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@tubeyou9878 So you're saying we shouldn't go see a movie or buy a CD because it gives the artist money and they may not help the community with that money? How stupid are you? It's ENTERTAINMENT

jhonen32629 1 week ago

I like her show and she's funny normally, with casual convo, but I don't like her stand up

kristina1097 2 weeks ago

These people make million, because you waste time watching them. The same with team sports. I'd like to see people take the money and help the

community. I tried to watch football, but I just can't do it. Too much confusion. Golf too many balls going in holes everytime and then the traditional clap. Basketball too much back and forth back and forth. I love one on one sports. You play or make nothing. When will peope learn how much they are being brainwashed?

tubeyou9878 5 months ago

She makes me laugh so hard, i can't even speak! hahahah

juhanastacia 6 months ago

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TYPE IN GOOGLE "COMMUNISM(Slowenien/Slovenia) IN EASTERN EUROPE TODAY(2011) !!!" TO FIND OUT ABOUT COMMUNIST GENOCIDE IN "SLOVENIA" WHERE GERMANS(also Croatians in Croatia) ARE GETTING WIPED OUT TODAY IN 2011 UNDER RUSSIAN FLAG AND GREATER BYZANTINE SERBIAN(new Yugoslavia) AGENDA 66 YEARS AFTER WWII OR 20 YEARS SINCE THEIR "INDEPENDENCE"(on paper only) JUST AS PREVIOUSLY IN VOJVODINA.

septemberfourten2009 7 months ago

When is that porno movie she made comming out?

bakiegw 7 months ago

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Hey Chelsea! Think about what would happen if you made such jokes about Jewish people or African Americans or any other race or ethnic group here in the U.S.

stupid whore!!! SERBIA...

OstojaV 8 months ago

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How Americans called the killing of civilians and children in Libya?

Random error!! Shame on you! Other victims of their

not to mention politics. Joked with this in your

show.

nadica0 8 months ago

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Chelsea Handler is absolutely right when it comes to SEBS. If you have any doubts regarding ethnic cleansing, please type in google "Ivan Kramberger ali Ivek sem jaz..Ivek si ti..Iveki smo mi vsi !!!"

SEBS ARE CURRENTLY CONDUCTING ETHNIC CLEANSING NOT ONLY IN VOJVODINA WHERE THEY HAVE WIPED OUT GERMANS AND HUNGARIANS, BUT AS WELL "SLOVENIA" AND CROATIA SINCE END OF THE WWII WHERE MILLIONS OF OUR PEOPLE PERISHED !!! You're hot babe(10) Chelsea !! THNX Her web. & vid. are blocked in Slovenia.

BostjanAvsec 8 months ago

this was in her book.

she's actually the greatest.

andrewwhistlesmusic 8 months ago

Lmao funny ass white woman but the dumbasses laughing retarded annoy me

micahcannibal 8 months ago 2

the laughing in the background is soooo obnoxious

lindseykincaid12 9 months ago 2

omg she is fukin hilarious!!! haha

Ziasnooby 9 months ago

do they check ID at her shows?

brontemedian 1 year ago

talentless cunt.

chunk123123 1 year ago

chelsea is the fucking shit

StarQuisha901 1 year ago

she is legit!! stop hating.. i don't see any of youu guys selling out shows, writing best selling books, or having a tv show.. like shut thee hell up. (:

CyrahRSL09 1 year ago

i just do not like this woman...she is a wannabe....she is nasty and i would imagine she just looks dirty to me...dirty as if she has body ordor.

luckytreasure2 1 year ago

@luckytreasure2

I agree, she's not funny at all. What does 50 cent see in this woman?

sluv2600 1 year ago

@sluv2600 hhu-ater!

CyrahRSL09 1 year ago

@sluv2600 FUCK YOU

bbepitropakis 1 year ago

@luckytreasure2 FUCK YOU

bbepitropakis 1 year ago

chelsea rules

atr123070 1 year ago 3

She needs to stop recycling her jokes... Particularly the ones about moms and their kids - I've heard those on every talk show she's been on (esp Jay Leno and The View) as well as in "Are You There Vodka..."

altheiakay 1 year ago

@altheiakay it's not that easy you know.. it's like telling a musician not to perform with the same songs all the time. they just sing whatever it current, and she tells the current jokes, like every other comedian.

think about that..

