Funny Chinese Rap - Brans Freestyle from CKY

[apelikemenace]

oh yeah... I didnt see any chinese food cartons used...  or chopsticks!?

[apelikemenace]

I like the "tip-toe"... most everything else is off meter or the wrong sentiment... I was waiting to see a little boy embarrased to shit cause you were filming.... Either way, this freestyle stands the test of time.

[thegangster421]

i liked you fucking gay roflmao

[monkeyluver1231]

the explanation for this video just pisses me off as it is, then there's the fact that you're a complete faggot. just sayin

[nukerman1709]

my eyes are bleeding.. why are you breathing?

[chineseboycalljames]

At :53 it says a dollar -fifty... and you have 3 quarters in your hand...... no matter how awesome this mix is, you've ruined it

[dasnake101]

@chineseboycalljames i thought it said "55" so he showed 2 quarters and a nickle... idk?

[timwins31]

stupidest fucking video known to man. youre a chud dude, you should die.

[sashman1972]

Yet another idiotic vid on here.

[Flextaa]

Actually it's rapped by a white person.

[BGibby]

not a bad video gents.

[TubsyTmac]

this is garbage

[CuteChibiGhost]

Wow, I'm somewhat not offened O__O

[p1d7]

who fucking cares if some1 does not like it

if you feel offended i have 1 thing to say fuck u its funny u want bad look up...

Dr.dirty

[EpicEpicNINJA]

Okay this video was terrible, I might subscribe just because your comebacks are amazing ^_^ haha

[hiimryanbrogan]

its not song by an asian one of the guys from jackass does it

[destrysloan]

Good job!

[rexandmax]

funny in the desription actually thats a lie i dont give a fuck LOL

[NessMaster01]

this shit is funny bro keep it up lol...

[Mattatvbmx]

If anyone takes this song offensive, well guess what nobody cares. Great vid by the way. Lol.

[Vampy1]

Thats some funny shit, dude. ROFL.

[JHgamer101]

Jesus man u r a fucking retard dude i feel stupider insulting a mentally challenge person

[bigdawg81192]

Well... by what I can see from your grammar, I think you might BE mentally challenged. (r u? G, now I feel stupider. wats rong with m3? I seme to b unable to tipe. I think Im picking up sum ov JH's idiocricy.)

[AdzOnerB]

how the fuck is this racists its a song sung by a chinese guy and i dnt see how this video in anyway could be racists to them

[bigdawg81192]

You know what? You propose an extremely valid point.

[enclosedfury]

Lol, the guy who did this isn't chinese. He's white.

[gfzvsjad]

@AdzOnerB hes not chinese lmfao

[iPandoraFX]

@AdzOnerB Funny part about your statement is the this song was sung by, Bran from CKY (Jackass the Tv show) so unless he is chinese your wrong?

And yeah i know this is an old comment.

[swiftyman2009]

@AdzOnerB it aint song by no Chinese guy apparently you never heard of cky

[Jarwind123]

@AdzOnerB actually its sung by Brandon Dicamillo who is not Chinese...So it is kind of racist. But so what its funny as hell!

[evilmagicmonkey]

*i cant be a whore, i cant sleep with just any fish no more. i found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing pike name Trish and together we are gay fish

[bigdawg81192]

You know what?

I agree.

[alexyd]

this is not cool, FUCKING RACIST ASSHOLE

[bigdawg81192]

Yeah... well.... you can suck my cock. At least that'll give you a good mouthful so you can shut the fuck up. =]

[yoakamae]

I'm gonna side with the video host here, you gotta take some Prozac there buddy. This video is SATIRE, say it with me, s-a-t-i-r-e. In this case, using sarcasm/ridicule to expose the stupidity of people who actually think

Asians are defined by their stereotypes, while also being very entertaining (albeit, in a silly way).

[bigdawg81192]

Great argument, yoakamae. It's just a pity that I blow my top right away with these people since I get countless comments from them. Here's my idea on the whole race/stereotype thing- If you're racist- keep your opinions to your ignorant self. If you AREN'T racist, go ahead and tell a race joke or two. Just spread it around. First it's the tiny dicks of the asians, then the lack of responsibility with blacks, the generally fearful and quick-to-panic whites, the thick-accented indians, ect, ect.

