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i am a serious doctor who fan and despite being 23, found this insanely funny. The only real floor is that the fourth doctor never travelled with Jamie.
27 Daleks shat themselves
KG84C 4 days ago
What's Spandau Ballet doing in the Tardis?
KG84C 4 days ago
Disgusting and tasteless, but for an adventure that pairs the Fourth Doctor and Jamie, worth it.
aperson22222 4 weeks ago
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aperson22222 4 weeks ago
Turtle's head, ha ha
awesomeatoon 1 month ago
As ever from Viz - genius ! Search "Booby Trap Paul Dyson" for more turd-related "not suitable for kids" humour
PaulDysongs 2 months ago
WaHey!!! I made the 300th like.
ChesterCat77 3 months ago
Doesnt he have a toilet in the TARDIS? :/
antaloliver 3 months ago
Ooooooooh my poor ringpiece.....
montsegur1985 3 months ago 2
He took the intergalactic laxitive
drwhofreakyfreak1000 3 months ago
I'm touching cloth, Fnnnarrrrr!
heyyouthere4 5 months ago
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE WHOLE OF FUCKING YOUTUBE!!!!!
RegenerationStorm 5 months ago
FFS I'm 40. This sort of thing shouldn't still be funny. But it so definitely is. Thanks for uploading.
xraycortina 8 months ago
If Viz ever make a sequel to this, I can die a happy man.
BooNube 8 months ago 2
He should have a toilet on the TARDIS it does have a fully functioning sewer system after all.
AlabastyrGlyttr 8 months ago
With The Master driving the porcelain chariot all day The Doctor could have taken the opportunity to lay a cable in his grandfather clock
SlideRulePirate 9 months ago
One of the funniest sketches I ever read in Viz! Thanks for uploading.
andyhowpog 9 months ago
Oh,damn,i can't stop laughing,,,,, i've got the turtles' head....brilliant....thanks for sharing.... Rich
richardrichricky 9 months ago
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You filthy bastard!!! You filthy bastard!!!
nckweeks 9 months ago
I AM IN VIZ THIS MONTH!
laughorcrytv 10 months ago
@161genius You are a true nob jockey fuckwit!!
candjim 10 months ago
Bloody brilliant :-)
miiawh 11 months ago
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161genius 11 months ago
@161genius Fuck off you twat
strummerocks 11 months ago
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@strummerocks you fuck off
161genius 11 months ago
@161genius get bent you load chomping dero
KG84C 7 months ago
Why doesn't he materiliaise in a hotel toilet?
antony492 11 months ago
this video is absolutely pardon the pun shit hot , my sides are aching with laughter, thanks for posting this, evilelvis888 your a legend , thanks.
gsg9angel 1 year ago
It makes me proud to be a Geordie.
mcwolfus 1 year ago
I've got a brown trout to drop!
Martin588 1 year ago 2
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Martin588 1 year ago
Epic man piss funny lol
BeNzOMw2 1 year ago
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dharmastipulate 1 year ago
epic lol
666thesnowman 1 year ago
This looks like it was made a rather long time ago.
HisEmptyHouse 1 year ago
ha ha lmfao
sezwheelz 1 year ago
lol
rct3terminator1000 1 year ago
This was MUCH better than those shitty Dalek episodes during Series Three of the New Series.
nuclearbugman 1 year ago
'All of time and space at my fingertips and I can't find anywhere to drop my fudge!' ha haha.
stratocaster539 1 year ago
He's going for davros's private shitehouse. LOL
SuperPeanut2010 1 year ago 2
TOMM
Y JAMES
TheHarecat 1 year ago
Fuggin rofl! You fuggin beauty!
JapStrangler 1 year ago
Oh My Poor Ringpiece!
SamGuitarTunes 1 year ago
At 1:14, has the Doctor got 2 dicks or just one massive vagina??
mintyspace 1 year ago
"You filthy Bassstard...You filthy Basssstard" lol
Stereolabdream 1 year ago
love that all of it was funny
TheCraigID 2 years ago
absolutely hilarious know how the dr feels
wrestleguy68 2 years ago
The Doctor dropping his Chuff Nut?