BeerYouIdiot 1 year ago

she's not a salmon...

Beckie1406 1 year ago 2

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Beckie1406 1 year ago

she is soooo not funny. I used to think she was, but now she's just too vulgar and offensive. And her jokes about abortion and shit is so fucked up. She needs to shut her mouth.

back2realitygal11 1 year ago

@back2realitygal11 FUCK YOU

bbepitropakis 1 year ago

i can see why 50 likes her...she's pretty hot...

Kellogs43able 1 year ago 2

The enitre show was funny but I think the part where I almost lost it was when she mentioned her niece and the half a Mosiquito at the zoo from 6:55 - 8:00

Johncarson9113 1 year ago

Wow. People think this chick is funny?

Low watt comedy for low watt people.

Ultraspontane 1 year ago

what did she say after the end? as long as i have my clothes on.....?

aturner18 1 year ago

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LOL FUNNY! im an aspiring comedian, im 17! check out my channel and video please!!!!

NickyParisComedy 1 year ago

318 months...come and get it bahahahaha shes the shit

redneckwomans1fan 1 year ago

thats your job..fuckin deal w it bahahaha

redneckwomans1fan 1 year ago

She isn't funny at all. Look Frankie Boyle up if you want funny.

magapoot 1 year ago

Oh too bad it gets cut off. This is good shit haha.

x0PreciousThings0x 1 year ago

Fat little shit <3 lol

DoublezTV 1 year ago 3

who has the retarded laugh and who has the gay laugh?

TheGypsykilla 1 year ago

i live in reno :D

ikickbabies4fun 1 year ago

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x3rikx 1 year ago

i could have been a mother... three times... lolololol

bitcherybitcherton 1 year ago 3

"Now Star Jones is a giant black asshole. No offence, black people, we have Tori Spelling."

TheInnerSanctuary 2 years ago 3

fat little shit !!!!!! XD

allieSunl 2 years ago 4

I didnt know she did stand up too but she is funny as hell!!!

inasence01 2 years ago

actually she started as a stand up

astorajabat 2 years ago

cool shit! thanks for posting! I love chelsea!!

NiteOwl1224 2 years ago 5

shes soo funny

vinnieb15 2 years ago 2

LMAOO. "we have tori spelling."

xPeaceSigns 2 years ago

she`s so mean... LOVIN` IT! lol

mickthenick79 2 years ago 6

this was fucking hilarious!!!

some babies are assholes too!

lol

marudell 2 years ago

lmfaoooooo "one animal and half a mosquito"

Anna5151 2 years ago

She is HILARIOUS!!!

IUlez07 2 years ago

I want to see her live so bad :(( I love how she interacts with the audience too. "There's a bar at disneyland?" haha

Ca2roline 2 years ago 4

haha i saw her months joke on some other video too haha

danceBRAH 2 years ago

How old do you have to be to see one of her shows?

xwishuweremex 3 years ago

you gotta be 18

jokerboii2008 3 years ago

god, i always liked her but i didn't realize how funny her stand-up was.

tragic1Kingdom 3 years ago

"she's got these big fat legs errrrr like i just wanna beat the shit out of her" haha!!

barbiebitchx0 3 years ago 3

lmfaoo i couldn't breathe at the end of the video because i was laughing so hard. that last bit was hilarious.

namadyentruoc 2 years ago 4

people should upload all chelseas stand up shows they are sooo funny

pineapplelump333 3 years ago 9

shes amazing do you have the 2nd half?

pineapplelump333 3 years ago

I didnt get the 5 year joke, what did she mean?

ILOVEGA959 3 years ago

She meant you must take care of a baby for 5 years, then you can ditch it.

King1559 3 years ago 2

@ILOVEGA959 The joke is obviously that having a child is a waaay longer commitment than 5 years. So to say its a 5 yr commitment shows how shes being self-deprecating about her own ignorance.

alextoob1 10 months ago