Halo 3 Parody Review by Ron Standard

[EzioAuditore1459]

What the fuck is he talking about?

[xFIRERUSHx]

what is this a parody of?

[matKilla9801]

THis was made before halo 3 came out

[andy31456]

I LOVE BIRDO TO

[CheetosForBreakfast]

holy shit i cried laughing at your jealous pet raccoon

[InhumanUnderworld]

Lol I bought the game even though I hated it. That's how good it is!

[Garka872]

at least you have a bagal

[cooldude10136]

ure right every1 is going to buy halo 3 i have halo 3

[high712]

follow the yellow piss road XDD

[Videogamer0011001011]

My birdometer score of the ending is...

"LEAVE BIRDO ALONE!!!"

[evilstonedmonkey]

i carnt wait for the halo movie

[brianreams1]

his name is chris crocker and he is gay

[jimmycanmakecrack]

i love that game its just way too easy. I beat legendary in two days and it took me a month on halo 1

[money4life177]

dude ur fuckN funny

[ALEXJDXBL]

LEAVE BIRDO ALONE !!!!!!

[dsadasdaa2]

ViewTube(dot)ws a company that will make your YouTube video's number 1

[captainwiggles1]

i only brought it for £1 and that was for the cd, the download was free. ig got a flashed xbox. probable get criticized for it but at least im not paying £30-40 for a game that i will get bored from with in a week, maybe 2.

[callan666]

whats your gamertag i'll add you =)

[vernsi]

you guys do see the parody part in the tittle right?

[BlueBombi]

Hilarious

[awaddell1234]

I seriously hope that was sarcasm and its just a textual fault of inability to express it, Typhor T38. Actually, Ron, do have a few REAL friends who sign and post good comments to weaken the blow of all the shit ones, OR, do you just have 5 accounts all to yourself and save the hassle?

Here's the solution, throw away your computer!

[Whitmore70]

You are a dick. He is a satirical reviewer, and if you couldn't see that then you are a fuckin' moron. Don't expect any sort of REAL reviewing from RON STANDARD, that's not his modus operandi.

Fuckwit

[awaddell1234]

mate, you don't have a clue, he does not have a clue. I have a pass in Satire used Literary texts from 1600 so don't mock me you asswipe! Enough said, this is my final comment you will be glad to know. I can't spend any more of my time with these shitty videos, there obviously is more twats on youtube than i thought.

[Whitmore70]

(M)ate, you don't have a clue(.) He does not have a clue. I have a pass in (s)atire used literary texts from 1600(,) so don't mock me(,) you asswipe! Enough said, this is my final comment you will be glad to know. I can't spend any more of my time with these shitty videos, there (are obviously more) twats on (Y)outube than (I) thought.

Dont bring education into this and then present such a poorly copy-edited post. It makes you seem even more foolish.

[reedjos08]

lol, what the hell was that, lol

im speachless

[UnR34LGAMING]

Halo3 is good, This rent boy doing the vid should contract aids and die. kinda looks like the geek from superbad right ? and acts like that annoying girl in juno.

[TyphorT38]

best vid ever! ftw!

[SwankySky]

this is shit omfg

[spirit1012]

he sounds like jerry seinfeld

[Altezza07]

he is putting on that voice for the sake of his charecter "ron standard"

[ShadowDragon2153]

i just realised this review was released on my birthday!

[mountaingamers]

lol. if your halo 3 was a bagel, u could of gone to the store and bought alot of halo 3s

[LtFerret]

You should have tried to put the bagel in your NES, trust me it works

[bleezy650]

"follow the yellow piss road" LOL!!!

[Slash6532]

yah really

[albert0411]

"follow the yellow piss road"

lolz

[Jozzy86]

haha..what's with this guy and bagels

[MoBLonewolf]

did anybody notice that he said he entered halo 3 into his PC? i dont think that works...

[lockheed22]

ha...chris croker...the gay ass faggot no one likes!

[daw1zzard]

" I love you brido..*sob*..I love you...*cry*"

[Blade3327]

The bagel-toaster thing was genius!

[wealer123]

I LOVE U BERTO

[ManYouFat]

birdo LOL

[DaNukerMan]

lolz

[KiLlrulEr117]

however i am still puzzled how it produced a menu screnn on my xbox 360

so funny

great job

[casiopilot]

if my litel brother sees the part were it is filmed in the real world he well give me a big talk on how halo is real and we shood get rid of r wii for a 360 so we can kill them alians

[overdragon1]

you SHOULD get rid of ur wii for a 360...360's are better!!!

[metalhead4894]

well with the release of brawl, the wiis have caught and wii can go on the internet and go to websites like youtube, not to say xbox 360s a bad system i own one but wiis r worth keeping

[overdragon1]

they may be worth keeping but are they worth they worth buying in the first place?

[metalhead4894]

hmmm.....touche'....i thnk tht u and me can agree tht if we had a choice between ps3 and wii u and me would choose wii

[overdragon1]

im not really sure about about that one...ps3 does have better graphics but wii has better games compared to the ps3...also i think that the ps3 has better online gameplay than the wii's

[metalhead4894]

.....well 360 rules them both so who cares

[overdragon1]

agreed dude 360 does own them both

[leeg131313]

or maybe a ps3!!

