Now I just got a great new totally original idea for a porn movie, I think! What if somebody smacks a lady with a dick? Like on the ass, the tits, the face? Man, nobody can possibly have thought of this before, I think I'll grow rich now, super-rich!
a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me
Don't read this cause it actually works. U will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when your done, press f6 and your lovers name will appear on screen in big letters this is so scary cause it actually works!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON
THE NEAEST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW
WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.
NO,YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS
just picture this as your ringtone and u forget to turn ur phone off in class.... the teacher be like well who knows the answer to *backround* blind the bitch blind the bitch fuck her in the eye fuck her in the eye....lmfaooo
@dbzrunescape na its like you on a date with yo girl eatin talking all nice and shit. all of suddent yo fone ring up ~SMACK HER WIT A DICK SMACK HER WIT A DICK AH PUT DICK IN HER EAR PUT A DICK IN HEAR FUCK HER IN THE EYE FUCK HER IN THE EYE BLIND THE BICTH BLIND THE BICTH~ ur girl be like 0.0 honey am are you really gonna do dat to me??? lol
this...is by far...tha shit....i will blast this thru my house as long as its on youtube..i will hook my laptop to my car and blast this thru tha neighborhood wit tha little kids askin their parents 'what does smack her wit a dick mean"
big lol there
CrOocked2031 5 days ago
As long as she's consenting, Whatever...
URNemesis108 3 weeks ago
Now I just got a great new totally original idea for a porn movie, I think! What if somebody smacks a lady with a dick? Like on the ass, the tits, the face? Man, nobody can possibly have thought of this before, I think I'll grow rich now, super-rich!
winterstellar 3 weeks ago
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allthechecks 1 month ago
d-d-dick in her ear
misterdjejay 1 month ago
what kind i say ...the shit is to funny...i can see them nasty female grinding the floor like it a dick
mineurbizness 1 month ago
My facorite part is when he says "Smack her wit a dick"
mohothedestoyer 1 month ago
Who else is hooked on this shit?
leounn 1 month ago 2
@leounn i'm to hooked
bricksquad9012 1 month ago
my girl started dancing, then noticed the words and stopped, then laughed and started to dance again.
jaimstucker3 1 month ago
Blind Uh Bitch
Blind uh bitch
Blind uh bitch
Buh buh buh Blind uh Bitch
CrayolaCrayonTV 1 month ago 3
lol dick in the i ear... jajajajaja funny XD
emichan612 2 months ago
I'm gonna use this song when I gonna slap a girl with mah dick!
ARM16boi 2 months ago
i used to smack her wit a dick then i took an arrow in the knee
TheROWDOG 2 months ago
BLIND THA BITCH!
shambz420 2 months ago 4
SMACK HER WIT A DICK!
mynames420ppl 2 months ago 2
OMG this is hu-larious!!!
GuineaPiggiesGalore 2 months ago
put a dick in her ear fuck her in the eye
ht8051 2 months ago
I used to smack her with my dick, then I took an arrow to the knee.
anotherdogearedpage 2 months ago 4
@anotherdogearedpage I used to take arrows to the knee, then I actually took an arrow to the knee
PrimalNotion1 2 months ago
Is it wrong that I can't stop playing this video....
kalifichtner 3 months ago
this shit is funny lol
TheProdogyful 3 months ago
this is actually amazing
BumStatusRoller 3 months ago in playlist Liked
Everytime we have to go to a computer lab in any of my classes, i play this and turn the monitor off haha
bakesman81 3 months ago
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a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me
itizzwatitizz52456 4 months ago
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10 likes and ill tell my teacher that ill slap her with a dick
axacingdudeJR 4 months ago
Chris Rock let me smack her wit a dick then u can put her dick in her hair
axacingdude 4 months ago
i live this!! lmao
BraylonKush 4 months ago
This song is the only song that let's you pull out your dick and swing it around without it being random.
1Grizr 4 months ago 3
It's fun to smack some woman with your dick.
asnaes 4 months ago
Smack her wit a dick.....SMACK HER WIT A DICK
monster123520 4 months ago
OH MY GOD!!!!! this had me laughing so hard. This is so RANDOM!!!
