How to be an AUSSIE!

[rileyjane8]

true aussie!!!

[jonno1777]

how to be australian: be born in australia.

[LILLYKAYTE]

yay for aussies!!! <333

[bigbangclang]

nahh promight is heaps different

[FearOfTHeDeepBlue]

OMG, I am in love, you are awesome!!! I am in Perth, you rock, I love you!!! Hear from you soon!!!!!!!!!

[corindaboynextdoor]

all of this is so true

[selinabeans]

I'm Australian none of this is true.

[bubanee]

Loved it matey, fuckin' bonza fuckin' beaut... you were pretty spot on... except those bullshit shoes with the aussie style... they belong in the fake 'viet wanna be aussie shops'...

Shaaa-weeeet... :)

[mepopolis]

yeah nah this is frickin weird!!

[MegaMyvidz]

yeeeea bazz bazman bazz bazz baaarry

[MyGwCrew]

youre fuckin weird. lmao

[Leowen2]

Its real easy have all your relatives from the convict boats and thats it, everyone else at not real Australian execpt for the Aborigines.

[aleexmary]

@Leowen2 excuse me, but I am pretty sure that I did not come here on a boat as a convict. I was born and raised in Australia, therefore I am an Australia. Your a wanker

[shagz093]

Uhm.... promite tastes like shit, vegemite tastes amazing. Key difference right there.

[smi0071]

@shagz093 VEGEMITE FTW

[onedayautumn]

HAHAHA are you seriously that stupid?

"bogan" and "aussie" is entirely two different things LOL get your facts right.

[jradapg]

Fuckin hot and you need to get out of the city and visit NQ

[jradapg]

I'm a North Queenslander...We call em double bunga's up here

[shaynosfos11]

@junkrat its actually get ya tits out not get out your tits

[princessJleesa]

Holland, 5 degrees! :(

Wish I was in Aus again!

[Gracie4597]

Aussie FTW! :P

[fluffypinkpanda321]

Americans are so lame ._. I HAVE A DOGG, SHES A GOLDEN RETRIVER, BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A DINGO

[35mrose]

LLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMEEEEE

[MyLylya1]

wow... i really need help from u to speak with australian accent

[MeleeWarrior]

32? fucking cold weather, mid 40's around here.

[soldierZ28]

@MeleeWarrior they use Celsius not Fahrenheit

[MeleeWarrior]

@soldierZ28 No shit i live in Australia -_-

[mrdjdrenalin]

maaate thirty two, pretty hot aye?

well, outside my local drinkin' hole it's about 47 degrees, inside it's about 29 degrees, and the beer they serve's always 0.2 degrees. your choice cobba.

[mrdjdrenalin]

your one hot bird

[rockandstroll]

I love Aussie chicks, your accent and everything about you is so hot, damn!

[simonee011]

you have no idea how much i say yeah na, its rediculous hahhahahha this video is spot on :)

[thejonoaffair]

love, you forgot to mention the Chiko Rolls a Chokkie Moove!

[MaddyMurder13]

32 is not hot, It was like 40 here not that long ago xD

[KILIMANJARO9]

:-)

[evans7]

how old are you ? do you hv a boyfriend ?

lol.

[SharonTheFake]

haha

i like you

you make me giggle

[thisisbatman25]

Yeahhhh, your hot

[Teambrezzybabyy]

Im in darwin and its fucking hot!! Yeaaa got that? Righto :) )

[roxy9111]

ok the yeah naaaah was kinda right...

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

I've had vegemite and promite. They are NOT AT ALL SIMILAR!!! Promite is like my favourite spread while I can't stand vegemite! Vegemite is my absolute worst, most disgusting tasting spread ever! THEY TASTE NOTHING LIKE EACH OTHER!!! Promite = Awesome. Vegemite = Most disgusting spread ever invented. PS. I'm Australian.

[TripleBarrel06]

@PaladinswordSaurfang Damn, I guess it's the same on the other side of the fence then. I think Vegemite is beautiful on a sandwich, spread that on thick, but to me promite is pretty vile. Diff'rent strokes I guess.

[RendyRuban]

Can you teach me how to get your number?

[kiraaomg]

i didnt think we were that bad at abbreviating names :L

[wadehawke]

If It's scorchin at 32 what's word to use when It's 40+ mate?

[MegaCheekyMonkee]

WAIT YOU HAVNT TASTED VEGIMITE WAAT THAA HELL?

