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  • Thats what happens when Chuck Noris pees in the ocean.

  • This video makes me sad... Idk why because that was clearly an explosion...

  • holy crap

  • lol it was clearly an explosion.. you can hear the count down

  • what ever  it is...it isnt a natural occurance.

  • That's how I jizz when I haven't jerkoff for a week.

  • ITS A FUCKING BOMB. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE AND HEAR ITS A FRENCH CRUISER TESTING WEAPONS FFS

  • nah, looks like a bay maybe 75 feet deep. That would be equivalent to a daisy cutter.

    Yeah I would say misterLEM0NS below has the right idea.

  • and people wonder why we have so many earthquakes ...

  • No, Chuck Norris went scuba diving and randomly farted- LOL

  • this is not an explosion, it is a fart of a whale /o/

  • well..im stuck in the hospital for scuba-diving in chuck's megalodon shark aquarium..

    ouch

  • Its neither. This was an amature video taken of a navy vessle that had sent divers down to detonate a stockpile of munitions and powder magizines from a sunken supply convoy. The black and grey smoke should have gave it away.

    Its a news report from a while back.

  • I guess it pays to film something extremely boring, what do ya know a giant fucking explosion!

  • Swamp gas..

  • BPs gulf oil well........oops seal broke

  • to be truthfull..i think he was taking a piss and then trying to get back to his spaceship..He pissed on the wrong tree..He should have stopped in California where they would hold it for him..

  • thats a big explosion but it would be the smallest nuke ive ever seen lol.

  • its called a deapth charge. its an ordinary explosive device.

  • pizza bagels are so good

  • I wonder why the earth is changing our seas are warming our weather is unpredictable it must be my fault please tax me more to pay for more weapons which screw the enviroment.

  • God damn it fucking a man. I can't go any where on the net with out seeing something about chuck Norris. Fuck that guy!!!

  • For all you people saying that it was explosives, YOU ARE WRONG.

    Chuck Norris went for a swim and farted. DUH

  • Detonation of old explosives and toxic shells - most likely.

  • hey retard they dont do countdowns for volcanos going off.shame on this clown

  • Now to catch a fish we use water nukes!! BOOM all the fish for free LOL

  • 0:29 CHEMTRAIL!!!

  • damn jim bob I didn't thinks the dynamite coulds blow like that.... you think we gots any fishs?? lol

    jim bob- nods head...

  • Due to the many trails above from Teslaships an apparent backfire or sudden jump in altitude of a ship above forced up the water.

  • what happen to the wve that comes with the shift in the water

  • @antoine121290

    That doesn't happen unless an earth quake occurs or something hits the water

  • this is just a French army underwater missile testing ... don't make such a wuss abou' it ..

  • underwater mine or torpedo testing. Anyone who's been at sea knows how those things go off.

  • I would like to see someone survive a nuke blast at this close range. lol

  • Ah Oh at end of video he is in a Panic. Did they get hurt?

  • The Fleetwood trawler men getting angry

  • Deep sea oil hunger!

  • I just came

  • •Chuck Norris did a cannonball

    V

  • @stinkybigfoota9e yes.. yes he did..........

  • Why would they go strait for it if it did that

  • a whale has explosive shit!!!!!

  • Depth charge.

  • It is a blast used to hollow out the bottom of the sea floor, prob. to expand a canal.

  • anti-shipping mine would be my guess. can you say, 'dumbass' though? ill give them points for detonating it on the sea floor or close to it (notice the darker secondary plume) but they lose those for being so close. lol, unfortunatly, they didnt realize it til it was too late.

  • they were detonating submarine mine or what its called one that is round with kinda like spikey nodes on it which are the sensors. There are alot of them near france england from ww2 norwegian navy has been clearing alot of those for like 20-30 years. Ithink they are called "Bath mine/bomb" something like that check it on google.

  • Chuck Norris farted again...

  • I would have shitted myself

  • I'm actually thinking now it was probably an explosive. A ship couldn't be close to a nuke because of all the radioactive water raining down with the explosion. It could be a depth charge or bomb detonated close to the surface. It seems to be a large bomb or something.

  • Oh wow.

  • It's called a "Depth Charge."

    

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  • Quite clearly a Nuke and not a Volcano "idiots" When has anyone ever counted down a volcano? You can clearly hear the frenchman counting down to the explosion.

  • @RepublicOfFinn And why would a ship be out there waiting for a volcano to erupt. We do not have the ability to predict with any kind of accuracy an volcanic eruption!

  • this cool volcano

  • A whale farted, obviously.

