Here Come The Bastards - Primus (Studio Version)

[Rorschachxx1985]

one thing i will say its weird yh im new to primus

[rockaz45]

in 3rd grade i stole a sailing seas cassette from sam goody, im 25 now i have to pay les back by going to their show im still a huge fan!

[stonedzombie22]

9 people are terrorists

[PoisoningMyHeart]

This is the song my man & I will have as our wedding march on 12-21-12 :)

[Trolljoke]

Here they come (the haters of primus)

[TheSathingtonWaltz]

This has got to be one of the heaviest songs in history. PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!!

[tvGGraves]

in the 4th grade I had a Primus hat, and none of my classmates knew just how bad ass that was...

[dakotaddonaldson97]

Primus Sucks!!!!!!

[cheifrunningwater]

@dakotaddonaldson97 why did you click on this video then you stupid piece of shit !!!! Primus is the fucking shiznit learn to appreciate or don't even bother watching these videos!

[chutzpah1618]

@cheifrunningwater I take it you've never been to a Primus concert.

[explosivemints]

@cheifrunningwater You must not know much about primus

[cheifrunningwater]

@dakotaddonaldson97 when your mom comes home with two black eyes tonight, just know Les told that bitch twice

[razdemareemusic]

primus rocks.... just kidding primus sucks!!!

[VanessaVanity95]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!!

[NeptuneNetwork]

414 people realizes who the bastards are. Bronies.

[KingRaven101]

@NeptuneNetwork I'm a brony and I love Primus. And I am going to love and tolerate the shit out of you.

[axelentertainmentAX]

8 people actually like Primus

[salottin]

Les Playcool... Ever loved that joke!

[dillondrew]

Liberals theme song

[devildogg061]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!! Long live Geddy Lee and Les Claypool!

[joshrochanroolzutoob]

5/4 rules.

[smartlamppost]

@joshrochanroolzutoob Hell yes.  We need some more odd time signatures.

[samfrompasingtime]

@smartlamppost All about the fives

[crackheader4]

Primus..suck..so..GOOOD!!!

[chekkitProductions]

The Tea Party's theme song.

[devildogg061]

@chekkitProductions LOL!!! Wouldn't have said it better meself!!!

[beliefstoppers]

Primus sucks, thats all I gotta say

[hmetal888]

7 people like Primus.

[cosmos00us]

7 people are b@st@rds!

[biiiiirdman]

I hate the fucking people at my job, and every time they come in, I play this song, put on my headphones, and it calms my anxiety. Thanks Primus!

[Trolljoke]

@biiiiirdman well done good sir!

[demonfan4life]

all premo dushesbags suck primus rules you fagits if you dont like it dont play it

[funnybonez72]

this is the first primus song that i learned on my bass and i luv it

[MojoPenguin]

@funnybonez72 Same here :) The groove is killer

[Re1Mu2R3]

Here comes the 5 bastards to dislike the video...

[NaturesChild92]

@Re1Mu2R3 hahahaha<3

[ScaryKidsScaringMarj]

@Re1Mu2R3 here comes 2 more

[patrickbonneaufoster]

i love this band went to c them at the amp and it was awsome

[mike1cfo]

Les Claypool introduces the band at the live shows, by saying we are Primus and we suck..

[deano9604]

iv been listening to PRIMUS forever & iv got to say that this is the 1st iv ever heard of the "PRIMUS SUCKS" thing

[rorrok]

@deano9604 Well, you obviously never have seen them live, because the crowd chants "Primus Sucks" for a good part of every show. This has been going on before Pork Soda was released.

[musicman02]

@deano9604

It's how they promoted their live shows.

[LadySpicedragon]

fukin LOVE primus, anyone who doesnt 'get' them needs to read more!!! LMFAO

[lemmidos]

5 dislikes, do you actually possess gonads?

[dirkdesiel]

5 people are bastards

[PCamron90]

catchy and bad-ass explosion of lowness after the "here they come"s. idk how to headbang to this song.

[DSCRAPRE]

@PCamron90 You have to count the beats and subdivide. Kinda like Rush's Cygnus X-1.

[PCamron90]

@DSCRAPRE lol another question i asked about another primus song and someone answers it. what are the odds? xD haha and i love Rush... i like how the beginning of Xanadu is in 7/8.

[PCamron90]

catchy and bad-ass explosion of lowness after the "here they come"s.

[cragmac1000]

What a bunch of bastards! These guys suck so well!

