Exploding Cyst Shot

[Mindraker1]

Lol, bad news dude.

[352227]

0:22 It has begun. . .

[miket1m]

"Thats bad news dude"

[mynameisroberta]

"Thats bad news dude" lmfao

[k2l007]

:28, KAMEHAMEHAAAA!

[glasforex]

why after i watch this my mouth is full of saliva ?

[TheROLLINGPIX]

good one, watch mine!

[TLEJRE77]

that is a boil not a cyst

[fallomoko]

Fact of the day: Don't point cysts at expensive furniture! :D

[AngelsDevil509]

Is it just me or was the background music ironic for the video, it started in at the perfect time! And holy fuck the slo-mo was absolutely necessary!!!!!

[Achevoiwatty]

Couch for sale. No love stains! (... not exactly)

[bensikora3434]

I'm typing this with one hand ;) hahahahahaha

[partymad1986]

WAS THE SLOW MOTION NECESARY???????

[noondayup]

@partymad1986 are you kidding...the slow mo was amazing haha.

[mothereruption65]

OOooo, not on the dark sofa!

[lLovechu211]

THANK YOU FOR WEARING GLOVES!!!

[unholsteredmedia]

Looks like santorum.

[cookiebuddies]

I find this extremely easy to masturbate to.

[taffy2003]

@cookiebuddies Me too!

[ptboy18]

If couches could talk...no no no...scream.

[ROFLMONGER90]

ok who jizzed on the couch?......

....Mark

[TheElephant79]

Some Face to FAce to it. Nice.

[kotzbombe]

YES!! I love this!!!

[PrankZabba]

salad dressing

[ezmoneydogg]

Guy 1- dude where'd it go

Guy 2- on the couch n shit lol this is nasty duo

[shano197]

fukin eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww­w

[XxLeyanxX1]

The poor couch must be crying xD

[notanfningain]

he needs to change his diet

[KennediSimone]

it shot out like a gun.

[pittman1234554321]

u 2 sound like beavis and butthead



[fuzzypocky]

It looked like when he brought his hand up that he was licking it off his fingers. sexy shit.

[alfro0925]

Correction lmao @purplebears14

[alfro0925]

Lol @purplebeast14

[mssarahhowell]

lmfao 

[SheddHeadz]

haha whats good tim and ant

[fresnochaboi]

awww there it is!! lmfao wipe it foo!

[farmerdavedaviestips]

27 seconds

[aquaagu2]

go web go!

[bheinatz1]

YEAH!

[xEPiCmate]

ive got that same couch, but without the puss and shit

[danceLIKraWr]

I think I hear the oxi clean man in the background! R.I.P Billy Maze

[TheGemini610]

"DUDE, THER'S SKEET ON YOUR COUCH."

"NAW BRO, IT'S JUST KYLE'S KNEE PUS"

OH OKAY KEWL BRO

[farmerdavedaviestips]

omg dude class

[SURRIE27]

That was shit hot mate x

[HagerTX]

sounds like a deleted scene from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".

[coralcay222]

i had one of those underneath my toe. it hurt like a mother.

[luckyfreakingduck7]

0:27 and boom goes the dynamite

[JoshRA]

skeet skeet skeet

[XXCreed]

I deem this video worth Guile's theme

[SchwarzeneggerAKAgod]

whos filming? Zack Morris?

[mourisvids]

nice

[same9554564]

0:41 thats what she said

[talbot312]

Go Web!!

[TheJoell123]

As gross as that was he's hot! Haha

[Mordeci819]

If you pause it at 0:29 at JUST the right moment, you get a "awesome" look at that shit shooting out...

[iranoutofgoodnames]

But a straw in it and suck away

[IdIoTFriENnDsPrO]

@iranoutofgoodnames HAHAHA GOOD ONE



[bonitamami055]

thats a boil 

[milnky]

The couch got the money shot!

[sharpshooter5353]

When he was all done he licked the gloves

[elijahking100]

Dont look at the vid just listen sounds like a porno

[AmmarRafalli]

@elijahking100 hahaha

[markmannen94]

hahaha OH there it is :D

[Staciegwen]

that was awesome

[serinareneemedrano12]

owwww damn .....

[PopTart1746]

Yea that is def staph infection.

