Karl Answers Your Problems (And Stuff)

[debs4mysweetbaby]

Hahahaha!!!! I'm dyin!! LOL :)

[ClubzyDemon]

not as good as the clubzy demons!!!!!!!!!!  there AWASOME!

[Kway32]

Sweet!

My name is Karl (with a "K") also!

[JoshuaMouncer]

cool

[JoeWhittington]

good job!

[Ayamedesu]

Omg

he must be a cool teacher then ^^

[cmoorecole]

Dear Karl,

I have this problem with YouTube. Karl Daly is missing from YouTube. Can you fix this problem? and stuff...

[quezicotl]

I can't seem to remember where my cat was, I had a really weird dream last night... something about pain killers and a tight purring thing stuck on my johnson... oh if u could help me find my cat,sorry I gotta go to the john again, nothing seems to come out though i really got to go.

[tripplehelix]

I have a rather large penis... what do I do??

[minibob94]

My problem is that i have a vaginal blockage and my period will not come out! iv been to the doctor but they say that they will have to poke at it with a cotton bud! so please will you help me through this horrible change in my body! i see you are very good so please help me!!

[tubeeorrnottubee]

My Problem, which is Mine, Stated by Me, As it is, and Here it iS, My Problem

The AUDIO on my APPLE LAPTOP keeps cracking IN and OUT on me! {as you can tell in virtually ANY of my videos, (but for the Montages)!} It's sO DiSCoURaGiNG! ..Is it treatable?? Terminal?! 8-{ .. HEYYeLLP!! ~ :)thankyouverymuch(:

[PolskaPumaDeLuXe]

du hurensohn

[EdParnell]

Good fun. Nice one karl.

[Leesafc]

Yea same here. Your from America how does your grandma know her :S

[Takilicio]

we dont need you to fix our problems. the answer is one for all problems: smoke weed everyday

[pedroatlarge]

So I smoked nettles and it sucked! Who says we don't need brains like Karl to help us out?

[s0meKindaHate666]

lmao pause it at 00:54.

[pico89]

lmfao eliasbennis

the picture of the women on the wall does close her mouth at 42

[pico89]

i new it he was just being a jack ass

hes not realy a nerd....

[KendrickSF]

Here's my problem...How do I get into your pants, you lovely bit of man-crumpet?

[lilmamaness]

OMG, I have the same problem. Ughhh! What to do?

[UndergroundKorzen]

OOHHH OK. now i get it!

now i can see that he IS acting.

wow i'm friggen retarded

[eliasbennis]

look at 00:42, the woman in the picture closes her mouth

[rhcpguitarar]

HOLY SHIT! Freaky.

[tubeeorrnottubee]

WHAAAO!!! Nooo **** FrEEEaKY!!! ..It happens again at about :55, and another coupla times too! Maybe it's one of those holographic pictures, {holograms?}, or something.. Reeeeallly eeeeerie though! OooOOOoooohh! ~Fun guy our KarlDaly! ;)

[NoCripNoBlood]

I have a problem with his glasses, all round and red and shit.

[kikrum]

okai so...

my problem is that i cant figure out if this is all a joke or not.. ( all of your videos ) XD

[xmko85]

why is there a picture of doris roberts on your wall? :(

[swoozie1593]

your a loser man if this is a joke then you must have a lot of time on your hands or if this is real your a really big nerd or your ppl have weird voices man

[helschinki]

he's a comedian.

[mpp101]

I have something thats been bothering me everyday since i was 16 (im 23 now)... I got in a fight and hit a kid in the back of the head so hard that he was rushed to the Emergency Room. I got in a lot of trouble too, so does this make me a bad person? I cant help feeling everyday that i nearly killed someone and it makes me feel like a terrible person =(

[xllxKarenxllx]

His Accent aint scottish coz im scottish =]

[smoopypants2]

i cant decide if this is real or all a big joke so you can sit at home and laugh at all of the people who actually ask you questions.

[Serpentino1121]

Ah...yeah people, like Karl really gives a Flip about your dumb problems. He already forgot he made this video.

[SmileOnADog]

You are funny but your accent can't decide if it is English or Scottish.

[nrp2oo9]

i have severe buttrott!!!!!

