I refuse to eat at Chic-Fil-A

[jondowd11]

This is supposed to be funny? This kids isn't even mildly amusing, its just stupid. He can't even keep his fake accent going and completely gives up on it towards the end.

[KINGJADEX]

This is some deep stuff for Dax Flame!

[ledwardflash]

The funniest thing ever.

[celtpilot]

a bit lame

[thatwimp123]

i cant believe some of you people dont get the joke...chill out

[TheMjmoonwalker2]

its either ur full of shit or your brain is a block of coal

[iAmRabid]

@TheMjmoonwalker2 @xmultiBEAST50 you two are both fucking retards... He's acting! for God's sake do you even own a brain?

[xmultiBEAST50]

Hahah its funny because he thinks they r real cows

[DAvonzoAllDay]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAH this is just so funny. hahah

[ofSandandSound]

Vertabated

[T6SnipingBackup]

BABY

[09poolcleaner]

He's acting you shitheads

[highman6789]

"don't call me a baby or ill hit u so hard!!!"

yea fuckin rite how do u know where i live

[goaleygirl]

Eat mor chiken

[shayzboyz55]

Dude u r the dumbest fucking person in the world and u r a baby

[betterthanyouify]

I hate you

[Rileytheidiot736]

You idiot it's not a freaking cow it's a dude in a costume

[EwAsBM]

@Rileytheidiot736 he's acting.

[parodyvids100]

And thats why u should be a vegitarian

[123omgpwnt]

its a fake cow!!!

[balcersaurus]

a wig and blue dress...he was supposed to be like...george washington

[phatznipa66]

i would love to beat the shit outa this fucker

[ActionMirror]

why does NOBODY get the joke! Jesus... the amount of stupid people in the world is ridiculous.

Irony isn't THAT complicated.

[PastulioProductions]

@ActionMirror and its not that complicated to know that he is an actor chill out

[ActionMirror]

@PastulioProductions ........ i don't think you understood my comment.

[OlyJeebus]

@ActionMirror

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention - now that IS irony

:D

[ActionMirror]

@OlyJeebus haha good

[CallMeLyall]

dont show this kid slaughter house vidieos...

[R0CKRAND0M]

...the cows aren't real in those pictures dax...they're not real...they dont have feelings either

[R0CKRAND0M]

...the cows aren't real in those pictures dax...they're not real...

[wyman38]

since when do mascots eat grass 

[bonker333]

I miss the old YouTube.

Not the layouts, the old people.

[fifo816]

CGI DUMBASS

[rofsi29]

@tgproductions97 and to everyone else that's being a dumbass, dax is acting. He doesn't actually think the cows are real and he doesn't actually take samples from people with his mouth. You guys are so ignorant -.-

This kid is like, a genius. Go troll elsewhere.

[XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX]

LEAVE THE COWS ALOOOONE!! D'=

[tgproductions97]

it's not a real cow, and if u really care about the cow this fukin much u probably wood not eat a hamburger, go cry to PETA, and another thing chick fil a is DAM'N GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EwAsBM]

@tgproductions97 lol he's acting

[minutemancl]

This is the worst Christopher Walken impression ever.

[therillkill]

baby



[md90411]

Dax flame you are so smart and cool. Please make a new vid

[LimpSausage27]

Omg its a fucking plastic cow...ITS NOT REAL DUMBSHIT!!! IT DOESNT HAVE FEELINGS!!!

[TOmdAbOOM1]

why the fuck did you wear a fucking suit to the mall

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

cows can't cry but they can stand up?

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

angel*

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

words of an anel

[ljpelicano]

You Moron!!!! It's not a real cow, Cows can't stand up straight!!!! This kid should be locked up somewhere

[mavishill]

@ljpelicano u dumbass, he's acting.

[ljpelicano]

@mavishill Thats acting?

[mavishill]

@ljpelicano he's playing a character he created. he's actually not like that and at one point was one of the top youtubers and a youtube 'celebrity'. for some reason, he has just disappeared from the scene.

