high elephant joke

[TheArunbabu]

sucking elephant penis for manly voice oooh

cant stop my laugh

[MegJ108]

The voice at the end was soo sexy.

[DeanO9128]

haha that hat switch at 1:25 was smoooth

[michielol888]

I don´t get it...

[sahmation]

@michielol888 really?



[GadafiReborn35433]

Omg a dream coming true : to see my joke on Danny's show....and yea,you're the only one that can't read my name :) Cheers

[raleyfish]

3 blondes were walking in the woods and they came across a set of tracks... one blonde said, "look at those cat tracks." the next one said, "no, those are lion tracks." the third one said, "those are definitely fish tracks," right then they got hit by a train...

[KathleenMaryGaffney]

Two guys walk into a bar. You wouldve thought the second saw it coming..

[GoombaMushroom]

hahaahhahahahahhaahha

[GTMaxy94]

very funny indeed

[DavidTexen]

very nice 

[MiCiiHun]

why is he always naked ?

[LaliQue004]

@MiCiiHun Don't question it. Just embrace it. <3

[iMbAlLiNbejealouss12]

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah­ahahahaha lmao if u cant tell..(:

[akarene]

in the joke world we live in

[candygirl121340]

Well, not that Danny isn't TOTALLY attractive, but... does he own a shirt? Or is he a closet nudist or something? :]

[TheRainbowskittlesxD]

Pahahahhhahahaha I Freaking love youuuu :D

[veitmaneesePiGmEGoaT]

omg worst joke ever

[vandirk86]

Love the new style

[marcu5caramellokoala]

lol, Danny was about to say "Hello and welcome to the Gradualreport" xD

[dinalives]

the ENTIRE JOKE, right until the very end, i honestly believed you were saying "ELFIN" and not, "ELEPHANT".........what a difference that made...

[HazzaMurray]

a blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog

the blind man picks his seeing eye dog up and starts swinging it about above his head

the store clerk asks "sir what are you doing????"

the blind man replies im taking a look around

[facebookdontlikeu]

8===========D

[wdycai]

Do you have no shirts Danny??

[MissIzzyProductions]

lol  i liked the vid cuz ur in it !!!!!!!!!

joke was pertty okk

[11Emanny]

UR NAME JUST GOT RAPED!!!

[MrNobody267]

"YOUR NAME JUST GOT RAPED" hahahahahah xD

[bumbar144]

hahahaha

[Fuckyouallwhore]

Joke's a bit shit but you're funny

[tehspy1337]

It would've been way funnier watching you switch hats every second and switching sides

[tehspy1337]

The jump cuts ruined it

[madmaddi264]

Lol! That's funny

[emilyprettygason]

I don't get the joke /: hah

[ManiacalMuffin]

the hats amused me more than the joke hahaha. also the voice at the end was creepy...

[bambuskola]

sound in the end is highlarious. Thank you in your mouth.... lol

[PyroticAngel14]

Thank you in your mouth...

[NAMESWEREALLTAKEN]

joke bad hats funny

[IAmIva]

i was upset. i watched this. now i am smiling. thsnks danny

[epicNoahthegreat]

i had to sit there for a few seconds before i got it. it was funny

[TacoCat666]

The character changing was more entertaining x}

[a518b]

LOL!

You were so adorable switching the hats back and forth, too.

Good job Danny, keep it up. Don't listen to these retards about going back to your old self, you are supposed to grow rather than stay the same. I think you are great, quite funny my friend.

[Nikifuj908]

YOUR NAME JUST GOT RAPED

[capri424sun]

LOVED IT!

[erion4tollivet]

Lol

[SarahFucksMusicXD]

Lol i love this joke.. but u seem different....:/

[PyroticAngel14]

@SarahFucksMusicXD Different, or BETTER?

[SarahFucksMusicXD]

@PyroticAngel14 Like he seems sad, or like agravated

>.<

[PyroticAngel14]

@SarahFucksMusicXD I think he's coming to that point in his life where he's taking a step back from being that high energy all over the place guy that we've seen and come to love, and is taking those steps towards coming into his own as an adult man. I know what you mean though, he's different; I don't believe it's a bad different though.