[Kressara]

that's really nice of u karl

[PACKSrock331]

my problem is that for my marching band camp we have to pick people to be in our cabin and i don't really want to pick between people. what should i do?

[Adria20]

Can we do it sometime karl?

[OMFGITSVIKKI]

hi karl! i have a problem. you see, i still have feelings for my exboyfriend, but idk if he feels the same way. should i confront him about it, or wait and see if he comes to me about it? i hope you reply. =]

[Pinkerton1]

Hey Karl, I wanted to know if you could help answer my problem. I live on an island with corruption every where but I refuse to leave. What shoudl I do? You might want to check out my videos before replying...

[lilmissbossi]

that pic ov the lady in the backround iz freaky wathch it keep changen

[PeaceLoveBud420]

shit it keeps smiling and then goes back to normal

[xotestesox]

am i the only 1 that notised that the picture of the lady changes in the backround 42 seconds into it?

[Regeneratorizer]

I see it too

[weirdkid1223]

my problem is that my neighbor put a WEP key on his wi-fi and now i cant use it....how do i crack it using programs that are compatible with windows xp?

[WhiskerOnTheWorld]

Dear Karl, my problem is that I'm falling in love with you and want you to have my babies, but I'm a woman and you're a man and I don't think that's possible. What should I do?

[arrowsmith2]

wot webcam do u use n how much is it cuz mines crap n dont pick up audio ps ur gr8 lol

[Opium331]

Karl: How do you know that you don't know...I mean, I thought I knew but I didn't know if I did or not.....sooooo, how do I know? xoxo, Opium

[reggaetonrapper]

use that belt you wear on your stomach that shockes you to give you 6-pac, instead of the stomach, wear it on your cock! lol (may hurt a lot since its shocking) that increases a lil bit tall and a lotta thick, thats how i got mine ;) 9 inches and... i dont know how to measure thick but it is a lot (tip: to make it grow, it has to stay long shocking, the lower level, the longer, the higher level, the less.... but too high may kill you, its a hell of a shock on the cock! lol!!!)

[malkyno1celtsfan]

also, do you think i should make a new youtube name? i want too be called just Malky, or malkybck as this one is too long :( but it would take me ages too set all my favourite videos again!

[malkyno1celtsfan]

how do you suggest i use a large oversized novelty comb? i have a yellow one, but it is too big too comb my hair with so i dont know what too do with it, what do you suggest i use it for karl?

[EmeraldSunshine]

How do I become an instant computer programmer???

[kittenstomper]

how do you get your kid to like your bf?

[trishasledge]

hey karl,

my maiden name is robertson honest,do u think im related to denise ,the agony aunt.

[badbarb]

cool

[periwinklefrank92]

BEAUTIFUL! I LOVED the picture. I wish I had a question to ask, but I don't! BYE!

[LOOinLONDON]

Thanks for asking. My main problem is that I am just very special. Sometimes it is hard being the most special person in the room, especially when others don't seem to notice it right away. My specialness. I wonder, what the best way to get other people to understand? Sometimes I hand them my business card with my face on it, or tell them a verbal list of my skills, but they turn from me. How do I make them "get it"?

[iheartslug]

I didn't notice the picture making faces during my first viewing. Ha ha! Hilarious! I think your house might be haunted, Karl. I'll bring over a Ouija board. You make the best vids ever in the whole solar system.

[mypetals]

even mum problems? spoons? "massages" from viewers? my problem is i can't think of a good one...

[Mohai]

Karl, its Mohai here, i wanted to know, what video editor do you use? xD

[karldaly81]

Adobe Premiere Pro 1.5!

[russell56443]

That was a Great video Karl,How do you come up with all the cool video enhancement stuff LOL???

Loved the Doris Roberts pic,that was brillent!!!!!!!!!

[baginabox]

wow ur more gay then nerdy

[raulitech]

He's crazy but a nice guy.

[kazb25]

karl i have a problem - i would like you to tell me about something which my mum calls - the birds and the bees - is it something to do with the fact they both have wings and fly of do they both sting you because they think your a flower?

thanks - love from (kazzabeebee)

[lolaknows]

Brilliant idea Karl! You're a genius!! Fantastic!