[yoakamae]

You know man, I'm always joking around with my European friends about their ethnic stereotypes (like the Dutch being cheap) and using racial slurs (Ruski=Russian, Pollack=Polish), but it's all in good fun. Ya know, entertainment? We don't actually think those things.

You people, on the other hand, are all so sensitive. I dare joke with a non-European the same way and I'm racist? I think you're a dick. I wish I could be real with your people, but ya'll got a stick up your collective asshole.

[yoakamae]

Here alexyd, I'm Norweigan, here's an example of what I was talking about.

youtube com / watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM

This is one way us Euro folk get our kicks amongst ourselves.

Really, we don't mean any harm with these videos, no hate intended, just us being white as hell.

So take a deep breath in, a deep breath out, and realized that only the morons actually believe any of the stereotypes and most of us mean no harm, just trying to treat everyone equal. :)

[gangsternathanhui]

lol watch mine

[ATearyEyedProduction]

eh..

[asiansrock4ever]

you are not asian

[WonderKid1234]

this is funny dude you've got mad style

[ninjablade64]

ur cute

[trueprospek]

He says my little ass dick you idiot, not stick. I would think you would know this since asians have small cocks you fucking retard.

[Viking21564]

5* For the awesome video.

[Rebirthsouls]

dude at 2:326 he doesnt say break a neck... he says breack a legs

[bigdawg030]

this song is so funny

[b1bIs1337]

1* for your arrogance.

[bigdawg81192]

Ok. A slap in the face for your lack of a sense of humor.

[b1bIs1337]

I thought it was pretty funny... You are just an arrogant nigger.

[robindkuo]

lol, I'm married to a Chinese guy..I'm mad at his cheap *** tonight, thanks! :)

[melapersinas]

artists being artists,

good video!

[fig9ux]

you guys are so sad for making this stupid video...havent u got better things to do? btw ur friend looked like a retard!

[rollyon88]

we're just dancing like white people. white people are silly. ok then

[cashmoney1216]

Aye this shit is hilarious, im sorry for all the people who cant take a joke but this shit is hilarious, great work. And jus lettin u all now Im black im not white so no one should really be offended

[utitiles]

Thankyou. This stuff is funny! at least someone has a sense of humor

[putther0213]

lol

[lolmickeylol]

LOL 1:48 funny as !

[JohnnyBoi66756]

yah stay in that cage bitch!!!!

[JohnnyBoi66756]

yall suck i should kick you in the balls!!!!!!

[oneslowevo]

not bad

[aznhkc]

omg these dudes are fckin ugly xD and the song sucks, made by some jealouse white pple that asian and afro americaan is takin over your country! i laugh on you xDxD whuahahahhaa

[bigdawg81192]

You're one to talk you four foot three flat-faced chink. Let me tell you something, you're lucky I'm not some midwestern hick that would lasso you up and brand you like a piece of ugly ass yellow property. With that said- go suck a fat one. Or in your case an itty bitty one.

[asnthuytje]

Wnna a bullet through ya face?!! come to chinatown L.A, we'll see if ya gonna talk big!! you ugly fatheaded white piece of shit!! holla at yo mom for me aii!;)

[bigdawg81192]

OH! Everybody look at Mr. tough shit! He can wave a gun around cause he's "G." And I think it's EXTREMELY funny that you happen to live in Chinatown... haha. The irony. So does your mom work in a laundromat and your sister on a streetcorner?

[fig9ux]

support u hommie!

[Talehead]

funny kind of

[iSnoes]

Fckin Racist..

[weloveponytrot]

LOL, this is jokesss:D

the guyy is hot btw :D

[juberwock]

hahah shoot a load on your chin.. lol he shoots him with a gun.

[213Bryan213]

Lol Dude wtf haha.....

