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@TheRandyChimp LOL YOURE SOOO STUPID YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM REFERRING TO!!! AHAAHAHAHAHHA!! ONCE AGAIN I PWN OWN AND DOMINATE YOU, FOR I AM THE MASTER OF YOUTUBE!!!
REST ASSURED, RANDYTHECHIMPFUCKER, YOU CAN RESPOND UNTIL YOURE BLUE IN THE EXPOSED ASS OF YOUR SPECIES, AND I WILL STILL RESPOND AND PWN OWN AND DOMINATE YOU ONCE AGAIN!!!
ITS SOOOO EASY, FUN AND FREE!! MOST OF ALL!! FREE!!! TO PWN FUCKTARDS LIKE YOU EVERY OCCASION POSSIBLE!! SO KEEP IT COMING PAL! FREE ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME!
@matthmatthmatth What in the fucking hell are you talking about? Jesus Christ. I think someone forgot to tell your mother that Ritalin doesn't fix retardation.
@itsalloverforyou12 LOL Looks like you're confused again. A common thing for people who are highly autistic, as I am sure you already know from being told by the doctors and your mother.
Tell me, do you like it more when your dad gently rims your asshole while you sleep? Or while your mom sucks on your small, infantile penis as you release another BM into your sisters mouth???
@Crazybenjiwoo why would I be one we never had a war with. second we never got completely invaded and held out until we pushed them out. the last one europe screwed us over, but we got more than enough payback in WW2....since technically were still at war were still winning ^_^
@Crazybenjiwoo Why Japan? The only people conditioned to it would be people living in the North, and practically the whole population lives in the South.
@Crazybenjiwoo And people in Japan (at least most) don't live on top of mountains. There situated mostly in the valley areas since it's much easier to live in valleys than on mountains.
70% of humans live in the tropical belt, and at least another 10% live in the subtropics, which also don't get snow. It's the last 20-30% that are stupid. Hell, I've only seen snow on vacation, and I have plenty of friends who've never seen it with their own eyes.
@InversionGameStudios Snow can kill you. Well, its the cold that it comes with. The natural disasters that happen in the tropical belt that can kill you are tsunami and tropical storm, which aren't that common, and are non-existent if you don't live at the beach. You could sleep outside at night without a shirt on, at any time of year, and you'd be fine. You can't say that about other places.
@mostliberal I live in Canada and don't fear the snow. I sleep inside in the winter time, but I was just listening on the radio on my drive home to a guy giving tips on winter camping. There is a lot of snow here, but it's a nice place to live. It would be crazy to leave this place empty just because of winter.
@Ajapam34 Only the old and the sick die of heatstroke in countries where its hot, and the people got used to it. That's not the case with cold. With cold, if you don't have enough protection, and you're out at night in winter, you can freeze to death.
@mostliberal yeah, and common sense keeps you alive. You make it sound as if there's a 50% chance of freezing to death each winter, when in reality it's more like a 0.01% chance if you aren't a total idiot.
@mostliberal lol, you think they are stupid? What about all those people who are dying of thirst in Africa? You gona tell them they are stupid for living where there is not enough rain, and that the only smart thing to do would be to move to Europe or Asia or something? lmao yeh, they ARE so stupid, and you're so intelligent. Thank God we have you, you just saved millions of lives! Quick! Go tell the president!
Because the video is... about that? The Simpsons is satire.. It's not just a pointless laugh, which is why there's plenty of reason to take a discussion up, when you see something The Simpsons had made fun of. But okay, you are like 14, I don't expect you to understand that.
@slkr99 Um,dude,considering the fact I wasn't replying to YOUR comment,you can't really say that "you still don't see" because you weren't part of the argument.
I think someone should comment on the video if the have something funny to say or have a question or answer.(Or I guess to try and stop an argument)
I wish people would cut it out with the paddlin comments. It's been done to hell and back people, come up with something original (anything, anything at all) or just don't post.
Pause on the first frame.
dalekcaan1963reborn 2 days ago
I find this video very offensive towards my kind
5nowwy 4 days ago
Thank you Jay's Blog for sending me here
soprano511 1 week ago
Bloody snow, coming over here. Making us cold.
thedoctorand 2 weeks ago
Pause at 0:00.
dalekcaan1963reborn 2 weeks ago 4
@dalekcaan1963reborn LOL
Vuvenz 2 weeks ago
DAMN YOU SNO-
RavenCyarm 2 weeks ago
back when simpsons was actually funny
jsnpark 3 weeks ago
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JamesZapfelPoetry 3 weeks ago
DAMN SNOW you scary!!!
hiddenbutdeadly 3 weeks ago
literally cnt stop watching this, genius
MrPb214 3 weeks ago
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MrPb214 3 weeks ago
We had 20 cm today. 15 coming tomorrow, and 30-40 cm on saturday. Damn you snow
TheRyanshort 1 month ago
I had 25 cm today. Damn you snow indeed
TheRyanshort 1 month ago
It's like Simpsons fans are mentally incapable of cutting off a scene properly.