[Sheqinah]

um what is an AGONY aunt? do they bother you a lot or are they in constant pain?

[Kernow97]

Hi Karl,

When I flush my toilet, Hot water comes out instead of Cold, I have taken one brick out but it still fills with Hot!

Any ideas?

Best Regards,

Drew

[frenzyfuzz]

next thing you know somebody will set up a dating service for the YouTube community.....unless i missed it somewhere..

[EmeraldSunshine]

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OH MY GOSH!!!HAHAHHAHA

[EmeraldSunshine]

Do you realize what you have gotten yourself into?????? hahhaha

[Sketch3600]

The cat just hacked something up in the middle of the carpet and nobody wants to touch it. It looks a little like the Virgin Mary. Do we leave it or try to make some money off the thing? Also, would it be wrong to give it another eye just so it looks a little more like a face?

[Sheqinah]

so funny!

[sleep2much]

Dear Karl, can you help me?

My wife has left me for another woman and my 7 year old son has started cross dressing, if that is not bad enough my mounting debts mean that I will be bankrupt and homeless by christmas, I will be left out cold on the streets with nothing but my wheelchair, and my son Michael in a frock by my side,

please help me, or point me in the right direction, Mark.

P.S. I also have the ebola virus.

[positivesue]

I'll talk about spoons as well as sharing the pretzels if you want?

[EmeraldSunshine]

Wow my own personal therapist at no charge!!!!!!hahaha

Who is in that picture on the wall? Is that your mom?

[P1X1E56]

The lady in the picture is Denise Robertson, and agony aunt.

[larainlamb]

What is an agony aunt? no joke,i've never heard of it...

[patddd]

HAA!!

ALRIGHT! This is going to be GREAT!

Karl! GREAT IDEA!

Now off to watch the video!

[popeyecaan]

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[heybeeg]

Karl, I was hoping you knew J K Rowling and could tell us what happens in the last Harry Potter book before it's published. Maybe you live near her and have the inside scoop??

[Fluttershy]

I'm going to move to the UK very soon. My American Dollars are going to be cut in Half. What is a YouTubser to do, Karl?

[aliciafuentes]

Dear Karl

I made a horrible comment about someone and i feel terrible, how do i make it up tp them. :(

[perfectchef]

Karl, I found this litter of kittens. They are so cute but they don't move much and smell awfully funny. Any advice on how to make them a bit more active?

[Argentium009]

Karl, what should we do about global warming?

If that's too difficult, um, then what color should I paint my next computer?

[camilorrie2000]

I'm in love with you Karl!!!! Tell me what to do!!!

(I'm sure this isn't your first e-crush, you hunka hunka burning love)

[kuschelfraktion]

Karl, since I woke up, I got this strange feeling in my stomach. Like little butterflies. Am I in love or just hungry?

[P1X1E56]

You drank too much last night!

[kuschelfraktion]

I didn't drank anything :D

[P1X1E56]

then you are in love

[vonny100765]

Karl i cant stop eating? think i have put a couple of stone on since my hols at beginning o July, what should i do? i feel fat and ugly....

[sierra42w]

lol the pictured changed, and yes I know a lot of other people must likely wrote this too.

[debbiez112]

Hello Karl I need a wheelchair carrier on the back of my car so I can get out and enjoy life. One big problem insurance paid $6000.00 for my eletric wheelchair but they do not cover a lift platform to be put on your car. Seems crazy to me. Thats my big problem. Any ideas?

[MrsMozart]

LOL @ the photo of Agony Aunt Denise. She looks like a withered lemon when she purses her lips. A day when Karl does a video for us is always a great day! Thanks for the wonderful entertainment.

[tabloidjunk]

oh Karl, i love you! you crack me up every time!

TJ

[TamHickey67]

Well Karl, I'm 46 and want to go to the Island of Rhodes - Faliraki in particular to see all the young fillies out there! Two problems. I have no money to get there, and my mate Jarvis says there aren't any horses there anyway. Do I believe him or just hitch hike my way across Europe?

[JustListen21]

Karl! I sent you a video response, hopefully you get it ok. My problem is I have this GIANT tree in my front yard that needs to come down. Houses surround it..I am at my wits end. What should I do, and how should I do it?