TheHarecat 2 years ago
sorry davros, iv give it ten minutes if i were you lmao!!!
andyseabrook 2 years ago
LOL
a380rockerfan 2 years ago
the sign on davros' private potty is funny
doctorwholover1993 2 years ago
LOL
D1nny2oys 2 years ago
Genius, swearing in Tom Bakers voice guarantees laughter.
"Did I fuck!" and
"Its only the planet of the fucking daleks"
particularly shine for me!
TheGaslightHorror 2 years ago 2
Hurry up, for fuck sake! I think I'm touching cloth!"
LMAO
papalaz4444244 2 years ago
ohhh my poor ring piece lmao
boffindude 2 years ago
lol
josheyboffey 2 years ago
christ what a stink!
joshliamdunne 2 years ago
the planet skaaro.
oh well fucking done! its only the planet of the fucking daleks!
joshliamdunne 2 years ago 12
"Open those doors, before I lay a stone of dogs eggs in my strides!
TheDaveAngle 2 years ago 20
@TheDaveAngle
"Sorry, Davros, I'd give it ten minutes if I were you."
LOL!
GhibliFan1 2 months ago 2
hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha ;D
madbiker53 2 years ago
Funny stuff
cosmicskydaddy 2 years ago
i would have gone in the masters ship LOL
madbiker53 2 years ago
LOL
hanson666999 2 years ago 2
funny!
cyberking999 2 years ago
knit one, pearl one, drop one
ever heard of knitting?
HansFingerpicker 2 years ago 2
VERY GOOD!
"I've got the squirts something rotten...oh..."
LOL
Stereolabdream 2 years ago 2
That was shit.
Queenmullet 2 years ago
Funny...I always imagined that the characters in the original comic strip would have Geordie accents.
blackefron 2 years ago
That was brilliant! It's one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
milliput101 2 years ago
What the HELL is this
Ewokoo 2 years ago
aahh, nectar!
skillisme 2 years ago
lmao
JAMESLCLARK76 2 years ago
i need a poo
gimlix4 2 years ago
lmao at 3:45
"you filthy bastard!!"
SmileyCrossbones 2 years ago 2
my dad writes viz, no jokes, he's called graham dury, im george dury we live in newcastle :P
damontague 2 years ago
I know, I was at University with him. He used to lurk in corners at parties and had an obsession with rude plants.
Priapsism 2 years ago
@damontague Tell your Dad he's a genius and he's been making me laugh for twenty years.
Leemondus 1 year ago
Well that was much better than the new Dr Who series. (That really IS shit!).
Timebandit720 2 years ago
On Dr's newspaper: "Gazza drinks cup of tea!" PMSL!!!!
Ow3n86 2 years ago
"Oohhhh, my pooooor ringpiece..."
Even this Master is better than John Simms.
papalaz4444244 2 years ago
....get in, no one for bloody miles
trkeel 2 years ago
JMR83 - SOHless nerd alert. Ahem.
slitheen 3 years ago
"Fuck that...let me out.....I've got a brown trout to drop!"
PMSL....Doctor Who and toilet humour....a marriage made in heaven.
slitheen 3 years ago
4th Doctor with Jamie..... that's inaccurate!
JMR83 3 years ago
Nice conversion! This one actually works, unlike a lot of other Viz animations.
weatherboxlisp 3 years ago
i wood watch doctor who if it was like this
Twrecks19 3 years ago
dog egg lol
Twrecks19 3 years ago
I'd like to see the KLF come back and make a record about this.
badrobot101 3 years ago
"Quick, set the co-ordinates! I've got the turtle's head!" LOL
gayrolf 3 years ago
"Open those doors before I lay a stone of dog's eggs in my strides!""
TGNTeaorcoffee 3 years ago
"All of time and space at my fingerprints, and I can't find anywhere to drop my lunch!"
bluecatcinema 3 years ago
NECTARRRRR!
johngalantini 3 years ago
"I think i'm touching cloth!!!"
johngalantini 3 years ago
awesome
qqqCYBERLEADERppp 3 years ago
Tom Baker should see this.
Korea4Me 3 years ago
Dog's eggs!