Glitcher2000 1 month ago
this a great parody of those stupid weatherman who overreact at any snow storm so funny
walmartgoof 1 month ago
I thought he yalled DAMN YOU SNRUB!
aceous99 2 months ago
Its so funny if you put youtube's new snow effect on :D
ApertureAsshole 2 months ago 23
@ApertureAsshole "new snow effect" ???? Wow you're fucking STUPID. ITS CALLED CHRISTMAS!! AHAHAHAAH MORON!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
matthmatthmatth 1 week ago
@matthmatthmatth ....
*facepalm*
TheRandyChimp 1 week ago
@TheRandyChimp LOL YOURE SOOO STUPID YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM REFERRING TO!!! AHAAHAHAHAHHA!! ONCE AGAIN I PWN OWN AND DOMINATE YOU, FOR I AM THE MASTER OF YOUTUBE!!!
REST ASSURED, RANDYTHECHIMPFUCKER, YOU CAN RESPOND UNTIL YOURE BLUE IN THE EXPOSED ASS OF YOUR SPECIES, AND I WILL STILL RESPOND AND PWN OWN AND DOMINATE YOU ONCE AGAIN!!!
ITS SOOOO EASY, FUN AND FREE!! MOST OF ALL!! FREE!!! TO PWN FUCKTARDS LIKE YOU EVERY OCCASION POSSIBLE!! SO KEEP IT COMING PAL! FREE ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME!
matthmatthmatth 1 week ago
@matthmatthmatth Okay
TheRandyChimp 1 week ago
@matthmatthmatth Okay
ApertureAsshole 4 days ago
@matthmatthmatth What in the fucking hell are you talking about? Jesus Christ. I think someone forgot to tell your mother that Ritalin doesn't fix retardation.
itsalloverforyou12 4 days ago
@itsalloverforyou12 LOL Looks like you're confused again. A common thing for people who are highly autistic, as I am sure you already know from being told by the doctors and your mother.
Tell me, do you like it more when your dad gently rims your asshole while you sleep? Or while your mom sucks on your small, infantile penis as you release another BM into your sisters mouth???
matthmatthmatth 2 days ago
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DAMN YOU SNO...!
Lostzilla847 2 months ago
DAMN YOU HO'S!!!!
EmericanGangstarr 2 months ago
DAMN YOU SNO...!
ch4rl1e97 2 months ago
Looks like the TV stations in Arkansas during snow
tvfan103 2 months ago
My reaction to halloween being cancelled because of the storm in ct
Getlucky12341 2 months ago
Fuck rain
shizlnit 2 months ago
This was me last Winter.
TheJboy88 2 months ago
DAMN YOU 0:15
deadlizard64 2 months ago
DAMN YOU ARROW IN THE KNEE!
smokeeeeeeeee 2 months ago
@smokeeeeeeeee nope. shit joke is shit. I bet you don't even know where it comes from.
CowHoofOnAHotPlate 2 months ago
@CowHoofOnAHotPlate God?
smokeeeeeeeee 2 months ago
@smokeeeeeeeee yeah... damn how did you guess that?
CowHoofOnAHotPlate 2 months ago
@CowHoofOnAHotPlate I certainly don't, but I wish it would go back there.
Angdharagh 2 months ago
DAMN YOU SNO!
DimensionsofChange 3 months ago
Damn you, Snowdancer
Amnamnimnus 3 months ago
DAMN YOU SNOOOO-
DoctorCapitalist 3 months ago
how_england_handles_snow.avi
GamerUntouch 3 months ago
Thats literally the news in the uk from october to february last year
Lauranna 3 months ago
everyday in Canada during winter "DAMN YOU SNOW!!"
meilin4444 3 months ago
Snow? That's a paddlin
IndianaJ0e 3 months ago 3
What's with Canada and Russia? This is a parody on sensationalism in wacky American news shows.
grisflyt 3 months ago 3
I love Southern California. Here we yell SCREW YOU SNOW!
