Megan Fox Dropping H Bombs!

[CoolLikeNerimon]

Oh my Phil, you've gotten so much better :) You've always been great though.

[ModernDayRyan]

I watched this video when it was new. First video by Phil I watched

[Seana01]

Megan Fox is so pretty, she's ugly. 'nough said.

[joke094]

DROP DEAD

[joke094]

@joke094 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS COMEDY TO ME HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha­hah

[MrDrugsarebad]

64 000

[RRAstupidstuff]

first PDS i ever watched

[harrisoncountryboy2]

the small penis thing.... its true works all the time

[basherofnoggins]

There are loads of nuclear weapons that the US military has 'lost'. Just google 'broken arrow' (That's th US army's codename for lost nuclear weapons)

[bingowingo7]

@basherofnoggins I think you mean Empty Quiver

[miengun1]

old intro :O

[GayWilliamJonson]

so much better than rwj the cock sucking piece of shit

[cameronm82]

speaking of "jog down memory lane"...

[1313becca1313]

noooow I wanna play water balloons!!

[IssyRedbird]

I live in Texas, and I have one thing to say....you misspronounced Beaumont. It's pronounced Bo-mont. XD I'm sorry, I just had to say that.

[Calsendon]

@IssyRedbird It's only pronounced Bo-Mont by people in Texas that don't know proper English.

[IssyRedbird]

@Calsendon I don't mean to be rude or anything, but considering that Beaumont is a city in texas, shouldn't we know how to pronounce it?

[Calsendon]

@Calsendon Texans have a strong accent. You miss-pronounce it.

[gamedemoz]

@Calsendon Texans know proper English,And also Beau=Bo

[Sinfull702x602]

lmao the world didnt end that day.

[Marandia112295]

I definitely went and made a new youtube account so I could watch this. I am 14 haha.

[3601500]

I saw that video where sxephil is E-BEGGING ROFL!!!

[LeGiiTWillie]

64,000 subscribers to 1,100,000 in 2 and a half years. EPIC!

[7missionary]

its not "bew mont" its "bow-mont" lol thnx :)

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

o: you went from 20 to 6 in 2 years. PROPS

[stjbrother]

condoms dont pop whe you hit somebody in the head with them

[NonEvo]

it's pronounced boe-mont

[ZaoHuZhua]

Don't worry PHil the websites with more views than yours are all porn sites with spyware. U iz best!!1!

[rjcrimzon]

nothing like reliving your first time

[darundezayi1]

nope thats actually sick

[abbabeeba]

@eye2eyeIIIV, would you stop posting the same thing on every video? Seriously....

[hernelle]

Those balloons never fail, ever ever.

[MorticonZX]

...but what happened to the fourth bomb...

[AkaoKiyotsu]

They found it but it hadn't exploded.

[KateKat226]

U look so hawt n this vid :O

[EmilyTotten]

hahahahha a water balloon in the shape of a 10" penis hitting your friend in the eye :D :D :D

[qU33nZn3wYoRk]

@EmilyTotten Too funny

[Nirvash89]

Hey, you said what happened to three of the Hydrogen bombs, but what happened to the fourth one? Kinda bothersome that you filled us in on the three important ones, but what about the one little not-so-important?

[Yamudda2]

obviously he dont know

[donkiko3000]

BiTcHeS bE CRAAAZYY!!!

[ALPINESWATCHES]

you are so weird

[AimeeRenae5]

lol this is nearly 2 years too late but it's not pronounced byu-mont. it's pronounced bo-mont. just thought i'd let u know. :)

[berrykari]

god your cute i like your voice...

eww i feel like a creep im14...

weird.

[celledge]

creep!

[zacharykarvirlovin]

are you trying to be ryan reynolds?

[stivender03]

You said Beaumont wrong friend. It is said like Bomont

[AgentStrawberry00]

BITCHES BE CRAZY lololololololololol

[dalovebelow85]

bitches be crazy lololol

[aaronleeschroeder]

idk but for some reason today your face just really bugged me

[ALPINESWATCHES]

oh this comment is so funny :)

[killwize]

...at least it doesn't put me in to negative numbers...

[killwize]

Tellin' a chik i have a 2 inch cock ant helpin' anyone...

[surfpalmbeach]

saying u have a 2" dick is helping the rest of us guys, thanks for dropping your sex life. hahaha

[killwize]

note sarcasm*

[vaughanmany]

Ur rite about most of tat shit about megan fox xcept 4 the sextape my frnd had it on his fone but had to delete it

[Burn0Man]

a year and 9 mothes ago?

[Simphany]

Why do the links not work?

Thay take me to other places!!!

And normally I don't mind, but I wanna know the netflix trick!

[xboxfreak1886]

thay?

