How To Be The Perfect Chav !!

[bomberita2008]

they ain't bovvered

[tentylertardis]

Where are you from? You sound like your from... somewhere around Greater Manchester? =]

[albymontero92]

So Lily Allen is a chav?

[Lwyte17]

Chav is just another word for Fag

[Sugardummies]

You have to be joking me? I just wasted 8 mins of my life...

[AtyAndSkit]

what's a chav??? o-o"

[Gangstadra]

lol i actually could explain what is "chav" to my friend with this video thanks xD

[memmett1234]

Basically the definition of chav is the 5 'wastes' - waste of time, waste of space, waste of a life, waste of money and waste of resources. Basically no hope people.

[flspy]

So now British kids are adopting American ghetto culture too? Wonderful. Western Civilization is experiencing the Fall of Rome.

[yeesnaw]

That's what kelly looks like, a hippo.

[1700iDiGuy]

@yeesnaw Theres nothing wrong with women with curves, my fellow brainwashed male.

[PhoenixZebraMakeup]

Whenever you guys go in the dark, the one on the right looks like lindsay lohan... a lot!!

[sirQuarantino]

perfect:) now all what u need to do is got pregnant and smoke cigarette:)

[rock8829]

What is this chav thing? what's up with british wearing tracksuits and visors?

[Radzell]

i still dont know what a chav is. Is it british for whore

[PhoenixZebraMakeup]

@Radzell

i think so...im american...i still dont get it

[pangaeus]

@Radzell think it is kinda poor white trash doing ghetto style. Watch the tv show Misfits- its on hulu and is awesome

[pangaeus]

@Radzell or just think Vanilla Ice

[LolalaLoca28]

WTF was that O.o

that's just wrong........

[meme5053]

Not enough orange.

[CruiserzProductions]

mongs

[gingerthesausageful]

she looked ugly before & after :)

[itchypoodle]

love it :D well done on being brave enough to go out in public looking like that, i couldn't do it XD xx

[samuraininjaXxX]

looool reminds me of little Britain hahahaha :P

[greendaygirl454]

there nothin wrong with bein a chav!!!!! x

[AFriskyHobo]

ahhh i havnt seen this for years! :o

[eminemanic]

this was shit......

you just look like a person with poor taste and can't do makeup

not a chav

[tashhurlow]

i have one masssssive family. half of them are rich and stuck up and the other half are like this....sadly..

[sindaras]

Every day people lose faith in humanity due to the growing number of chav scum who walk and litter our streets, we need your help to stop this.

please repost and kill a chav today. thank you.

[tommy12345469]

ur both ugly chavs anyway

[cray0752]

if you wanna look ghetto dress like a n%$£a not a minger and listen to proper hip hop music

[JoeyDaytona]

"...if a chav can do it you can do it." lol

[lukemsilver]

Coheed and Cambria t-shirt :D

[smileyCarrot4]

I'd shoot myself than be a chav!!!

[lulubeloo]

Lucy, you're very pretty!

[ScottiesVlog]

this is too out dated now...

[jordanbabeeh]

i dont dress like that and im a chav.

[BooMBaByBreN]

@jordanbabeeh If your a chav then you should die.

[AstraVex]

I watched this years ago and it still gives me a giggle.

Nice one....bruv :) hehe ^_^

[XCrimsonXHorrorX]

This just made my day!

I love your Green Day stuff, by the way!

[98ukgirl]

I kinda do my makeup like that and i tie my hair up a bit like that; so i think its kinda rude that your saying people like that are chavs because im not a chav :(

[slimyg69]

before the transformation there ugly but as you may note that as soon as the transformation is complete there still ugly

[slimyg69]

i love the fact that the lord of the rings faggots dont even know the meaning of the word chav

[danielscotcher]

Great stuff :)

[Hastydub]

it's a shame that your ugly isnt it because this just makes you look weird

[122delilasquare]

@Hastydub its a shame that you spend time being mean to people virtually :/

[Hastydub]

@122delilasquare shut up fatty

[pinkpunkbabe222]

@Hastydub The only thing your good at is being mean??!!!

[Hastydub]

@pinkpunkbabe222 the only thing your good at is being fat

[pinkpunkbabe222]

@Hastydub The only thing your good at is being bitchy!!!!