Dorkus89Malorkus 3 months ago
Canadian and Russian weather forcasts in a nutshell
drnachos 3 months ago
@drnachos Canadian and proud trololol
C0wC0oki3 3 months ago
Maybe YouTube is run by Candleja
Imadjinn 3 months ago
The news in California, lol
grendelee 3 months ago
THis is how I felt last winter cuz my state got POUNDED by snow like every week last winter
xLipsOfDeceit7x 3 months ago
DAMN YOU SNO-
rpawson 3 months ago 14
0:13 every parent's reaction whenever the schools are shut by a snow day
Kerriangel 3 months ago
old simpsons rules, it was just pure genius.
JumpingBalrog 3 months ago
Reminds me of hurricane Irene during summer.
clawbytes 3 months ago 2
Canadas worse
FSXflyer12 3 months ago
I think the anchorman wants people to die from the snowstorm.
joeywomer 3 months ago
Wish people would properly edit videos before posting them online. It isn't difficult.
RichSouthby 3 months ago
WHY ARE THE TOP 2 COMMENTS THE SAME????????
LEVIticusPHENOM 3 months ago
is that wat every country that invades Russia screams?
Mariners005 3 months ago 329
@Mariners005 why of course XD boneapart screamed that in french
vampirichild 3 months ago 2
@Mariners005 Napoleon: OMG DAMN YOU SNOW!!!
jccarbunkle 3 months ago 2
@Mariners005 LOL! Nice one. Wonder if the Nazis said DAMN YOU SNOW!
PhoenixAngel429 3 months ago
@Mariners005 i'd assume not, the chinese/mongo/jap are conditioned to it.
u mad ?
Crazybenjiwoo 1 month ago
@Crazybenjiwoo why would I be one we never had a war with. second we never got completely invaded and held out until we pushed them out. the last one europe screwed us over, but we got more than enough payback in WW2....since technically were still at war were still winning ^_^
Mariners005 1 month ago
@Crazybenjiwoo Why Japan? The only people conditioned to it would be people living in the North, and practically the whole population lives in the South.
ambiguousrocket 1 month ago
@ambiguousrocket japan is all mountains, Whats normally on the top of mountains ?
Crazybenjiwoo 1 month ago
@Crazybenjiwoo Please tell me you're just fucking with me.
ambiguousrocket 1 month ago
@Crazybenjiwoo And people in Japan (at least most) don't live on top of mountains. There situated mostly in the valley areas since it's much easier to live in valleys than on mountains.
ambiguousrocket 1 month ago
@Mariners005 try Germany
crimsonhalo545 3 weeks ago
@crimsonhalo545 what about them....they lost cause of the snow
Mariners005 3 weeks ago
@Mariners005 ...exactly.
crimsonhalo545 3 weeks ago
@crimsonhalo545 sigh......smh
Mariners005 3 weeks ago
@Mariners005 And Canada
TheRyanshort 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
is simpsons a show
SOULJABOYGWENSTEPHAN 3 months ago
@SOULJABOYGWENSTEPHAN ... what do you mean? yes, it is a show.
NeoLightElectro 3 months ago 38
@NeoLightElectro saw it on the internet was wondering what the deal was, thankx, usually don't watch anything
SOULJABOYGWENSTEPHAN 3 months ago
@SOULJABOYGWENSTEPHAN ah. ok
NeoLightElectro 3 months ago
@SOULJABOYGWENSTEPHAN ur a fucking idiot.
nikezooms 2 months ago
@SOULJABOYGWENSTEPHAN No shit, you stupid fucking idiot.
MrGetSnipped 1 month ago
what a horrible death count!
haloninjanate 3 months ago
its wierd how both the top comments are about the same thing
jasonrulezudrool 3 months ago
?_?
snowlilly101 3 months ago
damn nature you scary!
HyP3rxMiTchXx0 3 months ago 3
2012 anyone? XD
peepsbates 3 months ago
How hard is it to test the video you edit before you upload it to youtube?
ihearthilary 3 months ago
@ihearthilary Youtube cuts off the end of the video all the time
Snip3rNife 3 months ago
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He cut out at the end there, it's my firm belief that the snow got to him.
NinteenEightyNothing 3 months ago 9
there is no 0:14
finalfantasyrules222 3 months ago
After an interesting drive home in a snow storm, this video seems really funny for some reason! lol
jlmenter 3 months ago
70% of humans live in the tropical belt, and at least another 10% live in the subtropics, which also don't get snow. It's the last 20-30% that are stupid. Hell, I've only seen snow on vacation, and I have plenty of friends who've never seen it with their own eyes.
mostliberal 3 months ago
@mostliberal stupid because we aren't afraid of snow?
