SuperNaturalJump2012, YouTube, Over 5 foot vertical! My Head by a 12&1/2 foot ceiling! Super Vertical Elevation! SupremeVerticalJump,YouTube Everyone was amazed at the incredible leaping ability and agility!UltraVerticalJump,YouTube, 4 feet vertical! Really soon I'll be eye level with the rim! SuperVerticalJump,YouTube,Amazing!4 feet vertical elevation, my head almost touches the Rim & By itself the video cam is magically following the incredible vertical movements!"
Like a black smith to the forge!!! jajajajajajajaja genial lance....el mas grande porque los que dicen que se dopa son los que nunca se han subido a una bici o los que lo hicieron y se calleron y JAMAS se levantaron
@twentytwoandeight No problems buddy, today I can buy a dozen of those faggy colored bracelets for a dime (10p in your lingo), the same faggy colored bracelets that you paid a dollar (about quid) for. Cheers mate, now dope strong!
@musicNsoccer rather pay a quid and wear a faggy yellow bracelet to help support people with cancer than be a troll that is too wrapped up in synicism to understand that athletes that compete at this level have about a thousand drug tests a year.
@twentytwoandeight Supporting cancer victims is clearly a good thing and you should feel proud of that. Geting scammed by a cheater is clearly a bad thing and you should ... you seem like a smart lad, you''ll figure it out eventually.
Facts: Betsy Andreu, Frankie Andreu testified against him. Greg Lemond showed Mcllvain was lying for him. Anderson saw him use andro. Landis, Hamilton, Hincape all saw him inject EPO. He used Ferarri the banned doping doctor. He might soon be charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, money laundering, racketeering, drug trafficking and defrauding the US Government. He cheated on his wife. He cheated his mechanic, who saw andro.
"Why his cancer was not detected by 96 Tour DuPont testing?"? probably because, hghepo, you weren't there to show everyone how incompetent they were. What excuse do you have for allowing all this elicit drug use in professional cycling. Get out there and save us my little Don Quixote.
Incompetent or it's easy to beat the testing as proved Marion Jones who never failed one of the 160 doping tests she had had. Kohl successfull defeated 200 tests before being eventually caught.
Because Tour du Pont is a stage race, Lance was tested more than one times. So anti-doping were so incompetent to miss all testing, or, they messed them up voluntary or the testing were not done or US cycling federation cleared silently the positive results?
You never responded to the question why did Lance not tested false positive at Tour DuPont despite his testicular increasing drastically his testosterone?
Masking agent/technic or samples poured in toiliets without testing like ToC or tested but "cleared" by US federation or technicians flunking at least 3 samples (3 day as leader)?
Of course not, no one can without fabricating a complete back story to a give credibility to facts that have already been fabricated. In other words, there are no facts, only assumptions.
There is amount of clues and evidences of Lance's doping or the use of making agent.
Why his cancer was not detected by 96 Tour DuPont testing? What about 4 or more different legal testimonies? his corticosteroid positive test cleared by an illegal TUE and $500000 donation to UCI? his 6 EPO samples, just google velocitynation and ashenden to learn more? His curious 2009 blood values? his 48-49 hematocrit during 1999-2005 TDF?
this man BEAT cancer where normal people just roll over and die without a fight. Most likely like you would.
He won the hardest cycling event in the world 7 times! that means that over 7 years he beat everyone else that would come his way independent of their skill or qualities.
Even on all those drugs you mention you wouldnt achieve 1% of what this man has!
The only way you can make your pathetic existence beareble is by hating achievers. Its just sad...
all the riders on the tour do some kind of doping. let me repeat that , ALL OF THEM! so if the doping playing field is leveled how do you go and explain his 7 WINS!
stop hating and recognize true corage and dedication when it is in your face
We all cheat or lie sometimes, so we are all as culpable as Madoff or Al Capone?
Explain why Ullrich prefered to pay Fuentes when he could have had the doping program paid by his team? Probably because he had better treatment.
What said Kohl? he explained that the precedent years he was not on a top program.
