Beached Whale

[ChloeRosie14]

I need to get wet eesep

[osamahey]

Thumbs up if you actually find New Zealand accents fucking cool!

[EarlOfGrantham]

Do you want to know what a sophisticated Australian is, a New Zealander.

It was a joke.

[AlbertKuntz]

You know if you repaced "beached" with "baked," this is pretty much exactly what most conversations are in NZ.

[mekz100]

wale wale wale, what do we have here?

[mekz100]

no i canchubru

[DONTPK1]

A chup yea a chup bro a chup a chup, Nah bro, only eat plankton bro, ahh that's shit

[sherlock2110]

whut r u doing bru?

[squatro4]

broo

[xXrobotchikenXx]

beached as bru 

[MrKhanProductionz]

Super cool frm Durban

[IShokktYou]

XD hahahhaha lol thats sooo funny XD XD

[mekz100]

bru

[BoogaBoogaBarbie]

hahahaha, my friend from Australia showed me this!!

[LoganNZL]

I bet a fucking auzzi made this ;)

[lemonNZ]

In Australia "Flinders Lane" becomes "Fleendahs Loin"... so, you know... swings and roundabouts, init.

[WolfDawn3028]

I moved to NZ from across the ditch (Australia) and I thought they had two i's in the alphabet,

(A B C D I F G H I) instead of saying pen they say pin, its quite amusing to point it out to them and listen as they try and hear it. That's for taking the shit outta my accents so ha!

[Axisoflords]

@WolfDawn3028 A B C D E*

A B C D I?

[twilightqueen21]

Most of us don't sound like that... :L

[Swich94]

Came here 'cause of Cotts and Ravine ;) Epic scratch samples!

[firefang225]

My form tutor showed this to us in form because he's from new Zealand, but he didn't know about the swear words in it and spazzed out when he heard them and tried to exit the video but it wasn't responding and the sound kept playing XD

[86cheezle]

hahahaha funny az

[baviddeckham]

*plinkton



[ChelsGleek]

I don't eat chaps bru, I only eat plankton

[WhiteMountainSB]

haha, this make's me proud to be a new zealander.

[Ringtest]

im a straight lurker if you didnt knw. im always beached

[blummpkinz]

oh newwww

[djubermix]

this sucks

[MrsShiaLabeouf12]

1,127 New Zealanders can't accept the fact that that's what we actually sound like.

[Specterr1001]

was fuckking

[Demimonique101]

Oh shit! Ur beaches as! Lol

[Atmospherepunk]

this is so funny beached as brew

[TheMatuakore]

@gurumal879 what dick?

[gurumal879]

Suck on ma dick new zealand,

[AceishPlays]

i used to be beached as then i took an arrow to the knee

[ChurSanta]

Check out Chur Santa on You Tube

[Mrefsika]

did anyone notice the whales fin is only half blue

[AceOfSpades1197]

@Mrefsika Was the first thing I noticed...

[blackadder1966]

@HORIFurrah1 sweet bro, those who can laugh at themselves make the world great. Aye

[teash147]

like if your watchin this in 2011

[the67go]

1,125 People are beached whales.

[1401113]

more people have watched this vid then the people in NZ hahaha

[LisaChuUK]

Im beached bru!

[van1llaface1]

@blackadder1966 - so your a pommy poof?

[jewpiles]

How the fuck does this ahve 7 million views?

Also, the word "bro" being used more, is a fucking stupid trend. Hopefully it'll end soon.

[blackadder1966]

@landylecya.

I'm a pom in oz and people take the pixx out my accent all the time. Four years ago I could not tell the difference from oz accent. I like people who can laugh at themselves, good on ya

[htfamily]

Reminds me of ATHF

[NickiMarie94]

My friend is from New Zealand and I've recently become obsessed with Kiwi's and their accent lol I love this series <3

[blackadder1966]

Kiwis do speak like that, every other word is bro, sweet bro sweet, aye what ya say bro aye.

The reason they say 'aye' so much is because its the 1st letter of the alphabet, ' b' is just too much to remember.

[LandyYecla]

@blackadder1966 Hahahahahaha, thanks for the delightful compliment. (a new zealander).