[122delilasquare]

@Hastydub Oh lawd. Really? Well considering i'm a UK size 6 it's quite funny you say that (; Gotta love trolls. LOVE YOU X

[Hastydub]

@122delilasquare no troll your both just butters

[SooCrystalClear]

What sort of chavs do you have where you live ?

Because to me that looks nothing like a chav. More like a sloppy, dirty weirdo who cant apply make up properly.

[iciboy9]

The one on the right looks like she's of the American idol or whatever, the really angry one :D

[legoreveiwer360]

it should be how to be the perfect chavette

[DreamLikehDeCookie]

I don't see why everyone's being all mean about their appearance. I don't see anything wrong with it and this was pretty funny.

[BambiSammi]

the entire time i was thinking of misfits

[Blitzprogg]

Bloody fuck. I think they look better as chavs to be honest. Proper good video though, big ups.

[WhiteCharcoalTV]

what's a chav?

[MrAloo14]

slags

[ChloeNicholas1]

chavs have a horriable personality.

[Nightwishgirl1992]

Chav girls are just fake end of story! These girls are just having a laugh so leave them alone. At least they're not going out and beating people up for looking different.

[Carrionxbl]

the word is editing, try it.

[Vercingetorixdex]

why are they called "Chavs"

[chocoholic879]

@Vercingetorixdex

i dunno it just a word for those sort of people

[MegaChika99]

love it gurls

[KsCherryB]

So many mean comments on here, tone it down people the girls are just having fun. Typical chavish behaviour I guess, yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah or something. :)

[Igyytube]

eeeeemmmm... they look better in make-up?

[DoctorPr355ur3]

Why would you want to be a Chav in the first place?



[skye1238]

how can you all say they aint chavs and chavs dont wear rebok and blah blah actually that is how chavs are you fucking wankers.

[davlor86]

pinches viejas nacas

[18T220]

I'd rather fuck a chav with an inch of makeup than you pair of,,, MUNTERS

[amieeb98]

love this video, yu make me laugh:] also i got then boots:D♥

[Caiits]

the makeup makes you look better...

[HmR91]

but actually, it makes you look better.

[HausofJayJay]

You forgot the huge gold hooped earring's!

[hellrazor117]

the chick at 3:55 is fine...the other one...not so much...

[TheSophzz]

@hellrazor117 you were drunk when you wrote this right...fine?!?!? you mad...

[hellrazor117]

@TheSophzz from a fellas pov shes a hit and run case if ya know what i mean...

[TheSophzz]

@hellrazor117 hahahha,igy;)!xx

[meganmarie1997]

you really dont know how to be a chav

[TheSophzz]

@meganmarie1997 well said!

[boobboobboob1000]

chav's are all over i lol when people say all chav's are from newcastle you obviously haven't been london is worse for chavs than newcastle

[jakes625PS3]

this still doesn't answer what a chav is.... yuno explain?

[youaremylush]

I've been wondering how to dress and do my make up when I arrive in Newcastle. This has helped.

[m4attylittle]

Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me!

Don't ya wish your girlfriend was a freak like me!

[ATBparkour]

what people do is down to them.

dont reckon youd much appreciate if i told the girl in the black she was a fat emo, then went and made a video me scoffing my face and wearing iron maiden stuff now...

[laura42910]

you'd make lovely 'chavs'

[MissSopheh]

wow. Chavs have not changed :L

[TweakedCinema]

wtf

[TheKateyshas]

Just act like vicky pollard of lil britain and you got it :D

[Rolopofo]

I could not bear to sit through this. Those songs you selected as background music are utter torture to listen to.

[CrystalLovesTigger]

you act like chavs are some kind of race?

[maz1517]

there not very good at doing there makeup

[gnamp]

snobbery is equally ugly.

[gayboytwatnobface]

you two are fucking stupid ive been both chav and greb so half of what you said isant true fuck off-,-

[ItsKnucklez]

kelly would be alright if she lost 50 or 60 stone

[sarabower1]

wow you girls are BUTT UGLY

[sarabower1]

the fat one on the right is def a chavy bitch

[littlemissbiatchx]

clearly fukin emos ayeeee

[darris321]

1. forget how to speak

[MirChloShay]

chav - C. council H.house A.and V.violent definition of a chav xxx

[triumphSB]

You're allready chav it seems, scum of the earth.

[pierstheoneandonly]

@triumphSB

Ah no. 'Enlightening experience'. Let alone not being able to say it, the concept of enlightenment would be an obscure one to a chav.