Clearly, everyone cannot afford a top doping program led by Ferrari. So there is no leveled playing field, and worst there is probably 1 or 2 good guys like Bassons refusing to dope.
u r right bro..i don't know what's wrong with these pessimists...they are more dangerous than cancer coz cancer just kill ur body while these negative people kill human spirit
Lance's accomplishments: Some of the most impressive displays of athleticism anyone has ever seen, absolutely one of the greatest athletes of all time
What he has not done:
Figured out how to beat science, my god he's a cyclist, not a biochemist, you don't just sit down and figure out how to scam doping tests, it requires someone to science what Lance is to Cycling. And someone of that caliber will be doing better work than figuring out how to scam doping tests.
Inspiration is what you make it and how you take it. Example? mustardjunkie. A pathetic loser who posts crap like he's relevant or something. Well, don't be like him because that aimless stress is worse for the heart than EPO. Better to be the worlds hero on EPO than mustardjunkie on foodstamps, riding the wind of anonymity.
Give the steroids cheat his title for christa sake. Freakin convenient that a bum who won fuck all, best was 36th, has cancer, not even considered as a hopeful, tests positive for EPO in 1999 (in the 2004 retest for the previously undetectable drug)...and then it changes.
And now hes coming back to try and gain some credibilty with the steroids tag thats dogged him???? Yeah sure. Give up steroids boy, that slur will hang with him forever.
He was 36th in 96' popping epo and corticoids like candy. Not to mention all the ANTI ESTROGENS AND FEMALE HORMONES to keep from losing his balls permanently. :)
Well, it sounds awkward to me that someone can even think that Lance won 7 TTF 'cause he was on drugs. It is a matter of attitude, endurance, life-style and desire,of course training is very important. But DRUGS and Winners? I don't think so. Cheers.
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On his t-shirt..."King Of Doping"
Give the steroids cheat his title for christa sake. Freakin convenient that a bum who won fuck all, best was 36th, has cancer, not even considered as a hopeful, tests positive for EPO in 1999 (in the 2004 retest for the previously undetectable drug)...and then it changes.
And now armstrong is coming back to try and gain some credibilty with the steroids tag thats dogged him???? Yeah sure. Give up steroids boy, that slur will hang with him forever.
Maybe you are right, but you only envy him. I know that you couldn't ride a bicycle for a 3 miles.So, pick another one to put down , because Lance is the winner and you....Well you know the rest.
STFU. No one wants to read your little whining comments.
Regardless, even if Lance was using something, you are telling me that EVERY other rider he beat for seven straight years was clean. Seriously, get over yourself and shut up.
actually hes agnostic. he doesnt have an opinion either way wether there is a God or not. and i know of alot of atheists and non beleivers who qoute the bible. the bible has great lessons and philosphy in it. Jesus is considered to be one of the greatest teacher of humanity regardless of his being or not being divine.
This was shot in the actual store that I work. I'm actually a little disappointed, I guess I expected something better with the amount of crew and production put into it.
Can somebody really fold a t-shirt like that?
jade3605 5 months ago
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seros2010 5 months ago
Like a black smith to the forge!!! jajajajajajajaja genial lance....el mas grande porque los que dicen que se dopa son los que nunca se han subido a una bici o los que lo hicieron y se calleron y JAMAS se levantaron
spartapu1992 6 months ago
Yellow for EPO doped urine. May the steroid be with you! Dope Stong!
musicNsoccer 7 months ago
@musicNsoccer where are your cycling medals and acolades and race wins? oh yeah you dont have any fuck off!!!
twentytwoandeight 5 months ago
@twentytwoandeight No problems buddy, today I can buy a dozen of those faggy colored bracelets for a dime (10p in your lingo), the same faggy colored bracelets that you paid a dollar (about quid) for. Cheers mate, now dope strong!
musicNsoccer 5 months ago
@musicNsoccer rather pay a quid and wear a faggy yellow bracelet to help support people with cancer than be a troll that is too wrapped up in synicism to understand that athletes that compete at this level have about a thousand drug tests a year.
twentytwoandeight 5 months ago
@twentytwoandeight Supporting cancer victims is clearly a good thing and you should feel proud of that. Geting scammed by a cheater is clearly a bad thing and you should ... you seem like a smart lad, you''ll figure it out eventually.