[MrSoliPat]

@blackadder1966 Bro in NZ is like mate in australia

[H0RIFurraH1]

@blackadder1966 Hahaha what a bastard!! I actually found your comment funny though aye.

[danmanjones]

mean as jarod >: )

[TheCdevo1]

"have a chip bru"

"nah i carnt eat chups"

"ah shit"

"i only eat plinkton"

"i carnt chew bru"

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[Cozavideos33]

@flayyoualive wat does it say?



[margittarget]

so is the kiwi accent to the australian one like the american to canadian one. cause I'm american and I don't think I hear the difference

[BringMeTheDrumer]

@margittarget yes it is, im Australian and i can tell a Canadian from an american though if you lived in Australian you'd be able to tell the difference between New Zealand and Australia though.

[HBDesignsXD]

just try a chup bru

[GatMarksTheSpot]

nek minit... this shits straight fail go get a life dats not a kiwi accent roflmaobbqsteakandeggs

[alisha6898655]

we don't even speak like that?? :/

[ecstacyJ0yrid3]

potatoe chupz aye cuz chur chur

[ajbronco12]

love this! im kiwi, the accents sound hilarious.

[StonedAzDude]

Still funny!! :)

[n3k0girl]

i dont get it o.o

[Isise333]

so funny my dad actully wet him self!!!!!!!!!!!!

[caedesleighton]

I'm British, wtf is this?

[NikzPureKiwi]

@caedesleighton their taking the piss of Nz accents

[ajbronco12]

@caedesleighton aussies taking the mickey out of the kiwi accent. i think you have to be aussie or kiwi to appreciate it fully :P

[gslorach]

I'm Australian and new Zealand is awesome

Broo

[crazyromanian1]

@gslorach So good wine coming out of that area these days.

[lolthisisdeer]

lolololol

[seda49]

lmfaao , im australian this accent makes me laugh so hard :L

[xZiPL0cKx]

well thats shit -.-

[phrntcc]

this is so dumb bro.

[oiramrizzle]

....im beached dis bro..lol

[Mastahjosh]

Not gunna lie, pretty funny!

[Lodepi]

Lol at people trying to make fun of NZ culture- WE HAVE NO CULTURE TO MAKE FUN OF

[jaysatanfox]

@Lodepi auu no bro

[Tar1ga]

@Lodepi

true dat!

[hecktick133]

lmaooo this is awesome

[Fuuxnz]

love this

[SuperDrakob]

lol!!



[musicloverxo91]

this is the stupidest thing i ever seen

[mycar77]

lol the worst Nz Wannabe accent ever LMAO HONEST but this is funny lol

[JH2theK]

what the fuck bru, im from NZ and i dont talk like that. Like, bruu, serious.

[lahez04]

Oh ok i get it....ozzyz mockn kiwis....

[laddo22]

@fjg1670 I'm sure it's not how you all talk, but it is how some of you talk. Plus, tv/cartoons/movies always egzagerate accents. Either way, I laughed XD

[fjbutch]

Cool...

[lahez04]

Dont get it.....ddnt mak me laugh....whts da joke???

[yorkheardt]

@lahez04 haha, jokes on yew brew!

[Wonkymarkj]

my cousin made this!

[moreraro]

1117 people are kiwis

[peachymusiclover]

@moreraro no their not this is a kiwi video, duh. it said at the start New Zealand.

[peachymusiclover]

@moreraro 16004 people r mostly kiwis

[xmausermoox]

@H0mbr3G most don't! it's kinda a little inside joke the entire country has, like a stereotypical maori accent. people just imitate it a lot. it's a little hard to explain, but yeah.

[9jubbajubbaZZ]

It's funny how the video has more views than the entire population of New Zealand :D

[FedABCxp]

watch "drink drive legend" in youtube. its so funny

[Pebblezcrwd]

@FedABCxp ohh, ive been internalizing a complicated situation in my head :D

[FedABCxp]

@Pebblezcrwd haha yeah. "want a chip? grab a chip"

[teachmehowtotroll1]

@FedABCxp Want a chip Bru?

