Best Stand up Comedy - Bernie Mac Def Comedy Jam

[FoBby619]

16 people aren't blessed or big bone-ded and are very small structured.

[bangdaddy6913]

classic

[MrPonolicious]

"Your honor, he killed that muh'fucka. Shot him in the head 4 times, kicked him in the face. I tried to call you but the line was busy." thats gold right there

[hairydev4523]

this shit is legendary

[zoocko121]

you the man

[Koolnenna]

16 people who watched this didn't understand

[ArmondoeCruze88]

I  miss this man

[gummybear931993]

Kick It lol

[gummybear931993]

lol R.I.P I miss you he was the best ever omg..Ima miss em

[B0ssho99]

You know you in jail a long time when you take the 4 off that mothafucka! BWAA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bernie! R.I.P. damn.

[Friidomworks]

work

[kebrinab13]

Bernie Mac : still crackin people up from the grave R.I.P

[NIGELP520]

KICK ASS.....Music plays.......

[Bbyjules89]

That line

"I aint scared of u mutherfuckers"

Wasnt part of his act he was dead ass serious

He wasnt scared of them muther fuckers love u mac RIP

[33Spursfan]

kick ass...lol u don't understand!!! #putthatshitincans

[kcsbestkeptsecret]

I aint scared of u mutha fuckas! :-) #RIPBERNIEMAC

[CDeoD]

hahaha "you patch eye'd mutha mucka!" lol RIP Bernie

[1979discodiva]

Does anyone know what "Def Comedy Jam" this is? I want to purchase this particular dvd please let me know. It's not Def Comedy Jam All-Stars Vol. 2 and not the Original King of Comedy-Please help. Thank you!

[NIGELP520]

16 people cant give thier girl DA DICK

[John0Dru]

yo I want my face on my jeans

[Rakari93]

pull my shit out this whole room get dark lmmfao

[ladylazarus1113]

this is great, he's got so much energy

[roffelboy]

God cracking up in heaven with this muthafucka! he be pardyin´aaaall mutherfuckin day up there! RIP King of comedy!

[d3trooper]

did someone before Mac get booed off, is that the reason why he keeps saying 'i aint scared of yaw MF'

[wajeh77]

@d3trooper lmfao yes!!

[CMurder33]

RIP Bernie. So so funny.

[MsDeb32]

Classic... I miss uncle Bernie ;(

[AJphillyy]

"I'm bout to get a six pack of pussy im goin in"

[MangaReaderZ]

man they kill me wit wat they be wearing in there stand up routines XD

[KushKilla724]

one of the best stand ups ever!

[Lysha85]

Hilarious!!! Love bernie mack R.I.P

[ratpac40]

Just started following this muthfucka! I am from the UK I understand and loved it

[TYONNANATHAN]

R . I . P . BERNIE MAC <3

[KiyaniaS25]

I aint scared of you muthafuckas, kick it.!lmaoo

[obglobgablob]

Well, he's certainly got the, "You don't understand," part right. I could only make out a small part of what he was saying. Seriously, does anyone understand what he's saying?

[Fe11a11]

@obglobgablob you're an idiot if you dont understand this

[obglobgablob]

@Fe11a11

Afraid not. I think my main difficulty comes from spending most of my life around people who speak the English language coherently and bother to make an effort where speaking to other people is concerned. Instead of trying their hardest to talk like a lazy black guy. Way for him to perpetuate the stereotype.

I'm not saying he's a shit comedian, just that I can barely make out his unintelligible patterns of speech.

[majorjockitch]

@obglobgablob You favorite a comedy video titled "f*ck the poor" then condemn this video for your language snobbishness?You got issues man , just go watch what makes you tick , I guess things like f*ck the poor.....

[obglobgablob]

@majorjockitch

Are you retarded or something? I'm guessing so. Because as I said, it wasn't the humour, it was the language that I couldn't understand. Fuck the poor is intelligible to me, this isn't. I don't see the relevance.

[majorjockitch]

@obglobgablob Yes heres some more rope fuck the poor is relevant to you but I'm retarded rofl.

[obglobgablob]

@majorjockitch

Well then humour me and elaborate. Fuck the poor is irrelevant because I wan't trying to question Mac's jokes. Only his unintelligible words. Given that that song is intelligible, that's why I consider it irrelevant. How is this not getting through to you?

[majorjockitch]

@obglobgablob Well I'm kind of intimidated by your massive intellect , you know,going straight for the jugular of,"Are you retarded?" is clearly a far superior argument that I simply can't fathom.If relevancy is the only thing that makes you appreciate comedy then I'm really sorry for you,it really is hard to explain what other people "get" about comedy because we can't just share our minds we're limited to written words.And I "get" the F the poor thing just wouldn't be a favorite

[obglobgablob]

@majorjockitch

See? This is why I called you retarded: I make my point inescapably clear, yet you somehow manage to miss it, entirely.

I didn't say anything about needing relevance in comedy. I was asking you about the relevance of.. Fuck it. I'm sick of repeating myself. You're a braindead shitstain, and the sooner you die the human race will become collectively just that little bit smarter.

[majorjockitch]

@obglobgablob I tried telling you , you just refuse to get it.You need to be morally and intellectually superior and frankly , you're just not.But please keep believing you are maybe that's what helps you keep waking up in the morning and being a miserable little troll of a person.As far as wishing me death , hey , we got something in common!See you there bro!

[obglobgablob]

@majorjockitch

This has nothing to do with moral or intellectual superiority. All I did was say that I can't make out what he's saying and you cracked the shits. I wasn't trolling, either. You didn't say much, either. Well, nothing of any relevance, anyway. All you did was try to counter points I never made, not explain yourself and tacked on some derision. Also, I never wished death upon you. Had you read my words correctly, instead of how you wanted to, you'd know that.