musicNsoccer 5 months ago
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Go to LanceLied(dot)com. Cheat Long, Win Wrong, Dope Strong, Ass Prong!
musicNsoccer 8 months ago in playlist Lance Armstrong
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Facts: Betsy Andreu, Frankie Andreu testified against him. Greg Lemond showed Mcllvain was lying for him. Anderson saw him use andro. Landis, Hamilton, Hincape all saw him inject EPO. He used Ferarri the banned doping doctor. He might soon be charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, money laundering, racketeering, drug trafficking and defrauding the US Government. He cheated on his wife. He cheated his mechanic, who saw andro.
musicNsoccer 8 months ago in playlist Lance Armstrong
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C'mon and sing with me. "Now shoot me up before I go go, Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo". Dope Long, Win Wrong, PHARM Strong!
musicNsoccer 9 months ago in playlist Lance Armstrong
no no no! like a black smith to the forge!
oh lance...such wisdom
beakman10 11 months ago 6
I will NEVER EVER fold a shirt the same way again
Bullnda225 1 year ago
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MaceyTaine 1 year ago
When someone stops caring, thats when they stop pushing you to do your best...Thats when your on your own...
screaming71datsun510 1 year ago
it's obvious that he's on drugs
racerx11080 1 year ago
"Why his cancer was not detected by 96 Tour DuPont testing?"? probably because, hghepo, you weren't there to show everyone how incompetent they were. What excuse do you have for allowing all this elicit drug use in professional cycling. Get out there and save us my little Don Quixote.
ZQPYU 2 years ago
Incompetent or it's easy to beat the testing as proved Marion Jones who never failed one of the 160 doping tests she had had. Kohl successfull defeated 200 tests before being eventually caught.
hghepo 2 years ago 9
what did you say? eventually caught?? Has Lance been eventually caught? Did not think so.
jmtb400 2 years ago
Because Tour du Pont is a stage race, Lance was tested more than one times. So anti-doping were so incompetent to miss all testing, or, they messed them up voluntary or the testing were not done or US cycling federation cleared silently the positive results?
hellsadore 2 years ago 8
@hellsadore
...the conspiracy assertion can be cast by both sides and carries the cycling world no further than we are now.
ZQPYU 2 years ago
@ZQPYU
You never responded to the question why did Lance not tested false positive at Tour DuPont despite his testicular increasing drastically his testosterone?
Masking agent/technic or samples poured in toiliets without testing like ToC or tested but "cleared" by US federation or technicians flunking at least 3 samples (3 day as leader)?
hellsadore 2 years ago 6
@hellsadore
Of course not, no one can without fabricating a complete back story to a give credibility to facts that have already been fabricated. In other words, there are no facts, only assumptions.
ZQPYU 2 years ago
Lance is the man.
ZQPYU 2 years ago
There is amount of clues and evidences of Lance's doping or the use of making agent.
Why his cancer was not detected by 96 Tour DuPont testing? What about 4 or more different legal testimonies? his corticosteroid positive test cleared by an illegal TUE and $500000 donation to UCI? his 6 EPO samples, just google velocitynation and ashenden to learn more? His curious 2009 blood values? his 48-49 hematocrit during 1999-2005 TDF?
hghepo 2 years ago 3
conspiracy theories apart...
this man BEAT cancer where normal people just roll over and die without a fight. Most likely like you would.
He won the hardest cycling event in the world 7 times! that means that over 7 years he beat everyone else that would come his way independent of their skill or qualities.
Even on all those drugs you mention you wouldnt achieve 1% of what this man has!
The only way you can make your pathetic existence beareble is by hating achievers. Its just sad...
klarum 2 years ago 5
Your lack of knowledge on your points are astonishing.
Lance had 50% chance to cure his cancer. Just look at discovery channel reportage about his cancer, you can see it on youtube.
A scientist study shows that difference of recoverin from most cancer between a fighter and none fighter are slim.
Clean sport achievement are always greater than fraudulent and doped achievements like Lance did.