[mafiaXboss123]

ooii bru eat sum fush and chups

[KitFallapart]

Nick Boshier in the credits is Trent from Punchy :D

[Kainasse]

This was made in NZ not Austrailian

[MrPresto50]

wtf!



[fjg1670]

new zealanders don't talk like that

[cadmiumblue]

This isn't really funny. : (

[bronniehumie]

Can't chew brew

[H0mbr3G]

I never knew New Zealanders sounded like this! So weird, they kinda sound like South Africans. I always thought they sounded like Aussies. Learn somthing new....every day!

[retrospectroverted]

@H0mbr3G I'm from New Zealand and we definitely don't sound like this... the people got really wrong. On this animation, they "Om beeched ezz brew".

[shanecrab]

i need to get wet asap hahaha find some pussy bro!

[yuio3456]

you sound pretty prejudiced towards australians nukm4, not everyone in australia is a racist, and to be honest i think you just were just exaggerating to make your point. by the way this is satire, not a parody.

[MrChowTheTroll]

This video is very educational if you want to learn NZ culture

[Seffyr]

@dEaThFrOmAbOvE264463 That's not funny! Racism is a crime!

And crime is for Maoris.

[x0devilish0x]

@Seffyr dude thats not funny shut the fuck up.

[FedABCxp]

ae? i don't say "fush and chups", i say "feesh and cheeps"

i don't say "six" i say "sex"

so really, i speak like Steve Irwin(RIP) and i live in NZ

[OMGSHINYXD]

I just realised that nobody actually says "I'm beached as, bro". All those t-shirts were lying to me D:

[BoxOfBearios]

i may get a lot of shit for saying this but im aussie and i love kiwis.

theyre accents are adorable:)

[captngrandpa]

highDEAS brought me here

[IncurablyAwesome]

I love New Zealand accents hahah :D Don't worry; I know they aren't usually this extreme, but I still love them :3

[XxItBeatsForYouXx]

I'm from NZ and imma chick and we say bro and we only talk in those accents when we're taking the piss :L

[ctrononon]

@XxItBeatsForYouXx THAT IS THE JOKE.gif

[IlkzAzizFilms]

No one is probably gonna read this but i really hope somebody reads it :) <3 gonna type it any way because i feel at least one person will.

i'm a person that loves to make ppl laugh. I know theres like 1 million of those in this world

But please check my videos out and comment or like if you like my videos

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[rhysomac]

It's a really good impression til about halfway through and then it starts getting a bit over the top and even kiwis like me take a second to understand some words. You can even hear the aussie accent come in when he says "misleading" like "misloiding", kath and kim styles, haha. Also hear it when he says "understand"

[SoundsOfSirus]

All you racist peeps should just chill and have a chup. Hell, have sex chups. Just stop being all, like, racist az bru.

[LxJhq]

new zeland just won the rugby world cup!

[MrLuke506]

Animation is sooooo bad

[SwimmmingFishy]

@MrLuke506 Thats the point

[lvKiiNGzl]

Put your hand up if your an Aussie and your ancestors are all convicts who travelled here on hulks and should go back to the UK!! Fuck off we are gay!!

[The535clarkey]

Put your hand up if your an Aussie and fucking sick of kiwis living in Australia?? What do they add to this country apart from forklift drivers and courier drivers!! Fuck off we are full!!

[LandyYecla]

@The535clarkey Haha, I'm a Kiwi but I can assure you I'm not coming over. The reason that everyone is is because NZ doesn't have any jobs whatsoever, because our economy is well and truly fucked! :)

[xzXxCuReDxXzx]

@tallolivier these aint auzzies there new zealanders dumb ass

[Tman16901]

People should stop hating on this video, they should settle down and have chap XD

[alfordisashithole]

Has anyone noticed he's part see-through

[GlobeRevan]

@kiwimetalhead207

Your English makes my eyes vomit blood; please continue your former trend of not spouting your god damned non-sense on the Internet. Cheers, dumbass.

[vixeyv]

im aussie and im embarrassed that this funny clip seems to look like an open invitation to hurl meaningless insults at kiwis. get a job, i love the kiwi accent

[Connorpowns]

Like if you have a bigger d*ck than me.