[RayneoftheDead]

I listened to primus porking a piece of swiss cheese

[TheColbles2009]

I cant wait to see these guys later this month :)

[XdracoX117X]

i listened primus before i watched south park :)

[XdracoX117X]

@XdracoX117X to*

[absolutdork]

5 people are the bastards

[1211cpatino]

All I know is Ive LOVED Primus since i was 16 yrs old saw them in concert in grandrapids, Mi many years ago when they had the melvins open up for them and Im going to see them in Indy this may YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GEETARS3]

@1211cpatino

I saw The Melvins open up for Primus this year in Sydney,Australia.

Was Brilliant.

[altergrungegrl]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!! PRIMUS SUCKS!!! PRIMUS SUCKS!!!

[MiniXrider]

this comes standard with every 1993 Ford Taurus

[strongwxnc]

@MiniXrider  Classic..

[jasex2000]

@MiniXrider and every prius , auris, yaris or any other toyota car with that stupid hybrid drive thing... oh yeah... and Primus rock... I mean sucks....

[imabadexample1]

@MiniXrider My mother had one of those... Me and my buddies, Cut it up, Burnt it up, Trashed it up, Beat it up, Stomped it up, and then pissed on it's remains... Why you ask? I may never know, Could it be that it was just fun? Maybe we were bored, Maybe we just didn't like ford's... But I'll tell you what I do know, I sure got a hell of a beating for it.

[handymandan100]

@MiniXrider Hahahah!  The Onion sent 43 ppl "hear"! Awesome.

[shane71998]

@MiniXrider I don't get it, now i feel like a mofo...

[1chamberlain1]

@MiniXrider ...serious?

[slideon]

@MiniXrider that onion video is hilarious

[zombiejon]

When I was in high school everyone would say this song was about Faith No More. Primus was playing at the battle of the bands in the Bay Area and when they went over their time limit Faith No More jumped up on stage and began unplugging them because they were up next?

Anyone know anything about that or is just a BS rumor?

[domokunomgrun]

@zombiejon I really would not put it past them...

[sideshowjeff]

@gonads666

Shit I don't care what you think about my opinion. It's MY opinion. Only I care about it. This is what the comment section is made for. I think I added a little spice to the comments other than GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME! or PRIMUS SUCKS!

I'm sure he's respects among death metal, a genre I don't like all that much, but I just think there's other genres that many people don't know about.

[H3pticNation]

@sideshowjeff Theres a shit load of bands that sound like the ones you mentioned.. What other bands sound and are like primus? NONE

[sideshowjeff]

@H3pticNation

Primus is like an early stage technical band. I don't like it. Just like I don't like most old punk rock but I like newer punk rock.

Also. I like how many fucking idiots I pissed off. GET MAD GET MAD

[ilovetacos9001]

here they come! here they come!

[sideshowjeff]

There are multiple bands that have far more talented members (Between the Buried and Me, Scale the Summit, Animals As Leaders... the list can go on forever).

What makes this band so special beside their obscure songs that have a repetitive and almost annoying bass/guitar line the whole song.

They really aren't good. Really.

[191601916]

@sideshowjeff FUCK YOU

[sideshowjeff]

@191601916

When and where?

[Insideu666]

@sideshowjeff you must be a retarded emo bitch as well as 15 or so.between the buried and me?really?that band isnt even close to good let alone primus standards,yeah mr krinkle is annoying and the whole brown album sucked but i bet you cant even name 1 album by between the buried and me without resorting to internet databases they fucking suck and your a fucking queer

[sideshowjeff]

@Insideu666

Colors, an album I've listened to for years and seen played live, is probably the greatest album put together by any band of any decade.

But I'm glad YOU had to resort to calling me 15 and emo because you're so fucking narrow minded hahahaha.

[JewFroProducti0ns]

@sideshowjeff i like how u actually think u know what ur talking about. if u knew one thing about music ud know that larry, les, and jay are some of the finest, craziest, best musicians of this time

[formidableally]

Jesus... Everyone knows Primus doesn't suck, that's the comedy of the whole thing. Go to a Primus show and chime in with the rest of the crowd, "Primus sucks! Primus sucks!" Then you'll get it.

[Insideu666]

@formidableally i was at the punchbowl release at bender arena back in the day that shit caught me completely off guard i was like 15 though so lol

[CoolishWaif]

Why go onto a Primus video just to write they suck?

There one of the greatest bands around and all the members are unreal musicians

so you definatly donno what your talkin about lad

[ShowSumJuggaloLove]

primus makes me feel like one of those girls whos privates tingle when they listen to jonas brothers,the only difference is.....primus is a very good band

[PirateBC]

watch?v=OQX1PGf20MU&feature=re­lated

^^ some pre-punk influence.

[ThrobnWood]

Here they come

Here come the bastards

I heard it from a confidant-

Who heard it from a confidant

They're definately on their way.

There's one with this idea

Something about a hammer head shark

Nose hairs & flatus

Best keep your distance because..