LagunaLovespell 4 months ago
cock slap
OMAIGAWDpen0rs 4 months ago
fuck her in the eye fuck her in the eye
legoandstuff100 4 months ago
blind the bitch, blind the bitch.
vxtoria 4 months ago 4
16 people got smacked wit a dick
mrfizy 4 months ago 32
@mrfizy 18 people 4 months l8er -_-
toddishere21 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
is it wrong that I like to listen to this song all the time?
elish80 5 months ago in playlist repeat it 73
@elish80 no
ekw16 2 months ago
@elish80 yes
allthechecks 2 weeks ago
wait... this is a real song?!!
cocolahtay 5 months ago
@cocolahtay yep
PrincessSerenity44 4 months ago
@cocolahtay yep
PrincessSerenity44 3 months ago
LHH Dhiss Hellaa Funniiee.!
TheChiina23 5 months ago
LINK IS BROKEN
ThePowerPlumber 5 months ago
Check out Chynah Doll "No sex in the champagne room"
CHYNAHDOLL10 5 months ago
wow lmfao this is funny
rafafoodcenter 5 months ago
What's the backround song called?? I swear I have heard it and can't remember it.
SeychelleK 5 months ago
wtf??? haha
runlikeurmuslim 5 months ago
ringtone please
LPXDproductions 5 months ago
chris always ROCKKK !!!
justinjensenbin 5 months ago
BLIND THE BITCH, WACK HER IN THE EYE!
the2dlover4ever1 5 months ago 2
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahah.. omg haha, this is all i sing in class(:
WintersBestFriend 5 months ago
LOOOL this so tight
Kim688954 5 months ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Kim688954 5 months ago
he aint taklin bout me smhwad
DJEZDick420 5 months ago in playlist Liked
Don't read this cause it actually works. U will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when your done, press f6 and your lovers name will appear on screen in big letters this is so scary cause it actually works!
trd3699 5 months ago
@trd3699 "Don't read this"
stopped reading.
Retarded spam.
mgman640 5 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON
THE NEAEST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW
WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.
NO,YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS
ernst2011 6 months ago
LMAO no comment. God, Chris Rock is a trip.
SteelerBrown69 6 months ago
wth o.o
jopojopo05 6 months ago
i like to smack my dick in melted butter.
TehMikeArts 6 months ago 5
15 people got fucked in they eyes
lolpopz1 6 months ago 3
damn funny!
vierkeervier 6 months ago in playlist nog downloaden
This song is hillarious!
Sephirothxxxxxxxxxxx 6 months ago
im still listing to this song <3
dbzrunescape 6 months ago
I wanted to post earlier, but I couldn't...I couldn't breathe well enough to type, I was laughing so hard!
Seestaar 6 months ago
hahahahahaha BLIND the bitch
0N1K 6 months ago
15 japanese pornstars got fucked in the eye
Javierisnotatryhard 7 months ago 5
@Javierisnotatryhard jajajajajajajajaj
25santii 7 months ago
thys is mi bff rinqetone
undrtakrlovr 7 months ago
my new theme song
cod7beast 7 months ago
cant stop watching this ! hilarious !
freezysworld 7 months ago 2
999 likes
CentralFz 7 months ago
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jaypeeisee 7 months ago
i cant wait till they come out with a music video for this song
jaypeeisee 7 months ago 5
This is my ringtone
ToyStoryLuver14 7 months ago
dis music is HOT. ima play it at church lol :P
traybaby9 7 months ago 5
im kind of disturbed by how a lot of people here think they have a clever comment to make and no matter how bad it is they still click post
WorgenFreewolf 7 months ago 14
haha Mii Rinqtone no doubt!! xD but i hate the part at 2:03
LADYJ0KER14 7 months ago
funny azz phuck
704whatever 7 months ago
SMACK HER WIT A DICK...
SuperRomo21 7 months ago
the unlike bar is the penis of those 14 people.
QiZzio 7 months ago 2
@QiZzio ahaha nice one XD
coolboy4353 7 months ago
its funk phenomenon
SZEPEGV 7 months ago 2
these are the same things i do to my girl :)
jayejr545 8 months ago
no wonder there called LMFAO cuz the song made me lmfao
ginabunny10 8 months ago
Smack her with a Dick was dedicated to the 14 people who disliked this.
mcrfreak94 8 months ago
BLASTED THIS last day of school thru my schools intercom <3 WHOOP
FreddysBitch666 8 months ago 22
@FreddysBitch666 same i did it too it wass soo funny the year 1s where ike hahah
funkyprincessful 4 months ago
@funkyprincessful Thats fucked up you phuckquack
pyromanizak 3 months ago
@FreddysBitch666 LIAR!!!!!!