[MusicRallys]

Wtf is a chav??? what in christs is this crap! why are so many human diversitys being labeled and civilizations constantly dividing and ah!... oh well. the day will come.

[jameskharper]

Do these two blokes have any idea how ridiculous they look, and are they aware of the fact that they look nothing like chavs?

[acdixon100]

@12ssmalanskas Dont tell me im ignorant YOU ARE THE IGNORANT ONE HO BECAUSE IM BLACK AND LATINA AND I HAVENT DRESSED LIKE THAT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL! I know damn well class is not researved for white women and I didnt ask for anybody's feedback or input. there you go. And nobody wears baggy jeans anymore IGNORANT

[PubliusAfricanus]

A young Shirley Manson, that one.

[MrLucysophie]

WHatt the helll?thatt not chavv love?

[jadiiebabbie]

wate, is it me or am i reading the tital wrong 'how to be the PERFECT chav', oh no sereously man:l what chav wear's rebock+them sort off shoes:/ not trying to be nasty, but the tital should be 'how to be a WANNAB chav'. oh my dayz!

[MissSopheh]

...Oh how chav's have not changed.

[streeecket]

haha youre the ugliest girls ive ever seen, maybe im just pickish, (im from sweden)

[wilko2603]

The perfect chav to me would be 6ft under.

[mackenziegurl10]

PROUD 2 B A CHAV DESE DAY M8Y`Z sum ov us r chavz but normal n sum of us like to watch a bit of an argument but least were not fools init u no wat i mean ope ya do jus sayin me own opinion init freedom of speach!!x

[OnlineRappyZ]

@mackenziegurl10 Stfu stupid retard

[jacknicko1]

@OnlineRappyZ agreed! i cant even tell what he is saying.

[iWantSomeOnigiri]

@mackenziegurl10 INIT BIGGA TINGZ. LOL.

[soundoutdotcom]

you two are prob the ugliest girls ive ever seen...

[DreamLikehDeCookie]

@soundoutdotcom that was really mean o.o

[dappylover100]

You probably act diffrent on camera.

[americanreject42]

@ppppccs I'm pretty sure it's that, but in the UK

[Jessiee22315]

hahahah wtf .... nowhere near chav like.... EPIC FUCKING FAIL !

[MrChrisssssyG]

you totally fukin failed u fugly fat bitches thts nowt compared to a chav

[acdixon100]

they look like latinas whats wrong wit that? i think they look cute sometimes

[12ssmalanskas]

@acdixon100 You're ignorant saying that all latinas look like that. You must think all black people wear baggy jeans and only eat fried chicken huh? You don't have to be white to have class and act like a respectable person. sheesh

[CasablancasFTW]

Ew.

[jodie14012]

this is a joke.

please somebody tell me this is a joke.

[sweetrevenge1995]

you think english chavs are bad you should see the new breed of irish knackers :P

[MysteryBiker123]

fit !!!!

[MrMaximumPayne]

Who on fecking Earth wants to be a chav?!

[sarah14625]

Oh and plus your music.... Not chav music love :L That was R&B

[sarah14625]

I am very sorry but this is just plainly pathetic! You try your best I know but that is a complete fail. I know chavs and they do not look anything like that! The hair was just a fail. The eye liner? wtf! The clothes? You are not telling us how to be a chav you are telling us how to be a wanna be chav!Seriously get real trackies and lose the pinapple top and try looking around when going town an look at the real chavs! But good try :)

[WinchesterRanger]

I wonder where Lucinda is now - almost a million vews, pretty impressive.

[xGizmo0Bellax]

no thats a vicky pollard chav, if you wanna be proper chav,

1. loose pinapple top, tied and the side tops, or hoddies

2. crop tracksuit ( like the tracksuits that go to the knee )

3. heart necklace

4. slap dash make up.

5. dont chew like tht, u just look like a night walker.

6. speak with slag, its spossed to run easily, they keep sounding stupid cos there thinking about how to use slang. fukin retard bitches, make chavs look like fucking cheap whores.

[xGizmo0Bellax]

no thats a vicky pollard chav, if you wanna be proper chav,

1. loose pinapple top, tied and the side tops, or hoddies

2. crop tracksuit ( like the tracksuits that go to the knee )

3. heart necklace

4. slap dash make up.

5. dont chew like tht, u just look like a night walker.

