What if...

[RandomGirl380]

WOW, I always wonder if i'm retarded...

[TotallySOme]

OMMJ I do that to :) oh and ya OMMJ means oh my mockingjay ya I'm a hunger games freak.

[ImTotallyDrawn]

i alot of the time think especially when i was 10- that what if the world and stuff was a dream,a story stuff like that or just exist to one person and night time when where asleep is when there awake or stop thinking about me

[Kaitlyn0299]

what if when everyone turns 13 then they fall asleep and right now were all asleep and a bunch of kids are running the world o_O

[JohnnyJchrome]

Your not retarted your just weird as hell.

[NSlasher]

lol i was 8 years old when i first had that sort of questions.

What if everything is fake , what if i wake up right now and everything was a dream?

As a 8 years old that was wayyyy too much for my brain to find an awnser.

But 14 years later i got the awnser. its simple rly.

when you have a nightmare then wake up, 1h later you dont even think about it anymore. so that would be the same if the real life is fake, you would just wake up and forget about it.

p.s: english is not my main language sry:P

[XyroZJ]

What if...

COWS HAD MEETINGS!!!

[iModifYouri]

last week

[iModifYouri]

haha i just thought about this last it was freaking me out

[TheBullySEmaster]

omg guys hes on to us!

[LazyBen612]

Ohh shit dude, I've thought about this before, its crazy

[Th3GudStuff]

sure your not

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

I think like that too... like every morning in my school we sing before we go to classes, and that is when I am afraid... I am afraid that what if we are standing there, and instead of a singing "hour", there is a little meeting where the principal is giving a speech, and then I am just standing there singing... it creeps me out...

[kazrim7]

its just pot head syndrome bro, It happens when you celebrate 4:20 daily

[chuckhumble]

i celebrate 4:20 twice a day and then sometimes in between to and then sometimes i wake up and celebrate just because im awake

[YesIDidYourMom]

Only retarded people can please one person a day.

[logle1]

<3's you fluffee :D your great ^^

[AngelicaTaylorSings]

dude your not retarded..alot people r like that...usually from smoking weed causes all that..u lose brain cells from smoking weed..so ur not retarded ur just extremely random!

[obamasuck566]

ur retarded...... RETARDEDLY AWESOME

[relaod9]

If you understand the term retarded, there is a 70% chance that you are not retarded.

[S3LFMAD399]

I'm pretty sure I'm not. But if I was, then I don't know, you know?

[NeutralBanana]

Ah... time for some FLuff T.V., wait, shit.

[coolyl100]

Well you are oh YouTube people watch you

[9790Josh]

People that dislike these videos irritate me

[lachproductions101]

i hope my life hasnt been reality tv show coz i have done a lot of embarresing stuff and i bath alot

[volalla1]

3:29 INCEPTION WAS FLUFFEE'S IDEA

[mcdiamondpick]

no!

[halodeathfan]

everyone is retarded like just they wanna act all good

[72roachie]

im pretty sure your not

[rnassirammarissanr]

I have always wondered if my life is like one huge dream or if this all is just a TV show. I feel really not as weird now that I know I am not the only person who thinks things like this.

[MrFindingmusic]

Im pretty sure we are all retarded in our own way xD

[xloveegurlX]

I've always thought about that. Like what if I'm retarded and no ones ever told me? That would suck.

[apocalipticpenguin42]

i think we all could be in a joint coma and when you die you wake up

[soycd98]

lol

everyones slightly retarteed!!



[jhoncena9111]

Retarded people never realize they are retarded.

[applebee143]

some times i feel like im going to wake up in a hospital bed infront of a movie theater and look like an alien surrounded by other aliens waiting for me to wake up.

[rs99mage]

im pretty sure your not in a dream cus i feel preaty real right now. wait what if i the one in a dream? and im dreaming about you dreaming about being stuck in a dream but its really my dream the whole time? what if your not even real what if i just like made you up and your just a 2nd me like that moive fight club or maybe i am you dreaming about being me but really im you just dreaming about living this whole 2nd life as this guy. what if were bouth in a dream? and were in each others dream???

[438426x1]

These thoughts remind me of my first salvia experience....

[Supersingh2701]

Ur half retarded and half crazy :D

[PlewxytheHewxy]

If you're retarded, then youre the best retard i've ever heard of.

