

[chrisevolution8]

@440hondaex who the fuck are you is the real question. bonerbodied unclefucker? how old are you ? 12? Go fuck yourself idiot.

[chrisevolution8]

@440hondaex youre a fucking idiot. honda fag

[qwertyuu98]

@Kianomcewan "ass whole"? ROFL 

[xxRAIN18xx]

I woulda shit my pants lol but thats why there are multiple straps right lol

[auxmike]

Inexperienced boys behind the wheel ruin many a fine car.

This ain't how it's done, folks...

[FoxBodyMike1]

To the guy saying v8s produce 100-200 more ft/lbs of torque then hp. You're a fucking idiot. It's not a diesel..

To the guy saying 4cyl are known for torque. You're a fucking idiot. 4cyl means not enough displacement to make torque. Hence why diesel, motors known for high torque output, are so big in displacement.

Oh and EVOs are slow as fuck. The people who own them only roll race from high speeds. Fucking pansies need to buy a bag of skittles and get fucked. A 450rwhp Cobra could beat a 8

[Evodeath10]

@FoxBodyMike1

Your a dumb ass, look up a 900 hp evo and be prepared to pull your pants up after that bad of a rape...you may need surgery. Saying a muscle car is faster than a evo shows how you dont have a clue what they can do. A cobra weighs in at what a easy 4000 lbs + a evo weighs in at 3400 lbs and will smoke anything with a fp red and a nice exhaust and intake. Not only will it shit on a v8 but it will use less gas too haha

[chrisevolution8]

@FoxBodyMike1 you are really fucking dumb.....evos are slow as fuck? watch more videos moron. And while you're at it....go fuck yourself with your foxbody. faggot.

[youthbytes805]

@FoxBodyMike1 i liked most of this, but the skittles reference was uncalled for

[suchimisan]

I feel for you mate. My EVO fell off a dyno as well. Damaged the fuel tank and exhaust. Any damages?

[1gofastboat]

Yet more junk.

[chrisevolution8]

@1gofastboat like your mother.

[392texasred]

makin fun of ricers id fun but theres a big difference between a ricer and a fast tuner! cough cough..... modified evos! i cant stand these muscle car guys tryin to bring down any car without a v8 in it! most of the time they probably dont even have a fast car! oh by the way, i drive an 02 vette as a daily

[KarlowBOI]

phew its saved =]

[xxnickiskewlxx]

woooh... that coulda been alot worse..

[laikros]

Almost had a heart attack!

[chrisevolution8]

@onrails...well I gotta agree with you cause I too have a dump tube but still have an undertray. I've dynoed at cbrd and ams and never had any problems. My friends and I have all came to the conclusion a long time ago that we aren't going back to that shop anymore....lol

[chrisevolution8]

Hammau23 learn to spell before you post. I don't know of any evos with tin can exhausts. Honda's yes, lots of them.

[chrisevolution8]

Since when is a $32,000 car off the lot rice? It probably makes more power than 90% of the idiots cars posting negative comments.

[speacialperson12345]

@chrisevolution8 just sayin, that car doesnt cost $32,000 right now, unless heavily modded, i just would never pay that unless modded like no other EVO.

[drukenhard]

@chrisevolution8 Rice just means it's a jap car......obviously there are some ricers that are better than any muscle cars such as evos, STIs and GTRs.....I'd take them over any yank tank any day of the week!

[bkshine87]

@chrisevolution8 its not about the price that makes it rice its the fact that it farts and shit when u drive it still rice plus in nyc only chinese drive these cars and u noe how we feel about that

[chrisevolution8]

@bkshine87 i never knew cars farted and shit when you drive them and i didnt know only chinese people drive evos. i only know one chinese person that drives an evo by me and he is a doctor. everyone else was white. so either you are a racist or a piece of shit. most likely both.....

[ladygodia]

Crap... I wanted to see this ricer fly off in get smashed.

[coolgames14]

crash into the wall dam it :(

[ONRAILS]

i don't think they strapped it down correctly. it shouldn't of shot off to the side like that.

[chrisevolution8]

@ONRAILS it was strapped down right for a normal evo . the car didnt have an undertray and had a o2 housing dump tube. it burned the strap.