[Simphany]

lol 'they'. typo:P

[Kingkoopa456]

me too -.-

[shadowfootbal12]

megan fox watches porn

[magmaguy]

I just subscribed. you are awsome

[HitMeUpOnMyCellPhone]

top 20 with 65k subs.. now he's got 10x that amount and is in the top 5 lol.. the bar is set pretty dang high.

[Hexinvir]

lol phil basically has total control over 700,000 people. because people in the Defranco nation are 100% loyal to phil.

[mfgunit]

well people without a brain ... which is most of the US

[RaphaelaLee]

ur fkn funy

[xxJoeCrookxx]

i really want to see a sex tape from her...

[cherrybabe121]

>:I PERVERT

[darkknightdje]

i second that.

[kakompo]

all about low expectations indeed. lol

[boozebeerman]

RRRRREEEEETTTARRRDDDD

[LadyOscar1994]

speaking of erections LMFAO!!!

[DarkReaper6661000]

Do you really use condom for water balloon fights, cause if you do you my friend are Hilarious lol! XD

[djchad83]

then im your friend baby im your friend

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[illdoitin5mins]

something better happend in 1966 England won the world cup!!!

[ChazBiii]

Lol

[masterofthekeyblade]

jillian is hot

[xrocketdoggx]

why the FUCK did this just show up in my subscription box again? really.. a year and a half old..

[DoubleDklondike]

because you touch yourself at night

[linkinparkingra]

Have you seen her thumbs though?? :O

[mikecmtong]

megan fox

[RODRIGUEZ101884]

ILOVEYOUPHILLLL

[121PrettyinPink]

HAHA he looks like Ryan Reynolds!! he so funny and i think hes cute

[HaraMecheo98]

...

im a online gamer.Now i feel awckward and embaressed.Btw if you want to be JUST LIKE ME.Join Mabinogi today!

[GoldedRod77]

phil,

the netflix/itunes trick link doesnt lead to info on the trick. its just a funny krispy kreme picture which is hilarious but what is the actual link?

[darker323]

I thought 5 inchs was averge?

[westaux999]

oh, sucks to be you.

[JeffroTheCow]

in china yeah

[mkyo99]

aint 15 averge?

like i got a 18.....

[1000rave]

dude if you wanna know what the average penis size is... just watch alot of ametur porn.

[mrrranda09]

wow... what's up with the grammer lessons?

[TAFBCHS]

Bitches be crazy...

[mrrranda09]

damn man you need to calm the fuck down, getting all irate over dumbshit. you don't like him thats fine don't fucking watch him then...c look problem solved

[Cazmeus]

just cause hes more popular than your ignorant useless ass could ever hope to be doesnt mean you have to hate for no reason.

[MORBOSO88]

and fuck you, looks who's fucking talking like youre that fucking famous, put a cock in it bitch. bunch of little bitches in youtube that come in defense of gay videos like this one.

[Cazmeus]

I love how you are so ready to insult a man who actually cares about what he does and your the one who can just click stop. honestly i dont get it because it is fucking retarded. That u actually think you should comment in the first place is fuckin stupid in and of itself. gtfo or say something that doesnt make ppl go "wow what an assfaced douche bag"

[MORBOSO88]

yeah, i like to insult people like you who get offended by a comment, like that dude putting tons of make up, "wow what an assfaced douche bag" fuck u im actually great looking so kiss my ass foo!!!

[Jmorgasmic]

You're fucking stupid dude. Your grammar is almost as bad as my 5 year old cousin's.

[Jmorgasmic]

Hah! Someone needs to calm down!

But why would I be offended that someone isn't insulting me?

Oh, and I see that you removed your last comment. Cousin isn't plural. At all. An apostrophe s ('s) means ownership hence the reason why it is on cousin (the cousin's grammar if you re-worded it)

[nicolayasol324]

yeah but the "my" is already there so the ownership of cousin is already in there...sorry i was reading this and i wanted to say something about it

[MORBOSO88]

thanks, man!!!

[Jmorgasmic]

"My" stating the ownership in the sense that he/she would be my cousin. Grammar would just end up being nothing in that specific statement, therefore you need the apostrophe s to clarify that is my cousin's grammar, not mine.

And you don't always have to spell out numbers. 5 means five no matter where you are.

[mrrranda09]

r u talkin 2 me...about removin my last comments?

[Jmorgasmic]

No, still "MORBOS088" who can't understand the rules of ownership in a simple sentence.

[mrrranda09]

ah ok gotcha :)

[MORBOSO88]

"Your grammar is almost as bad as my 5 year old cousin's." right way: Your grammar is almost as bad as my five year old cousin>>no s or apostrophe need idiot oh, and if we're talking about grammar, it's rule to spell out numbers.

[ArseKing]

It's needed.

[darundezayi1]

excuse me?

[dr4g0n0k]

holy shit, american H bombs dropped in spain? I thought they were more powerful than atom bombs...