[theeggsandwhich]

@ljpelicano actually hes thebest actor out there

[ljpelicano]

@theeggsandwhich I think everyone would agree this kid just has a mental condition

[jbs06e]

thats not.. thats not vertabatem

[limo299]

you fucking baby

[superdogbigmac3]

fuck you chick fil a is awesome

[history4675]

OMG The last thing we want to do is have that cows face known and humiliated.... I bet i ate that bitch at Montgomery inn yesterday

[history4675]

THEN DONT FUCKING EAT CHICK FIL A

[vonic7]

Good for you standing up for animal rights Dax. Nicsta13, karma's gonna fuck you so bad my friend. Anyone who thinks it's ok to treat animals poorly cause they are "just animals" eventually gets dealt some bad shit in life.

[sj737457]

@vonic7 No this dude is a idiot, Ive seen the poster before, the name is chic fila, meaning chicken food, it showed a cow dressed up like a painter painting the poster, meaning eat the chicken not me (me = cow) also they didn't use real animals, this idiot don't know shit.

[Zovex11]

@sj737457 You do realize Dax is an actor, and this is his online character... He's not really like that.

[vonic7]

Good for you stivc

[im4everskilled]

baby

[TheParodyArtists]

i dont think it wuz a real cow :/

[ThisIsAndrewTime]

being high makes this 200 times better lmao.

[nicsta13]

Who gives a shit its a fucking cow!!! Its gonna die soon anyways!

[adamwde85]

do you have autism?

[GEARSCOMBATANT1]

'you know the white part of your ey-'

[Romario3000]

OMG THIS IS A JOKE!!! SERIOUSLY DUDE!!!!!!!!

[clarkemenn]

DUUDDEEE!!! its a freaking poster

[MegaGrover1000]

5 words: It's not a real cow.

[Ignore14]

@MegaGrover1000 3 words: he is acting.

[classicrock297]

sometimes i like to moo with my friends too :D

[petewentzluv23]

Its NOT a real cow!!!!! its a guy in a suit!!

[jpo211]

you wear a suit and tie when you go to the mall?

[zextreme47]

its 5am and I think this is a lot funnier than normal lol. I missed you Daxflame. Now to watch tons of videos!

[LOHS21]

2,046 people dont moo with there friends

[kidzbop411]

stand up for watever u think but those cows arent realy dressed in fkin clothes...

[BCfan08]

baby. do it pussy.

[Devauxsis]

Really dude... is that what a food court is? A place to eat food? Thank you for clearing that up for me. All these years, I thought it was a place to gather with others to compete in a curling event. All this time I kept thinking, "wow, these people are doing this all kinds of wrong. They're eating, who's the skip? Where are the sweepers?" Thank you Bernice. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

[flappyAFRICA888]

@Devauxsis :)

[Disruptful]

ur a fucking queer.

[Aaronr9555]

If you listen close somebodies playin a gituar in the background.

[mahdi215]

Ayo this kid is the shit man loooool

[AnsonAdams]

Baby.

[thecmonster93]

where did you ever see george washington in a dress with a cow's head and a wig? i think you need to be taking more of your meds. or a little less. but you definitely need to get a clue of reality. nice shot in the eye, by the way!!

[penmarck1980]

This kid has no idea what he is talking about. The cows are cartoons!!!

[russell0512]

This kid is an idiot and who cares what he thinks

[MrXcitement666]

this actually makes a lot of sense lol. it's pretty brilliant thought process.

[videoguy604]

And Chick-fil-a supports anti-gay hate groups. Boycott their "Fascist McNuggets"

[SmithAveOnreLemonde]

@videoguy604

I work for chicfila. So I can say that they definately dont support any type of anti-gay hate groups. I dont think the company agrees with homosexuality but they DO NOT support haters. We can disagree with people without hating them can't we?

and also personally one of my best friends is gay. He's AWESOME. i dont agree with him but i still love him to death.

