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  • I disliked it because of the stereotypical "black" robots. They were as stupid and as pointless as Jar Jar Binks...except also offensive. There was also a few distasteful things in the movie: dog humping dog, robot humping Fox, dangling clanging robot balls.....ew, haha, I can't believe I just wrote that.

  • I gave that movie 1/10.

  • Transformers 1 -Good, not the best movie in the world, but not the worst

    Transformers 2 -Honestly.. I found it better than the first one, and everyone whom hates it is just over reacting

    Transformers 3 -Not as good as the first 2, but still intertaining, and the epic special effects make it even better

  • Transformers 2 hurt. It hurt me right in my cold black heart. I love me some Transformers, but I hated everything else in the movie.

  • Transformers - Good for me

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - I don't see who would call this crap "pure entertainment"

    Transformers: Dark of Moon - Wasnt this one suppose to be "DARK"? F**K Hollywood

  • Why everybody cries so much at transformers 2 being crap. The whole idea of making a life action movie with cars turning to giant robots sucks big time. For me it's like making Tom and Jerry into live action film. I just don't get, what do you love so much about the transformers franchise I couldn't stand even 30 min on the 1st movie.

  • @dobrev1dqd If you don't like humanoid robots transforming into vehicles well.. then that's your prerogative. Kenner/Hasbro recognized that nostalgia never totally fades and they have fans who grew with this franchise, thus they keep'em coming. The movies on the other hand...just leave your brain at the door, it's that simple. I go for the action, I know they're stupid, but I'll still watch. Just like the G1 series it's a big toy commercial, nothing less.

  • @Shin27ecstasy Type in spill.com transformer dark of the moon review and you'll be surprised the reaction to "leave your brain at the door". to me, thats why these movies suck, because theyre done by filmmakers with no brain at all

  • @superhuman295 The problem people have with these movies is that they do leave their brains at the door. Which is why nothing makes sense to them. These movies made perfect sense to me.

  • @SlyTF1 Well now's your chance

  • @SlyTF1 Once you turn your brain on, the story is stupid and implausible, expain why this movie is "good"

  • @superhuman295 I've analyzed every part of each of these movies just to point out the fact that the stories are coherent and make sense. There's symbolism up my ass and it's the closest movie to the cartoons and everyone passes it off as stupid.

  • @SlyTF1 Nice analysis, but I still think that robots behind behind explosions is an inexcusable reason why we spent no time with the cool autobots and had to waste time with the two jar jar binks robots and dumb cartoon 1, i also think explosions are cool but there was no creativity with the action because it was JUST explosions with good fights far a few between. And them not knowing about the shard is not a excuse how stupid the characters are. They should know about that shard

  • @SlyTF1 So you think Shockwave, Ironhide, ect got good screen time? do you even know who they are? and the matrix turned to dust when sam touched, but it didnt when the fallen had it...why?

  • @superhuman295 Maybe not Shockwave (who wasn't even in ROTF), but Ironhide got his screen time in the first movie. Because it didn't need to.

  • @SlyTF1 lol yeah that was my bad, but RC, who's new, died already. i mean wtf?

  • @SlyTF1 and i think regardless, the robots are the main attraction and are haredly there

  • transformers movie franchise sucks horribly it should never have gone live action

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  • I know that this is off topic, but you have really great hair. Just sayin...

  • TF1-nice hpe make another one

    TF2-What is this? A joke?!

    TF3- Thanks you brought a little bit back.

  • Seriously, you complain about a movie? find some pills and have a crazy movie in your fucking mind jackass. Perhaps some people think the movie were fine, nbot all movies have to give you the crazy fan feeling. GET A LIFE!

  • @engeneFTW Its called criticism.

    If the the case that you should not give an opinion, then why is there voting? why are there ratings boards?

    Its his opinion, you just gave him a view by coming too this video, he wins, you lose.

  • I still love this movie. I watched it the other day and still loved it. I don't see what's wrong with it besides the fact that it tried too hard to be funny.