[sgttjc]

Why would you wanna ruin something like this

If I were you I'd kick myself in the dick for being such a fuckin herb

[shaggy766]

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded

[bigdawg81192]

HA!

It's a pity you couldn't have put up the picture w/ that quote...

[TaciturnEternity]

I commend your enthusiasm... check out mine

[davento78]

This video IS funny and all you spineless ppls get a life who are saying this video is racitst WTF??? Can't anybody do anything anymore without someone saying "it's racist or offensive" GOSH! BE REAL

[mogun95]

Lol This IS Rasict But this is fucking funny rofl

[oreocookieguy]

you guys......im not even going to get started.

[pumkin0312]

God GET A FREAKING LIFE!!!!!!! U R A BAD INFLUENCE TO CHILDREN WHO WATCH UR DUMB VIDEOS I DONT CARE IF I DONT HAVE A FREAKIN VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OK AND U SWEAR SO MUCH WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE U THINK UR COOL CUZ U SWEAR?

[bigdawg81192]

Aren't you just as bad an influence for imposing terrible grammer and punctuation? My goodness, you're basically slapping the education system across the face. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!!! I USE CAPS LOCK AND SHORTEN NOUNS AND VERBS TO MERE LETTERS!!!!!!!!

And I never thought or even said I was "cool" for cussing. It's a bad habit which enables me to get a point across when I'm at a hightened emotional state.

With that said- Kiss my white ass, you carpet-munching, idiotic, mother-fucker.

[r3y0a3n]

lol hell yeahh

[ausamo2000]

bust a load on your chin dosent mean what you guys think it means... ( 1:55 )

[bigdawg81192]

read the third paragraph of the "about this video."

[324nickb324]

I think its pretty fuckin funny nice job.

[Ragnarok4eva]

Lol this funny...Nice Rap i like that part when you say Guai lou..and btw i'm chinese but yet i dont feel offended

[KarenRocks0523]

Wat the hell i'm chinese asian and this offends me so much

[Koshers]

This vid sucks

[iLikeUrChopstickz]

LOL, 75 cents? Nice job.

[pimpyowx9]

ITS BREAK AN EGG NOT NECK YOU FAG

[saggyboob]

if i ever see you i will bang you like i banged your mum

[Coltbullseye]

HAHAAAA

[hvrox]

1:07 is funny hahaha

[loludiedinhell]

I acually liked it. It's hard to please me o.O.

[spiffyman123]

kid with the glasses had mad extra chromosome

[muffieNjay]

haha funni

[montrealhabs777]

gayest thing ive ever seen

[themexicanwolfman]

the kid in the glasses looks like a tard

[geesneverdie]

FUCK YOU. this video+you=GAY

[TWREN72]

haha good video man, i wasn't sold until you the pink shirt

[xxxashleighxxx10]

i luv this video i watch it like evri daii its de bst evvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[feijia]

omg idiot

[beta494]

sooo hatt

addy ma nexx *~cheese~cake~*

[konstantine28]

your sooo fucking gay

[GGiantsk8]

you just made the best fuckin rap ever made into a peice of shit

[matttuckowns]

dico is god

this kid is a cunt

[lih44]

G ...G G G ..lIKe gAY

[hardstylerjimbo]

lmao halerius

[mets5knicks3]

You Fail

[aprilkrieger]

e does anhyone have msn!!! msg me jane23belle Q

[SpliFTV]

LMFAO@ SHOOT A LOAD ON UR CHIN

dont listen to anyone this video fuckin KILLS. Great job =]]

[Shmackies]

hahah the tiptoe part was so halarious and the part at 1:23 when you scream was funny too.

[chinglepuff]

wow your soo gay buddy

[dragonshindw]

not bad ;P

[crazykidsonskunk]

had to do it!

THIS SUCKS BOLLOCKS IM GONNA PERSONALLY MAKE A BETTER ONE!

FUCK YOU! :]

FORWARD BY BRUTALITY BITCH!

[bigdawg81192]

okay then...

do it.

MAKE a better one.

But dont be a queerbag and just throw pictures in with the song.

That's WAY to easy and SO unoriginal.