[SarahFucksMusicXD]

@PyroticAngel14 yeah thats true. i guess its going to take awile to get used to. but ur right! changing isnt bad

[hammondeggs94]

nipples...



[10187tyler]

In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him:

- John, why aren’t you writing?

- I’m exhausted because of sex.

- That should not be a problem, write with your left hand try that joke on for size

[10187tyler]

that joke was fucking funny

[asdf8926]

i like

[OoleoleoleO]

danny cant resist laughing at the hat change during the joke

[mare011RS]

every time he almost says WELCOME TO THE GRADUAL REPORT! :)

[RowiezChannel]

Thumbs up if you think Danny deserves A LOT more views than he gets.

[TheFyroPyro]

@RowiezChannel This is not his main channel. He gets way more views on his real channel.

[Jamers91]

Hahahahahaha that was good

[TheCraigEnnis]

Brilliant :L:L fair play for the effort involved in the hats.. And the retro mickey mouse voice :L

[jackjohnsonluver22]

I just realized your name is Daniel

[BlazeTheFireFox]

HATS! 3

[tylerguy12]

I learned that danny has the same hat in 3 different colors

[gumbyrox89]

the outro xD

[sirbestnameever]

all i learn is that danny has the planet earth dvd

[pavcnik88]

pinokio voice :D

[SubservedDaisy0]

oh my gosh!!!! that was great :)

[BoRoKoLo]

hahahah hilarious!

[Skiddla]

Oh, i get it

[pupsroc07]

lovely :) that one was laughable!

[Adozenroses4me]

Whats with the tinkerbell box on the shelf?

[croctopus112]

Danny can u please do the joke i sent u about the cement peices

[unicornnightmare]

yay shirtless danny :DDDDDDDDDD

[pjr4885]

that was awesome lol.

[brunnoluiz777]

Made me laugh. Mission Accomplished.

[saga111luna]

You entertained me. Succes.

[KNKProductionsUSA]

You made it intertaining. But this was like the first good joke in awhile.

[yodudeitskid22]

Lolz

[SuperMetalness]

him and his hat changin distracted me from the joke -.-

[czechivan]

Mmmmmmmmmmm i need your body right now

im in love Helppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­ppppppppp

[MsLunaLou]

PMSL xD

Btw, these aren't his jokes, they're sent in. You'd know that if you paid attention. So hop off his dick. A lot of people enjoy the jokes he tells.

[MUSTANGmaniak2010]

Danny, I seriously cant see where youre going with this. What with the shitty ass jokes? Im not gonna stay subscribed if you keep making these crappy joke videos. Cmon man. I know you can do better. Pretty please.

[LexCluthor]

More hats!

[kroasana]

rofl the hat change was really funny

[Krushurpants]

ur nipples distracted me

[Pidroe]

Pointy nipples

[XTremeGamer321]

Under 300 Club!

[tkdman360]

below 300 views? i feel accomplished :-)

[polly10022]

Hahahaha, thank you too in your mouth xD

[JonCOCOLOMBIAN]

Oh thought it was gonna suck, it was alright

[YellowSUBMAR1N3]

u forgot to say, "was it funny? i dont know"

[FluffyKitsune09]

it was ok..just kinda random.

[Jurgy24]

3 nuns walked into a bar, the 4th one ducked.

[Weintschusch]

the hat change confusion was funnier than the joke itself

[laura241984]

@Weintschusch Agreed! I would love to see the outtakes to this one! :D

[DimitarAwesome]

guy above me is gay and guy below me is his boyfriend

[CrateProductions]

@DimitarAwesome yeah i've seen that comment everywhere recently. good job being creative...

[DimitarAwesome]

@CrateProductions lol whatt??? i just saw it

[polly10022]

@CrateProductions First time I see it! What if the people above and below you are females? :o

[CrateProductions]

@polly10022 what if this is youtube and a repetitive comment doesn't make two girls make out/lesbian sex.

[tomboreals]

I love you danny forever your french lemondrop

Do a gradualreport on france