[videoguy604]

@SmithAveOnreLemonde Well, if Chick-fil-a doesn't agree with homosexuality, I won't make them compromise their values by taking my homosexual dollars. I'd go without dinner before I'd stick another one of their sandwiches in my mouth.

[SuperCupcakeMaster]

did you really think that the cow was real!?

[PROTOTYPEbeatbox]

is it a real cow???

[nickluvheat]

4:56... oh yeah, i wonder who would look at you like ur weird.....

[roxybent]

hahaha what a moron

[MrEvan9]

What if the cow was animated?

[bcraven10]

Oh my-lanta.... The economy is in terrible shape, we still have soldiers throughout the world, and THIS guy is posting 5 minute rants about a graphic created in Photoshop of a dressed up cow.  And we wonder how we ended up here.....

[musicmaniac960]

@bcraven10 fuck up idiot

[bcraven10]

@musicmaniac960 seriously? haha!!

[Rawrrritsmatt]

maby that cow wants to be in a wig and a dress aye whatever floats ya boat

[flipmason728]

please stop

[magyman11]

Your a tool, chic-fil-a is delicious

[Fauxtos]

So high.

[PrivateIrishmayne]

i refuse to not eat at chic-fil-a

[FreeByrd6]

i love how long it took him to say "ver batim"

[Nathanrules]

If this person is real he should be in movies. Literally every thing he does makes me laugh at him.

[deathtoicons]

wow you fukking tree huger

get a fukking life kid

[hippiezombie]

This video makes me hard

[mberger78]

have you ever heard of PHOTOSHOP????? the cow wasn't actually in a studio or dressed in those clothes...  What a retard...

[brazilianboy0993]

@mberger78 Satire...Sarcasm...You're actually really dumb....

Watch his videos now knowing hes kidding to make a point...Do you watch Stephen Colbert and South Park and the Onion and think they're real??? -_____-

[mberger78]

@brazilianboy0993 You're joking right.  I don't waste my time with those mindless idiotic programs. I barely watch tv as it is, and when I do its to watch something intellectual that stimulates my mind as well as increases my braincells rather than decreasing them...

[Jaclyn980]

"Eating grass, and 'moooo' with it's friends."

[MrJossiv]

He's trolling us hard.

[pqskater4life]

its not a real cow u baby and the sign says eat more chickin dumb asss

[Emmma360]

I um.. garh.. yeah.. my mom.. - Dude, can you complete your sentences so I can laugh at your "jokes" properly?

[THEMeganDrake]

Ummm wtf theyre prob not real cows stupid. And the reason you go to a fast food restaurant is to eat the awsum food not to get mad because they use cows for advertisment!

[nhmiller1231]

ur right the cow is made for it to be in a factory being slaughtered to go to my tummy :)

[LudeandLude]

Last time I give you my money chic.....fil...a...

XD

[Zeanu]

A cow doesn't think! BUT, MAYBE, A COW DOES... you must think about that!

[jonahgrayson]

Dude lol and a little to much

[coleypokey]

biting grass

[IAmWeirdAndUKnowIt]

dont u no the cow is fake???

[Adrian87104]

he has a speaking disorder

[trevorsanchez91]

What a great child actor.I'm upset I gave this video a play.

[nbts5n2]

fake cow retard

[im4everskilled]

biting grass

[csosa46]

ur an idiot.

[shotputndisc]

you do realize that its not a real cow right

[tomd212]

faggot

[bricee1234]

dont call my baby i will hit u so hard

[xxFlourellaxx]

why does his voice/accent change throughout his videos

[tenthings2006]

Why am I here? What is this? Why do I have a wig on?

[TJBrizzown46]

im pretty sure that it wasnt a real cow....

[WHizPillows]

lol funniest part 1:39

[hencoleman]

Man, you are the funniest kid on Sesame Street.

[BrokenButStillInLove]

a blue dress looks like george washington

[BrokenButStillInLove]

1:41, stupid idea

[KeithSavesTheDay]

People who are hating are ignorant. It's obvious the cow is fake. He's being a comedian.

