Win Nike iD trainers and NBA 2K10

[Kinell]

Not the ball dunking Johnny usually goes for on a friday night.

[Celticwalker]

.... bad respawn!

[raka1510]

Johny: Holy shit! Thats one big mutha fucker!

Shame he can't make a shot to save his life!

[ahm5004f]

Shaq: Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes.

[Th1s1sR3z0r]

~~ i could swear i seen this before.... hopefully it wasn't on a "that" kind of site....~~

[spress97]

TALL, short, Good,Not. Buy Nike you will see the difference. (Wink)

[davie9207]

Johnny: shaq baby you're only moody because you left the lakers

[ShadowlostArts]

Shaq: Hay boy have you played Shuq Fu it's one of the best games on the mega drive and super Nintendo, but also have you seen any of my great movies.

Johnny: Errr yea both, but please for the love of god just stay with playing basketball from now on!

[JesterGav]

And it was at that moment Johnny realised he'd put far too much baby powder on Shaq's nuts... he would be pissed!

[buckster04]

Johnny: Are you wearing heels my friend??

Shaq: WHAT!? (Evil Shaq Frown)

:)

Buckster04

[Konyo116]

"My hero, please teach me the mighty way of Shaq Fu! What? How long have you been playing basketball?"

[kezia1]

Life long dream no. 47, piss on Shaq's leg...done.

[professorIOB]

You bout to get tag teamed...

[FONEJACKER12009]

Johnny : Dude, thats my toe ya standin on

[zeightygeisty]

Johnny: Shaq, I don't know how to tell you this but you're not real, you are made out of graphics

Shaq: well... they did a better job than Kazam did

[Tompollard121121]

Johnny : Will you be my hero?

Shaq : Its not true, not all black celebrities like white bitches

[georgewig]

yeah your not racist your agest, why can't a person win a pair of shoes if they're not over 16!!! you don't see kids walking round bare feet!!!!!

[SophiaWatsonTG]

cos children are not aloud to give out there adress and there stupid

[georgewig]

whats the big deal even if they were 20 years older they would still be doing the exact same thing, ie giving out there address besides, on the internet, nobody follows rules!

[SeumasBates]

It soon became clear that combining Project Natal and a Character Creation feature gave an unfair advantage.

To the computer.

[pompeyjim12]

Boats and HoesTM.

[IVIasterAtHaI03]

i'm 14, but i have size 11 feet?

[notaninvaildname]

Jonny: I thought I'd never see you again in pixels after Shaq Fu...

[forsbrookme]

i want neither of those prizes/

[BobbyHil]

chalk and cheese?

[ebenheart]

Jonny: i dont want to sound gay but i would like to make love to you tonight

Shaq: what you talking about boy

[harry2cool99]

Jonny: Opps I just farted

[hanpanal]

Shaq: Haha, why are you here? You couldn't shoot a hoop to save your life!!!

Johnny: Yer, u can shoot a hoop, but i can get a 360 noscope triple headshot through the smoke!!! YEAH! Now who's taller?!

[thomasmovesinc]

i do not have a ps3

[Mudmonster77]

holy crap!!! theres a ghost in front of me!!!

[jamesfazakarley]

white guy: well i might need to climb back into the plant pot

[Randomfilms23]

Shaq: ma name is shaq an im onna da attack

John: Just give up you could just make games wait...

Shaq: Great idea ill make a fighter yo

John: noo.... wait it cant be that bad!

[Ezza2606]

Shaq: pass me da lightbulb and i'll change da lightbulb

Johnny: umm i don't thinks thtas gonna work

Shaq: why is it coz im black

Jonny: umm no it's coz your animated

(akward silence)

[TheGamersGeneration]

Shaq: Pass Me The F***ing Ball

Jonny:LET ME TOUCH YOUR MOUSTACHE MR. BLACK KNIGHT

[FlyingMooseStudios]

I'm not qualified for this comp but I have a funny idea anyway so somebody can copy it if they want

Shaq: What the fuck you lookin at?

