Mock The Week - Commercials That Never Made It To Air

[TheWoWMagician]

For those who don't get Hugh's song, that is the tune of the British Airways safe flight video they show on EVERY flight.

[kikithemad93]

"This machine took 2 stone off me....its a bacon slicer"

gotta love the scotch bastard sometimes :P

[scaryninja1693]

@LlansleyNinja141 Excuse me, what ninja school did you graduate from?

[berownesgirl]

0:53 - 0:58 Michael Mcintyre

[Liverpool5563]

Frankie Boyle is the best Qas

[DavieJones2nd]

Hello, Im Gordon Brown, just hold me... roflmao

[HockeyStickDefence]

John Darwin Jokes, in Hartlepool, we never hear the end of it.

[MetalSiicken]

I love seeing everyone like MICROPHONE MICROPHONE, MUST GET TO... awwww dammit..

[TheLollypop1705]

lidl's own shampoo because ur worthless

[TheMightyLeprichaun]

I don't quite understand why people are quoting from a video that people are either watching or have just watched in the comment box of that SAME VIDEO!

I am sorry, I felt that that had to be said, it is one of the most pointless things and it ruins the funnyness of the joke you are repeating.

Oooo look at me I can hear something, remember it then type it into a computer, I am so clever I deserve people to like my comment or even a gold star!!!

Or not as the case may be.

[bloempie123]

@TheMightyLeprichaun People are doing that to say what joke they liked best. And You may not like people doing that, but I actually read those comments and I find it funny to read it. At first I thought it was annoying too, but now I really like reading those comments, I don´t really know why, but I think it´s funny.

[FSshizz]

Find flying boring? Fly Quantas, you might die! LMAO

[DavieJones2nd]

this isnt just any gimp mask... lololololololol

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

"Now that's what I call a monumental cock-up volume 1" XD

[DamianHowardTV]

"I'm Fern Britton and this machine took two stone off me.. It's a bacon slicer!" xD Classic Frankie at his best!

[porygonxzr]

when he said lidles own brand he should of said because your worth shit

[kroschfoenigin]

@Liwah: Thank you soooo much! I've had this tune in my head for years and nobody could tell me what it is. With your help I''ve finally found it! I'm absolutely overwhelmed! THANK YOU!!!

If anyone is interested: It's "Sous le dôme épais" from the opera Lakmé by Léo Delibes

[1989dramon]

LOL Gillette sensor uber uber uber excell slices your face like a potato pealer get the previous gillette sensor

[mysterychemistry]

well, i'm not from the uk. it's interesting (annoying on bad days) how i always have 2 go through the comments in order 2 understand what they re saying or referring 2, and most of the local names mentioned in the jokes r just lost on me. a very engaged society, wouldnt u say? it's fascinating what u can learn about a culture through comedy shows.

[mmmtriplem]

masturbation. are you getting your 5-a-day?

[teencomment]

"I saw a peeping tom in your garden, but I warned him that this is MY PATCH!"

[armyandtrek56]

go micheal macintyre

[juicyjohnbox]

"this isnt just a gimp mask, this is an s & m gimp mask" XD

[SesameSeedSoup]

the daily mail racist so u don't have to be

[Chintiki13]

Bacon slicer.....oh god :)

[feldman61]

'Hello, I'm affraid my cock is stuck in your mailbox'.

[ildish]

explain the weeeee've lost your bags joke?

[TWop89]

It's a take off on an airline ad. I think QANTAS.

[Liwah]

Actually, it's British Airways. That's their signature melody.

[benm94111]

@ildish

mocking the airports

[HatzBoo]

31 million names on 3 great discs her majestys revinue and custom now thats wat i call a monumental cock up volume one...jus lol lol lol x

[Munchies1208]

Weeeeeeeeee've lost your bags.....

Weeeeeeeeee've lost your bags.....

Dididididi...

god hugh's brilliant xD

[1blondietuco1]

i was basically about to write excact same comment as that......he is an unfunny twat

[CMakaveli91]

@1blondietuco1 Laughs at his own jokes , likes the sound of his own voice and is just aweful compared to Frankie Boyle. So happy Frankie own'd him on Never Mind the Buzzcocks a couple weeks back.

[MDCVFIF]

@CMakaveli91 Ah well, some people clearly don't have a sense of humour. I guess you must be one of them.

[LokkerG]

@MDCVFIF Everyone has a sense of humor... shame perspective gives room for bias. I'm not going to harp on you for any reason, but to say a person has no sense of humor means one of two things: 1. you were being a prick, and assuming they're too serious, or 2. they took it personally for problems you wouldn't care for. Either way, the only sense of humor they don't have is the kind you have. Feel free to either consider this, or tell me something I've likely already heard. My contribution...