[firstaccount]

hahaha nice job

[Dvonw692]

you fuckin suck

[Divinemotion]

yo next time u in toronto

come downtown

cracka

[bigdawg81192]

Why?

What happens when I go downtown?

[lneeze]

haha funny as

[Gillfor]

thats not what they meant by shoot a load on your chin :|

[yutubeaccountnow]

lol your facial expressions ARE SO FUNNY!!!!

5/5 ***** lol roflmao subscribed!!!

:D:0:D

[maudhub]

Points for effort fella.

[khash2]

what the fuck is up with all these people they were bored so they tried to entertain us give them some credit FFS

p.s i think it was good :}

[fliper46]

i dont get why everyone hates this vid so much, it has exactly what the title says, AND somthing to watch at the same time. whats wrong with it?

[hihihihi10299413]

the real fucking video way better this nothing but waist of time

[fliper46]

and it says you commented on this vid a week ago, if you hate it so much why did you come back to it dumbass?

[hihihihi10299413]

inbox u fuckin little white boy i ain stoppin till this bolshit video is removed

[fliper46]

lol are you serious? dude thats so lame how you have ur own vendetta against a 2:36 second video, seriously get a life

[nannyskeksis]

dont be such a cunt

[hihihihi10299413]

stfu dbag

[bigdawg81192]

Oh, SHIT!

Fliper, did you just see that???

He just said "stfu" and "dbag"!!!

ahh!

We better begin to panic because he's way too good at posting improperly spelled offences on the internet!

I wish I couldn't spell like the looser hihihi (or should I say "l00s3r?")...

Seriously, this ends now.

hihihi, (which is an even gayer name than "bigdawg") you are done.

faggot.

[tonymontana19892012]

YOURE A BITCH!

[hihihihi10299413]

stfu dbag

[fliper46]

oh i get it, ur one of those fags who have balls over the internet by replying to people comments, dude get a life

[hihihihi10299413]

shut da fuck up u stupid ugly ass bitch

[hihihihi10299413]

video sucks dick remove it please

[HughesyRatV12]

You seem to have too much time on your hands :S

[Fresh172]

HAHAHAHAH!! Its pretty funny.

[tonymontana19892012]

whoever made this is a faggot

[bigdawg81192]

And whoever makes a comment trying to "diss" it would be some dickhead that thinks they're cool for posting trash talk over the internet.

Seriously dude, it's youtube. There are worse videos you can trash talk.

In fact, why dont you attempt at making a video and put up on youtube?

Oh that's right...you dont have any talent what-so-ever, so making a video could prove to be a bit hard for your faggot ass.

[hihihihi10299413]

fuck you u piece of shit ur not funny asshole

[bigdawg81192]

How about YOU go suck a fat one.

And why is it that dipshits like you cant spell?

Seriously. It seems like every dick who has tried to post shit on my video cant put words together properly....not only does it take away from their "diss" but it is also quite irritating.

[hihihihi10299413]

wow man its aim chat u have no friends so im not surprized uve never heard it b4

[aamlbeliever]

Yeah... and you're too lazy to type a few more letters to make the rest of the word. Aim chat has nothing to do with how many friends he's got. I have loads of friends, but I still have the energy and brains to spell correctly.

[hihihihi10299413]

ur gay

[bigdawg81192]

and you are an illeterate fuck.

[bpbabyb]

this is stupid

[KOkun]

....lol tf

[jihadao]

ahsuhaushshuaushahushuashuahus­huahusahuhsua

[Kempino99]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MATEEEEEEEEEE

[yasmiineexx]

"" ""

[yasmiineexx]

uhm, that was meant to be below kempino's comment

*shakes fist*

[theblueo1]

"shoot a load on your chin" LOL i think he meant something else xD

anyways nice vid

[adannie]

Utbuber sheesh he was just making a video for the song probably for laughs so grow up and learn to take a joke.

[utbuber]

wow..... you think u cool cause you can copy the song from the person who actually made this and you gay and but your own video to this THIS IS SHIT

[bigdawg81192]

You know what?