Johnny: Actually it's what I'm trying NOT to look at...

[ratedrsuperstar89]

Jonny: I wonder what Shaq is thinking right now.

Shaq: What am I thinking bout right now?

[Rockin]

Jonny: I wanna climb inside your ear and live with your thoughts shaq...

Shaq: i sure hope thats not his hand going down my shorts...

[Joshpy27]

Johnny: I can't do that, It doesn't even fit in my hands! ;)

[TheAveVecron]

Johnny: "I belive i'm stanind gnext to the Michalin Man..."

[inFamousAssassiin]

YAO MING:OMG ANT INFESTION!

[pterimaster]

gameon's english? kwl

[obiwansi]

johnny "I LOVE HIM"

[Owwmykneecap]

Shaq: I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you........ up to the hoop.

[MasterBeefy94]

Johnny: can i touch youre head?

[Zanderhill123]

JOHNNY: I wonder does he wax his head ?

[xmo3000]

Shaq: " When did Frodo play in the NBA"

[Octamed]

"Please, sir," replied Johnny, "I want some more."

"For MORE!?"

[TheEpicThree]

He could of had a v 8

[atombomb4193a]

Johnny: Lebron.....How'd you get so tall?

[KroRobi]

shaq: i should a tooken the free throw ,screw lebron

jhonney: its ok shaq im your biggest fan i could also beat u in FREE throw compitition bitchhhh

[TheGapingMouth]

Johnny: "I'll get this tall american bastard back by only allowing people from the UK to win the next gameon caption competition"

[iNLSN]

OH SNAP

[albanyacosta]

man this game is cool

[zcb12345]

jhonny's consiousness: one day, when i begin puberty, i shall become as tall as you o mighty shaq and together we shall form a duet , we shall sing songs of old, wright poetry and replicate my disenchanting gaze at other fellow giants. ahhh a man can dream; a man can dream.

[truetrigg]

" i'm sorry shaq..... shall i gently rub your reset button? "

[dentzoi]

Yes Shaq, that does Tickle.

[brooklypark]

here is mine

AND I THOUGHT I WAS TALL!

[hassmann2000]

Shaq! Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? Johnny; (Shaq!) You're damn right Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about Johnny: (Shaq!) Right on You see this cat Shaq (aka myself) is a bad mother-- Johnny: (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about myself Johnny: (Then I can dig it).

[InGenXProductionz]

shaq's thoughts - i like cupcakes

[StrachanRules]

Stop looking at me like that :S

[ILoveGalaxyDrink]

Orrrrange Sooodaa

[666rocko]

jonnys though ....cavaliers? he looks more like a round head

[666rocko]

jonny- mr shaq sir can i take this next penalty shot, i promise u i can make it!

shaq- nah man , ur only on this team cause he said u were related to the dude out of teenwolf, i aint falling for another one of your lies

[666rocko]

jonny thought... oh man, if that dude had my hair hed be perfect

[LegendaryLew]

i guess its true black people are big

[NemesioIV]

its true the majority of black people are big because of what happened during slavery as they bigger and more muscular black person back then was bread and more valuable for cotton picking and such

[NortskiBC]

"Man did you shit yourself"

"Yes, please don't hurt me"

[LethalPenguin92]

Johnny's thoughts = Any chance of a piggy-back?

[Pwheslop]

Yes, Yes I Could Eat You.

[AgZarp]

"I can't WAIT to I tell the guys that i pissed on Shaq's shoes!!!"

[vptrrorhg]

if only i had

his huge

big black

............

arms il be great a basketball.

[spoinkdarkversion]

Oh!!

Living in America sucks!!!

[monkeyfunforidiots]

Johnny: "No, you're being ignorant, I have a skin condition, I'm very proud to be an African American."

[joemunkey30]

johnny : Shaq you totally pwn3d that match, l33t blindfire across, you must be using steady aim and marathon!

Shaq : Huh?

