subway chicken

[berkev8795]

Guess who had chickenthat night?

[tramwazhere]

All these city slickers have never seen a chicken other than from KFC.

[TiSlLuKe]

In England someone would probable steal all his money, kill his chicken or beat him...

[thugpassion89]

@TiSlLuKe Fuck u & England u Faggot only in new york where they do that at

[duriandecay]

say no to drugs

[thugpassion89]

you know what all ya’ll people talking negative about that man there ima make a documentary about my father & if I feel like it later ill sue because this shit is crazy the country is under attack 911 planes going down helicopters crashing and ya’ll worry about a man in the subway holding kissing hugging on a chicken what about the family off them soldiers that are serving in Iraq & want them home Get a Life People

[CahFixe]

TENSO! o0

[TheCryptidman]

Weirdo...

[nlgough]

I don't think anything shocks New Yorkers. most people strolled past him without a second glace.

[DJTFong]

people are weird

[ericparrey]

Only on the L line.

[muNiMikE]

Uuuuhh I believe the L train dosent stop at Parkchester Ave in the 'BRONX' (smh) @ericparrey

[goosebumpsfanxxx]

why is he laying on the ground did the chickens pecker peck his pecker lol

[bird2374]

that ended up on the news

[oneofthosegamers]

thats Borat...

[SithFilmer]

Well, New Yorkers are weird and do crazy things. Especially in NYC.

This is coming from a New Yorker. =P

[noway222]

*borat voice* BE CAREFUL. HE BITE!

[pamamalakaya2]

he is playing with FLOYD!!

[kiidbusylike123]

OMG LMFAO i lOve ny

[shadowblack1987]

His playing with his coq.

[MZBABYPUGGIE]

Ok I thought he passed out then u was the chiken then I was like ooooooooo

[livefreeordie1970]

"Stand clear of the man lying on the floor with a chicken please"

[shelly5757ifly]

omg its a live chickin

[july7nyc]

that's my train. no chickens today. :(

[RMilvae]

i have no idea what the fuck is going on

[youkittee]

I really don't see why this is so funny to people. I find it sad. He probably does love that chicken like he would love a dog or a cat. It's probably his closest friend in the world. Maybe it's not sad. Maybe he is blessed to be loved by such a pure hearted creature. Chickens aren't just food you know. Some people do actually keep them as pets and they are very intelligent. I also see nothing sexual in how he is behaving with the chicken.

[youkittee]

My family has parrots and we play with them all the time. They are packed with personality and love to be cuddled. A lot of larger birds do.

[stefen1993]

I dont think its funny because he's with a chicken. I think its funny that he's laying on the floor of a subway train, with a chicken. lol

[youkittee]

He could have mental disorders, sadly.

[psyjax]

Dude, hes rolling around on the floor with the chicken. Even if it's his pet, he's on the subway floor rolling around with it... seriously, wtf?

[Veetina]

Well said!

[blitzysixx]

Ok, I was with you until you said "chickens arent just food you know." At that point I lost my shit. rotfl

[ViewLaughFav]

a man fondling a chicken....

[onepetalshy]

Ny best state? Haven't been, but I doubt it beats Cali

[Chimichanga12594]

He probably fucked it up the ass

[1475lucky]

only in New york you would see that. New york is the best state

[WhatIsThisShiit]

I know his guy.. his name is Chicken George

[jdfagen]

The chicken doesn't talk back!!!!!

[medoBrundo1011]

make love noth wore

[WhatIsThisShiit]

May be he has bird flu mmm

[shae1400]

Or he reallly likes his chicken hahaha

[VOVANNY]

Thats his bitch, dont fuck with it!

[THERIPPER216]

im surprised he didnt choke his chicken

[legitFIRELEGS]

but why is he laying on the ground??

[zintangibles]

rk6675 likes men with big sweaty balls and tender cooked penis in vaginal juice with a sprinkle of 100 year old African american pubes. Oh and a dash of KY as sauce to go.

[rk6675]

fake and gay

[joeyyowell]

fuck off homo

if it was fake why is it on tape?

[rk6675]

@joeyyowell hahah chill bro i was just bein a troll lol

i guess you dont watch ray william johnson lol

[kyledr94]

You should never assume things like that, however in your case i understood it because i have seen his videos. Just because you watch him doesnt mean the rest of the world shares that same interest in his videos.

[1000FeatheredOwl]

playing with his cock, not unusual on a subway.

[rayakroc]

Judging by the little response from train riders, I'm guessing this is somewhere in New York? A little more info like location and maybe a (really) quick interview of the chicken lover would've been nice.

[waddlezizmyname]

My cousin took this video. That poor chicken.