[beasttrooper]

haha so funny

dumby is this real :)

[moeezS]

"Having to eat pig...raw!" LOL Genius as always.

[jasontangy]

halo 3 does surprisingly make halo 2s ending make sense which in itself is enough to get a medal... although i cant afford a medal to give my halo game but thats not the point

[huitema07]

Super awesome!!

[RobJoness]

Ron this is one of the funniest yet!

[chocolatedonut31]

yellow piss road

[gahgahgahGANGSTA]

talls ur a dumbass nobody buys the game for its story/campaign get xbox live u dumbass

[noreturnabcd]

that doesn't mean they can't be disappointed with them. Just because you're too crap to play on your own doesn't mean everyone else is.

[TailsPrower15]

I love Halo 3, but it was sort of a dissapointment. I mean, the campaign was pretty dull, not like the Halo 2 campaign. And some of the maps are kind of boring after a couple days of them. (even Foundry, I got bored of it after 1-2 weeks =( )

[bloodclots99]

ur the best and ur bro

[danman0729]

Ron is awesome! Best one ever!

[theboogyman123]

-_-

[halomaster3321]

Brado transexual omfg lol!!

[BCZproductions]

he is i heard it on X-play

[99931221]

ey, quit the om"f"g. omg is better, gosh.

[blobbhed]

rofl funiest parodie ever!

[filemaker1]

this is ps4 on 1:24

[goldenchainsaw]

lmao halo 3 sucks balls

[Spartanoffaith]

DO MASS EFECT

[100Wilbur999]

Assault Rifle? It's prefered to be called the MA5B AR...

Battle Rifles one-shot grunts in the head, jackals and three shot minor brutes.

Assault Rifles are only good for close combating, they beat one Spiker and one Plasma Rifle but the Shotgun is just better so...

Jackhammer Launchers (RPGL's) are not as good as a Sniper Rifle and/or a Fuel Rod Cannon, because of it's small storage magazines.

[cookie852]

BR are way easier to kill someone with rather then an AR. BR takes few shots to head. AR takes 2 reloads.

[supanova200]

haha folo the yellow piss road hahah!!! i have one of those in my basement :D

[redlynx480]

shut up both of u rocket launcher rulez all

[ccckkksuperthatdoes]

The BR is the best, AR sucks... it takes forever to kill someone with it man.  Peace.

[twelve12monkies]

AR is way better

[ccckkksuperthatdoes]

AR takes forever to kill someone, even if you aim at the head. But, the BR kills you faster man, if you aim at the head. Peace.

[folred]

i hate the BR i like shotgun and AR better

[frankenmuth1]

Grunts side with the dominate species. Youknow after a few hundred grunts were strangled by their entrails,(this never happened but you get my point Brutets more powerful(note you may complain no they arn't but heythey are a more vicious forcer than elites and meaner) they sided with the bruts

[ObsessedJam]

lol, nice man, I liked the ending.

-Jake

[rageman117]

haha this is the best halo3 parodie review

ive ever seen lol

[theAuthoriti]

...The only part I found funny was "follow the yellow piss road"

[pimpindark7]

nothing like 4 minutes of material bombing

[rageman117]

HAHAHA THATS AWESOME!

[Luckyjat]

"So what's the point of me even reviewing.. You're just gunna buy it anyway!"

I love that line! best review ever

[hamsterlord20]

Why were the grunt with the brutes? They were against the brutes in Halo 2!

[knux5]

The friendly grunts never got off Delta Halo.

[cookie852]

lol u r so funny man

[Honorpirate]

a bagle? hahah

[NathanNikolic]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen on youtube it's awesome. "followed by my brother john calling me a moron and throwing an x box 360 at my head." Lmao sooooo good.

[ZONAS11]

ahahaha funny ones bro yello piss road ahaha

[stairjump]

funny! bagule!!! hahah!

[olivechen90]

lol "then I realized that my wii was on fire."

[BBPirate06]

"Everyone with an Xbox is gonna by it, everyone without an Xbox is gonna buy it, for no reason, so it doesn't even matter! What's the point of me even reviewing?!?!"

[evrynameistaken5]

pretty decent ive completed halo3 twice so far it is excellent wait till after the credits for actual ending : )

[danielrobertwright]

fuck u silen theese guys are awsome

[SileNc3Ruk]

are theas guys trying to be funny? because they really are not

[iman1357]

Lol

"Anyone with an x-box 360's gonna buy and even people without a 360's gonna buy it anyway for no reason. So, it doesn't even matter!"

Nice

[HaloGlitchesOfficial]

hahahahha yellow piss road. classic

[ericbuckle]

not bad!

[meleemasters1]

everyone you know is gonna buy it.

i have a bagel.

[CenobiteUK]

I know want bagels.

[pazankachok]

lol

[ericsp0f]

funy ass hell

[GoldLine9x]

i hope you review super smash bros brawl when it comes out. great vid!

[RSJGaMeRPrO]

I sure will, can't wait! I really hope I do actually get a game disk instead of a bagel though.

[ROYALNOZGUL]

Yellow piss road! :D

[Microshocky]

good one. But u repeated the video.

[RSJGaMeRPrO]

Yes Halo 3 clips are hard to find and I decided against putting up a clip of a burnt bagel

[Tvixer]

heh..... nice