Just One Book: Save Salt Publishing

[bughandle07]

I went to Salt's lovely word-drenched website and bought just one book by some poet or other, and I now feel more saline than thou. For that self-righteousness kick you just can't fake, pontificate about what poetry is and isn't to your dog. For all your actual psychic and pataphysic needs, go to Salt now. Remember, you don't even need to read your book to feel a warm glow, you just need to pee yourself. But if you give a flying one for the poem and its cuddly wee producers, get thee to Salt.

[chamiltonemery]

Anyone looking after kids at home will be familiar with the WWF Adopt a Polar Bear ad being piped in with every commercial break on children's daytime television. Hope you enjoy this spoof.