[AvrilLavinge4eva]

Yeah, you are. Sorry but is is soooo obvious that your retarded. Yeah umm i gotts to go, bye..... Im just joking around. Ha ha ahh..... ( not really your retarted)

[kiwiasable]

I THINK OF THE EXACT SAME THINGS ! :O

[TheCarth]

you are freaking retarded dude please get a life but still do your vlogs they are funny as hell

[55Fastball]

Maybe we're all retarted and the retarted people are actually not retarted o.0

[TheGrieco420]

.yes you r not

[TheFatty2497]

I think about the Truman thing a lot too.

[739199]

Your not retarded, just stoned.

[dooditgirl19]

haha i feel so stupid but sometimes i think about those same things too haha

[lukajokic2000]

dude your not retarded your just funny and very,very,very...stupid hahaha lol.

[wingsgirl8]

I think like that too!!!!!

[ryansshank]

ur not completly retarded ur semi retarded..

[FizzyPop9X]

You are the Daniel Tosh of youtube. But not the Rob Dyrdek, cuz he is an idea stealing queer.

[DeathXDealer726]

What if i wake up one day and i'm a camel that was in a coma and camels rule the world.

[crazy4sian]

Well, I'm here, so this is obviously real. That first part is definitely something I wonder sometimes...

[Brenna2468]

your not retarded your just uh...... funny,no....weird,no....oh, I got it, *special*

[TheSh4adow]

Sometimes I think "am I real? I mean I see myself in the mirror everyday and I'm ONE individual out of 6.8 billion people in the world. Eh screw it *lights joint*

[Aizenvsanyonedontmix]

YOU,ARE,NOT,RETARded.

[kinglordstr8]

your not retarded YOU ARE A GENIOUS

[pipipaige]

I sometimes think everything is just my imagination too, and then I get all freaked out and stuff

[SoftYukiCross]

You aren't retarded your semi retarded



[snazzyjazzy1999]

@deshawnalosi haha

[TopCityPrince]

If you're retarded then I'm retarded for watching you! lol Viva Fluffee! :D

[elitedood12]

i think the same way and i think that everything is just in my head. every single thing is a figment of my imagination

[MrNauruto]

I think I'm dumb cause I have a hard time understanding things.

[USKOhacks]

Your retarded :D

(Your retarded for thinking your retarded)

[OwlCityFan26]

i was so paranoid after watching that movie!

[snazzyjazzy1999]

whats fluffee's real name??

[sonicprop97]

@snazzyjazzy1999  stanley lol

[snazzyjazzy1999]

@sonicprop97 really? haha i thought it was like aaron lol haha

[FlashFireSkarmory]

$15.75...penny short...wtf did you pay with? o.o

[Gailiant]

Hmm. I have always wondered if the people that are considered mentally disabled are the smart ones and we the "normal" ones are stupied......

[babygirlily69]

your not retarded

[YourBiggestFan2552]

I think u just have an amazing imagination!

[lukerretard]

i now what u mean

[123thunderhorse]

dude no joke. sometimes i ask myself if im retarded also. like literally i wonder maybe im mentally challenged. im not. according to my doctors. ur not cause ur funny as hell and can talk not like an idiot. ur awesome. love ur vids

[Similaar]

i thought i was the only one thinking like this :o sometimes i'm like: am i retarded? and i've always thought all this was a dream and one day ill maybe wake up or somethin

[SaureenLovesYew]

He found out!! 

[brittany10605]

UR NOT RETARDED!! :)

[bloodangel13100]

your not retarded your semi retarded

[RecoverRedeem]

Great T shit Quote: "Am i retarded? tell me i'm retarded"

[Rawdog65]

@RecoverRedeem you know you just said "T shit" right?

[RecoverRedeem]

@Rawdog65 lol yea... i did it ON PURPOSE, you missed the chance to make that comment funnier -.-

[MsCoolkid234]

i was painting my nails and got some on my face when he was talking about the missing penny

[freakingawesomeguy1]

ur not retarded

[carter10paul10]

u do live on mars

[victoriaisntsosecret]

Sometimes I can't understand whether things are real or just an illusion forecast by God. I mean, if this earth ends, then what if the end is just the beginning but taking a different route? I mean, what if when you grow up, you're actually being born? What if a 30 year old man is actually just a lifesize, wrinkly, arthritic baby? Seriously, even though I'm 13, i might just be growing in my mother's womb with my life being screened 13 years ahead of time to tell me what everything will be like.

[Noctoru]

Fluffee was either REALLY stoned when he made this or not stoned for the first time in his life

[CaptainObvious222]

MAYBE I'M ALREADY DEAD AND ALL OF THIS IS JUST MY LIFE REPLAYING IN FRONT OF MY COLD DEAD EYES!!!! OR MAYBE THE WORLD HAS ALREADY ENDED AND THIS IS HEAVEN!!!!!!!!! ... If this is heaven God has lied to us.... ALOT...