  • this is a volcano you retards.  look up tonga sea volcano

  • @chillaxer1993 Then how come before it exploded, the guy said 3, 2, 1, *KABOOM*

  • i hope aliens come and wi[e oput everyone who fucked with THEIR planet...asholes

  • Camera man shook hard as a mug.....

  • Fucking humans. I hope UFO ´s comes and wipes us out of this planet.

  • ime sick to death of mankind thinking he knows better, we cannot tame the weather we cannot tame nature, its time we realised this, mankind will not be happy until hes fkd up the whole world,,,,losers,,,,,fkin losers, the quicker we wipe ourselves out the better it wil be for the rest of the animal population & for mother nature & earth!!!!!

  • What governement think : We can destroy ourself , so do what we can do

    What people think : It's for protect us

    What I think : WHAT THE FUCK ! WE DON'T NEED TO PROTECT US , THERE IS NO REASON TO DESTROY OUR PLANET FOR PROTECT US !

  • well the dude on the boat seams to be counting down for it...

  • ......why?

  • guys on the boat are pretty calm?......unless they were expecting it? or do i detect a hint of after effects?

  • 96% of all valcanos on earth are located underwatwer they blew the top off DERP

  • Discrace...

  • WTF! thats our fucking water....!

  • depth charges. calm down sparky.

  • as a race... we are fucked.

  • Mass beached dolfins whales dead fish ,sonar ect.

  • Fuckers take fishing seriously, don't they?

  • NO i think it would be stupid to share this video , so fuck it ...As for Haarp all involved what goes comes.....(

  • this happens to be the first underwater nuclear test done by the usa in the south pacific. they put naval vessels in a circle, hung a nuke under the water, tied goats to the decks and set it off. it destroyed most of the ships mostly with deadly radiation and caused a huge wave... stop lying and get a life.

  • @swat4hire Shouldn't they be speaking English if it is the Bikini Atoll test? Also, that test created a MASSIVE explosion...

  • @SynergyKim However, that dark water does show a good "slick" so maybe it's a smaller test?

  • this bothers me: why is it people bother making fake videos wjen there is so much real stuff going on around the world...

  • Under water mine demolitions. Go back to sleep.

  • i know EXACTLEY what happend!!

    chuck norris was scuba diving and he farted!!!

  • they were messing up our planet .....

  • You don't do a countdown for a volcano eruption and they wouldn't have been able to be nearly as close for underwater Nuke test. They were probably detonating mines or another large explosive.

  • Goku was lookin' for some fish in the ocean and decided to just fly up.

  • Pretty sure this is footage of a Navy minesweeper doing it's thing...

  • Where's that would be massive wave from it that would have swamped the boat Cleverly made

  • why do you think it was an underwater volcano ? when clearly people were waiting for the explosion and it seemed to be a count down being heard...

  • Military devils destroying Gods Earth!

  • detonating a sea mine

  • Trying to catch some fish... <0,Oo<

  • Well it is clearly and explosion, however, it was not even close to a nuke. Sounds more like torpedo testing or even depth charge but for sure not a nuke.

  • I cry out for this earth this video is terrible in everyway

  • if any of yous had a brain yous would realize its an underwater mine removal ship they blow them up so ships can sail the waters again . yous fools

  • They act like they we're expecting it,,,you'd think they would have gotten their ass out of there.

  • There's something not quite right about the horizon. I call fake.

  • @craiggybear you troll

  • i cannot understand these things happening. The human beings are totally destroying the earth. Somewhere, bombtest on the mountains and deserts and now in the ocean. Don't you ever felt that there is life under water? just to enhance your discoveries, i am curious, what kind of human beings and animals would be produce in the future. Could we still expect normal inhabitants of the earth in the future, or zombies?

  • Its french nuke bomb test, guy voice says "8, 7, (..), 2, 1, fire!" and after 15 sec "F\/CK!"

  • Its FRENCH and they detonated some shit... not a nuke probably because some faggots are starring at it then and there... I wouldnt want to stand around a nuclear explosion without protective clothing and a gas mask... so no nuke and no volcano. Sea mine detonated by french fries.

  • @USEYAHOO They ran like it was radio active

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  • That their ship just 'happened' to be there with camera ready means 1) fake or 2) planned event. There is a slight chance otherwise but doubt it. My guess? Detonation of a large explosive underwater on a planned basis so they were able to get good shot or...fake. Always see the SIMPLEST most LOGICAL solution as MOST LIKELY but keep MIND OPEN but NOT TOO OPEN.

  • @fightfeces of course it planned oO a voice is counting down on russian or something...

  • Chuck Norris farted

  • it is sort of well made but where is the tsunami that should have happened? I mean after an explosion like that you should have created the tsunami....