(given I heard it correctly)

[countercrackers]

they are

[spitfireguy123]

its pronouncded bowmont not bewmont retard.

[ducatiman01]

i tried the dick trick...

didnt work

[petebomber]

1 lucky fisher xD

[mattiscool08]

i want to be one of the comments u show on your shows! come on i subscribed and everything :)

[lulliby2879]

i love these, ur fucking hilarious phil

[ingi151]

Ur awsome, but the links is messd up :P FIX IT!! o_0 xD

[darundezayi1]

hehe january 17th,

thats my birthday:)

[sourdiezel0916]

my brothers too, although i doubt you give a flying fuck

[durprince]

To think he was at 64 000 last year and he's now past 500 000 and is in top 10 most subscribed.

[taylorhowell999]

he has a unhealthy obsesion with megan fox though..shes a bomb shell but ..in every show he talks about her ..its just a bit creepy

[MrSlence]

lol "Artist formerly known as penis" fucking great dude!

[nickluff]

stop talking so much more funny

[klladude]

"Artist formerly know as penis"

Best line ever.

[waitnonthewrld2chnge]

you should do thows "this day in history"shit more offten(:

[jfang407]

no phil no. thank YOU. lol i sound so humble.

[onesuperflywhiteguy]

philly D is the SHIT

[RymanGaming]

ROFL phil this is ur best vid! Hilarious

[mlffam]

DAMN! I live in Beumont. Shizzz,

[maridanial]

yeap, it is all about low expectations... so true haha

[p8ntbawlr210]

she was voted the most beautiful woman in 2008

[Billy4269]

yeah and the ,most hottest woman under 25 this year

[GoBigBlueJM23]

your creepy

[2hauge1]

haha, he's funny

[raeanna5]

haha "speaking of erections...Megan Fox" good line.

[clownshoes44]

nobody cares how he says beumont

[thomasvermeersch]

i know ,seriously

[StrenuousMorph]

STFU!!!!!!

[imyeye]

"Beu-"mont -- LOL, what a douchebag.

[txnhdbngr14]

So whoever you are,even though it is spelled Beaumont, it is pronounced BO-mont Texas not beu-mont. Learn how to pronounce towns in the Greatest State in The Union.

[toosmoove89]

ur really mad...wow

[Jpmiklo]

The union? HAHA, right.

[koolperson818]

im glad megan fox hasn't done anything like a cocaine binge, sex tape, baby, or rehab! sure she's bisexual, and she wants marijuana legalized. those are the only things people might possibley not like her about! the only people who wouldn't like her are people against gays. personally, ive got no problem with gays.

SO... I love megan fox! i think she's stunning!!

[TheVexedSoul]

You are the "poster child" of douchebaggery.

[swushey]

Beaumont = "Boemont"

[SunnyxAndxMaria]

You should really get your own show.

[redwolf1]

In Soviet Russia, condom wears you!

[tabithaedwards7]

in soviet union most providers(if not all)provide nothing whata country.

[dNullMe]

in ukraine most providers (if not all) charge you per minute. I haven't been back there in like 3 years so maybe things have changed, but 3 years ago when I was there I had to "watch my minutes", hated it!

[BenMarden]

I LOVE U MAN

[trentrallins]

i like ur stuff

[Shmaples]

your links dont take me to the right places!! wahHH!H

[JAYCZero]

true that , it always sends me to a different topic irrelavant then the one described from the video

[kitten90]

it's cause the links are so old, he's redone his website since those links were put up

[TimUK90]

Internet Neutrality has just hit the roof, Poor Texas :'[

Virgin Media has actually lost their Internet Neutraility fight.

Another great video Phil, 5*****

[Hellhound30x]

I think this dude is cool. i like the fact that he says what he thinks.... lol! 5 stars bud!

[aseq2]

Get your face off Youtube, plz. Your titles are misleading and you're annoying. I don't want to look at you, especially not when i click something saying Megan Fox.

[IDmann700]

your a douche fuck

[KaelswitchEnrage]

Who the fuck looks for pictures of hot women on youtube. You're retarded. Get YOUR face off youtube.

[aseq2]

Who said Megan Fox was hot :P? I just don't care for this video, don't make misleading titles.

And my face isn't on youtube, Kael. Good point.

[tabithaedwards7]

for some reason i hate this fucktard don't know why maybe cause we don't need a real life Vanwilder.

[lauravee1982]

uhm I guess he sort of looks a bit like ryan reynolds.... but is no van wilder. he is extremely charismatic, intelligent and talented. Not many people can do what he does.

[richerboy1994]

its all about low expectations. lol

[beastly654]

at this time, the 20th most subscribed person on youtube has 276k compared to 64k at this time haha, now sxephil is number 10 congrats man

[dillonb91]

Magnums are not that big now magnum xl's are lol

[Natalii84]

haha right?! lol