Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 36]

[2332bina]

girl, aim 4 my mouth.



[MqLuvvaLuvva19]

What did he say at 2:40?

[JessxSharp]

@MqLuvvaLuvva19 i was gunna answer the question until i heard it haha ....

[Nerheim55]

You can't catch herpes from the mouth, can you? Ohh fuck...shit...

[HollyNicole181]

Son of a bitch! My favorite part<3

[theakmusikfreak1]

Ur dog is just as cute as u.... Dude everything u own is cute nice vest by the way!!

[arshady15]

i love your puppy swifty!

[jadypup100]

Slap That Bitch In The Face With a Brick! XD

[boomthehedaghog4421]

@jadypup100 solves all problems

[jadypup100]

@boomthehedaghog4421 ikr. Definetly the best problem solver :DD

[boomthehedaghog4421]

@jadypup100 lol

[21stCenturyAmarjotx3]

your videos seem to get shorter and shorter as they go on D:

[Ryimozz]

He looks super dooper gay in this video XD

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

Swifty. Did you forget to take your medicine?

[lynneybug]

1:41 to 1: 45 priceless. <3

[EvIlTwInOfDaRkNeSs98]

2:36 to 2:40 is well funny

[EvIlTwInOfDaRkNeSs98]

2:40 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hany1011]

Love your videos!!!! Ps you doggy is really cute!

[NinaVerven]

ur dog is super cute.

[TheNinjaNanner]

the dog is SO CUTE xD

[TheJackieJawbreaker]

LOL i almost died when he was like i threw the bottle at Justin:)

[TheAmimies]

I love your loud ass too!!!1

[MonsterKittyBlows]

Wooo SO CUTE DOG

[rspurepk]

i nvr noticed you jumped around the scren....xD

[xXaliXisXmeXx]

haha dude I've had queen of vagina stuck in my head all day

[kaulitzgirldiko]

what breed is that dog?

[xoxmusicismyworldxox]

your penis song at the beginning of this has been stuck in my head all day.

[JennyLynnable]

i wanna scream into your asshole

[Awesomeatron]

Girrrl, aim for mah mouth.

[dancetothebest]

the dog looks just like him :)

[sevibfmv]

ok he always looks hot,but in this video he looks extreeeemly hot! *___*

[MrKontrol90]

i realy felt a sleep

[xsoadx1234]

FUCK YOU, YOU STOLE SWIFTY'S GOOD NAME! DELETE ACC! SWIFTY IS FROM WoW NOT THIS GAY HOMO

[Nevervindme]

@xsoadx1234 u mad bro?

[xsoadx1234]

@Nevervindme nah bro hes just gay

[Rosetta0626]

was andrea there or were you babysittin her dog? if she was there did it feel weird?

[Ajattack21]

Holy jkdfnguivjnf its JESUS ! •_•

[Iwasmadetosing]

That dog.......is the fucking king of the penises or whatever the hell..shit....cock? Yep I just got awkward on ya BITCH!

[wickedgoldstar12]

Is that your dog it it SOO cute

[232juggalo]

i want his doogg!!!....so cute!!

[foamy23]

You are so beautiful. I love your eyes. I would date you and just gaze into your gorgeous eyes all day. <3

[laughworldpeace]

look @ a pair of hairdresser sissors, observe it thinkin what im thinkin tiny skinny 2-D penis! lol jk

[Jazzy17Baby]

Is it just me or is Swifty really hot in this episode.... :D <3

[weridemogurl08]

is he wearing eye liner?

[HallisonAnne]

i thinkhe shooda replayed that moment where he bitthin air XD lmao. it was funny

[ChaoticRitachi12]

I thought that dog was dead until it blinked.

[BananaKiller135]

his right hand at 2:38 has a silly band ansd it looks like a cutter scar lol!

[Weloveroadkill]

Swifty, are you wearing makeup?! :O. You look gorgeous.

[DRiiZYDRAK3]

Que Es Tu VAGINA haha.

What-is-Your-Vagina

[XxxemocookeezzxxX]

Ilike your tatto,, and your dog xD

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

dear Swifty's vest,

THANK YOU!

Love,

Me <3

[heartagramBryar69]

NO I AM KING OF PENIS!

[SN0WYmidN1GHTz]

whats poop taste like?

[SDeezyz]

whats the dogs name?

[HayWire122]

Lol This is my favorite ask swifty:)

[FunnyAsAlways1]

omg you are sooo cute and funny x3

[supwithyourmom3]

I am The only one who thinks Swifty adn Russel brand look oddly alike...

[URbrokeNCYDEfreaxxx]

i love our dog! and you ofcorse :)

[squeeky95]

Cute dog! lol, anyway; I dare you to get a sports bra to fit you, and put those fake boobs in it, and go to the store. :O

[NinjaKatLawliez]

lol fake titzz "."