Johnny : Oh erm... good match *mutters* noob

[kill666chavs]

mmmmmmm cheese

[ultrasongs]

I know it's big, but i refuse to look at it!

[2347logan1]

'He's been like this for days, just ignores me and looks on into the distance. Maybe ill get my ladder out and happy-slap him.... (*looks up) ah maybe not...'

[CARLiNNiT]

*Johnny gets on his tip toes, and slowly moves his head towards Shaq's ear*

Johnny: (whispering) I love you

Without blinking or moving his head, Shaq elbows Johnny in the face, and Johnny falls to the floor, smiling

Johnny: Call me!

[the1old1live]

Johnny: Hey Shaq, did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?

Shaq: What abou-

Johnny: BETTER THAN YOU

*Shaq trying to hold back the tears*

[BLUEFLARETHEBAND]

Ah

A huge black man

And a tiny white man

Thats basket ball

(im not racist!!!)

[dyslexnick1985]

otters > shaq

[shikamaruLB1991]

Simply put:

"The odd couple. And I mean the really, really odd couple"

*shudders*

[theknife111]

"white boy cant jump"

england uk :)

[cristhianmarmol]

Johnny: can i play

Shag: hmm no but i can

[edgehead109]

this is probobally the first time an american has been excluded from something....

[rob1d212]

good

[meah1994]

Johnny: OMG Shaq! Can I... you know...

Shaq: Ugh... fine be quick...

[OriginalECW]

Shaq:  *Heavy Breathing* "Mmm...White meat...."

Johnny: "Help..."

EC.

London.

[peetahp3]

Jonny: "they is trixy hobbits shaq, they want your shoes."

[karieltheone]

Damn I would have soo won those. Its a shame I live in Argentina lol.-

[tap675]

"One small step for Johnny = One jiant leep for Shaq" im from England, U.K

[rofferjak]

Johnny: "That mustache is as good as mine."

Shaq: "Careful boy, once you go shaq, you never come back"

[Dortyladd]

Johnny: I Love you Shaq

Shaq: You love my what in your ass...?:O

[greenblobo9]

dammit i am one of those two, aww well

[billyyetibob]

"So........ How about those Lakers...."

[xuto5]

Get some nutts?? 0_o lol

[daleknathan25]

"hows the weather up there"

"hows the dog crap down there"

[shortANDannoying]

"sue, is that you sue ?"

[busycallbacklater]

How about giving me some of that brown sugar? ;)

[jonnofun123]

Johnny saying to Shaq:

" You Missed from there?!?!"

Shaq Replies, " Hey! I was Steel"

Johnny Replies, " Sorry Mr. O'neal, Sir"

[gazoasis82]

Please don't eat me

[EmptyNutShells]

'' Daddy, why do the other kids in the playground say i'm adopted? ''

[Maplekratos]

"LOOK INTO MY EYES"

[PS3Techixo]

White Guy: Hey dude i reckon im better than you at this sport!

Black Guy: Why the hell are you talking to me you small and weak and plus im not even real!?

[505Daryl]

hows the weather up there

[MuzzOnUtube]

lol lready got some nike id trainers

[shortANDannoying]

"Sue, is that you ?"

[DGJamesP]

"I don't know who scares me more you or Chun-Li"

[DJNY007]

"I konw how big u are"

[squirrelkiller40]

Too bad Frodo, iv'e swallowed the ring!

[PlayingGuitarRules]

hobbits......lol

[gunnergloryboy]

white guy : I did your mum last night

black guy : my muthas dead

white guy : thts probaly why she didnt move around a lot.

XD

[Fredsvideos]

"SHORYUKEN!"

[tregregins]

'I saw you looking, its ok you can have a slice. mmmm'

[PworldSoldier]

"This is the big aristotle, and I'd like to introduce you guys to my bitch."

Too bad im in ths us...

[scotfever]

no that white mans the shadow

[aquaman907]

'what are you staring at big boy come down here and get some hobbit lovin'

[joaqim123]

Lol! "Both of you"

[daleroflrofl]

i want to winn