InversionGameStudios 3 months ago
@InversionGameStudios Snow can kill you. Well, its the cold that it comes with. The natural disasters that happen in the tropical belt that can kill you are tsunami and tropical storm, which aren't that common, and are non-existent if you don't live at the beach. You could sleep outside at night without a shirt on, at any time of year, and you'd be fine. You can't say that about other places.
mostliberal 3 months ago
@mostliberal I live in Canada and don't fear the snow. I sleep inside in the winter time, but I was just listening on the radio on my drive home to a guy giving tips on winter camping. There is a lot of snow here, but it's a nice place to live. It would be crazy to leave this place empty just because of winter.
InversionGameStudios 3 months ago
@mostliberal if you're THAT afraid that snow/cold will you... lol. Just LOL
Ajapam34 3 months ago
@Ajapam34 Only the old and the sick die of heatstroke in countries where its hot, and the people got used to it. That's not the case with cold. With cold, if you don't have enough protection, and you're out at night in winter, you can freeze to death.
mostliberal 3 months ago
@mostliberal yeah, and common sense keeps you alive. You make it sound as if there's a 50% chance of freezing to death each winter, when in reality it's more like a 0.01% chance if you aren't a total idiot.
Ajapam34 3 months ago
@mostliberal lol, you think they are stupid? What about all those people who are dying of thirst in Africa? You gona tell them they are stupid for living where there is not enough rain, and that the only smart thing to do would be to move to Europe or Asia or something? lmao yeh, they ARE so stupid, and you're so intelligent. Thank God we have you, you just saved millions of lives! Quick! Go tell the president!
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 3 months ago
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 WHY THE HECK IS THERE A POINTLESS WEATHER/GEOGRAPHY ARGUMENT GOING ON?
TechnologyMAN1245 3 months ago
@TechnologyMAN1245 Because youtube is filled with idiots.
Presidentjh 3 months ago
@TechnologyMAN1245
Because the video is... about that? The Simpsons is satire.. It's not just a pointless laugh, which is why there's plenty of reason to take a discussion up, when you see something The Simpsons had made fun of. But okay, you are like 14, I don't expect you to understand that.
Urindunk 3 months ago
@Urindunk I still don't see why you can't just watch the video,laugh,and move on.
TechnologyMAN1245 3 months ago
@TechnologyMAN1245 I still don't see if you're following that logic then you shouldn't have commented on this video.
slkr99 3 months ago
@slkr99 Um,dude,considering the fact I wasn't replying to YOUR comment,you can't really say that "you still don't see" because you weren't part of the argument.
I think someone should comment on the video if the have something funny to say or have a question or answer.(Or I guess to try and stop an argument)
TechnologyMAN1245 3 months ago
@TechnologyMAN1245 Well then i'm stopping your banter good day, sir.
slkr99 3 months ago
@slkr99 alright,BYE!!
TechnologyMAN1245 3 months ago
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@TechnologyMAN1245 I said good day!!
slkr99 3 months ago
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those old simpsons are fucken grate seriously check out my channel if you got time
badjoker187 3 months ago
lousy smarch weather!
grandtheftauto5588 3 months ago
@grandtheftauto5588 Do not touch Willie. Good advice!
ShadowkeeperTei 3 months ago
The snow got him at the end.
glitchedgamer 3 months ago
@glitchedgamer R.I.P. :(
DaltonMan321 3 months ago
It's like the swine flu.
XXGDUBSXX 3 months ago
Simpson's videos always have the best Ratio of likes to dislikes
superang11 3 months ago
240p we meet again
ahmedmslh 3 months ago
DAMN YOU SNO--
Wait, that still works...
NightShade1218 3 months ago
cutting the video off in the middle of sno....thats a paddlin
player93ify 3 months ago
episode and season?
BatmanNumber94534Fan 3 months ago
@BatmanNumber94534Fan
season 6 "Lisa on Ice"
ph51 3 months ago
DAMN YOU SNO-
BlackHairedGoon 3 months ago
DAMN YOU SN......
cantoncountryboy911 3 months ago
XD
This would get me to watch the weather channel. XD
PhoenixAngel429 3 months ago
Americans call it "snowmaggedon"
Canadians call it a "light dusting"
NASCAR4ever11 3 months ago
@NASCAR4ever11 Depends on where in the US XD... I'm from Michigan so we get hammered in the winter.