[Jinky2009]

Hello I'm Gordon Brown.....Just hold me

XD

[RandomGothicFay]

i love Russels high pitched voice!

fuck it i love Russel =)

[InsaneBreakdown]

gr8 int he

[RandomGothicFay]

yup he is g8

[h7878h]

the iceland one is classic micheal mcintyre i hilarious

[EvaRoseRead]

i love the joke at 3:50. ive seen it about 30 times, and still laugh

[AhmzTBJ]

me 2 lol

[CarondeletMerle]

The Daily Mail: racist in public so you don't have to be

[AhmzTBJ]

lol

[mekillhacksaw]

did any body catch the fart at 2.16 to 2.18

[VitaiLampada]

That's... not a fart.. that sounds like someone accidentally blowing into their microphone.

[AddictedToDivo]

What's the title of the well-known song Hugh sings at 2:19? I can't remember it.

[dmerfield]

The British airways 'signature song.' Hence, 'We've lost you're bags....'

[RayRocksMySocks]

I don't get 1:06 :S

[decky1990]

Mark's & Spencer's advert

[RayRocksMySocks]

I know thaat! I just don't get what he's saying ;S

[sbarry92]

Yes vry shit joke =)

[birdy47]

hold me....

[Spuddfluff]

Commercials?! Commercials?! CO-MOTHERFUCKING-MMERCIALS!!! They be adverts you stooooooopiiid fool.

[nofx6678]

calm the fuck down.

[Spuddfluff]

Can you not read the comic effect?

[nofx6678]

............it's hardly a comic effect.

[Spuddfluff]

I never thought people put ??-motherfucking-?? when they where genuinely angry

[AhmzTBJ]

lol lidls own brand shampoo because your worthless

[benj2297]

roflmao!!!

[Tentacleed]

bacon slicer, rofl

[fergal009]

Lidls Own Brand Shampoo. Because Your Worthless

[BloodOfLove]

great show but what was frankie's bacardi breezer joke about?

[tonyd180]

Girls who are used to having their knickers off drink bacardi breezers.

[dmirzai]

Stop trying to hit me- sooo funny!! I keep on getting random laughs in the middle of the night!! Lol

[gingy0vitus]

Stop trying to hit me ! Russles so funny !!! Hes really cute aswell ;)

[JessiieeCarr]

finally, someone who agrees with me, hes hot

[gingy0vitus]

I know i cant beleive knowone else finks hes gorge lol

[JessiieeCarr]

he is like gorgeous

[SatoTM3]

"masturbation, are you gettin your five a day?"

-yes i am

[SportyFreak123]

Haha Russell : "Stop trying to hit me"

and..... "Daily Mail, racist in public, so you don't have to be"

Love him :D

[RayRocksMySocks]

We've lost your bags XD

[Grifball2000]

why does Michael Mackintyre always go too far and kill his own jokes?

[yahoooutstanding]

because he's not funny.

[gloomyoutlook]

what is mark watson wearing? it's turning me on ;[

[allypallyox]

"stop trying to hit me!"

i love russell!

[CausingDistress]

@allypallyox Me too! He's so funny!

[WWEjasond]

lol russell's joke rocked

[Arei2005]

God I luv Hugh Dennis. S&M Gimp Mask

[madnesslink5]

You dont all have to write out each joke lol :S

You hear them when you watch the vid >.>

Mock the Week is great though.

[MetalOxy]

"I'm afraid your husband has been murdered .... could I borrow a shovel?"

Hahahaha. Frankie is great there and on the peeping tom joke.

Ahhhh it's great, MTW is just great.

[CallumCCC2009]

I'm Fern Britton and this machine took 2 stone off me

It's a BAcon slicer

[Phantomenigma4]

everyone wanted a piece of the first one...... Russell just wasn't quick enough half the time. Very amusing though.

[Spongebobsfriendjoe]

i love dis vid

[Spongebobsfriendjoe]

because your worthless

[deeznutts3778]

The daily mail racist in public so u dont have to be!! genius

[wackyemu]

"From Gilette comes the new sensor Oobah Oobah Oobah XL for that closest ever shave. In fact, this one slices your face like a potato-peeler... It's too close; get the previous Gilette sensor. It turns out we couldn't get closer than that one."

[Kwyjibo1992]

i'm sure there woz another commercial one on youtube where frankie sez "by the year 2020 we shall rule the earth. TESCO- every little helps

lolfuckinlol, 1 of da funniest things i ever heard

[Kwyjibo1992]

u find flying boring? fly Qantas, u myt die!

lolfuckinlol, whoever dat guy is he's funny

[FrankFries07]

LOLL!!!!! That was epic xD

[mikeXdeakin]

lol

[Juggleguitar]

best round of mock the week in history

[nothingtoobig]

i wonder if hugh dennis has a S&M gimp mask lol

[Juggleguitar]

gimp mask i get but wots s & m

[nothingtoobig]

sado & machoism, its this weird fetish

[XxChaosUKxX]

its M&S the other way round,

M&S = real posh place to shop.