[Dsh1zzle]

Is it a bad thing uf u get ur jokes and im11

[emilyandsydney]

HAHAHAAHAH PRESS 7<3

[cheese705301]

@animereviewdude

I was watching swifty videos when I was your age. Perverted minds, it's fine.

Also this reply probably makes no sense. But I'm just crazy.

But yeah. It's all good. ^_^

[estherjohannesen]

haha! keep pressing 4 :D

[animereviewdude]

is it bad if i understand your jokes when im only 13

[Kr4zYn3sS]

Hot.

[shanemc95]

'did you see justin bieber get het by a water bottle?'

' duh havent you.'

-ha-

'ahhhhhh!'

[lmbomg1]

0:00 i am king of tha penis, i am king of tha penis, i am king of tha penis lololololol

[DeathNoteShippuden22]

cutest dog everr!! <3

[jobrogirl300]

1:27 <3

[DrinkCement]

PUPPY!!!!!! :D If youre neighbors LOVE your loud ass then... Hmm. I forget where you live.

 Remind mehh please. IMMA GONNA VISIT YEW AND GIVE YOU A REAL SPECIAL PRESENT I FOUNDED OFFA THE INNERNET.

[TheCheckeredFlag88]

you have fake titties because you are a guy, and every guy would have fake titties if he could

[hanfastew]

the dog was soooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hanfastew]

he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo funny LOL!!!!!!!!

[1crazgirl]

I had a dog exactly like that but he is dead now....*tear

[jessekspace]

trop timbré, Jadore!

[rinissita]

1:58 LOVE THAT FUCKIN PART <3 Waaa?

[JessieTheAmazing]

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!! But I still love your vids, eyes, and Divone(?).

[ZincMX]

I live with the dicks!

[baanaanaa27]

whats your favourite sandwich filling :3 xxx

btw youre hot ^_^ xxx

[TheHellokittyhugger]

omg we have the same dog

[XxKayla33]

i fucking love your tatoo x)

[runescapitst23]

i am king of vigina vigina vigina, i am king of vigina vigina ....xD

[Isificational]

OMG!! What dog type is divone/devon

[Isificational]

pause at 0:00 (drug addict face)

[Shadecloud101]

HAHA! U DESERVED THT BEIBER!

[msricochet79]

i replayed "devon" 50 times...i no longer have an ass, cause i laughed it off

[Baygoesrawrr]

Lmao! "the possibilities are endless"

[animalLuva97]

I love you Devon and Andrea !!

[elzach0]

your very gay!

[ginny4harry21]

your Dog is cute, just like you, not that you look like a dog or anything just if you were a dog you would look like ur dog!

<3 ya

[WannabeDeadGirl]

"If you choke a smurf what color does it turn? Dead"

Made. My. Freaking. Day.

[Muffinzz123]

Whats another word for vagina?

[kittybaker3]

@Muffinzz123 pussy. clit. cunt. :D

[RawrMeCookie]

@kittybaker3 Clit is not the actual Vagina.. -.-

[scorpiofireflirt77]

I blame you for my dughters sick mind, i love you <3 hahah shes freaking halarious

[dandarinha14]

what the fuck is wrong with ur brain , dude ? u're fucked up!

still luv ya , tho

[KILLJOY525]

WHAT.......THE........FUCK

[mayeahmaya]

grrrreat intro. hahah

[niveksteehs100]

A lot of Youtubers videos are entertaining but not your funny and don't really make me laugh. But yours are HILARIOUS, I always laugh at your vids. I love you sooo much!

[saravilletown]

over here in this episode, Swifty looks like Russel Brand

cause of his "jacket"

[11budwiserbunny]

awwww that dog is sooo cute!! (:

[shaley123ily]

Are you gay?!?!?! If not why do you always talk about dicks instead of vaginas?! o.O

[tokiohotel235]

@shaley123ily I really dont think hes gay.......... and penis' are just mopre fun to talk about! duuh(:

[TheWildshadow]

Who's Junior Prestwood??????!

[malloryisthesex]

you must have the highest self esteem int he world... These girls are in love with you... and so am I.

[malloryisthesex]

no seriously, I want to see your penis.

SHOW ME.

<3 :)

[tigerfox10]

i wanna be queen of your penis! X3 

[littlexwildxthing]

i am king of the penis i am king of p-penis i am king of penis i am king-king of penis! :DDD lol

[XheartbrokenX200]

OMG!!! my dog looks exactly like your's shizta it does XD and ur's is rlly cute!!

[kayleigh7751]

What do i do, i just walked in on my grandparents having sex? I think i have mental problems now.(such a scary sight)

[mathismasters]

1:05 :)

[rndomprtyr0916]

press 3: SHE FARTED.