KyleJPie10 3 months ago
That's what americans say when they go into Canada.
KevlarNinja 3 months ago
damn you sn--
metroidfannumber1 3 months ago
i agree, damn you snow, damn you to hell.
AceofDiamonds0 3 months ago
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komkast22 3 months ago
cincinnatti when it rains
masterofthecontinuum 4 months ago
In soviet russia, paddles are for rowboats.
Notyouraveragename 4 months ago 2
I love prior to this when Kent says, 'There's been an explosion!...in the price of lumber'
CommieCotch 4 months ago
what episode is this?
TAG037 4 months ago
Vegeta what does the scouter say about the killer storm death count
Well Kent the death count is zero but it is ready to shoot right up
Patros2006 4 months ago
daaaaaaamn youuuu youtube upload system that cuts off every single fucking video ever uploooooadeeeeee--
underlinedbluetext 4 months ago
DAMN YOU SN--
TheTaco5645 4 months ago 64
DAAAAMN YOUUUU SNNNO ... ...
ordealbyfire 4 months ago 53
DAMN YOU SNC-
C = incomplete O
AlexGRFan97 4 months ago
damn you sno
4876531 4 months ago
DAMN YOU SNOW
gottmospahedengubbar 4 months ago
how bbc reacts to snow
dalektaliban 4 months ago
Everyone from Winnipeg, MB says this annually to the first billion snowflakes at the "Winnipeg Cursing that F@#$ing snow festival"
PuppetierMaster 4 months ago 2
Pennsylvania today in a nutshell
diner59 4 months ago 2
I wish people would cut it out with the paddlin comments. It's been done to hell and back people, come up with something original (anything, anything at all) or just don't post.
DWSimmy 4 months ago
President Reagan DYES...... his hair
stewardo 4 months ago
This video = news coverage for 1 inch of snow each December in the UK
AngelCakeEnterprises 4 months ago
Where's Mr Plow when you need 'em anymore...
leighanger04 4 months ago
the forecast call for a 75 percent chance oh hilarity!
birdman4birdlegs 4 months ago
I'm showing this to my mom!
Nevetsboy2 4 months ago
whats channel 6?
drunkglitch 4 months ago
Canada in a nutshell...Well alberta anyway.
Smashingpain 4 months ago
Damn you Sno
yoshi6300 4 months ago
fox news?
dohboy200 4 months ago
Having a death toll of 0? That's a Paddlin'
MLister97 4 months ago
The Simpsons should spend less time in Kentucky and more time in Minnesota. Then they're have something to bitch about.
TheSonicGod 4 months ago
FAKE!!
macwillard 4 months ago
@macwillard No shit you retard it's a cartoon!
PJSkins26 4 months ago
@PJSkins26 FAKE!!
macwillard 4 months ago
What season?
Chex2331 4 months ago
@MykeMetyll
No it should be more like, "DAMN YOU PADDLIN`!"
BurritoLover96 4 months ago
kent brockman would of made a great Fox News anchor
ivangrozny27 4 months ago 2
No paddlin' joke?
That's a paddlin'...
CrnicIndustries 4 months ago
@CrnicIndustries
Fuck paddlin'.
MykeMetyll 4 months ago
Great Britain's response every time there's a teensy bit of snow >.>
7Wolfie17 4 months ago 191
@7Wolfie17 You're not kidding; I never want to see another gritting depot ever again.
sean9234 4 months ago
@7Wolfie17 or New York City or LA, or Florida during Hurricane season
Damn Bastards
BrandonDerive1985 4 months ago
@7Wolfie17 Very true.
Jessica616ify 4 months ago
@7Wolfie17 Fuck you.
Robotnik64ROBLOXTV 3 months ago
@7Wolfie17 Im british and i find this funny
DBXguy 3 months ago
@7Wolfie17
Great-britain reacts like this when the snow reached your ankle.
My school still didnt close untill it got half way up your leg :\
Incathelizard 3 months ago
@Incathelizard
Haha I'm from Canada and that wouldn't even do it for us.
chris110012 3 months ago
@7Wolfie17
*ahem* England I think you mean.
MetalSamehada 3 months ago
@MetalSamehada Bitch please! Ireland, Scotland and Wales make just as much of a fuss about it, especially Ireland
headthemeatgrinder 3 months ago
@7Wolfie17 my reaction to Winter cuz my school is on the DAMN main road, DAMN YOU ROA...
waltdisney19282008 3 months ago