DZA720 3 months ago
@FreddysBitch666 YEAH i did that too
My school uses radio in between classes so one day I used a really powerful fm transmitter to override the regular station and blast this song xD
Of course nobody knew because it was in my pocket
huymitsumi 3 months ago
just picture this as your ringtone and u forget to turn ur phone off in class.... the teacher be like well who knows the answer to *backround* blind the bitch blind the bitch fuck her in the eye fuck her in the eye....lmfaooo
dbzrunescape 8 months ago 133
@dbzrunescape it happened >:(((((((((((
Javierisnotatryhard 6 months ago
@Javierisnotatryhard hahaha how that go
DJEZDick420 6 months ago
@DJEZDick420 not to well -__-
Javierisnotatryhard 6 months ago
@dbzrunescape lol that never happened to me but it did start playing i am not a whore...
supersam4ever08 6 months ago
@dbzrunescape na its like you on a date with yo girl eatin talking all nice and shit. all of suddent yo fone ring up ~SMACK HER WIT A DICK SMACK HER WIT A DICK AH PUT DICK IN HER EAR PUT A DICK IN HEAR FUCK HER IN THE EYE FUCK HER IN THE EYE BLIND THE BICTH BLIND THE BICTH~ ur girl be like 0.0 honey am are you really gonna do dat to me??? lol
supraboiy 4 months ago
it would be awesome if this goes off in class at school as someones ringtone
Vlad15Y 8 months ago 3
blind the bitch!
THEST0N3RKID 8 months ago
Lmfao.
HarajukuLable 8 months ago
skeet skeet skeet!!!
Shadomancer 8 months ago 2
love it dancing right now
N1sexyGirl26 8 months ago
Catchy as fuck!
LaughinGarry 8 months ago
SixD's Kieran Levon and Pierre brought me here ♥
tonileigho0 8 months ago
SAIUHSAIUHSAUISAHAIUHAIUHAIUAHUIAHAIUHAIUHAUISAHSAIUHSAUIAHUSAHAIUH!!!
fellipemoica 9 months ago
I didn't know that Carlito for the WWE was a member of LMFAO!
jwryals1982 9 months ago
, Ahaahaa ! Thiss Funny Bro .
LilRedSemaj 9 months ago
blind the bitch with cum! hahaha lmao
flychick12 9 months ago
@flychick12 you missed the 'f' dumbass !
wankwankgoodguy 9 months ago 4
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entertainmentallday1 9 months ago
fuck 'er in the eye, fuck 'er in the eye, dick in the ear dick in the ear ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
jsiff93624 9 months ago 5
imm go get mah bitch and blind da bitch
patsman812 9 months ago
Who'd have thought a black man to make a song including skullfucking? :D
shadowdreamxx7 10 months ago
THE FUCK PHENOMENON!
slipknotcrazy100 10 months ago
Haha you just have to love this song :D The beat is sick n' dirty!!!
AnnoyingPunkNextDoor 10 months ago
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i don't with a dick would acutally be able to fit in someone's eye let alone their ear...but this is f*cking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
femmesparkman 10 months ago
i don't with a dick would acutally be able to fit in someone's eye let alone their ear...but this is f*cking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
femmesparkman 10 months ago
@femmesparkman You clearly haven't seen some dodgy porn! You've never seen a guy jerk off/cum into a girl's eye? Disturbing stuff my friend!
koukouroukou7484 10 months ago
THANK YOU FOR SHARING !!!!!
kinstube 10 months ago
14 people got smacked with a dick
aviramko 10 months ago 240
@aviramko ooooooooooooooooooooh i wanu get smacked wit a dick =)
sxyboo19 7 months ago
0:22
DukieJenkins 11 months ago
I just Blinded a bitch....