[FTFband]

would you fuck an elaphant or a cat?

[rinlentwinkagamine]

holy hell love that vest so frickin hawt !!!!!

[AJ97ness]

ANDY SIXX

[diegohermosilla]

press 7 in the video if you have a penis.

[MBernard3]

2:15 LOL

[tennisbeast723]

people i wanna bang b4 i die

1.you

2.you

3.you

4.ryan sheckler

5.anthiny padilla

6.shane dawson

7.you

[Tribelilsis]

@tennisbeast723  no it's

1.you

2.you

3.you

4.you

5.you

6.you

and lastly 7.you

[squeeky95]

@tennisbeast723 Who the hell is Ryan Sheckler

[lolsmilez13]

@squeeky95 He is a skateboarder

[Weloveroadkill]

@squeeky95 A skateboard pro. Lawl.

[maru93th]

@squeeky95 Google him!

[MrEmo1989]

@squeeky95 pro skateboarder

[Fagerhovstyle]

@squeeky95 he is a skater

[pppppcheck]

@squeeky95  AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW. HES A PRO SKATER!

[MrJokerr420]

@squeeky95 A skater <.<;

[JoshehsGigglesShawty]

@squeeky95 :O How do you not know who Ryan Sheckler is? He's a pro skateboarder.

[232juggalo]

i want his dog...it's sooo cute!!

[HesperInnocence]

@tennisbeast723 By Ryan Sheckler, do you mean Matt?

I thought so.

[shoppingkartind]

@tennisbeast723 Youre a slut. You dont have feelings for any of them. Youre dumb. I hate when girls do that.

[tennisbeast723]

@shoppingkartind calm the fuck down and take a joke. damn.

[elmotouchesme97]

2:14-2:17

YESYES

[ShelbyJayneCampbell]

i want you.

[Groudonproduction]

PpL i wanna Bang before i die

You (not Gay)

Shane Dawson (not Gay)

Onision (not Gay)

The Girl In My Class

The other girl in my class

the numbero 3os... girl in my class....

All girls in my class...

[thewolfkingskeeper]

i will kidnapp you and make you watch movies with me.

[Scenechick10O]

how big is ur dic

tionary haha

[Nomortaldaredtodream]

2:14 ! Best part ever!

[snowxdimond1]

random boners!!!!

[Musicispeaceful]

at 1:26 the noise is so funny XDDD

[sasukeAT]

That dog, is so cute... just like you~

[xXHisPandaBear94Xx]

lyk oh mi gawd. idk. i love ur poopy

[Musicispeaceful]

"if you choke a smurf what colour does it turn ?!

DEAD :O "

XDD

[PIXEELOVA]

LOL 69 Just imagine how peverted but fun to watch!!!!

8==D~~

[logan5z]

"Slap that bitch in the face with a brick." I fucking love you swifty

[Krazy8910]

why do you sound like yoda?

[NeverShoutBreonna]

Girl, aim for my mouth :)

[vamaroo]

Oh hot damn! Finally a youtuber from Alabama lol.... He's such a perv!! Cute... but a pervert all the same :3 ... If he wasn't I wouldnt watch though xD.... Always think of KFC when I watch him... Coincidence? :P i think not

[Rasengan0101]

@11Gabbe oh yeah and the smiley face is supposed to soften things up right?

[KoolskateboardingTv]

Lulz my names DEVON!! xD

[Supercoolgrd]

Does he not look like johnny Deep?

[KristiexKryptonite]

Is he wearing eyeliner??

[mrRainbowRobot]

You got that song stuck in my head...

[niomiskins]

do you live with AndreasChoice :L? Divone is in her video's :L?

[liagibaS]

2:14 BEST PART EVA!!! :D

[bowiewondergirl]

damn it why couldnt u make tis a day earlier it would have been on my birthday!

[TeeHeeItsKat]

@bowiewondergirl it would've been my birthday too! :D

[bowiewondergirl]

@TeeHeeItsKat go august 9th ers!!!

[11Gabbe]

The most retarded thing I have ever done is watching your videos :)

[lylatoxiclove]

Where'd did you get those stress balls from? Lol an like, why exactly do you have them??(:

[EarlyBirdie82]

I can see that these videos get progressively more insane xP

[NinjaBrideget]

PICK THE BLONDE1!11!!1111!11

[neongreen1397]

@NinjaBrideget ew no

[NinjaBrideget]

@neongreen1397 Im blonde so shut the heck up butt head..

[neongreen1397]

@NinjaBrideget im a bitch so i dont give a fuck shit head

[AnimeKitte]

Aww the dog's so cute! XD

[gerardbabe24]

I love how you have two stress balls that are boobs lol but why not just get a era

[sesshy93]

i want your puppy!

D:

[sic99308]

can i have sex with your mouth swifty ??