  • That you guys is a example of the bloody farts of the devil know you dont want to mess with him do you......... HAHAHAHAHA

  • ur a faggot

  • Thats like what my dick does when I cum!

  • It was a sea mine being detonated.

  • Pbs had this special about deep sea fish that blow up if you real them in to fast. Thats probubly what happened. i hope its a series on cuase i want to see them blow up other animals too.

  • I farted!

  • Now that was a blast.

  • I have seen this before in a navy minesweeping class, Its a French military mine-sweeper, or mine-hunter. They demolished a mine that was on top of a shipwreck. Turnes out that the sunken vessel had more then a few more mines underneath the deck. Two people in a dingy controlling the demolition got really hurt but survived.

    Truth be said ! Peace

  • fuck man i almost pissed my draws from that damn explosion...shouldnt of had the volume cranked up

  • @CRUNCHYBDaVEGA ok than there was probably no fish around

  • and this, this is how we fuck up our planet...

    

  • @stanislao10 this is a volcano dumbass. it's a volcano is tonga or samoa

  • True enough just some underwater explosions, no a-bomb, no volcano, just a lot of TNT.

  • the guys who made the top comments are right it's just the Navy blowing up an old sea mine that they no longer have need for and feel like it's a hazard to civilian safety and im pretty sure the fish would have either go away from the mine or still live but get pushed away by all the rushing water caused by the explosion under the surface

  • @MountDewsAwesome NO way a fish would survive that.

  • sad...

  • Humans, forgive them for they know not what they do.

  • well, cordy's doing his job.

  • thats what you russians fishing !

  • 5 seconds be4 i cum i count down and this is what really happens

  • @coolwael hahaha

  • chemtrails all over the sky too

  • @AmazinMyself hehe, they will soon burn in hell if they keep on doing those

  • going fishing

  • fricken amazing explosion man

  • sweet. i'd say it is evident the bastards were too close before blowing this.

  • 00:29  That's one hell of a boner.

  • regardé bien comme l eau est noir qd ca explose et regardé la viedeo du tsunami au japon la couleur de l eau qui englouti la cote

  • so much toxic waste into the sea, Thank you goverment

  • OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! I SO HEARD THE ALIENS COUNTING DOWN.....In French..... SOURCE FAIL!

  • OMG!!!  WTF!!

  • do you honestly not know that was a controlled DET they were counting how obvious LAWL

  • You can hear a guy counting down in the background.

  • looked cool but I bet it kinda stuffed the environment down their :(

  • Million fish should die in there!!!

  • fuck that looked fun i want that firework BOOM!

  • The name of this video is ridiculously misleading.

  • its a underwater mine... there testing them.

  • yur in a navy ship have you eve heard of torpedos

  • GODZILLA!!!!!! AIEEEEEE !!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

  • the captain was clearly counting down to the explosion so were do you get underwater volcanoe from lol

  • Thanks Frenchies...I'm sure the local, and not so local sealife appreciated that.

  • They are fishing.

  • I didn't know the french knew how to use explosives or firearms. interesting.

  • you killed so much fish :( fuck yous pointless

  • Haha they would be doomed if it would be a nuclear bomb!

  • La marine française en action :)

  • thats so cool, great video

  • DUDE! Is this what caused the massive herring die-off? NO WAY... Maybe it killed the birds in Arkansas, too! Whoa... now THAT's conspiracy theory!

    Thank you for the video; it was way cool. :O)

  • A Hydrogen bomb would get them 100 times further lol

  • they're breaking the surface before drilling for oil morons...do some research.

  • Who cares about your bomb explanations at the top comment. Weapons are stupid ya know if their were which i know there are good men left then they would realise to eliminate war you need to make it illegal to pocess any bombs and weapons of mass destruction. How is this cool to you. Their are so many weapons now that this bomb could be on your street? this kind of explosion could happen downtown anywhere anytime 2012 is gonna be really bad and I know this because I do lol lol lol 666 man beast//

  • military test. they sound like they are speaking french

  • Under water mines being destroyed... I have seen similar videos that sailors shot during WW2.

  • someone divided by zero..

  • poor sea creatures...

    wow though....

    small explosive device destroyed no doubt, nuclear I doubt.

    Nice video anyway, thanks for sharing

  • aweeee,,,,du pooow wittle fishes died....charlie to tuna....did you run off with sponge bob?

  • It had to have been a controlled explosion they were counting down.

  • reminds me of when i eat goat cheese..

  • They killed my fish family. :'(

  • A nuke?! Come on, do think that those on the ship would be so stupid to get close enough to get sprayed by the radioactive water? It is a depth charge.