You sir, are shit.

Yes. You are total shit.

You may now join this video in the rankings of hot, smelly, knee-deep shit.

Seriously man. Shut the fuck up, and learn how to form a damn sentence, you dick-sucking, mother-fucking, sperm-choking, chicken-raping faggot.

[adannie]

HA4RVE3Y same goes for you because your just as lame.

[adannie]

poonage4ever dude your a punk. I'm white and I dont get get my ass kicked when I leave the country twice a year so dude get a life thinking your hard.

[poonage4ever]

lol H4rvey i agree with you.. these white people think they so hard everywhere we go... they prolly get their azz kicked so harshly when they in out coutnry.. they prolly get beaten up everywhere they go..

[bigdawg81192]

hmm...out of all that bullshit, you got one thing right.

Yes I am white, that's shown clearly in the video.

But where exactly does it say that I think Im "hard?"

Oh, wait! WOW! I just realized that it doesnt!

So shut the fuck up, twickle-toes.

Actually...you're black, right?

huh...I always thought black guys weren't gay...

[MrRampagelvl50srap]

LOL Funny ass hell when bran was like you fucking gay and u fuckin did tht gay hand thing XD

[chode2008]

man get your hair cut you look like a retard

[bigdawg81192]

Fuck dude, I agree with you.

THAT haircut sucked ass (I was growing my hair back after shaving it for wrestling season).

What I have know is a faux hawk.

[mkgp15]

whats wrong with you?

[bigdawg81192]

Are you asking me or the faggots trying to talk shit to me over the fucking internet?

If you're asking me, the answer is "Everything"

If you're asking the faggots, my answer is "Hell if I know."

[MCBSOAD]

by 'the faggots' he meens you and your bumchum

[lolKUKLUXKLANlol]

there right this video is gay not the song

[HA4RVE3Y]

and btw, the video is crap - not the song, u just killed a legend partly - if i was Brandon DiCamillo i'd spit on ur grave

[MCBSOAD]

Totaly agree! (y) haha

[bigdawg81192]

"Totaly agree! haha"

You lame-ass dipshit follower.

Did you even read your comment before you posted it?

That makes you look like an idiotic douchebag who just copies peoples opions in order to look "cool."

Dumb-ass.

[MCBSOAD]

Up yours douche. hes my mate you fucking gobshite. look at your pussy hair and puffy dog!

[bigdawg81192]

OH! He's your mate...

So the two of you ARE homos.

In order to reach through your thick english skull I'll say it in your words, "Go piss off you bloody wanker"

[HA4RVE3Y]

fuck u lot crap video and you've only pur the crap about not saying bad stuff about the video cos ur a pussy! not cos people might not have their own videos, it doesn't condone the fact that this video is still fucking crap, haha go get a socila life. GLORY ENGLAND! :D

[bigdawg81192]

I hardly understood half of what you put.

All I got was "You're a pussy"

and "This video sucks"

So according to your comment I have no social life...and you can't spell.

This video sucks. That kinda describes the relationship between you and cocks.

Im the pussy?

That's strange...last time I checked I wasn't English.

My reply to all this shit?

How about you go jack off to a bag of Earl Gray tea, faggot.

[MCBSOAD]

oh my god! i forgot youtube was calling for 100% literacy these days! go comit suicide(:

[HA4RVE3Y]

Oh Dear...typical Yank having to justify the points you make. Not us English though, oh no we just write what we feel with no need for reasoning, and if it happens to mean beef then the English shall rawt 'till christmas! So why don't you go call 911 if you're so unhappy and then go and play rounders and faggot rugby and go drive on the wrong side of the road. X

[bigdawg81192]

My God!

You and your little gay-english-mate are absolutely horrible at writing comebacks.

Hell, you're just horrible at writing.

So stop embarrassing yourself.

Just stop.

[HA4RVE3Y]

I would say "No! U stop embarrasing yourself" but i realise how hard that would be, being a yank una'll.

Spose you could just delete the video, that would work

If not, just throw yourself off high storey building

Sweet relief

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