[ONRAILS]

@chrisevolution8 honestly man the strap shouldn't be anywhere near the dumptube or axle any dyno operator knows that... My car doesn't have a undertray and has a open dump. If you go to my dyno vid look for the silver bar under the front of my bumper.. thats added that to the mustang dyno so you can run the strap under it and then directly over the control arm and instead of pulling out on the car or to the side ie pull it off.. it pulls straight down. so one breaks it doesn't move.

[33roady4410]

it could have been worse

[sladeD8]

lol it like floated to the right

[hammau23]

RICER

[coolgames14]

ok, u know what, shut the fuck up, what wrong with u bitches, everything is a "RICER" to u, now go choke on RICE bitch

[hammau23]

@coolgames14  no everything with a tin can exaust and is jap crap i like gm (my oppinion

[jtw7022]

@hammau23 wow...gm...a company that cant even support themselves and makes cars where the electrical is shit in every god damn thing they make. Other than trucks(and 2010 camaro) they cant do shit right, they make shitty cars with shitty power and shitty mpgs that is still out performed by subaru, mitsubishi, nissan, and fuck the honda s2000 is better than most there shit. so yeah...GO GM!

[hammau23]

@jtw7022 get in a 1969 camaro with a 357 and tell me it doesnt have power

[Chase16016]

@hammau23 That's a different kind of power dude. Give me an Evo, three weeks to build it, and then meet me with your '69 Camaro, and then you'll witness true power. From the Evo

[black82s10]

@Chase16016 as far as I know there is only one type of power. but if you want to talk about the difference in them, older cars were way underrated on their power due to insurance reasons. so keep looking at all your specs online and tell yourself that. because all they will give you is the factory rating. oh and old v8 cars have one thing new cars don't. low end TORQUE. that is the power you actually feel

[Chase16016]

@black82s10 Where are you getting that from? When did I ever say anything about getting specs from the internet? and don't talk to me about torque. I know what it is, you don't have to tell me. I've been around cars all my life and I'm only 18 years old. I know a LOT, and I have plenty of time to learn more. Now, let me inform you of this; people under-estimate these cars because of their 4 cylinder engines, but what people dont realize is that 4 cylinders are actually popular for THEIR torque.

[black82s10]

@Chase16016 lol, 4 cylinders are popular because of their torque? seriously? have you ever driven a 4 cylinder? how about a v8? tell me a 4 cylinder has torque. 4 cylinder motors, even when heavily built almost always produce more hp than torque. while v8s will usually make 100-200 ftlbs of torque more than their hp number. and I know all of this because I have worked in a shop that built race motors, and have built several myself. 4 cylinders are only popular because they are cheap and common

[Chase16016]

@black82s10 Of course a V8 has a lot of torque. I never said they didnt. And it obviously has more torque than a 4 cylinder engine. What I am saying is that some other dude was trash talking the Evo saying that a stock 69 Camaro could beat this evo and I told him that is a different kind of power, meaning that V8 cars have more torque than power, 4 cylinders, such as this evo, have more power than torque. I said 4 cylinders are popular for their torque because they have more than people think.

[tyu198]

@Chase16016

stock 69 camaro on pump would get smoked by an evo...

sorry... but cmon,

Controlled power Vs Diet muscle.

[hammau23]

@coolgames14 and i cant fit that fucking car in my mouth

[570nka]

1 roller dynos are shit twin rollers are so much safer

[yourevosuckscock]

@570nka except this dyno actually has 8 rollers

[snackpacks181]

good job strapping the car down you beaner. go make me some chipotle and build me a deck. car is for spicks.

[stu460]

wouldnt want to dyno my car there..

[stealthcorvette]

wasnt to bad

[ikilledmacdre]

that looked bad from the very begining

[KingofStage1]

I compleatley agree... who would go to a dyno where your front end is already hanging over like a 3 to 4 foot drop.

[alexknecht]

could have been SO much worse than that.

[patterson48]

My STi almost did the same thing. My headers melted mine, but they kept it on hte rollers in time to stop it. Check out the vid..

[Syncrofan]

perfect reaction... good skills!

[melinko0662]

i bet you shit yourself, i would have

[randyandy11600]

soooo lucky

[iheartmolly1]

I thought it was gonna be alot worse