[MegaCheekyMonkee]

some words r right but it ain't Scortcha it's scortchin

[dollyetta]

nice i liked it i dont evn knw y lol the weather? here is about 28

[pete5243]

Wow, if Aussie girls are this cute, I need to get me one!! And that sexy accent just drives me crazy!!

[gamergirl189]

Its fuckin freezin mate! Over in bloodey pommy land and its worse than fuckin Tasmania, except last I checked most the people round here have one head

[pushpopaddict]

Gidday mate ! U are so cute ! a lil munchkin lips :P Vegemite is salty slighty bitter umami taste-like :) u know what my dad's like lol Fishing not dogs :P

[kutchabo]

I live in Perth, and last week sucked as we had a few days of 42 degree heat. thank god for air con

[DJInt3nse]

You haven't had vegemite?!!??!

[MrCommunitytv]

leon6266 you stupid fag american haters im an astralinan so go suck ur little pin dick not affending america but this guy is a big fag

[TheWheelofLife100]

I had high hopes that I would learn something new from watching this video and I did,I learnt not to get my hopes up to high again.

[MrCommunitytv]

i live in melbourne to=]

[MrCommunitytv]

matthew matt matty matty bitch

[junkrat1]

wow.... epic fail..

this is aussie

" GET OUT UR TITS!"

[oryobiskit]

@junkrat1 True dude.. If your a real australian teen you will get drunk on goon, inappropriately flirt with your best friend, and fuck your cousin.. Wait that last parts only for Tasmanian's.

[junkrat1]

@oryobiskit hahaha so true!

[BJMKBKNLU]

I'm not taking you seriously until you take your top off.

[shelly123Triqueze]

We pick on people like this.. HAHAHA. Jesus.

[glitterliciousbabe]

booogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[itsKristysmusic]

I dont understand all the hate on this video .. Im aussie and i love it ... Good Job :) very entertaining and true ..

[thenamesgiggles]

Stopped watching when you said you haven't tasted Vegemite. Gtfo the internetz.

[Lyndonandre]

haha barry = batman 

[leon6266]

fuck Aussie and their accent. American accent is hot

[meggypeggy221]

@leon6266 fuck u im auzziie and u should get a fucking life u loser

[leon6266]

@meggypeggy221 hahha get a life? I do have a life you fucking dirty slut ugly aussie whores

BOGANs bogans.go give ur dad a bj he is waiting for u dirty skip

[meggypeggy221]

@leon6266 woof woof DOG this is u " oh im awsome because im american i do is sit on my ars all day whatching cabel and drink beer" u racist peice of fuck stop lagging on people who arnt the same as u and dont expect enyone to like u ur a fuck wit u dis australians agin imma go over therre and snap ur hean in half and eat ur toes

[aleexmary]

@leon6266 Fuck you dickhead. You are a tosser, don't go around saying shit about people you know fuck all about and calling us bogans. You wanna see a bogan? Look in the mirror bitch

[Jimmeh30]

To all you wankers sayin it's "bogan" and not "aussie"...... shut the fuck up, it's Aussie as and it's about time we went back to it.  To the O.P..... They're "plugguz" not "thongs" but you're cute so I'll forgive ya.

haterz will hate

[Dannister9]

@Jimmeh30 there thongs and this isn't Australian im fucking australian and we are better than you gay fucking americans

[Jimmeh30]

@Dannister9 Good work wanker... Brisbane born and bred, you must be a mexican, in QLD, they're "plugguz" read plug-uz... don't come the raw prawn with me

[Shogunv2]

@Jimmeh30 they're thongs

[Goannadria]

@Jimmeh30 They're thongs up in Queensland

[MisterSandman009]

tits or gtfo

[SelLovesToVlog]

fakeeeeeeeeeee

[TeddyBear6433]

umm no. u give aussies a bad name . ur an embarrasment to australian population. so just the hell up -_- and actually wat ur saying is bogan not australian !! and actually when someone asks me a quesiton i never say "yea, nah ! " i say yes or no.

[millertas]

AHH AHOTHER "AUSSIE" THAT GREETS WITH HI AND NOT G'DAY>

[Jak3HxC]

your really hot what natio are you

[vikingsI21]

It's 36 degrees Fahrenheit where I am:)

[ChristinaLioness]

wtf...