Or maybe this is hell I mean this world is really terrible... Drugs...Death...Fluffee...

[culliganbro1]

@CaptainObvious222 thats deep. seriously

[blattermaster]

@CaptainObvious222 ummmmmm............ okayyyy.....*runs away*

[smokeymccrap]

YOU KNOW I FEEL THE SAME WAY some times like what if it was like the matrix. Or we are in a comic book and the end of it is 2012/may/27th or i think it is that date that the end of the world is. and god like is sitting on his throne and goes oh my this comic is boring 3,000,000 i spent writing this and now its over and god throws the comic into the fireplaceand it burns.

[TheChosenBlox]

southpark reference lol.

[KellyVargas209]

You're not!

[kikreyo]

inception!!!

[kikreyo]

what if your the 1 in every 200 people that is mentally psycho teehee!

[mdhuman]

i feel the same because i think of a lot of random shit.

[408xSP33DYx408]

its just like the matrix

[MrAwesomeness510]

nah your good

[MyPoopyButt]

Before I was born the doctor told my mom that I was going to be mentally retarded, so now I'm always wondering if I'm retarded o.o ....by the way it's part of the human condition to think in the way of illusions.

[Metalhead1365]

Sometimes I wonder if everything we se and do is just an illusion. Like it's not really there, it's just in our minds. Like right now I think I'm typing a comment on my iPod, but I'm really just lying on the floor with my hands in a grabbing pose and I'm randomly moving my thumbs. Weird huh?

[cjsworld9000]

@leopardsrock27 ikr! its weeeerd

[cjsworld9000]

im so sorry to break it to you fluffee -_- your not retarded. everyone else is. which makes you retarded.

[capsfanjason]

its not a dream u cant have some of the senses u have liking touch or smell

[bvbforlife1]

your not retarted just a little messed up in the head :)

[pickleweazle141]

i always think like, what if the world we know is in a different demention and the ghosts we see and the myths we hear are all true, just in a different world or dementions. so we live in our house with another family, and maybe if we lived in a shitty house its realy nice to them and they see us slobs somehow and think were ghosts, or we see them all dressy and think there old timey ghosts o.O idk lol i live in oregon and theres nothing to do so i think ALOT lol :)

[ChantelleBritney]

Whenever I look into a mirror I always think...like what if that's the real world? And this is the opposite world beyond the mirror? Am I just a cloned opposite of somebody else? The real me who hates dogs and love seagulls? I don't wanna hate dogs and love seagulls :((

[Theonlyonewhocares1]

@ChantelleBritney eh, your not the only one who thinks this, this has always been on my mind im glad you were able to voice it

[ionfortuna101]

some times i think im a baby dreaming about my future or being on a reality tv show like that

[Imakeitcool15]

How could he be a crak head if he was in a coma?? -_- lol

[alli1docious]

feel better now?

[alli1docious]

im retarded

[Duelmaster360]

Your not retarded... Your just REEEELY high.

[999tornadoman]

@Duelmaster360 hahaha

[canada4pking]

your retarded, u feel better?

[JayJayDDC]

Sometimes I wonder if im retarded and people called retards are super fucking smart mind readers.

[Netherwolf6100]

Fluffee, have you ever heard of Mitch Fatel? He makes the retarded thing look funny so don't worry about it

[stoner666ism]

thats stoner talk right their boy

[WolfHowlX]

Trust me, if you got at least C average in a normal class and you have somewhat good social skills your fine. I actually have a brother and sister with special needs, my brother being not as bad, but I can tell your merely on an average thinking range that I can detect from your videos, the way you speak, and how you think of things. you're not even close to retarded. Ur just funny.

[WolfHowlX]

Trust me, if you got at least C average in a normal class and you have somewhat good social skills your fine. I actually have a brother and sister with special needs, my brother being not as bad, but I can tell your merely on an average thinking range that I can detect from your videos, the way you speak, and how you think of things. you're not even close to retarded. Ur just funny.

[zompire996]

dude your a stoner dont worry about being retarded lol.

[destructorofjay]

I'm Not Retarded ! 

[meme411ify]

oka well dont dumbass urself 2 death lol

[xxflipflopxx13]

Ur so funnyyyy:) ur not retarded, I promise. :p

[jimbanen25]

Fluffee, if you are retarded, then I am a complete dumbass.

[LilScar727]

ive been wondering that im a ghost in the world

[MidnightCrumpets]

I've been wondering the same thing.

I'm always thinking about stupid things that don't make any sense like: "What if I see colours differently?" You know, if some day someone would come to me and say: "Hey, what a nice shirt, blue is your colour!"