[gotriceandshrimp]

14 people received THE DICK

Rules of youtube states you have to thumps up me now :)

[b2436]

I loved the bernie mac show. Cant beleive hes dead...

[Lavron4151]

he's dead

[icecoldsinfonian]

One of the funniest ever!!!! RIP Bernie!!!

[burntsugadumplin]

13 moterfucker don't understand

[MyEurasia]

The people who disliked this just dont understand.

[Kid1991Capri]

Bernie is the man! R.I,P

[ashman9992]

you dont understand madafaka

[darksliver21]

Rest in peace MR.. MAC

[godswordofsaradomin]

R.I.P )):

[Maxantium]

I Miss di nigga , aint none like him. They should do a search for the next Bernie Mac even though he cant be replaced , he broke the mold.

[SpaceshigTv]

Bernie rest in peace

[kingshhhit]

KLASSIC SHIT!

[MsSimplySkittles]

R.I.P Bernie Mack.!! Funny a** niqqa

[DNK803]

R.I.P to the King Bernie Mack! He was by far the funniest on the kings of commedy movie! You are the best and truly missed!

[dawnofthethirdworld]

giver her . . . THE DICK

[timfagbenro]

who keeps disliking these great videos, like am confused

[PhEaR717MvP]

R.I.P BERNIE MAC U ARE DEFINETLY MISSED

[hershysquirts187]

there was a riot in the house that night because the comics before bernie sucked and the crowd got pissed. thats why bernie says i aint scared of you mutha fuckas. the mac man saved the day. R.I.P MAC MAN

[keekee15220]

RIP MAC miss ya

[ross62chissy]

Gone but never forgotten!

[18Katracho]

Hey Bernie, we finally understand. We miss you MAC !!!

[D4W215]

R.I.P. BMAC 

[MrCates1991]

if i pull my shit out this whole room get dark.KICK ASS!!!! lmfao

[WhatEverLoser94]

chris tucker is better<3

[loso23ish]

"man im tired, ima get me a 6-pack of pussy im goin in...KICK IT" looooooooooooool

[tao20008]

11 people that dislike this video "Just Dont Understand!"

[tao20008]

11 people that dislike this video "Just Dont Understand!"

[1jiveturkey1]

KICKEHHHHH!!!!!

[xGodisscenex]

where do i get a pair of those pants?

[ShaquilaJames]

Marvelous :) R.I.P To The Greatest <3

[THEWHATSSOFUNNYTOUR]

You don't understand I ain't scared of you Mutha Fuckas!

[klatrice85]

RIP Bernie!!! We miss you makin us Laugh... Rest in Paradise

[Elvise]

Give her da dick...

[dequasha100]

rip bernie

[mone1303]

DA DICK!!!!! CLASSIC

[xxRootbeerfloatxx]

9 people had pumpkin pie

[tofreshboy3]

he aint scared of you mutha fuckas

[frostyleaf420]

What a funny guy R.I.P

[Mr1900roosevelt]

give her the dick...lol

[revo1974]

Someone explain the pumpkin pie joke. I am retarded.

[RateSubscribe]

@revo1974 it's reffering to by sayign he aint have no pumkin pie, means he had heaps of pussy

[Shelby502420]

@revo1974 He couldn't tell her if pussy tasted like punpkin pie because all he had eaten was pussy! Hence the "Bitch I ain't never had no punkin pie".

[Mr1979longhorn]

Black Comedy is the best ! and this is coming from a white dude lol

[bboyabdul]

9 muthafucks didn't understand :))



[mone1303]

@bboyabdul LMMFAO 

[thenuggs]

does pussy taste like pumkin pie?

dont ask me no question like that, i aint never had pumpkin pie lol

classic!

[KingNorwood1234]

Hella funny

[dragonboypayne21]

I ain't scared of you muthafuckas|:/

[TaGGin9SKiL]

Just give her ThA DICK!! lmao

[TheMrking20]

yall just dont understand he not scared of you motherfuckers

[jessicarh87]

one of the worlds best comics R.I.P Bernie :) "If I pull my shit out this whole room will get dark"

[Farmathio]

yea, he killed that mothefucker, shot him in the head 4 times kicked him in the face i tried to call ya but the line was bizzy...........best line ever hahahaha

[haimerey]

4:15-4:34

[dexterkingman]

lol

[ahile4u]

~I ain't scared of you mothafuckas!

[littleheadj]

yall just dont uderstand



[MrAUFANATIC]

@littleheadj i aint scared of u muthafuckas

[AWATEABRAHA]

For the four people who don't like this video i feel sorry for you.

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AWATEABRAHA All the dislikes are from people who were shaking from laughter and missed their target.

[aa72on]

I ain't ever had no pumpkin pie

[RobbDeep]

KICK IT!!!!

[RoufasthaSage]

Ooouww.. Nuttin...

[rickbangkok]

I miss him, and the joy he shared with us.

[DLXGamePlay]

bernie mac was also in the movie friday ;o

wow thats cool

[skatering42]

R.I.P......I HOPE HE HAD A GOOF LIFE

[No1101]

shit those pants are baller

[ThisIsMyAlt]

I AINT SCARED OF YOU MOTHAFUCKAS

[NaiShian310]

"i aint scared of you mothafuckas !" " you don't understand !" lmao !

R.I.P ,

[nefty21]

Rest in Peace all they way from Africa...

[Ghostsrain]

RIP Man

[richie8811]

Kick It! LOL 4ever Bernie...