[zebatov]

Well, I think I have the hang of this already! Except it's Canadian... And, only my friends and I do it. But just shorten EVERYTHING you say down to the point where it doesn't make sense to anyone else. "I gotta do some mad laund". "I have lots of laundry to do." Or "Mega dirts, need show." "I'm going to have a shower." "Wanna play some hock?/Mega hocks?" "Let's play hockey on PS3/Xbox." "Quit hoggin' all the piz!" "Quit hogging all of the pizza!/whatever might be hogged."

[zebatov]

"How to be something you AREN'T!"

[1monstertruck]

you suck and are an embarrassment

[bekaadams1]

I'm an aussie and i dont even talk like this retard lol well i hope not!!

[MrViperineTuba]

This is seriously embarrassing lol

[HaloGlow432]

Its cold in america I live in Virginia

[finchersfinest]

Your Hot, ohh and why have you got a ben sherman top on. Its English

[zebatov]

@finchersfinest

Australia is an English penal colony. So how wouldn't that make sense?

[BReveningstar]

this is not australian at all!

[MrTurkgod]

we watched this in class with the whole class, EVERYONE THOUGHT U WERE A BITCH

[someweirdone]

in Australia Kevin becomes Kev America Mcdonald's becomes home

[darselparsel]

failed at the start, its not australian, its strayan

[patemal19]

your hot !



[SuperMuffins666]

your gonna make people think australians are annoying and don't care about anything.

[joeb9943]

your no aussie u havent evan had vegemite

[italianguidette08]

this doesn't even sound like an aussie at all? and i would know i am australian. LMFAO bro you fucken failed this video. btw what makes you think aussies wear ugg boots and volleys all the time? LOL seriously mate sick head.

[Kurturmis]

lol your funny we do some of this in nz as well

[BananaPotatey97]

This is fucking so badly stereotyped. Half of us aussies are like that. But you know what, real aussies are educated. We dont just play footy cricket and eat vegemite. We do have some class.

[Decenium]

@BananaPotatey97

I think you are underestimating the intelligence of a lot of people.

[tahnindisguise]

So bogan hahaha! Not how I talk at all and I'm Australian :') You're probably just taking the mickey, tho!

[alexandria129]

Yeah I'm pretty sure we don't speak or dress like that

[WorldGoneAwry1]

guys, pretty sure this is a pisstake... just saying..

[mattybooi98]

and sub to my channel to learn how to be a wog and how to nickname people like stavros shibba and so on ;)

[georgiacawley]

i think this is hilariousss

[Bezzzzo]

@tahlianate Nope, Victoria

[Sonia4731]

Ok I'll admit I am a BIT like that, but I wanna say, no one can just say how to be Aussie everyones Aussie in their own different way

[TajaProductions1]

lol because i'm an aussie and i don't eat maccas or meat pies or any of that prosseced crap, australia's not all about that sort of food, yeah some people eat it when they're at the footy or something, but australia is actually known for having the best food in the world, so don't go around saying we eap crap when we eat a lot healthier than americans.... and it has been proved, so don't bother arguing with me...

[JennasBeautyTutorial]

Im aussie , born and raised but when your from a diff countrey u cant just MAKE yourself aussie.... :p

[Avatar230594]

You're giving instructions on how to be an Aussie and haven't had Vegemite. Sweetie, first I wanna say you're hot and I wanna screw you but on another note. You have to be born an Aussie and raised through many years of Australiana to truly grasp it aye mate. Don't try, you're trying.

[michaelfrench1]

its how ya going mate LOL

[michaelfrench1]

70 true aussi disliked this vidoe wait hang on mate make that 71 !!

[KillAllRedScum]

Tits out for they boys plssss

[atown327]

well arnt you a sexy bitch

[Will2012Smith]

Promite amd Vegemite are completely different from each other. Vegemite tastes much better

[bedrockstar]

your italian ,and have hairy boobs , where is the real aussie chick

[StunningInRed]

@bedrockstar you mean aboriginal then?

[Bezzzzo]

@tahlianate Everyone i know calls those blue or white singlets wife beaters or just beater. And no i'm not a bogan of any kind, It's just what we call them.

[nbt1983]

jimmys47 whats with the jesus is lord comments on a few different clips you freak

[massiveoni]

tits or gtfo

[superspot100]

thats ot how to be an aussie thats how to be a bogan

[jimmys47]

Jesus is LORD

[SureFoxFire]

clean up your room....you dirty skunk

[NostalgicRainTF2]

Yeah, nah, you're no Aussie. Tuck into the Vegemite!