[MelllieJoy]

@Connorpowns That is the dumbest cry for attention I've seen in a long time. Congratulations. You've successfully convinced the world you're an insecure moron. Have a nice day.

[tallolivier]

stupid ozzies

[JediNinjaMan]

PLINKTON!

[scootNsk84life]

i get beach when i boggie board

[kiwimetalhead207]

Hahaha, I have never left a comment on the net before but when I read all these idiotic comments from stupid people on here I had to. Maybe all the people that comment on youtube all the time should actually live your lives instead of staying on a machine all day arguing about a you tube clip. It's a funny as clip, if you don't find it funny your a miserable dick. And all this racist bullshit?? If your an asshole your an asshole simple as that. doesnt matter where your from.

[sydneymassive]

This is exactly how Kiwis talk.

[TheWhisperingEye33]

NZ classic

[TheJackjack573]

LOLz its funny because im from New Zeland and no one says "Bro"

Nice!

[BigAnt737]

@TheJackjack573 Bro, I'm from NZ and everyone says "bro", even girls

[rejekful]

@TheJackjack573 Ofc they don't say bro , they say brou..

[AGENTNiPPERKiN]

This isnt funny, this is just new zealand

[nukm4]

Wow, how is it that 90% of the people commenting on this have managed to COMPLETELY miss the point? It's not SUPPOSED to sound like a real kiwi accent [maori OR pakeha], it's a parody of what many people outside of nz THINK we sound like. No, kiwis don't pronounce "as", "ez", but who gives a fuck? No, we don't say "chup", but, again, who gives a fuck? And to all those wonderful racists [australians] coming on here and saying they hate kiwis; the feeling is mutual, idiots.

[IamJigle]

@nukm4 Hehe we aren't the ones that came to the country in chains :P

[nukm4]

@IamJigle Um, what? 

[Sting316]

@nukm4 Did you just say that the accent in this cartoon was a racial stereotype and that people should wise up and be more tolerant and open to the real Kiwi culture... but then went on to make a racial stereotype of your own saying that 'Australians' are racist? ...Hypocrite... thy name is nukm4

[nukm4]

@Sting316 No, I said it was a racial stereotype, but that it is one that I don't mind, and in fact rather enjoy. What I then said is that Australians are the scum of the earth. Do you disagree?

[11bane11]

@Sting316 You're a fucking street card magician. Street. Card. Magician. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nukm4]

@11bane11 I assume you were actually talking to me. Now, let me ask you, what *exactly* is wrong with being a street card magician? Except that I probably earn more than you.

[fookineow]

@nukm4 just joking, you actually speak like that.

[nukm4]

@fookineow Oh, so YOU really do have sex with kangaroos then, hmm?

[fookineow]

@nukm4 yep, you got a problem with that?

[nukm4]

@fookineow Well, that's bestiality, so yeah.

[fookineow]

@nukm4 you have sex with sheep? thats beastiality too.

[nukm4]

@fookineow We don't have sex with sheep, actually, and I find your implication very racist.

[fookineow]

@nukm4 racism is my profession bro, I'm proud to be called racist

[niggerdeath888]

@nukm4 lol another kiwi with an inferiority complex

[nukm4]

@niggerdeath888 Whut?



[criticalmass181]

@nukm4 Mate...Not all Australians are shitheads. I'm offended........ I'm an ANZAC........(remember that bit of history?) Some of my best mates are Kiwis, and I love 'em dearly.

[67621995]

@nukm4 I'm Australian and I dont hate kiwis, I love you bru ;)

[tangocolt02]

@67621995 Want some ghost chips bro?

[101amyjay]

@67621995 im australian to and i think there awesome broo :)



[hinemoak1]

@67621995 ahhahah then YOOOOOOOURRRRR AWESOME :)

[hinemoak1]

NEW ZEALAND IS THE BEST EVER :) (tome)

[WijLopenLos]

@nukm4 yes you do

[nabisign95]

@nukm4 i don't hate kiwis and i'm australian

[Kittylol9]

@nukm4 Not all Australians hate kiwis... I'm Australian and actually think Kiwis are pretty cool, bruu

[chyeahannabel]

@nukm4 i love kiwis and i'm australian