6. speak with slag, its spossed to run easily, they keep sounding stupid cos there thinking about how to use slag. fukin retard bitches, make chavs look like fucking cheap whores.

[rorshak73]

British women only know two ways of dressing: chavvy or frumpy.  Fortunately, we have quite high immigration now.

[arkayen666123]

So chavs are American younger people?

[cjjtheone]

chav girls are hot, its just when they open their mouth...O_O

[l33tpwnzord]

This is the kind of stuff black girls wear in the states

[GiNjANiNjA123pwns]

i think she looks better than before!! :L

[hi52127]

fit

[fuckyou121212121212]

What are chavs?

[katiemhemo2011]

fuckin woppers . yas look better AS chavs !

[UncleSaat]

Kelly, your sexy!

[death2utubenow]

Funny Vid but I suspect most chav girls use trowels to put their make up on in real life.

[blueshift86]

you fat bitches! Get off youtube and do some exercise you chavs!

[MISSxSHIVY]

they look better as "chavs" neds!! ;)

[sebmeikle]

LOL... Little and Large.

[xoxAMY242xox]

LOL.. you lot are funny :P i come from a chav place :S Whitley in Reading! (England obviously) hahaha.. but i'm soo not a chav :P but love your video ahaha xx

[Martyeffinmar]

I think these girls secretly want to be chavs.

[MrNZiRe]

peng

[GamesSpartan]

You forgot thr fuckin knife you fuckin scratend knob head...

[ZeldAoSniPzZz]

@GamesSpartan not all of us carry knifes dude that steroe typing... i like the clothes but i doe walk about acting like a bad man shanking everybody i see

[GamesSpartan]

@ZeldAoSniPzZz 'twas ajoke ;)

[oldstock1607]

As I have suspected for a while now....I think the "chav" is the American equivalent of a Wigger (ette)

[professorbland]

so, basically you put on some makeup and act like whores? you wear clothes that don't make you look like you have a stick up your ass? This is all very confusing. Oh, wait I see Chav = Douchebag in US-Talk. Now I get it.

[ZeldAoSniPzZz]

wow they dong no nufin what were like.. pff fags..

[honeypie102]

@ZeldAoSniPzZz Ew. SMELLY CHAAAAAAV

[Pepper6464]

Why would anybody want to be a chav? Might a well rename this video to how to be the perfect idiot.

[elfofhorror]

I think we should gather some Chavs from the UK, and some Guidos from the US, and put them in a pit to fight to the death over false gold chains . . .

[cocobutterinmypants]

@elfofhorror american guidos arte fucking pussy faggots we chavs would fuck up their gay arse

[elfofhorror]

@cocobutterinmypants Fuck up their gay arse you say? Well love, I think we know who the gay one is. Not that there is anything wrong with that, my Chav-ish comrade.

[cocobutterinmypants]

@elfofhorror yes the gay one is you

[elfofhorror]

@cocobutterinmypants Well yes, I am gay actually ^_^

[cocobutterinmypants]

@elfofhorror XD die ya fag

[elfofhorror]

@cocobutterinmypants Sweety, don't be homophobic. Im sure you could live a happy and successful life if you could simply come out of the closet.

[Pepper6464]

@cocobutterinmypants I think guidos can beat chavs. Guidos have muscles and can beat the shit out of skinny ass chavs

[cocobutterinmypants]

@Pepper6464 guidos are just dumb americans LOL

[Pepper6464]

@cocobutterinmypants At least some American Guidos are making a fortune with their own hit reality tv show on MTV. Sounds pretty smart to me. Chavs don't know how to make money because they are below the intelligence of a Guido and are too fucking lazy to work for anything.

[cocobutterinmypants]

@Pepper6464 shutup you stupid american cunt

[Pepper6464]

@cocobutterinmypants Oh I'm so insulted, NOT! That's what chavs do, insult when they know they got their arse handed to them on Youtube. You're a fucking cunt. FYI, your user name is so gay. Cocobutter in your pants? Really? Do you cream yourself thinking about hot chavs?

[cocobutterinmypants]

@Pepper6464 America is a big FAT joke 911 was staged and funny

[Pepper6464]

@cocobutterinmypants You are a BIG FAT JOKE. 911 was staged alright. Funny how America still manage to rule the world and kick your ass in. You're just a jealous bitter loser.

[cocobutterinmypants]

@Pepper6464 FATTY