[StuffAntSee]

She's Apple's Aye Fella's

Thank ya Darling Just posted this on my G+ Cheers

Written & Smokin By +Ant Worth

[TRanceifyable]

Oh wow just another bitch trying to be like CH CHA BOOM GIRL. Your going to be famous one day!!!

[jstewart1993]

sit on my face YOU BEUTY 

[soukupb]

I claim Steve Irwin as my Aussie name nobody else can take it from me!!!!!!!!!!

[ozmusic657]

fuck me blind... this makes me want to shoot myself

[MyMrBANGBANG]

Wow, first off, Nobody cares about kimmy

[aussieosbourne]

yeah to easy

[mouster94]

Bogan is what she just discribed..

aussie, is everything but, laid back

[MSTRshenanigans]

@mouster94 Exactly, this video is everything I hate about being Australian.

[TheFacetuber]

Your from Melbourne,your not an Aussie.Yeh,Nah, just havin a go.No dramas.

[RoyjamesG]

Straight out ur annoying..i dislike u immensely..

[Missunderstand100]

@RoyjamesG then dont watch it??

[thisisgayshit666]

This is BOGAN not aussie. You give Australian's a bad name!

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[artszify]

@thisisgayshit666 And you, in your turn, enrage grammar nazis by paying insufficient attention to the usage of the possessive case!

[Bazzakuda]

my names bazza :) i love the way she does that lol

[wowdude727]

@countermeasure HA!

[RustyAussie101]

MAAAAAATE im fair dinkum insulted u sheila

U want to be an Aussie? Don't insult us ir u gonna get ur block knocked off

Crikey! any1 got a VB?

[iohgyy]

Show us ya knockers, Sheila and get us a VB!

[FairytaIes]

so so stereotypical

[kcaj300294]

you have to drive A Commo or a Falcon !

[Aldschultz]

hey chicky your funny,,,,love it ,,,Im in Brisbane me name's Schultzy,,,see ya mate,,,,,

[ll1lI]

Are you retarded?

[corrion1]

STRUTH RUTH

[hlw1209]

1. its slang not slack

2. 32degrees is not hot

and are you really an aussie?

cause you cant be if u havnt had vegemite! ahaha

[Be4ck]

You forgot an "abbreviation" of Barry... I know aq guy at school, and some of his mates call him, "Bazzamataz". Weird, I know, but hey, they're boys. What can ya do?

[DarkMaiden3000]

Ya are pretty mate..

[obieezx11]

you forgot show us ya tits

[mitchrnfnr1995]

shes never had vegemite. wat an aussie aye mate

[DrgnLord92]

1:33 I'm pretty sure with the way you talk of these Australians they'd want to see you with a different type of thong ;P

[cobboGHS91]

its a fucken singlet not a wife beater, ok, a SIN-GLET,

[BeanandKiwi]

I'm from southern Canada... it's not snowing right now but two days ago we had a blizzard for a few hours. And do not eat marmite... it's nasty.

[obieezx11]

@BeanandKiwi marmight is nasty tate nothing like vegemite

[poiuytrewqqwertyufy]

lol my maths teachers name is barry...

[nicktubara]

BARRRY,...BAZZZ, BAZZA, BAZMAN, BAZZI, BAZZZOOO, THE BAZDAR lol. i could listen to you all day. id love to hear say my name and abreviate that too :)

just beautiful.

[vanpulse]

32 degrees...hot?....i am never moving to melbourne..im gonna stay in perth...maybe...

[Beachbabeey245]

@vanpulse DUDE IT GETS HOTTER!

[courtneydriver1]

What's the weather like where we are? No need to rub it in... :P

[commenter68]

why do you make our nicknames sound so retarded ?

[nadzio0o]

So what if she never tasted vegemite before? Big deal! I am the same never ever tasted it before but I love my nutella :D and she did a good job.. From melb too btw and today's weather was mad!! x

[MiKaKo22]

32 Degrees is not hot... its 34 right now and i'm wearing an long sleeve PJ shirt and pants... and i just went for a run...

[Annnnq]

:)

[EmilyAllHomeMade]

you are not an Australian, yeah sure you may have, the accent and the papers saying you are but, you not fucking true blue aussie unless you have vegemite for breakfast lunch AND tea!

[breakfree74]

@EmilyAllHomeMade - LOL too funny

[TheHeathAus]

i dont even know a bazza cunt

[duderanchbull]

@TheHeathAus

What about Barry Hall the footballer?

Big Bad Barry...Bazza Hall...HOW ARE YOU AUSSIE?! :P