GordonMorrice 3 years ago
lol nice job!
cyberlego1994 3 years ago
at least he dropped his load in the end
mrdrunk3040 3 years ago
1:15 there is a Naked Lady in the Newspaper
maandac2 3 years ago
You filthy bastard !
bermudarailway 3 years ago
lmao funny lol.......
ryanbest5 3 years ago
LMFAO !
bermudarailway 3 years ago
Lmfao!, that made me laugh soo hard. Five Stars!
ramoneschick1 3 years ago
I have this as a flash video (downloaded from the viz site) AND the original comic strip. Both are equally funny as hell!! :)
Ow3n86 3 years ago
pmsl
abcdefghifklmn 3 years ago
There are tears of laughter!
GeorgesBarras 3 years ago
it would be funny if tom baker played it.
mamasmellons 3 years ago
fucking hell its bloody great
00gday 3 years ago
hahaha!!! this is funny! LOL
foxgirl100 3 years ago
this is fucking genius
tristanba 3 years ago
viZ is cool, my uncle gave me some magazines and some annuals of it, its hilarious!
cozzydude 3 years ago 2
aching to pearl one off. LOL
omnoplea 3 years ago
it's curl one off you donut
14dollars 3 years ago
no its not you tit
scottyhotty187 3 years ago
you talking to me? cretin
14dollars 3 years ago
lol i like vis im just 12 and i just found out aout this and billy the fish
billysvideos12 3 years ago
I still have the origional viz comic of this!
furyplum44 3 years ago
Wait i Thought Daleks Don't Have Noses! This Disturbing
Acrobatdog99 3 years ago
I remember finding this many years ago whilst at school. It's still as funny!
GPOTOM 3 years ago
at that the start do you think the cybermen sounded like the borg on star trek
steven5667 3 years ago
now we know a good dalek repellant... Stink of the time lord [as in shit]
brunoofthesheikra 3 years ago
How on earth did we end up here. Very good found it really funny was laughing out loud at it.
dora8smit 3 years ago
Shouldn't it be the turdis?
gibsondr100 3 years ago 17
@gibsondr100 or the shartis
khorne131313 1 year ago
o god this is so embarassing...
Fattyrat 3 years ago
What happened to the TARDIS tiolet, did the Doctor have to jetison it?
pertuk 3 years ago
I'M CHEWIN' A FUCKIN' BRICK!!!
johngalantini 3 years ago
i am a serious doctor who fan and despite being 23, found this insanely funny. The only real floor is that the fourth doctor never travelled with Jamie.
johngalantini 3 years ago
They knew that, they just didn't care!
BingleyHall 3 years ago
taking a shit on Skaro "Well fucking done, thats the homeworld of the Fucking Daleks." lol
RangerFan0808 3 years ago
I'll still never get why he didn't drop it in the Master's TARDIS... quality video though.
grahamrutland 3 years ago 2
only one thing worse than needing a shit and thats being ginger.lol
anbraban 3 years ago 3
'I need to find somewhere to drop my fudge' absolutely brilliant. My kind of humour.
BlackmoonUK 4 years ago
all that space inside the tardis & no shit box. Classic & fucking hilarious
christschinwon 4 years ago 2
Not until rose tyler arrives! :-)
TheGreatSteve 3 years ago
I know the feeling after a "night on the pop" "NECTAR!"
pubtastic 4 years ago
Always been one of my favourites, they should have put this story in the new series. Who wouldn't want to see David Tennant touching cloth?
twinkiehouseharbl 4 years ago 3
heading for davros's private shite house
wonderful stuff
HansFingerpicker 4 years ago
Brilliant!! LOL
UTD111 4 years ago
I've been watching this all day for years
linusburdick42 4 years ago
Blackadder's time machine is far more sophisticated, it got two toilets on board.
AceTrax2007 4 years ago
Every Time I watch this, I feel like having a shite.
RichardSwayne 4 years ago
Evilelvis888,Thanks ive been trying to watch this for ages!
Luthorlover56 4 years ago
I've got a brown trout to drop!
th3kn0t 4 years ago
That was fucken brilliant, i was laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes!
Basiltyne 4 years ago
this is one of the funniest things iv'e seen for a long time the funniest thing is the dogs eggs part.
yuh66h 4 years ago
Doctor poo and the turdis?
MYNAMEZCHRIS 4 years ago 2
Been trying to find this for ages.
yes it on the viz website but, it couldt have been long before this was on here.
Cheers Alex
AlexCottrell 4 years ago
LOL!
RichardSwayne 4 years ago
I put this in the "Bathroom Humor for Preteens" group!
HCShannon 4 years ago