  • @SlyTF1 Crappy humor, objective take where women are suppose to be hot, black stereotypes, hardly any Optimus, Skids, Ironhide, Ratchet, RC, because they are in the background, JUST explosions, stupid-ass storyline that was written in 3 days, 3 stupid days, too long, Shia Lebouf got worse, and testicles on the best decepticon in history. If you liked all this then this movie is for you

  • @superhuman295 Ok, the humor was crappy, there where no black stereotypes. Just because an ALIEN ROBOT had a gold tooth doesn't automatically make him black.

  • @SlyTF1 explain the slang that black people use instered in ALIEN ROBOTS

  • @superhuman295 And explain to me why and how the story was stupid. People always say that but no one can ever back it up with evidence.

  • @SlyTF1 why the hell would the government try to coverup GIANT ROBOTS destroying a city in california and in japan? why are the humans wasting their time looking for a big key to revive optimus prime when they can use the shard that they JUST used on Jetfire that was in megan fox's purse THE WHOLE TIME. The Matrix must be earned or it will turn to dust, WHY CAN THE FALLEN USE IT WHEN IT WAS HIDDEN FROM HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. Why were all the best robots in the background?

  • @superhuman295 The same reason the government tries to cover everything up. Because they didn't even know the shard could bring Optimus back to life, even if they did, he was on the other side of the world. Just because Sam earned it doesn't mean someone can't steal it. And the best robots got a fair amount of screen time IMO.

  • @SlyTF1 Why cant bumble bee talk still after he JUST talked in the last one? Why is this final act all explosions? Why is it that all the autobots were together to save sam from Megatron, but them you see just Bumble and Optimus appear, but when Optimus dies, THATS when the other autobots show up JUST so they can run away again? What was that Peurto Rican guy in this movie for? Why do all women have to be hot? Why's the human so horrible? Why was that final fight so short

  • @superhuman295 Sam said Bumblebee was doing it for attention. Why shouldn't it be explosions? Because all the other Autobots where behind them. Probably to have some character go through character development or some shit. Why does that even matter? What human? Because Bay didn't have time to finish it. It didn't really need to be any longer. Have you seen Ironman 2? The fight against the main bad guy was like 10 seconds long...

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  • @SlyTF1 Iron man 2 wasnt excessive and immature. And BumbleBee's lack of speach for the sake of attention doesnt even make sense. There's no reason except lazy writing. Im not asking for character development as much i want a reason to care about why they are in this situation

  • @SlyTF1 Why is it that only a Prime can defeat the Fallen? Because after Megatron killed Optimus, does that mean Megatron's a prime too? What was Megan Fox's role in this movie? Why does John Toturro take off his pants so we can see his hairy nasty ass? Why does this movie stretch for 2.5 hours?

  • @superhuman295 Just because only a Prime can defeat The Fallen doesn't mean only a Prime can defeat a Prime. He was one of the original 13, which means he's more powerful than the others. Who cares? You may have a point there... Because I like long movies...

  • @SlyTF1 What about Megatron? Is he a prime? Its never explained why a Prime can defeat the fallen. Not even you can explain why. Might as well call Megatron Megatron Prime. And the reason why i care is because im not stupid like the movie suggest i am

  • @SlyTF1 What was the point of giant testicles slapped on Devastator?Who had no part? Why the soldiers always taking down the decpticons? Why are they in the movie more than the robots? That question pisses me off the most

  • @superhuman295 Because Bay thought it was funny. Because they where the only ones there. Because adding robots costs MONEY. The producers worked with what they had and the robots where in the movie way more than in the first movie, where they show up like 20 minutes before the movie ended. Now THAT pissed me off.

  • @SlyTF1 If your not gonna put forth the money to put autobots and decipticons on screen, dont do it. Give it to someone who actually likes the transformers series

  • Beat Battle:LA? LOL

  • number one was the best by a long shot

  • .50 seconds lol!

  • I liked the entire trilogy.

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  • i like fishing for ice 

  • Please review Black Hawk Down.