♥Krista♥

[foititis]

Karl I have a problem... I have no money, can I borrow $20?

[Jinxie228]

OH man my first comment didn't stick .. of course. Problems, what problems .. You already took care of mine! :) Thank you btw..

[cyndia1968]

Hi Karl :) I'm addicted to YouTube, what should I do??

(pssst.. my husband is making me post this, personally I don't see it as a problem)

[amjPeace]

Here's another aging problem: I've recently noticed a few gray hairs on top of my head, and I want to pluck them out, but my mum warned me that for every gray hair you pluck out, ten more will come in for the funeral. What do you think I should do? Thanks for solving the world's problems, Karl!

[slowandcrystal]

I'm scared of going to the pet shop to buy a snake, please advise!

[TonyDi]

Hi Karl. I have this problem with getting old and don't know if you can relate. At my age I can still do a lot but even though my mind is that of someone half my age I'm dogged by the sense I should act my age. There are times I feel old like every morning but want to be able to do more than I really can as I slowly deteriorate. Any thoughts on whether I should act my age accept it and move on or should I fight to stay as young as possible?

[BoomerChick55]

Karl, how can I stop getting old?

[GaryL1960]

Dear Karl,

I never had many friends so I started acting goofy and doing stupid things. Now everyone loves me. I have many new friends at work and am popular wherever I go. But this is not the real me. I feel very conflicted. Will people hate me for putting them on? Should I reveal my true self or continue acting the fool?

P.S. My job at the nuclear weapons factory could depend on your answer.

[maxruehl]

I was going to send you my problems, but I couldn't find a shipping crate that was big enough.

[CoolStuntsMan]

I have a problem. You won't answer my problems!

[Luto1212]

I have a problem!!! i don't know what problem to send you..... :'(

[LillithePink]

My problem is I am a lurker... I love YouTube (s) but dare not make a video...Will I ever overcome my shyness??

[nath110]

KARL I CANT GET OVER AN EX GIRLFRIEND!

[rakooga]

Problem: Whenever I walk down a flight of stairs with the horizontal yellow lines painted along the edges to help blind people walk down them, I always see  flashing vertical luminous pink and green stripes. I wish I was joking...

[gibbo1988]

defo gonna vid respond to this

[stormyjayne]

I wanted to send you my problems but there are too many to fit in the bag. What should I do?

[jarrgon]

What's the best way to get shit out of your jumper?

Thanks Karl.

[AuntLissa53]

Ok, problem: Why doesn't Victoria Beckham smile?

[aliciafuentes]

thats a very old question :(

[AuntLissa53]

So......

[aliciafuentes]

10 years old

[AuntLissa53]

so.....after 10 years, someone should know.

[aliciafuentes]

do you think lonelygirl15 is fake?

ok seriously, it was answered in the spice girls days. she's said doesn't like her smile.

[AuntLissa53]

Ok, seriously, I appreciate the answer. Thanks for helping Karl out - now I can give him another problem! Cheers and beers!

[SCRuBSGuY5]

So, how do you handle when a girl that you don't like comes onto you, and her mom is in a position of power over you? If you don't like her back, her mom will get pissed, and if you do, and mess it up, her mom will get even more pissed? Fix this problem Karl...

SG5

[samsarajade]

Great Idea! I don't watch day-time TV anymore because I'm constantly on YouTube, so this could fill my agony Aunt-type needs nicely!

I don't think I can share my problems without checking it's OK with anyone else they concern first though, unless I use an anonymous account or something. . .

[Zipster08]

P.S.  I think Doris was trying to whipser something in your ear while you made that vid. LOVE YOU, BUDDY!!

[Zipster08]

My problem is that my dear friend lives in another country and I miss getting "pissed" and making videos with him. What do I do??

[P1X1E56]

You get your sad ass back here, or invite us to visit you sap!

[Forscythe87]

OMG THE PICTURE IS HAUNTED.

[LUKAvac]

i don't have problems...but just need to say hello! heh..regards my friend...

[twish1999]

Oh we love Denise Robertson here in Liverpool! But i think you make a much better agony aunt!

My problem is my editing suite doesn't work on my computer, so shall i set fire to my computer or have a full blown temper tantrum? Please help.

