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  • This is hilarious, but i wonder what it would be like in a different, smaller city or a town.

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  • this same thing is been done in helsinki,finland..with the same results... nobody belives that the thievs would be so rude and think thats must be candidcamera

  • its easier to knock a guy off the bike in nyc

  • It´s hard for Americans give a fuck...

  • I just had my beloved bike stolen today in a crowded city, so I came here to watch this video. But I had one of those shitty metal with plastic covering locks. I learned my lesson. Next time, i'm buying two hefty U-Locks, and I could care less if i'm substitiuting weight for safety.

  • @goathead111 no substitute for kryptonite chains and locks.

  • @circusboy90210 Yeah, people have been saying that Kryptonite is the best bike lock brand out there

  • @goathead111 any lock is pickable. circurlar locks are no exception , and are actually easier to pick . the krypotonite chain itself is what is the best, their locks are very easy to pick and are only secure from physical attacks, other than that your better off with a traditional key lock that is just as hardened.maybe something that is boltless

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  • @circusboy90210 In terms of my lock, I think that the theif either took out a pocket knife or a bolt cutter and easily snapped it, or ripped it with their bare hands. My friend knows a guy who is capable of ripping those cable locks with his bare hands which is quite crazy. Although for my lock personally (it was a cable), I think they took a pocket knife and cut through it. But are CHAIN locks just as good as Kryptonite locks? (I know cable locks are the worst....I learned the hard way, lol)

  • @goathead111 kryptonite makes great chains as well as locks.

  • @circusboy90210 I saw this documentary yesterday on bike thieves, and these two guys with huge bolt cutters were showing how easy it was to break into them. The Kryptonite NY Chain lock took 10 seconds and the Abus (I believe thats the name of the company) took under 10 seconds as well. In total they broke 500 lbs worth of bike locks in under 90 seconds. The documentary is called "Gone in 60 seconds- the bike crime wave" It takes place in London, England and there are two short 10 minute parts!

  • @goathead111 yes and 48" bolt cutters are kind of conspicuous to carry around and obvious. in nyc there are teams that ride around in vans with huge bolt cutters looking for dummies that leave a bike outside overnight.

  • @circusboy90210 Yeah, lol. They would be very obvious but as you stated at night time with virtually no one around it would be a very fast and efficient way to steal a bike; I don't condone stealing bikes, but i'm just saying. So to conclude our long convo (lol), what specifically in your opinion is the best lock? (There is no best lock, but some deter more thieves than others)

  • @goathead111 no but there is one that best deters casual thieves. kryptonite.

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  • @circusboy90210 Is the Kryptonite evolution mini a good bike lock? I see it everywhere I go too, lol.

  • @goathead111 can't say have not had need for these in a long time to know current best locks as far as individual models. look for bulk quality of materials and type of materials. all locks are pickable cylinder locks look more comples but are easier to pick. I would get a guarded shank traditional keyway lock , and a kryptonite chain. the chain can also be a weapon while in traffick if you are doing nyc or some other taxicab unfriendly city.

  • So funny that he puts ear protection. To protect from what? Listen to all the noise around him.

  • hacksaw or bolt cutters are better??

  • Someone Stole my BMX Today I was so crying :(

  • The thing about new yorkers is tht we not snitches thts why nobody said shit ;) even the police dont give a fuck xD

  • @Donifts Your an idiot.....nuff said

  • @paulsiangg456 you spelt enough wrong :) Your the idiot here...

  • @Donifts You spelled the word, "spelled" wrong, and in you're previous comment you spelled "that" wrong, twice. You also said "we not snitches" when the correct pronunciation would be, "we are not snitches"

    And it would be "you're the idiot here" not "your".

    Please learn how to use words correctly before you try to talk shit on somebody for using bad grammar.

    And just so you know, Spelt is a hexaploid species of wheat. Good day sir.

  • @ChapelOvBlood I have dyslexia the letter "l" looks like a "T" to me sometimes. (in lower case) hop off Paulsiangg456's dick. Stop instigating, fag.

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  • Try painting your skin black and see how many more times you're questioned.