  • what was wrong with transformers 2? i thought it was preety good

  • @harleymartynec well the black stereotypes,1:35 action scene at the end no plot stupid dialouge= bad movie

  • i would raver watch it than megamind or some of that shit

  • I actually dont agree with u Jeremy or even Bay and Shia on that TF2 sucked,i really like it as i like all 3 of TF movies,its very good and entertaining..i cant imagine how TF2 is the reason u decided to make movie reviews jus bec u hated it that much..thats so unfair in my opinion,other than that i like ur reviews they r funny and cool

  • I think soon he will say that Transformers 3 sucked ass. "Just maybe" (No offense fans i didnt like it)

  • About Transformer 3, this may sound gay, but you can't run from 20 foot robots in high heels...and if a Transformer is in a room with you...he's not gonna "look" for you - he'll just blast the room and what did they deflect a bullet the the size of their heads with. uuugh, and an intergalactic battle pod can't zap sky diving Marines? 

  • Let's see if TF 3 got what you asked Jeremy.

    1. Sweet Hardcore Robot action? CHECK

    2. Minimize the Annoying parents? WAY less scenes of them as a whole and never seen again after the second half. CHECK

    3. John Turturro? Well he's back, but he's not IN the action. he's stick in a wheelchair now. So...Somewhat CHECK.

    4. Too late for a good actress? Hey at least she worked out better than Megan. CHECK

    5. Prime, Military action and armageddon? Check, Check MEGA CHECK!

    and there you go.

  • @TheDarkNeonHero

    You obviously don't know jack shit about Transformers.

    Flaws of the movie.

    1. Optimus, Megatron, Shockwave, and soundwave were all bitches. Shockwave megaton and soundwave died like pussies.

    2. That actress was busted looking and annoying.

    3. 2 and a half hour movie. way too long.

    4. Not enough character development.

    5. Too much human character development.

    6. LaserBeak Doesn't talk he's soundwave's minion/pet

    7. Shockwave had no character development. See # 5

  • watch how they made on disc two special feture 2-disc dvd,then youll know

  • LOL fishing for ice

  • joker sucks;

  • Bay says 2 sucked cuz of the writer

    3 has the same writer as 2

    LOGIC

  • Transformer 1 - Win

    Transformers 2 - WTF? FAIL

    Transformers 3 - Okay

  • @118Voyager tf3 is the worst movie ever. tf2 was better

  • @zombislayerpwnsnoobs Your opinion, not mine. I honestly don't care.

  • @118Voyager the first one was crap

  • Transformers 3 was actually really awesome.

  • Lkied the first one, hated the second one, didn't see the third one.

    Is it good?

  • @Hootshot112 the third one was better than the second but not near the first one !

  • @Hootshot112 no it was worst

  • @Hootshot112 actually the third one was the best one.

  • @Hootshot112 worse, 3rd one was worse

  • the first transformers movie was okay, the last two sucked ass

  • They gradually get worse...

    Tansformers 1-AWESOME

    2-eh, still some cool stuff

    3-wtf man....wtf

  • Best Was 3rd - Worst Was 2nd

  • I really didnt like the third one.

  • fishing for ice???? it's called ice fishing XD

  • FINALLY MICHAEL BAY SEES THE TRUTH!! TRANSFORMERS 2 WAS HORRIBLE

  • unfortunatley, he's not admitting anyhting if he blames it on the writers strike.

  • I loved it!

    Bay and labeouf SUCK!

  • The First One was barley tolerable... the 2nd one was just awful, and the 3rd one was better than 2, but not good as 1

  • She was better than Meghan Fox IMO

  • The Transformers series, according to me:

    1.Good, got me interested in the franchise.

    2. Bad for sure, but G. I. Joe was worse.

    3. I liked it, but I wouldn't call it good.

    All in all: Pretty much the only live-action adaption to a cartoon series that might be worth watching.

  • @FlyingFocs i think gi joe was better than the last 2 transformers movies

  • Since the 3rd is out, this is actually really funny.

  • There are worse movies than transformers 2. Far worse.

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman Transformers 3 is no exception!

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman Manos for example.