[arixshow]

is that picture on the wall a moving picture, or is it animated on the computer like u did the geriatric1927 thing in ur #14th video blog? (which was hilarious btw)

[euphorial]

I have a huge problem keeping my bananas from rotting. What should I do Karl?

[Sheqinah]

My biggest problem is my kids... My 13 year old is lost in books and my son is climbing my hallway walls... But I don't need help. I would not trade them (and accompanying problems) for the world

Mom

[P1X1E56]

Marmalade works for me.

[AstroPygmy]

Try smoking pot with them, they'll loosen up right quick.

[Sheqinah]

My biggest problem is that I like to climb walls and my feet are slippery sometimes. How can I get sticky feet?

J - a five year old

[Nissehultan]

Karl all i think is t hat you should give yourselves a pat on the should cause you do such great video . CYA

[Sheqinah]

I have a bit of problem focusing on details... like recently I put a hotdog on my Mom's car seat. The dogs came and ate one end of it and I thought I was a good kid to rip off the end the end they ate, but just put the hotdog back in the same place. My mom sat on the hotdog and got mustard all over her dress and car seat. She says it is because I was reading a book at the time... I do so love books... any help for me???

- R

[BMPmama698]

Carl my husband is addicted to video games (world of warcraft specifically) He has spent the last 4 years playing pretty much from the time he gets home from work until the time he goes to bed. How can I get him to stop? It seems like I have tried everything!

[sirpeter1946]

easy solution

tell him u are a senior gm and if he wins the bed battle he gets a new t5-set

[soemochris]

im wierd how do i cure it?

[amaza888]

I'll tell you what my problem is right now: that IanCrossland guy and his attacks on Zipster and others... he's my problem, big time. So my question to you Karl is - what do you think is the best way to stop being angry?

Lady Amaza,

another Canadian fan !

[irishskydog]

hehehehehhehehe

[noahsark1962]

Yay,another vid by Karl!Hmm just how far can we go with these problems?Do they sell something the opposite of Viagara???

[Jinxie228]

hahahah ohhhhhhhhh girl that was funny

[positivesue]

Great idea Karl. I have a problem..... how can we get you to Southtube in September?? :-)

[JewelAngel]

Karl...

My boyfriend lives in New Jersey and I live here in Canada. I'm very very confused about who is going to move where. Should I stay and in Canada and have him come here, or should I move down to New Jersey with him???

Thanks Karl, you're the best!!!

(this is super important but, no pressure or anything..lol)

[JewelAngel]

Should I stay in Canada* added an extra "and" in there..lol sorry!

[iheartslug]

Very professional Karl! My life is going OK at the moment. I hope to have some problems soon so you can solve them... Wait a minute, who will help you with your problems?

[FrankiFairy]

KarlDaly, I am plagued by continous thoughts about slaughtering many innocent people for the sheer fun of it. The way I see it, you haven't lived until you've bathed in another persons blood.

How can I overcome this problem?

Franki xxx

[42Deepthought42]

Great Video, !!!!

[ed11191]

i have a problem, its that i just cant wait till ur next vid! lol

[crex81]

i feel like i am being manipulated... can you help me?

Pierre

[larainlamb]

giggle...lol

[linds06]

Ok Karl my problem is...I'm expecting my first child in March but I have NO names picked out for a boy. Any suggestions??

[iheartslug]

Congrats! I like the name Simon.

[simonortth1]

simon is a good name i wonder why

[jarrgon]

Sick Boy Simon

[linds06]

heh thx...=) i'll keep that in mind

[Jinxie228]

hmmmmmmmmm let me think... lol

[Madrosed]

Hey Karl,

Once again another brilliant video - we don't have any problems - just a question - do you have any pets? We thought we heard a dog in the background.

[rcmoonpie1967]

Karl rocks!..im thoroughly addicted ;-)

[TracyNH]

I think your Aunt Denise blew a kiss at me!?

[LilCav68]

I'd like to have a date for New Year's Eve. I have less than six months to find one. How do I find a date for NYE? LOL

[Foreshadowed]

Great video Karl and a fantastic idea.

Karl Daly - Youtube Guru!

There again, Karl for Youtube President!