Is it a conspiracy theorie Lance relation with Ferrari, a doped doctor caught by italian justice?
hghepo 2 years ago
all the riders on the tour do some kind of doping. let me repeat that , ALL OF THEM! so if the doping playing field is leveled how do you go and explain his 7 WINS!
stop hating and recognize true corage and dedication when it is in your face
klarum 2 years ago
We all cheat or lie sometimes, so we are all as culpable as Madoff or Al Capone?
Explain why Ullrich prefered to pay Fuentes when he could have had the doping program paid by his team? Probably because he had better treatment.
What said Kohl? he explained that the precedent years he was not on a top program.
Clearly, everyone cannot afford a top doping program led by Ferrari. So there is no leveled playing field, and worst there is probably 1 or 2 good guys like Bassons refusing to dope.
hghepo 2 years ago 3
u r right bro..i don't know what's wrong with these pessimists...they are more dangerous than cancer coz cancer just kill ur body while these negative people kill human spirit
lovekesh88 2 years ago
your doping
assman12354 2 years ago
The kid may have expressive problems but he is easily outshone by Dickhead.
davidoffon 2 years ago
Hahaha!!! awesome... the kid looked so puzzled LOL!!
brianredell 2 years ago
i love the dude's face expressions lol
MrRamadiel 2 years ago
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I wouldn't wear that crap!
duveimperial 2 years ago
Who care's what you would or wouldn't wear. As I understand it, it goes to a good cause: curing cancer. You just hating to be hating....
videolover61 2 years ago
me too, but then i am a nudist
chairmanmao89 2 years ago
lol
Legacysteve2469 2 years ago
lol i love how he just like crumples the shirt and it's nice and flat
ajm909 3 years ago 8
buhahahah the kid is like wahhhit
Gwenlj 3 years ago 3
HA I love how the kid kind of stares off into the distance and ponders before answering "no"
yamaholic365 3 years ago 2
Awesome!
flyingjohn2005 3 years ago
WTF!!! I think that kids on some mind altering medicine LOL
brucewayne909 3 years ago
hahaha look at the kids face at the end! he is like wtf!!!
xb10hazardx 3 years ago 29
Lance's accomplishments: Some of the most impressive displays of athleticism anyone has ever seen, absolutely one of the greatest athletes of all time
What he has not done:
Figured out how to beat science, my god he's a cyclist, not a biochemist, you don't just sit down and figure out how to scam doping tests, it requires someone to science what Lance is to Cycling. And someone of that caliber will be doing better work than figuring out how to scam doping tests.
pyropig7 3 years ago 3
thats why they hire people!!!
(BTW i don't think he doped, i think the french ar dopes, and affriad of lance winning another one, thats why they didn't let him race last yr.!
UndergroundAmericans 3 years ago
Bahahahaha! what ever.The French just appriciate true champions, that have accomplished other big races,and into victories.
duveimperial 2 years ago
Inspiration is what you make it and how you take it. Example? mustardjunkie. A pathetic loser who posts crap like he's relevant or something. Well, don't be like him because that aimless stress is worse for the heart than EPO. Better to be the worlds hero on EPO than mustardjunkie on foodstamps, riding the wind of anonymity.
g99se9 3 years ago 4
hahaha:)
meg6cycling 3 years ago
Dumping Floyd's 800cc blood refill down the TOILET. What a Jelous prick.
Even Floyd would smash him if they were clean.
mustardjunkie 3 years ago
I wonder what doctor Ferrari wears... Live wrong, cheat to wind. Duel Black wristbands.
mustardjunkie 3 years ago
Couldnt even ride clean at LeadVille. Pretty sad..... NO Grand Tour ability without Ferrari... Whatsoever
mustardjunkie 3 years ago
too bad Nike only sells Armstrong souvenirs - has anyone else noticed a lack of cycling gear in their stores?
zscottk 3 years ago
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On his t-shirt..."King Of Doping"
Give the steroids cheat his title for christa sake. Freakin convenient that a bum who won fuck all, best was 36th, has cancer, not even considered as a hopeful, tests positive for EPO in 1999 (in the 2004 retest for the previously undetectable drug)...and then it changes.
And now hes coming back to try and gain some credibilty with the steroids tag thats dogged him???? Yeah sure. Give up steroids boy, that slur will hang with him forever.