  • sometimes i just wanna buy those cutters go to my school, go to the bike racks, cut the bike lock, take the bike and take it home quick, take my own bike/scooter, lock it up good and just watch the dude cry bout it. :P im a messed up kid so yea

  • well the dumbass went back to the shop that he stole my bike from i was buying coke all sad saw him chased him tackled him off my bike head locked him and punched in his chest he ran of fand i got my bike ? im so damn happy now and i invewsted in a $60 bike lock :P

  • fuck all of u bike thiefs i should fund ur first car and strap some cocaine under it and call the cops so u get a felony for what youve done carmas a bitch

  • Love the dude that comes to help lol

  • i got my $750 redline i payed for with a $6hr wage today and i called the cops but i still didnt get it back and they dont use there own shit they just take other hard worked for things i saved for months to buy to have it for 3 weeks and if i catch him ill stick his fucking chode into my spokes at high speed then kick his ass untill he cant move his fucking hands to steal agian . im put of bmx now cause i dont wanna put hard earned money into a hoppy a faggots gonna steal cause they dont work.

  • @funnyjb1 my bike that i devoted my life to got stolen and i found him with it all fucked up and spraypainted ill just say i got a felony for nearly breaking every bone in his hands and face

  • hectors nice

  • have you tried that with a U-lock?

  • NUTZZ!!!

  • my wheels got stolen when my bike was locked

  • Anyone else notice the parked cop car?

  • my bike got stolen once, turned out my nabour did it..........

  • Thanks. I go steal bikes and sell them for spray paint and personal use now. Bye.

  • this video is very inspiring, thank you for posting it

  • what is the name of the song at the beggining!? PLEASE I WANT IT SO BADLY!!!!

  • nigga stole mah bike D:

  • I would of thought he was just a worker getting the bike off the dang light pole

  • why it works is because i wouldn't say shit to a dude with bolt cutters, hacksaw, and a plugged in angle grinder who has the balls to steal a bike in broad daylight.

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  • next time you caught them, use a camera, photograph.

  • hector is nice lol

  • Why it works is because when you go to steal something just act like it's yours. Best cover always. In this instance using a hacksaw or bolt cutters is so bold no one thinks that you are stealing. 

  • Do what I do Place a 110 volt line around your bike that will keep stealers from stealing your bike

  • @gayboytommy20010 U know thats illegal you could get prison time for that

  • No one says anything because it seems very likely if someone is hack sawing through a chain in broad daylight, wearing protective gear and completely unconcerned about passerby's the bike in 90% of the cases belongs to them and they forgot their lock or key. Also you can't challenge a stranger to ownership of a bike, you have no idea whether they are lying or telling the truth. "Stop thief", -"Its my bike." , "ok sorry". Do this same experiment with a black guy for the sake of social science.

  • @emanemos1 negroes do not steal bicycles...Not because they are not thieves , but they are too lazy to pedal a bicycle

  • SPY SAPPIN' MAH VIDEO QUALITY!!

  • this is bullshit !

  • No one says anything because they dont want to take a chance of maybe dying over a Bike.

  • The people don't care because a white guy wouldn't steal a bike. He clearly just came from lehman bros and left his key there.

  • Why steal a bike when you can just puncture the tires?

  • Wow this shows how nice Americans are, but always got the impression there is a lot more community, and people likely to step in to stop things in Europe then America. Too scared you'd sue them if they tried to stop a criminal, or pull a gun out in America.

  • now replace the white guy with a black guy and see the results

  • @TD5X What the fuck is your point, faggot?

  • @Clerks0 i hope thats rhetorical

  • @TD5X No, seriously. What the fuck is your point, idiot?

  • @Clerks0 youre an idiot im done

  • @TD5X No, come on. Let me hear what you have to say you fucking faggot. Why should they replace they white guy with a black guy? Also why do you say black? That's racism, idiot. You keep on mentioning race etc., If everyone just looked at each others as humans instead of fucking putting us in category, racism wouldn't exist, fucking idiot.

    I swear to god, I want to fuck your white ass up. Fucking idiot piece of shit.

  • @Clerks0 TELL EM Y U MAD SON!!!!!!!!!!!!! im a successful ass troll im going to go home n shit in my recliner n sip my drink in all pride of knowing that i made somebody mad today (if the guy were black everyone would have thought he was stealing the bike, trust me i know, get the sand out of your pussy my friend) *sips drink* :)

  • God will punish you after you die - won't be so funny then and also the scandal you have caused.

  • You should do the same video at night...I bet you'll get a different response

  • @newFaction64 People riding bikes at night deserve to have it stolen.

  • this is hilarious

  • did any one saw the cop car behind.

  • He does have his right pant leg under his sock, which makes him look like a cyclist. People still should have said something, but it hurts the experiment.

  • i hope every passerby who didnt say something, also has something of theirs stolen.