[travisk08]

that chicken would be good deep fried and a side of mash potatos lol

[patakalyboy100]

puh cooooooooock!!!!!!!!!!

[patakalyboy100]

what the hell he was doing with that chicken, trying to get some chicken pussy

[comgeturs]

Crispy or grilled?

[aracchv1]

where's P.E.T.A.? this man will probably be elegible for housing,the chicken needs a safe home.

[Evankernee1]

why is he laying on the floor?

[seanhisc]

That hobo should really get a room with that chicken.. but he hasn't got one.. so I guess the subway is the next best thing.. lmao great vid!

[crbflores]

? i dont get this video so retarded

[Odst171]

there's a damn hobo with a live chicken on a subway, whats not to get?

[HajibaGnortsNoxid]

Ok, not to be mean but thats kinda odd laying on the ground. I hope that person gets help though whoever they are, or maybe the chicken went under the seat and the owner decided to stay down there to calm it lol! I used to have pet chickens, we ate them lol, but they are great friends and can be potty trained, though they aren't too bright. Hold them upside-down and they "fall asleep" lmao. They are cute though.

[osamalovesobama]

wops and their chickens

[InstrumentalBusiness]

We do a thing called Tuesday Newsday that is due every Tuesday. What we do is get an article from the internet and write a paragraph in your own words about it and turn it in.This week (2/2/10) I did my article on this. Everyone in my class cracked up! Go Subway Chicken! :)

[MsGamer09]

lmaooo haha...thatz mi train

[jamesv79]

Ok i know the price of a train rides going up, but come on, not only do you get from point a to b safely(hopefully) but entertained as well!!!....Man i love this City!!

[TOROKILL]

HELLO

MY NAME IS BORAT

[joshandnater1]

maybe he was tired or a hobo

[Peter4101]

Bull shit, chain letters are the worst posible way to exploit peoples gullability.

[s7o0a0p]

I seriously thought the R143's were better than that! The R32's are from 1964 yet they still don't have chickens running around them!

[LUs2SMOOVE]

Lml` Niqqa`z Be Buqqinn` .

[lack76]

so what is this? a crazy bum with a chicken? or is it one of those equally crazy people who would perform this as a gag?

[The1EyeistheKing]

Which jesus...baby jesus,prepubescent jesus,teenage jesus, white jesus, black jesus, shaved jesus, julius cezar like jesus, ghost jesus, tortured jesus, crucifix jesus,arab jesus?...good track...hope you get your wish .personally i dont wanna die but thats just coming from the ramblings of hobo chicken man! hahahaha i love religious freaks it makes me look sane(said the chicken man)

[ganado15]

u have lost 1 minute of my life

[JMan9391]

I expected to see Borat. I was disappoint!

[rockertillmydeath]

@JMan9391 hahahaha

[ememforlifeyo]

what the crap? did he fall or sumtin or is he sleepin or what?! oh and is he hugging a chicken

[ninjatrix123]

wtf is this?!

[Bestflickz]

@lilcledus fail spelling

u fail at life

[rrr1sportrider]

White Power to all !!!

[lilcledus]

i feel you brother. HWITE POWER!

[sirnicholson]

does he choke it?

[trekkian88]

pointless fucking video

[s0nnyyy]

he was only playing with his cock

[anthonycarl2020]

how random

[tat2u1]

This must be Subways way to promote their new "Hobo Chicken" sandwich!

[65spiders]

this is so badly one of those moments when you say to yourself in your head "just look straight ahead and don't laugh"

[dzigi]

is that borat? :)

[ActiasLinnaeus]

A love for chicken is a beautiful thing.

[howie1921]

theres congestion on a subway? thought all the trains were timed

[ejflesher]

Looks like fast food to me. Food on the go.

[2009wildmonkey1]

I hope he does not choke his chicken

[selloutasaurus]

only in New York!! going back soon to my crazy,wonderful home town:NYC! Love it!

[Jorgie1aka1Austin]

dont mess with a man and his chicken!!!!

[jokernharley666]

i miss ny now

[NotSoShy7]

lolms

[philopadaumus]

watch?v=Xy71whQ_ImM

[kaisean95]

HE MAKES HIS OWN KFC. LMAO. NT RACIST

[Coldchill81]

lol

[dmix09]

The title of this video is freaking priceless!

if you know what i'm referring to XD lol

[xav]

borat ?

[bronxmarc]

thats why i miss ny so much...

[porscheflat]

a man.....and his chicken.....

[bigfathippo53]

maybe the chicken was stolen. like china stole Tibet.

[GotdroAsiaC]

gotdro[.]com

[dragonlizardbs]

Borat?

[midsir]

what? Why is he on the floor with the chicken?