[ThrobnWood]

Here they come, here come the bastards

Bury your head deep in the sand

Anonimity is a virtue in this day & age

Amazing hand dexterity

Flagrant misuse of security

Better run, run, run, run, run

Run, Run, Run, Run, here they come.

[XdracoX117X]

~heretheycome~

[spazypants]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!! wow i love these guys

[iamviewingurvideos]

Primus sucks

[silverwolf1488]

GODS!!!

[shitfaceassfuckingho]

However many people disliked this song at the moment i'm posting this are bastards.

now thumb me up bitch cuz i have no life

[sumslakker]

this tripped me out when I popped a quarter sheet of Cid, I can still listen to this for days... whooo!

[lucjicare]

this groove reminds me of Gojira - Indians.

Nice! :)

[silverwolf1488]

5 people are artisticly retarded

[fward101]

<3 Primus for life

[metalguy65]

Primus sucks!!!!

i can't wait to see them in oakland

[fward101]

@metalguy65 i saw them in detroit, oct 3rd :D u have no idea what ur gonna recieve >.< unless you already recieved the goodness that is live primus

[191601916]

@metalguy65 Yes!! Cant wait Either

[dlmaston]

PRIMUS SUCKS! LES CLAYPOOL IS A BASS GOD!!

[bojanks15]

these bastards need to make a new album

[levbosock]

Primus Sucks!



[Davesanus]

@levbosock You must be a good sucker to notice that kind of stuff... Or such a big fan of cocksucking so you see suckers everywhere!

[Greenmonster97]

@Davesanus calm down buddy its primus's slogan

[nickthecomedian]

@levbosock damn right

[shenkuen]

@levbosock your a cheesehead



[lilicandy666]

@levbosock Naaah... but you do.

[MuayThai8548]

@lilicandy666 your an idiot its a inside joke with primus when you say they suck its like saying they own

ratard

[lgeklsflz]

@levbosock why does everybody hate primus if you hate it so much why the fuck are you listening to it roflamo

[skuffe78]

Ooooh yeaaa!

[davestheman83]

Amazing song! Primus sucks.

[TheMrYanok]

hear they cum...

[WHITE5KIN]

yeah guys don't say PRIMUS SUCKS, Les said he hates that since circa Brown Album. Don't beat a dead horse just enjoy the great music.

[mutiilation]

Fuck VEVO

[pyrosilverfish]

Primus Sucks.

[191601916]

As soon as they opened with this song in L.A. i was in a different dimesion!

[ShaneMcD77]

This song is so fukkin good that you wouldn't even notice the odd time. Check out my '54 Days' vid - music also in 5!

[MysteryClown000]

Primus Sucks.

Primus Rules.

[goretrade1234]

i love primus great band.

[henryvamp]

fucking bad ass!! this is the only stuff ive heard from them sgt. baker is pretty cool too

[jongee37]

if every one thinks primus sucks why are you here but to watch the vid or talk crap i venture to say you guys suck nothing better else to do sad

[sociopathix]

@jongee37 primus sucks means primus rocks man.

[gregmax19]

@jongee37 primus sucks=primus is amazing lol its kinda a inside fan thing

[DEthe5150]

PRIMUS SUCKS!

[southlandasss]

PRIMUS SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[desertnerd]

HERE THEY COME

[nortexe]

primus sucks...but who cares..cuz i like turtles :D (boredom)

[CausticHalo323]

i heard this song and tommy the cat when i was 6 and ive been hooked to primus ever since 

[SirhcRekrap]

you know your a good band if your guitarist is one of the greatest guitar players out there and no one even notices becuase your bass player is a god

[RedHotChiliPrimus]

@SirhcRekrap and the drummer is just too fucking crazy he makes Joey Jordison look like a 2 year old with pots and pans

[ThrobnWood]

@RedHotChiliPrimus Herb rocks my world. I hate how he left in '96.. I loved how he came back in '03... And now he's gone again & I have to hate something again! Not sure what yet. Reality is pretty high on the list, so I guess I'll continue with that.

[RedHotChiliPrimus]

@ThrobnWood Reality is allways a good thing to hate,i cant believe the drumming he does on john the fisherman,ive attempted to try and play it and i allmost died

[ThrobnWood]

@RedHotChiliPrimus John The Fisherman is actually one of his most 'basic' ( meaning basic for Herb ) songs. If ye like that then ye'd orgasm over the rest of the Frizzle Fry, & Suck On This albums. I'll try recommend some vids on here to ye, but I might need to send a friend request first.

[NoobisPrime123]

@SirhcRekrap Kind of like Rush haha

[CassieSlovesyou]

PRIMUSSSS SUCKSSS. :] Love this song.