  • @DoctorIncredible What CAN you say? "Ey, what the fuck are you doing?" - "I lost my keys"

  • wow, what a shitty lossy compression pale imitation of the original neistatbrothers dot com

  • i got my bike stolen :(

  • @ 2:43 He says it all. In NYC, "Nobody gives a shit"

  • Hector's awesome

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  • last guy helped him steal the bike??!!! LOL!!

  • well you loose a 300 plus dollar bike that is your main means of transport it would be nice if SOMEONE said something like "Dude, is that your bike?"

  • lol @ fucking hacksaw, are people so dead?

  • thank you

  • hahaha. love it.. human nature.. audacity/ boldness of action unnerves people..

  • and... penis protection

  • On the plus side you just opened everyone's eyes up to just how vulnerable everyone is to having their bikes stolen. On the down side you probably sent a message out (to people who never considered it before) just how easy it is to steal a bike and that it's a quick and easy way to make a buck.

  • I live in nyc one time in brooklyn i saw 3 black kids under 10 years old trying to steal a bike

  • @philiphuynh And why do we care???

  • @bigmcnuttbust give a heads up you can't trust the black kids as innocent as they seem

  • What do u expect u live in NY out all places! Cops there dont have time to patrol looking for bike theives.

  • Lol you can't steal my bike i lock it with 10 u locks.

  • @volure1 u locks are the EAISEST locks to break into :)

  • I have a vid where my friend and I confront the dude who stole my bike, with cops there too.

  • wots the song name in start?\:

  • why doesn't he hit the federal reserve,,at least that would be worthy

  • ...I'm so glad I live in the suburbs. If someone tries to take my bike again, at least there won't be someone helping.

  • Yhis is unrealistic as hell, the dude stealing the bike is white!!

  • @1TtidnaB hahahha

  • Wow my bike wdf

  • Nobody gives a shit anymore. They're too busy texting and playing with their cell.

  • wow that is sad lol

  • Duh, Winning!!!

  • thumbs up if u got ur bike stolen

  • 0:56 bloodz :P

  • holy shit, i had no idea you can plug into those things on the street! that's awesome. lol! now i am SO going to do all sorts of things just because i can. i'll dry my hair with a hairdryer, plug in a mixer and mix some cake batter, plug in a vacuum and vacuum around the area... all right there on the street! that was the best part of the video!

  • I thought the same thing! I never knew there was a 110v cord with an outlet in those poles! Sweet! How about setting up a big stereo system, or a nice comfy chair with a table and a lamp, then read a book at night!

  • @sobeflyer Lol! We should get a real comfy sofa with a fancy coffee table on which to place the lamp. Then take off our shoes and read like we're at home.

  • The bystander effect. I think most people would be afraid to approach him, I mean what can they do?

  • I wonder if anybody would have said anything if you wore a black ski mask and leather gloves

  • Hector is the man!

  • im not surprised by this, who gives a shit about some one else's bike?

  • even the police drived by and didn't even give a shit!

  • no 1 said anything cause no1 gives a fuck bikes come and go

  • "and ride away" "nobody gives a shiiat"

  • ama steal a fixie now

  • Conclusion: 90% of the time, people think you lost the key or code to your bike lock, or they just don't care.

  • @Zeemas unless your a minority

  • @Zeemas what's the other 10%?

  • @Zeemas nobody wants to get in the way of a stranger wielding a hammer, hacksaw or .... the angle grinder..

  • THIS IS AMERICA WHERE THE WHITE MAN DO 99% OFTHE CRIME AND THE MINORITIES DO 99% OFTHE TIME ,IF I WAS STANDING BY A BIKE WITH LOCK CUTTER EVERY PERSON WITH A CELL PHONE WOULD HAVE CALLED 911

  • @terrwil thats not 99% true thats 100% true

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Look mum! I've stolen MY BICYCLE! Aren't I great?:)

  • LOL, I would do the same. I will just walk by without a second glance.

  • hahahahah!!!! this video made me giggle

    love the sock over your pant leg, makes ya seem more ghetto

    cops are morons!! unless your speeding or enjoying your life they dont bother you... sure go kill someone or steal a bike... there just out there tryin to find tickets to give

  • this is a behaviour well know in group dynamics its called

    THE BYSTANDER EFFECT

    there are many video of this on youtube

  • Lol, umm in NY people are used to this....u see people looking at you and away, probably tourist. But everyone else that don't look live there and its nothing new.