[cwn1207]

It is not a cyst anyway, it is a staph infection

[58lancers]

keep pressing " 7" for a cumshot

[SUPERDR1VE]

ಠ_ಠ

[RAZZAONE1]

haha DUDEEEE

[lilcouncil]

"On da couch and shit" lol

[dakotalincoln]

volcano

[spiderthefighter]

thats the money shot

[SuperTito1414]

if u keep pressing 7 it looks like sperm

[TiaraSunshine]

Dude where did it go?

On the couch and shit !

lol

[EverFor12]

Why is the tv always on during these zit popping videos?

[Lydirius]

DUDE!!! I bet that felt great to get that shit outa there!

[fratto009]

cum in the air....

[BrawnlerHacks]

Now thats how to squeeze

[Krokko917]

BOOM LEGSHOT!!

[ThePakenshet]

Ah! It Spits Sperm! 

[laraaiam55]

do you want sexy skin? the american institute of advanced medicine can eradicate your skin diseases improving your sex appeal.

[w77eed]

ejaculation

[deeprockerluis]

delicious!

[ChubbiestBug]

Where'd it go?!?!

[TheAkashdeepJabandar]

Here's a tip: press "5" (or "7" for slow-mo).

[itsmegp46]

Where'd it go?!?  On the couch n shit! lol

[Elle7491]

I hope they cleaned that up -_-

[tallblonde1976]

that was the BEST squirt I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!

[hahadaamn]

take a shower. GROSS.

[chrissy4df]

Why does everyone wear gloves??

[varpppisss]

CUMSHOT!

[giantsammich]

Good timing with the music.

[ruwiki]

mine was on the same pos but bigger and had to go tot the doctor's although i pressed like nuts

[oldeskoole623]

That was awesome

[TheJameySuede]

the fuck are you two thinking? he has MRSA......I would'nt be in the same building as you doing that.

[VikkiH1993]

@TheJameySuede just because its got pus and blood doesnt make it mrsa. besides, mrsa lives on your skin, even if he has mrsa, your not going to increase your chances of getting an infection by hanging around with him.

plus, he is wearing gloves, saying that tho, its over usage of cleaning techniques thats created mrsa so perhaps we shouldnt be such clean freaks.

[TheJameySuede]

@VikkiH1993 That........is MRSA, not every other video on here with blood and pus is, but that sure looks like it, note the hole. Perhaps we shouldn't be such clean freaks????? (yeah its not like the black plague did any damage)

no problem though you can go into surgery last on the list anytime you like, I'll go first or nothing.

[VikkiH1993]

@TheJameySuede i'm not saying go back to the uncleanliness of the black plague times, im saying that considering over usage of antibiotics and cleaning products CREATED mrsa, perhaps its stupid to keep using them when we don't need them. like using antibacterial gel on hands kills the natural good bacteria on your hands, these good bacteria help to out-compete the bad bacteria such as mrsa on your hands, therefore keeping mrsa colonies low. using the gel puts you at risk of getting mrsa!

[TheJameySuede]

@VikkiH1993 Your forgetting one thing.......(and yes it will wipe up out) Evolution...were fucked either way.

[VikkiH1993]

@TheJameySuede well, i for one, do not ever use antiseptic gel, and i was brought up as a child on a diet of germs tbh. playing in the mud, eating the mud, eating snot, eating everything. and its done me good. i very rarely EVER get ill. therefore, i for one, trust in the fact that considering germs or mrsa or any kind of infection hasnt got me yet, i won't be fucked unlike the people paranoid about touching anything for fear that they will get germs on their hands :)

[TheJameySuede]

@VikkiH1993 Well, like I said your most welcome to go last on the list at any surgery/hospital you wish, be my guest!!!!!!!........You might be better off, but whatever the requirement the germs, viruses and diseases will evolve to get us all.

[VikkiH1993]

@TheJameySuede That's okay, i'll take comfort in the fact that they'll get you first for your ridiculous cleanliness habits :) they can gladly kill me as long as you die first. haha

[TheJameySuede]

@VikkiH1993 hahahahaahahahah me clean??????? hahahaha I shower about 3 times a fortnight. I'm way stronger based on filth.

[VikkiH1993]

@TheJameySuede so if your more unclean than me, why are you scared about being in a place "full of mrsa"

[TheJameySuede]

@VikkiH1993 You NEVER want to get that shit......EVER, I NEVER want to be at risk of it even 0.1% IF I can avoid it

[palomino13]

something about mary status

[mrslayerr1]

just replay 7!!! enjoy hahahah

[HaloFire26]

WOW!! It went far. LOL

[Marmalade000000]

cyst shot!!