[JDMSP33DSTARZZ084]

oh yea NY has been like this since day one,nothing new lmao

[JDMSP33DSTARZZ084]

lol if the yuppies saw this they'd take it soo seriously

[littlelumbeee]

obviously he's on extasy

[RadioPaul1]

That is one more reason NYC eats shit! I saw a guy jerking off with is own shit once in the subway! Bloomburge is an asshole

[ExistentialNihilist]

@radiopaul 1 How do you know it was his OWN shit?

[anthonyrulz1]

@RadioPaul1 learn to spell before you start acting smart again

[xzqter]

you just made me loose my appetite for a week. Now I'm going to die.

[MrRoccoZ]

@xzqter Why?

[TheMasterSlasher]

@RadioPaul1, no you didn't. Stop lying.

[llib90630]

hey... that's my chicken

[andyastro1]

no,that's my chicken.

[Minky2488]

what???? How is it that a man is laying on the subway with a chicken on top of him? lol

[madwilliamflint]

Welcome to New York.

[youngshotta4life]

i seen ppl have sex on the train once lol.

[guitarherophenomrock]

lol what!!!???!!!!

[youngshotta4life]

@guitarherophenomrock yeah i was on the j train going home at night and i see 2 ppl havin sex

[guitarherophenomrock]

lol

[tvmuffinz2]

-.-

[guitarherophenomrock]

i wonder if this was to bad for zoomtube

[dudemantwo]

Let's make jokes about mentally ill people...sick...

Jerks...

[guitarherophenomrock]

did you just guess that cause i beleive your way off

[dudemantwo]

I am surprised that some here thinks this is funny...the man is not well...

[guitarherophenomrock]

but why do you think that he could be drunk or something why do you think he is ill cause that seems mean on your part

[abebrister]

What a waste of time... Put something on here worth watching.

[bornbald]

When a man loves a chicken

People think that he's insane.

But all he can do is wing it for the one he loves.

[crazyghetto978818]

I see this kind of shit everyday in NYC

[youngshotta4life]

@crazyghetto978818 word nothin surprising to see here

[CB0T]

Drugs...

[jaws5263]

u know they've seen weirder shit

[realybigman55]

i like how everybody acts like nothing is happening i vwould be messing with him

[despairedpheonix]

Welcome to NY! :D

[rjr1990]

You guys got it all wrong. Thats a magical chicken. He hadn't used his three wishes yet so he was just holding on to it until he new what he was gonna wish for.

[joejumps4fun]

I don't get it...other than the fact that there's a guy on the floor holding a chicken.

[WelcometoZyWokCity]

WOOOOOOOT NEW YORK

[strwbry6467]

dam im glad i dont have to go on until 103rd lmao hahaha

[rinkit0ri]

chickaholic ?

[iLuvMyPom2014]

Okay, what's the story? I can't see the video, for me it's to low quality so i can't see what's he's doing to the chicken so can some1 tell me what's going on?!

[IronManTalks]

Wait for RayWilliamJohnson to get to it. He'll see shit going on that even the chicken fucker didn't know about.

[thehannahmontanalove]

must be a damn nigger. only niggers get that desperate. shit niggers

[gamergirl2120]

fucking retard LOL it's a white dude you damn racist! IDIOT FAIL!

[imyoungxd]

making love to a chicken in the subway. only in new york city.

[aqworldsjonathan]

son shut the fuck up u noob makeing love with a chicken is in ohio lol

[LittleLawyerMonster]

The Shaking of Pelham 123. (Yep; the Number 6 IRT is the Pelham train, for all you foreigners;-)

[IronManTalks]

Wait until RayWilliamJohnson gets a hold of this...

[guitarherophenomrock]

this video is fake and gay!

[IronManTalks]

Oh yeah?! Two camels in a tiny car mother fucker!

[guitarherophenomrock]

oh okay? But didnt you get squal aids from those two camels!? bitch

[IronManTalks]

I'm clean of "squal aids". But I got "Squirrel AIDS" from doing your mom. =3 I saw her in tha Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.

[guitarherophenomrock]

no you were doing two camels in a tiny store you sick bastard

[IronManTalks]

I don't think you know what the fuck you're talking about anymore... I'm just sayin'. But do you know who does know what they're talking about? The comment question of the day, which comes from a guy on a subway who likes to fuck chickens.

[guitarherophenomrock]

lol i know promote you raywilliamjohnson Jr. that was epic man just fucking epic!

[IronManTalks]

I know. I've been lolling the whole time. But why you gotta be so adopted?

[guitarherophenomrock]

lmao cause i fell on a railroad then a train ran me over.

[IronManTalks]

It's all good. I mean, it could be worse. You could be a ginger and not even have a soul. Then you'd be fucked when that train ended you.