LordKin15 11 months ago 4
This is the shit dreams are made of.
wolfman6696 11 months ago
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I whant this as my Ringtone
Drizzcoll55 11 months ago
But he said your name
no he didn't
leater69 11 months ago
"He Aint Talking About Me" HAHAH Smack Her Wid A Dickk !! :D
XxLoViiExX 11 months ago
Your remix is just fantastic ^^ i can't stop laughing ahahhahaha
brail6987 11 months ago
Funniest Fking Remix EVA
i have to say
I lol'd
theIrishFooFighter 11 months ago
13 people got fucked in the eye
DenverCholoX3 11 months ago 4
i should play this at my talent show
TheChingstahata 1 year ago 3
12 people got slapped with a dick
steveb213 1 year ago 3
hahah fuckin mint!!!! funny as fuck this ya know ha
brepz 1 year ago
12 people got smacked with a dick
manboy326 1 year ago 5
0:22 best part of the song.
iSyxxBoi 1 year ago
smack er wit a dick!
terrorboy007 1 year ago
8======================================D
iSyxxBoi 1 year ago
lolol i set this as my ringtone but then it went off in church -___-
FireArrow1447 1 year ago 12
lmfao. wow! ahahaha!
FictionVII 1 year ago
co za asy.....
DAVIDTHEREYES 1 year ago 4
blind the bitch, blind the bitch, blind the bitch!!! fuck her in da eye!!!
blodygi 1 year ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ryu1036 1 year ago
i luv chris this is funny lol!!!! =)
girlyglam74 1 year ago
Smack her wit a d!ck!
kimarithebluetiger 1 year ago
Blind The Bitch
noldugardash 1 year ago
SMACK it with a 8=D!
NiggaLocz831 1 year ago
Way the go Chris way the blind tha bitch....lmfao
creepunisher 1 year ago
haha fuck her in the eye (: haha
LOW3Rcount 1 year ago 3
this...is by far...tha shit....i will blast this thru my house as long as its on youtube..i will hook my laptop to my car and blast this thru tha neighborhood wit tha little kids askin their parents 'what does smack her wit a dick mean"
tdgsr1 1 year ago 3
595 people fucked the other 10 people in the eye.
Filmzie 1 year ago
BEST THING EVER =D
TexasMade513 1 year ago
10 People got smacked with a dick.
Nogorn 1 year ago 5
My new Ringtone.
sorryurgay21 1 year ago
there r 10 ppl in here without a dick and/or they been smacked with a DICK!! hahaha BLIND THE BITCH!!!! HE AINT TALKING BOUT ME
dannyboy2788 1 year ago
ahaha dis shyt on point bruh
chagirlright 1 year ago
i heard this song in the club and i couldnt stop laughing
Guerrillaz 1 year ago
BLIND THE BITCH. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aimeegreenx0 1 year ago 5
"He aint talkin' about me" Ahahhaha
ParissParizz 1 year ago
I never knew that emineim made a new song... Oh it's Chris Rock. It's still good, SMACK HER WIT A DICK SMACK HER WIT DICK
4284842848 1 year ago
Pure hilarity
Perthwildcat 1 year ago
Lmfaoo iHavent Lauqhed So Hard In So Lonqq :D
MsCraziiChola130 1 year ago
@MsCraziiChola130 Q is not a G you moron. Looks like you've been fucked in the eye too much.
KyutoJohasu 1 year ago 6
I love how theres a lil speech bubble all "Blind tha bitch" n "he aint talkin bout me"
Pyschosocial95 1 year ago
Haahahaha! goddamn this shit mad me LMFAO
dutelute 1 year ago
WHAT.
NapiurPictures 1 year ago
BLIND THE BITCH HAHAHAHAHA XD
goku161194 1 year ago
A this go hard this nice SMACK HER WIT A DICK!!!
jukeboyplayer 1 year ago
:D This shit iis legit. Lmao.
JennaOnTheDanceFloor 1 year ago
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Blind the bitch bli-blind the bitch! Lmao!!!!!!!!
OptimisticPessimist5 1 year ago
Blind the bitch bli-blind the bitch! Lmao :L
OptimisticPessimist5 1 year ago 9
i can dance to thissss holy shiittttt hahahaahah chrisss rockk kills mee hahahahaah lol
jameso143 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA this shit is funny!!!!!!
dannyboy2788 1 year ago