[Evilslader420]

That did go far

[iamsofrigginfunny]

Bill and Ted Excellent Adventure Part III?

[InspectorMontelbano1]

@iamsofrigginfunny Good call, that was the best Bill and Ted impersonation I have heard.

[bpage47]

His knee got excited. xD

[29dsk]

looks like my mom =P



[foxxy022]

Looks like my math teacher.. XD

[butterfly153239]

I know I'm not gonna be sitting on that black couch!

[DidSomebodySayMuffin]

omg....Bill And Teds Excellent Cyst Popping?? i think so.

[steffyswim]

hey @tobleronefilms21107 i like the music in the backarond who is it ???

[TDubLogan]

that looks like staph. that aint no fuckin cyst

[AvengedOne23]

fuck, when that shit popped i actually ducked out of the way.

[texingmachine]

tumbs up if your mouth was watering

[themctiggleburger]

@texingmachine thts so fn wierd my mouth was watering

[texingmachine]

@themctiggleburger :) ikr lol

[xLoLz1234]

knee jizz

[102007cowboy]

Who caught themselves trying to move out of the way? LOL

[Corncrops]

Your knee watched some porn

[konkolas17]

like a g6..

[Svikt0]

bad assssss

[soooooo89]

i want one!

[PedroFlamengo8]

 duude, i was eating ..

[heavenmonkey1]

@PedroFlamengo8 if u were eating why did you decide to watch a cyst video?

[PedroFlamengo8]

@heavenmonkey1 i don't know man haha

[KyleNTony]

CUM SHOT!

[stufofme]

people have zits in wierd places these days.

[rminitials]

A-"Wow bro, you came on my couch, seriously?"

B-"Umm... yeaaaaaaaaaaah. That's what happened *cough*"

[XFTW3]

sometimes..i wish i could grow these at will just to pop them!

[casboultone]

whoooah dudddde, that was awesome duuude

[SuperKittycat75]

Pmsl that was so awesome.

[meghewitt]

Love these guys!

[robertomartinoVIIIII]

That looks like what happened when Bear Grylls ate a bug and it exploded

[TrollogyExpert]

he came

[dlite922]

@TrollogyExpert

LOL facial

[dcibak]

LMFAO

[xKawaiiTheodoreMunk]

IT SHAT

[stevimated]

that's what she said...

[fottry55i6]

that's what she said

[ArebearFTW]

Cumshot

[HelenHish]

Coooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!

[mikewarmblood]

I bet that felt better then the finest shit ever taken!!! I remember when I had a pylonidal cyst and when that son of a bitch was lanced I felt like dancing!!!!

[77Devante]

@ballerangel32

Lmbo!!!

[HayleeHalogenX]

0:31-0:38 best lines ever.

[Preppybee]

ew



[hahiown]

lol.

[deuceHOSS]

heh that shot farther than hiz man cream

[tpilot1]

Great, best pop yet, No dick heads screaming just bill and ted in the back ground lol makes the vid even better :)

[KILLERWILSH]

ahh ahh achoooooooooooooo

[nigen]

finally, one that claims to have and explosion of puss and actually has one

[SuperSenshi]

Ugh, that was so gross.

Let's watch it again.

[kaymacish]

none of these puss explosions have ever made me gag, until now. congratulations.

[jawadude93]

That shit's just nastay.

[420ESSC]

whoah dude,..... time for a bong-hit,...

[maliklo]

"OH SHIT, WHERE'D IT GO, ON THE COUCH N SHIT" LOL

[ElvisLover75]

Yes that is STAPH infection!! I just had surgery for the same thing! Very contagious & a very serious infection. See a dr quick!

[Windows7UIRocks]

"loses Lunch"

[Robbob9933]

This will probably be the new money shot in German porn.

[WhaleMilk51]

FUCK SLOW MO. uaaauaua

[levente14]

THERE IT COMES !!!!!!!BOOOM CYSTSHOT!!!

[alexandersocool]

nice money shot

[TheGothbbw]

wow,that must have felt better!

[RealMashira]

I love this loops

[onestepcloser000]

lol i liked the slowmo