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman Transmorphers?

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman Twilight.

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman no, there is not.

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman Agreed. and they amde a show showcasing ALL of them as possible. Look up Mystery Science Theater 3000. So compared to all those flicks to Revenge of Fallen...you may as well say that TF 2 is awesometacular compared to them.

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman batman and robin, twilight... 

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman ya and its not even bad at all,its great

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman But it dose not mean that Transformers 2 is good

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman Like transformers 3.

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman batman & robin, worst ever

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman I can only think of Highlander the Source and the twilight saga

  • @CFrostyTheSnowman Twilight. Enough said.

  • The first was great. I liked the second one better.

  • Michael Bay of Crap

  • ha transformers 3 sucked as well of course.

  • Am I the only one who ACTUALLY LIKED IT?!?!?!?!

  • @TFDude101 Probably

  • @evildestr231 Oh well. At least you weren't like a troll who's all like "DUURRR, YER MENTALLY ILL 'CUZH YOU LIKE SHOMETHING I DUN'T. DUUHHRRR."

  • @TFDude101 No

  • @sonicobsessed2 I don't see what's so bad about it. And by the way, he didn't say it sucked. He said it "wasn't as good as the first."

  • @TFDude101 I know cuz I liked Transformers 2

  • @TFDude101 no ur not the only one,i love all three TF

  • but are'nt you john tuturro

  • Although he admited that Transformers 2 was crap that didn't saved him. Transformers 3 was a big load of shit too

  • Wow i actually liked ROTF it was pretty sweet and funny

  • @Jmuny89boi i agree tottally,i love it

  • Well, I liked it!

  • 1:46 EAT YOUR WORDS JEREMY

  • Battle: LA raped transformers 2... and 1

  • @coreybelair the only Battle LA raped was my intelligence.

  • @RaynMu well clearly something raped your intelligence, because that sentence did not make sense.

    you might be missing a word or two in there..

  • @coreybelair and it hurt. ;(

  • F**k all the transformers movies they suck ass they where all f**king terrible

  • @AmericanFromSweden 1st and the 3rd was awesome only the 2nd sucked and dun say all as u are the fucking terrible movie viewer~

  • @AmericanFromSweden 1st was good, 2nd sucked bad, 3rd was awesome.

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  • Wow ppl are fuckin blind

  • so surprised im not the only one that hated that movie. i fell asleep half way through... a damn good sleep too

  • The entire Transformers trilogy fucking sucked ass!!!

  • transformers 3 was horrible, transformers 2 was ok but nowhere near as good as the 1st one

  • transformers 2 was weak... i remember walkin out of theater wonderin why i wasn't satisfied while the rest of my relatives were talkin bout how cool it was ...it was gay

  • transformers 2 was good yoy are dumb

  • Battle Los ANgeles was NUTS haha

  • Haha and everything you said wouldnt happen happened

  • and the 3rd one was even worse

  • i wonder if he re watched this video after making the review for the 3rd one

  • @MrUdontknowmeatall I wasn't talking about the walking stereotypes I was talking about the little stupid metal robot's running around wasting alot of screen time.Anyway's you should really lighten up,I never kussed at you in my comment's,but if you wanna get all crude that show's what overly dramatic bullshit film's like Transformer's 1 can do on peoples psychy.Plus you say I'm the Dick.And I'm F!ckin retarded,no I was just saying my peace.And I won't stoop to you'r level.Goodbye.

  • @MrUdontknowmeatall Shylla buff hitting on a girl,and failing,with stupid mini robot's,and absolutely no humor,does not a good movie make,summer action flick's don't have to be ultra serious,and boring.With VERY weak action.Boring does not equal good,and the story in the first one wasn't deep either,it was originally a cartoon for crying out loud.I'm not expecting something really deep.The fact that you think the first one was deeper is pretty funny!

  • @MrUdontknowmeatall Yeah,that one little fight scene at the end where Optimus pretty much get's his ass handed to him was so not gradifying.There was WAY less action in the first one.But plenty of boredom,That spell's boring crap to me,I think those little robot's sucked too! And there was like no comedy,snorefest.