[LieutenantDan605]

Primus does really suck.

But, they trashed that years ago...

[beerbongbrother]

@aidan456456 What the fuck is your problem? Are you some pissed off teenager that feels tough behind the anonymity of their computer? Shut your fucking mouth, leave me the fuck alone, and fall asleep alone, unfulfilled, contemplating suicide like every other night..... Fucking idiot.

[grungeisdead2008]

@beerbongbrother that was the abslute best comebck... ever. props

[LivingDeadVideos]

PRIMUS FUCKING SUCKS..

*LIKES*

:)

[78cubby]

HERE THEY COME!

[UnbrokenHeartagram]

Primus sucks. Awesome song.

[ilovesurreyclowns]

PRIMUS SUCKS

I LOVE YOU!!!

[spannerfaction]

When i listen 2 primus it takes me 2 a place where everything makes sense & all the trivialities of the world fall & dissapear, then i feel the ruthlessness & energy of the music which empowers my soul ! cheers & thanx primus 4 that wonderful feel'n.it is truely magic !

[bigdaddytorr1]

Here is the setlist they played in SF if you have tickets for a different show and were wondering Pudding Bastards Behind/Ground Tweekers Dutchess De Anza Cheese Krinkle Eleven Bob Jerry Set 2 To Defy Tommy Sgt. Baker Frizzle Golden American Falls Mudd Kalamazoo Harold Encore John the Fisherman and........ Too Many Puppies

[frizzlefry420oh]

@bigdaddytorr1 oh my fucking god. you have no idea how excited i am after reading this. i hope they do that for vegas!!!!! FUCK!!!! but that might just be special cause the bay area is his home

[slampire100]

Primus Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[99mik123]

@DrummingHero3 obviously they think primus suck..

[greensoup123]

so this is like the first song i've ever really heard from primus....

I'm officially hooked :)

[Daftajest]

Primus owns at 5/4 time. Nuff said.

[Apachoid]

The drum part is gigantic

[iDrum37]

primus is the shit

KEYWORD THERE: the

[beerbongbrother]

@iDrum37 Keywork : Primus. LOL

[Salmoncrusher]

primus is amazing! Primus is the best band ever!

[spawn22222]

That's it, I'll settle this. Alright, if anybody asks you what genre of music Primus plays, just say the genre of music they play is called, "Primus", because nothing else in the world sounds like them, and they do their unique thing and always have. Simple as that. PRIMUS SUCKS FOREVER!!! XD \m/

[YouFuckenConformists]

@spawn22222 Just tell them to stop listening to whatever shit they listen to and listen to Primus

[tupapa123]

Primus sucks!

[tupapa123]

Primus sucks...Bass sucks!!!

[EdMcStinko]

Inside joke that people will likely misunderstand + utube=

Anger

[WarriorCaveman]

Fuck everyone that says primus sucks. go suck your grandmas big jiggling dick

[c0nman101]

@WarriorCaveman look up primus sucks, maybe then your caveman mind will understand

[13metalhead]

@WarriorCaveman shut up idiot =/ PRIMUS SUCKS!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

[iankay1]

@13metalhead - PRIMUS SUCKS is thier slogan

[13metalhead]

@iankay1 I know I was making fun of the caveman moron

[superdrunk55]

@WarriorCaveman no dude its a inside joke that used to be primuses modo

[iankay1]

@WarriorCaveman - primus sucks is thier slogan you fool

[WarriorCaveman]

@iankay1 o,now i feel dumb,sorry...

[stewarthass14]

@WarriorCaveman ....for us true primus fans when we say primus sucks it means we love them !!!!!!! PRIMUS SUCKs !!!!!!!!

[themacleodreynolds]

@stewarthass14 the funny thing is that les actually doesnt like the motto :p i forget where i heard it... some interveiw maybe my bass player? idk

[EmoSceneKid654]

@themacleodreynolds No, it's true. He thinks the motta has been used too much. It was created to ward off the sheep in society who would just like Primus because everyone else does. Just look at every Primus video, over 75% of the comments are "Primus sucks". It's been used FAR too much.

[themacleodreynolds]

@EmoSceneKid654 yea exactly. in the interview he was sayin how he doesn't necessarily like hearing he band sucks every time he playin a show :p but yes it was to over used

[googoplexable]

here the come... shut up you bastards

[TheDrowningpoolfan1]

primus fucking sucks so much

[TACOCHEESESAUCE]

primus is the shit

[Dillbob1]

theres something about the hammerhead shark

[jaysawasomevideos]

why wasnt this song on inglorious bastards?

[323YESENIA]

@jaysawasomevideos fucking true!

[jkmait]

MOST amazing Bassist of all time!