[mouthomi]

BABY< now what, u gonna beat me so hard, :p. Im pretty sure George Washington wasnt wearing a dress and what would the cow do with money... BUY GRASS... lmao this is one of the best videos ive seen on youtube and u are pretty weird, IN A _____ WAY

[michelle21194]

I am 130% that it was a board.

[MetalStormofDeth]

lol a wig with a blue dress, like George Washington!

[nbts5n2]

i had know idea what a foodcourt was thanks for telling me (sarcassim)

[thesilenttalker12203]

''biting grass,and just you know,moo with its freinds and stuff." thums if this is the best line in the hole thing!! ~much love!~

[kcsmith21]

hilarious.

[FreenDayMusic]

Hahah ! :) "Don't call me baby , I will hit you so hard ! " <33

You are THE BEST !

Get back on YouTube and make new videos pleeeeeeeeeease ;)

~~~Racccchel

[vacntryboy94]

I'm just just throwin this out there and this is a total shot in the dark, but i think he might be trying to make a funny video, not sure though, maybe i should just leave a comment saying how wrong and stupid he is like everyone else....

[everyoneisgolden]

don't call me baby i will hit you so hard

[MikeRotten15]

Fuck you.

[slippysock]

FAKE COW DAX

[NinerGreen]

So because you feel bad for the FAKE cow, you decide to go eat a burger.....Do you not see the irony? Instead of eating chicken, you go and eat a cow.

[Naruto1151]

Lol, the cow is fake

[hahaconverse363]

And you know what they do with the cow after they "humiliate" it? They send it to a slaughter house to be made into your hamburger. Or did you think hamburgers were made of pigs??

[hahaconverse363]

Cows do cry, and hamburgers sit in you're stomach for a year before it is actually digested. You use a lot of big words and "facts" for a little guy.

[thesilenttalker12203]

@hahaconverse363 no sweetie,they dont sit in your stomach for a year. it goes away jsut like eeveerrryything eles.

[TheNewCockroach76]

It's Eat Mor Chickin.

[ARNRF67]

Maybe the cow was just doing what it had to do to support it's family.

[MyCoolpop]

it said eat more chicken. :] its ok though, close enough though bud. and  baby, for getting hurt.

[MyCoolpop]

it said eat more chicken. :] its ok though, close enough though bud

[Haruharah2]

or, y'know, the cow has clothes photoshoped to it.... :/

[JTAGxPrivateLdw]

That is hilarious!!!!

[natalieodean]

baby

[LennyChuLive]

don't call me a baby i will hit you so hard

i wont really nevermind

[KimmieTheGreat36]

LMAO. Love you Boo.

[uzumakiking]

lol "vertabatum"

[MajKong101]

Congrats you refuse to eat at a food place now SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[narutouzamaki664]

@MajKong101 LOL

[LightningStrikeXXX]

Dax, you are retarted. Wow.. Just wow... Does he honestly think it's real?

[frogman7721]

guys, isnt he just acting?

[Jaclyn980]

@frogman7721 No one knows

[drmax89]

baby

[lustwagon96]

BABY!!!!!!

[SimplyMcCune360]

why does he dress like he's from the 60's :P

[narutouzamaki664]

@SimplyMcCune360 LOL

[kirilk87]

HOMO

[RobNLynchburgVA]

I keep seeing this commenot,"he's an actor, he's an actor," this may be true, but he sucks, his improv sucks his delivery, sucks. Stop leaving our the neccessary adjective. He's a BAD actor.

[lVIarshaLL]

@RobNLynchburgVA I think his acting is supposed to be of a nervous guy with odd stories that entertains us, so if he was a great speaker and he never said "um" or "er" it would make him less hilarious because his act would look as if he was acting (which he probably is) rather than him being his actual personality

[eximility]

i felt sorry for the cow too :'(

[BrandonANDBrantonTV]

@eximility why...it was a computer generated image -_-