  • Where can I find that review? I looked all over your channel.

  • @ShredderJr87 He had an old account called Movieman191 (Not sure of the numbers) where he has a load of reviews for 2009 movies, look at the 100th episode rating system video and he puts it up there

  • @CanadianDeer k thanks.

  • @95200Naruto I just seen the 3rd one. I dont want spoil too much, Except that the acting was HORRIBLE! the plot was HORRIBLE, But the action was FUCKING AWESOME!¬!!!!!!GH!YIG!!HN ...... that is all :)

  • Transformers 1 - Pretty Good Bay

    Transformers 2 - Don't try to mix funny and action at the same time

    Transformers 3 - O_O IM GONNA SEE IT IF IT KILLS ME!!!

  • Transformer's 2 Ruled! Transformer's 1 sucked! It was boring crap! If you ever want to know what not to watch just watch this reviewer.

  • ...um...you look alot like John Turturro!!

  • Battle LA sucked!

  • I actually loved transformers 2

  • well his quote was "Transformers 2 did deserve some of the negitive comments it got" not the exact quote but its close

  • the only part i liked was when optimus fought and died i was like O_O no fukin way then it got gay

  • I do aprechiate that :)

  • even though I am fully aware of how transformers 2 was a bad movie, I still liked it simply for the fact that I liked the action and the effects. also, I've seen worse plots in movies like wing commander, battlefeild earth and son of the mask. and yes there are other movies out there that I think are worse than transformers 2 but I don' remember what they are, and I'm happy that I don't

  • I wouldn't look down on the new love intrest just yet simply because she never acted before. cameron diaz was a model and never acted before the mask and look where she is now

  •  I actually loved Transformers 2... Loved loved loved it..

  • @wataki2 agree

  • what was his old channel called?

  • Fishing for ice...

  • Michael is the worst Director ever..

  • @11033066099 Honestly, I think the Stephen Sommers did a worse job with G.I. Joe.

  • Transformers was pretty good. 8/10

    Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen was not as bad as everybody says, it was okay. 5/10

    Transformer 3: Dark of the Moon... HOLY CRAP THAT IS GOING TO BE FRICKEN' BADASS!.

  • @TheAdam1995 you're gona love the movie for explosions like the others lol

  • @11033066099 No, i'm gonna try to make sure the script is a big improvement over the last two films. Okay, granted, i do love some movies just for explosions like The A-Team and Die Hard but that's what makes most action movies so entertaining. I hope you can understand the way i love films. PS. I do give a shit about the scripts... OKAY?!.

  • @TheAdam1995 dont get your hopes up

  • The first fim was OK but COME ON!

    SOME U REALLY THINK Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen GOOD?

    EVERYONE WHO I WENT TO THE CINMERA HATED IT?

    OMG even FUCKING Michael bay admit it was a EPIC FAIL!

    The only thimg people came to see was Megan Fox and he forest fight.

  • Transformers 3 > Battle LA.

  • @ninetyonepictures Battle LA kicks ANY of the Transformers movies asses

  • @11033066099 Not the first Transformers. Transformers 1 rapes and shits on battle LA

  • thank u and shut it fan boys its fucking shit and the 3rd will be to

  • why michael bay's transformers sucked:

    starscream is ugly, skyfire is ugly, the constructicons are ugly AND weak, and they killed ravage...seriously he made the coolest autobots/decepticons ugly as hell

  • The first film sucked because we didnt see megatron much and jazz died.

    Transformers 2 was well better!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY DID IT SUCK

  • And thus was born one of the greatest talents on youtube. You sir, kickith the ass.

  • remember when micheal bay made the rock.....that movie was the shit.

  • Transformers was a good movie for Megan Fox to get "famous" but her character screwed up her career.LOL.

  • @nameofcrispy this is how to works in hollywood, good looks = bad acting...megan fox and jessica alba are perfect examples :P

  • @nameofcrispy this is out it works in hollywood, good looks = bad acting. megan fox and jessica alba are perfect examples