  • Wow. I like that you made this video, but it's just made me so angry.

  • I was waiting for you do do something even more extreme. Like break out a compressed air can, freeze the lock, and shatter it with a hammer; or, cut through it with a cutting torch. No wonder NY is one of the worst cities in the world for bicycle theft.

  • THAT 2ND BIKE YOU STOLE WAS MINE!!! WTF?!?! IMA FUCKIN HUNT YOU DOWN, PUSH YOU DOWN A SET OF STAIRS LEADING INTO LAVA FILLED WITH BALD-MAN EATING GATTORS!!!!

  • @ChocoaNuggetz fail.. hey internet tough kid, they used their own bikes for the video.

    retard.

  • @PhenixReviewz

    yo you're fuckin stupid. It's a joke. You know, Hahaa?

  • @ChocoaNuggetz yeah right.

  • u do that shit by my house and somone willl try to fight you lol

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  • A guy I know once caught this girl trying to steal a mail package from outside his door- he told her he wouldn’t report it as long as she came in to talk about ‘reforming her character’.

    He did his usual trick- gave her a coffee with a strong sedative & after waiting for it to kick in, bundled her into the back of his van & drove miles out of town, dumping her in open countryside. It was really cold & she was only wearing a thin top! I reckon he also raped her, but he won’t confirm this…

  • @SuperTruth77 you are a sick motherfucker. i hope someone cuts off your dick with a rusty box cutter.

  • @SuperTruth77

    oh yea people do that sometimes

  • Karma is a pain bud.

  • lol @ 3:55 when police walks by

  • UHAUHAUHAua Very goodxDD

  • i am posting this everywhere, what we need are pay to lock bike spots with attendants like cars have.

  • omg

  • aye DATS MI BIKE :(

  • People walking by they know that white people don't steal bike's, they work and make money and by there own .

  • ROFL!! or, you could just buy a car...and park it in your garage!!!!

  • this makes me sad for humanity.

  • youre lucky a bike messenger didnt see you. if we ever saw that, believe me...there would be a lock connecting with your head haha.

  • @CarcinogenicRaccoon you must've missed "hector" the messenger, at the end.

  • i suggest the first method more quickly

  • i don't know , how to steal a bike in Bucharest ?

  • just goes to show. hey you cant be in this lane...

  • loooool hes a goon

  • 3:25 WTF .... is there anyone really use this to steal a bike on the street!!??

  • scum bags i just got my bike stolen and it was a black kid of course!

  • Children get raped in broad day light in NYC, watcha expect

  • THATS MY BIKE!!!!!

  • wow i guy helped him in broad daylight

  • 1:30 u see a cop car in the back? Not smart to steal something so cheap.

  • just do what i did i u want to keep your bike from getting stolen just put a live wire around it with 600 volts it will teach them

  • @gayboytommy20010 It is illegal to do that.and when you get someone severly hurt .you could face criminal charges

  • @peugeotrider2016 why would someone face criminal charges if their bike was getting stolen. Would you sue a person if you broke into their house and slipped!

  • @gayboytommy20010 In that case I'll just run over your bike 5 times with my jeep, lets see how your little volt zapper works against 20inch rubber tyres you faggot fuck.

  • I just hooked up 600 volts to my bike last night someone tried stealing it and got fried

  • its the same bike the whole time!

  • It must be one of those albino negroes

  • What do you want people to say? "Hey, are you stealing a bike?" or how about "Hey, is that your bike?" Most people don't carry proof of purchase around with them anyway so it doesn't matter. It's not the people of NY's fault. If you've had stuff stolen you should have protected it better. I'm talking triple chain, krypto lock, laser beams, and a rottweiler! Or, start setting up a sting operation to torture all bike thieves. Let me know if you need help.

  • @dafontenot +1 on the sting operation. Bike thieves suck.

    I have to say though, it's been a bit of a nuisance since I started chaining a rabid rottweiler to my bike.

  • @dafontenot I agree with your words, but the final tool used in this video (angle grinder) would defeat any of your counter measures mentioned in your post.

    Apart from laser beams of course (I'm assuming you are talking about the motion detection type and not the fictional lasers from the James Bond movies).

    But a rottweiler, yes - an angle grinder would put any dog out of action within seconds,

    It is within the public's best interests not to intervene. They should just call the police.

  • This guy clearly has the COMPLEXION for the PROTECTION.

    What this video does suggest is that if your bike was stolen,

     a WHITE guy probably stole it.