"Oookay...But this shirt ain't blue..."

And other people around would also be like: "Umm, yes it is. What are you talking about?" Oh God, I'm losing it.

[i44sk8ers]

my mom did day care and this 1 kid jacob wat retarded but his mom didnt no it till he started 1st grade and teacher got him tested she was so upset and confused i think she was retarded 2.... and if u think ur life is fake see if u can go 2 fiji ???

[FcknKylax3]

Ive thought that...



[coloygage]

fluuff you aqre not retardd

[ka4yan420]

LOL How much pot did you smoke that day?

[hahamachine1]

WHAT! I'm retarded! Nice way to break it to me doctor!!!!

[haleyhots]

ur not completely retarded ur semi retarded dah

[DolphinVet33]

your retarted jk

[529awesome]

hes not retarded. i get a lot of my inspirations from FLuffee....wait... its that good?

[jimster1111]

hes baked out of his mind...

[Kimberlygable]

what if you woke up one day like 40 years later in your life just to realize that you've only been dreaming about your life from before?

[XxCherryBombBitchxX]

You coud be retarded if you were but your not cuz you cant be o_o;

[brooklea98]

no way in heaven, earth, or hell are you retarded

[123567cookie]

your not reatarded

[WornOutWilly]

i pinched myself to check if i was in a coma >.<

[Nadenick1779]

Its the MATRIX

[wilesy1000]

love the intro

[zeppelified94]

WAY better than =3

[Noex0x]

you r not retarded....

oh i forgot there is a new WEEDly special on pizza hut

[idotributes]

You're not retarded...you're just a scorpio :)

[audriiXD]

i always think that im about to die and my life is flashing before my eyes and im just remembering all the stuff ive done!

[58tu]

Lolz,i think that too,but hey....I'm an immature 10 year old...I think that I'm being stalked by people i know,on a Tv show,or this is just all a dream....I'm a girl btw

[58tu]

Lolz,i think that too,but hey....I'm an immature 10 year old

[1377master]

ANYONE ELSE WHO PUTS "You're" AS "Your", IS FUCKING RETARDED

[ceceluv4]

ur retarded

[MrBunnyWasHereFirst]

@ceceluv4 or you're just jealous that you're not funny.

[BecauseTeAmoTanto]

At first when I saw him with a beard, I thought he was God. But, then I saw, he didn't have a Slipknot sweater on.

[thewhatsit104]

technically if he realized he was in a coma then he would wake up and it would cause servere mental damage

[tastetherainbow1198]

OMG FLUFFEE'S SANTA CLAUS!!!!!! XD

[TiffanySmith789]

OMG!! I've always thought that this world was just a dream! Like one day i would just wake up as like an alien or something!

[melody4444441]

@TiffanySmith789 I still think that...  >.>

[MrTiannaRawr]

@TiffanySmith789 same here! like exactly the same

[RecoverRedeem]

@TiffanySmith789 lol it's funny because you probably do.

[ubercoolist]

@TiffanySmith789 OMG ME TOOO i think like maby i wake up as like a nine year old and the last like lot of years of my life were a dream and stuff like that

[xxxax31xxx]

you're not retarded, man, you're just Canadian xD

[bagerlover3]

ive always wondered if ive just ben asleep all my life or some tihng

[worldwars2000]

hi



[121jada121]

i know retarded a kid in my class 1 time he gave my teacher a headache and a early retirement so u have a hell of a smartness im a bit retaded

[121jada121]

i know retarded a kid in my class 1 time he gave my teacher a headache and a early retirement so u have a hell of a smartness

[VolleyballGirlATL]

u rock!

[Tychodonas]

If being retarded is the same as being awesome then your 100% retarded

[kittybootzakaxandria]

Your defiently not retarded because you make fun of the retarded people

[MrHomeroAlvarado]

look i thought of that myself and think about it to this day but you are not retarded you are just to funny that you sound retarded just dont think like that or else you might go retarded

[desserteagle50call]

he is not retarded

[23khalid23]

yah u probably are retarded

[manpete420]

fuck man ur scaring me

[star2229girl]

You're smarter than a lot of people I know D:

[GhostFireMode]

ive thought like that to and still wonder

[DEDEDE711]

your high arnt you?

[BdbFNMack]

Your shirt Is awesome :)

[KevinConnerBowman]

NO NO fluffe no need to think right now

[ChurrChurrChyeah]

You and i think very much alike.

[umaan1994]

Your Crazy

[RicoDuroska]

I used to think about that coma thing too Dx

it was such a scary thought ._.