[sladionbl4ck]

no its s&m its were you get pleasure from pain

[PhilipDK5800]

Hugh Dennis have the BEST face expressions EVER :D :D

[Dann01782]

Haa russell is SO funny :)

[marciemousey]

Russel's joke that he does at the beginning, in the high voice ... I'm not sure that I get it.

[Delboy001647363]

It's a piss-take of a creepy road safety ad over here that shows a little girl that's been run over and killed slowly coming back to life (broken arms re-forming etc).

If you are monumentally bored one day it's on youtube too, called "It's 30 for a reason road safety advert".

And yes, I was bored enough to find it...

[marciemousey]

lol, thanks! I actually will check that out. Better than uni work!

[Delboy001647363]

Aye, most things are! :o)

[NEEG07]

"i 'm fern britton and this machine took 2 stone off me, it's a bacon slicer"!!!!!!!!!

[s21rudeboi]

what does S and M stand for?

[Manamebeshauno]

Its like the Dungeon Sex

[Alzash]

Sado-masochism

[nothingtoobig]

its like tying people and stuff, and some hardcore fetishes

[NCFChazza]

stop trying to hit me. lol

[laniloo84]

I warned him... this is my patch!

[oliness]

The Daily Mail, racist in public so you don't have to be. So true!

[eraserblueblazer]

''I'm afraid your husband's been murdered - can I borrow a shovell?''

gotta love frankie boyle!! lol

[KazukaKazuki]

You know the "We've got your bags" thing, whats the tune from?

[oliness]

BA ads

[lordofthevids2]

i think it's one of the old brittish aways adverts.

[musicality43]

It's originally from the "Flower Duet" in the opera Lakmé.

[jamiebridges123]

'cause the faces he does after most of them are so funny! Hugh's hilarious :D

[crazifox]

michael macintyre is the best commedian in the whole world!!!!

[coolguyrko]

No way he is good but there are many better comedians.Lee Evans Frankie Boyle,Dave Gorman Dara O Briain and Ed byrne

[crazifox]

well i love all of the ones said but i also like brydgestocke

[titch7]

could I borrow a shovel lol

[krajnovic10]

"masterbation are you gettin your 5 a day"

legend

[robinvti]

My favorit is the on from 0:35 - 0:53.

Russel Howard rulz

[EmeraldWednesday]

2.08 - 2.10 Russell picks his nose and eats it!!

NOOOO!!

[jfkgirl85]

haha he eats his boogers!!!!! lol

[krypton87]

Hello I'm Gordon Brown... just hold me! Lmfao!

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

We Lost Your Bags, We Lost You Bagss.... lmao.

[xTkBaBii]

If you hit me at 40 miles an hour theres an 80% chance ill die.. if you hit me at 30 miles an hour theres a 80% chance ill live.. stop trying to hit me - Russell (L)

[IdentitySixteen]

He's great, one of the few comedians who can make me laugh even with old material no matter how many times I hear it.

I loved his "Max Mosely doesn't do Nazi themed orgies.." joke, and his reaction after Frankie's Fern Britton joke.

I love him-funny and gorgeous =]

Alan Carr interviewed Russell for more! mag this week, thats pretty funny.

[0nedayatatim3]

"The Daily Mail: racist in public, so you don't have to be" ...jokes, but unfortunately true

[TDuffy04]

Lidells own brand shampoo, becuase your worthless

[SHTANDARD]

find flying boring? fly quanus, you might die.

LOL, whats that guy called again? he's really funnyyyy.

[IdentitySixteen]

Mark Watson

He was a guest captain on the last series of Never Mind The Buzzcocks, really funny on that as well.

"I'm back from my canoe trip"-classic.

[wackyemu]

He's called Mark Watson. "Oh hello; I'm afraid my cock is stuck in your letterbox!"

[wackyemu]

Just out of interest, does Mark Watson remind everyone of Eric Idle from Monty Python? I know he does to me.

[lbillison94]

im afraid your husbands been murdered....can i borrow a shovel?

Frankie rocks lol

[hargreaves4united]

love mock the week and frankie boyle 4 prime minister

[PhippsyUK]

lidls own brand shampoo because your worthless haha

[jobe129]

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[sylerpatrelli]

masterbation, r u getting ur 5 a day

LMFAO

[hudy7676]

1st comment luv it

[angrysoldierdb]

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