Slater071 3 years ago
He was 36th in 96' popping epo and corticoids like candy. Not to mention all the ANTI ESTROGENS AND FEMALE HORMONES to keep from losing his balls permanently. :)
mustardjunkie 3 years ago
UATTCIHEHF!
gracko14 3 years ago
no no no, i got blacksmith to the forge xD
vvimp 3 years ago
Well, it sounds awkward to me that someone can even think that Lance won 7 TTF 'cause he was on drugs. It is a matter of attitude, endurance, life-style and desire,of course training is very important. But DRUGS and Winners? I don't think so. Cheers.
verapamil07 3 years ago 2
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On his t-shirt..."King Of Doping"
Give the steroids cheat his title for christa sake. Freakin convenient that a bum who won fuck all, best was 36th, has cancer, not even considered as a hopeful, tests positive for EPO in 1999 (in the 2004 retest for the previously undetectable drug)...and then it changes.
And now armstrong is coming back to try and gain some credibilty with the steroids tag thats dogged him???? Yeah sure. Give up steroids boy, that slur will hang with him forever.
Guiseppe107 3 years ago
Maybe you are right, but you only envy him. I know that you couldn't ride a bicycle for a 3 miles.So, pick another one to put down , because Lance is the winner and you....Well you know the rest.
verapamil07 3 years ago
Armstrong never lost credibility because he has never failed a doping test.
ro332 3 years ago 5
dude! this is awesome.
I love this dude.
Nice comercial NIKE.
Armstrong rocks!!!
consistentbass 3 years ago
STFU. No one wants to read your little whining comments.
Regardless, even if Lance was using something, you are telling me that EVERY other rider he beat for seven straight years was clean. Seriously, get over yourself and shut up.
munkyv22 3 years ago 9
hehe
dahgutone 3 years ago
I love Lance Armstrong. He's awesome.
FatOldBaldGuy 3 years ago 2
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Does Dick's drug test?
tshirtsink 3 years ago
i work there and i never got drug tested.. but idk
softballluva68 3 years ago
but... im going for interview and I was wondering if they test... Please let me know asap
cdheflin80 3 years ago
haha i love the lance armstrong comeracaikls
lexusracer08 3 years ago 7
BRAD HAVE YOU EVER RODE A BIKE FOR 23 STRAIGHT DAYS?????
lmfao@!
Presidential805 3 years ago 7
And I love how he had to think about it!!
daveofski 3 years ago
sorry bout that that my my sister i forgot to logg off my account lol
XritaiscoolX 3 years ago
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GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY FUCKOLOVE IT
XritaiscoolX 3 years ago
man, that kid reminds me of the burger guy from Clerks II :D
SunBurnzoR 3 years ago
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Lance is as dirty as the day is long.
Hmm, every Tour De France winner before and after Lance has either admitted to blood doping or been caught....
Lance is a chemically-enhanced piece of shit.
Margaux177 3 years ago
He sounds funny when he gets frustrated
monos70 3 years ago 5
"No! No! No! Like a blacksmith to the forge!"
Lance is really a lousy helper with the young employee.
SterlingII 4 years ago 13
Lance is an Atheist. They're just words.
"Christopher Guest draws a powerhouse performance from cycling legend Lance Armstrong." Milk out the nose.
RochesterCycling 4 years ago
actually hes agnostic. he doesnt have an opinion either way wether there is a God or not. and i know of alot of atheists and non beleivers who qoute the bible. the bible has great lessons and philosphy in it. Jesus is considered to be one of the greatest teacher of humanity regardless of his being or not being divine.
curtmastor 4 years ago 9
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God is working through Lance. That's a fact. Is God working through you?
criddie 3 years ago
I wonder if Lance knows he is paraphrasing the Bible? Proverbs 27:17
"As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another."
91Bear 4 years ago
I don't think Lance cares.
jimbud22 4 years ago 17
I've read Lance's view on religion. That's why I found it curious.
91Bear 4 years ago
This was shot in the actual store that I work. I'm actually a little disappointed, I guess I expected something better with the amount of crew and production put into it.
danmtz9 4 years ago
You have to admit if you're a Lance fan it's a great spot.
jimbud22 4 years ago 11
I love this thanks for posting.
tigerwah 4 years ago