Captain Martinelli And Twilight

[hockeybri05]

i hope he doesn't really like those books... he will go down a notch in my eyes haha

[hudsonferro2]

Love it!

[folauolailangi]

It's all in the beard!!!

[folauolailangi]

What sight do you chat on??

[SuperPinkRockStar]

I LOVE YOUR BEARD!!!

[SuperPinkRockStar]

wat website is that i wanna video chat with u!!!!!!!! >.<

[KISSlover18]

0:43 omg what a cute dog <3<3<3 :D

and NICE video!! pls make more :D

[VariousNumerous]

Can I get the audio recording of Twilight Cap'n Martinelli version? :p

[PoeticSpice]

Captain Martinelli idea: Who drank all my Martinelli??

[landiana24]

I think you should give dating advice in your next one!

[Jjanelleparrishh]

I think the dog was the best part. He kept looking at Capn like "Why the hell are you still here?" hahahahahahaa

[Eatsleeptwilight]

@0PrenCess0 no he told us on blogtv its not chatroulette but he wouldnt tell us what it was

[Eatsleeptwilight]

what website does he use?

[0PrenCess0]

@Eatsleeptwilight Chatroulette

[TheRouletteGuySecret]

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[botanbutton]

My reason for drinking Martinelli's has changed.

[ladyreepirate]

I AM DYING FROM LAUGHTER!!

[SuperRandomViolence]

:43 the dog only has one front leg!!!!!

[B3ate]

I hope that this video will reach 2000 likes soon, so that we will get to watch another Captain Martinelli video.

[MegaAlex2512]

captain martinelli is HILARIOUS haha that probably was taylor lautner OMG!!!!!!

[SuperKezia]

CAPTAIN MARTINELLI ON KALEB NATION!

[Woogi]

I dont read books!

....are u the village idiot?!

epic !

[TheHannahHunter]

Where can i find that guy that looks like Taylor Lautner?

[Samuraislash600]

Martenellis should sponsor you :)

[Krullebol94]

"Why do I get the feeling you're not listening?!"

LOL xD

[Rockerpop11]

HAHA! make another one NOWWWWWW

[After0808]

he should ask how much someone would pay for captain martinellis beard

[DropDeadGxOfficial]

0:57 HE DOES LOOK LIKE TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!

[monicabiff]

Afterl ALL vampires have beards and thats why women love them :D

[wickedcellist1]

Captain Martinelli and Pirates of the Caribbean? Sounds like a freakin' BRILLANT idea in my beardless mind!

[pickles4tickles]

"how many wives do YOU have?"

[ilovemycellphone1]

..,,,,I bet Ke$ha would like his beard.

[91lilfrozone23]

i believe your habit for not wearing a shirt would fit quite well with reading this book lol

[CartuneGirlie]

I love the way the dog looks directly at the screen when Cap't M. says, "Why do I get the feeling you're not listening?!?!" XP

[kellymariefarrell]

I LOVE YOU

[GhettoSerbia4EveR]

Please do more videos like this please

[TheAmandaJaness]

NOW I NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY WIVES HE HAS.

[tatiotis]

watching twilight in forks:)

[DropDeadGee]

Ahahahah. The Dog <3

[Spiz321]

Crap only 1,000 likes come on we need moar!!

[MavesterofPuppets]

I wonder what the Captain thinks of Justin Bieber, hmm, maybe he should ask people on chatroulette and see what they think about him.

[InsanityVlogs]

Hehe. You keep hiccuping like you're actually drunk... Not that I know that you aren't.... :O

[PlayRaydioPlay]

you should ask all kinds of ridiculous riddles in your next one :)

[jessiep618]

☆

♥

[jessiep618]

tiwlight

[officiallydaisy]

Love this. <3

[101lancergirl]

OMG I LOVED THIS!! MADE MY DAY!!

[ashleysheaffer]

0:44 ... HA! :D

[Lunaour1Twilight]

Could next time be about you're book or New Year

[iibAnne]

0:55 --> Stefan Salvatore!?

[TeishaLautner]

omg he did look like taylor lautner

sexy

[imaginaryBOMB]

Whip your hair back and forth? c:

[akkashtin]

Oh Kaleb... I wonder how many penises you saw while making this video.

[forever21freakk]

"Have you read this?"

"No!!"

[xxblackmagnoliaxx13]

O_O omfg... Taylor Lautner?? And my idea for the next captain martinelli is this:

Captain martinelli and Wikileaks :O

[laineyandtherukster]

@xxblackmagnoliaxx13 haha, that's actually a really funny idea

[xxblackmagnoliaxx13]

@laineyandtherukster yeah, i thought of it after i was the 21st veiwer on WikiLeak it

[1ErecEdwardfan]

LOL the dog gave you the best look! "I shall begin at page ::hickup:: whatever page this is!" "The beard sir, it's all in the beard!!" you crack me up Kaleb

~ElizabethO

[yourrrsmile]

LOL that one guy was real goodlooking. and lol at the guy who nodded

[Twihard456]

"I believe you and I could have a wonderful conversation"

"Why do I get the feeling your not listening to me"

[MorningSatr999]

Tell the dude with the heart in the background that I at least don't read Twilight because of the romance-yuck-I read books for storylines...and Martinelli,you can tell Kaleb I asked for his books for Christmas!

[unofficalyNessie]

OMG i laughed so hard 'cause of this vid!

Make more Captain Martinelli videos!!!!

[Jan4ik93]

OH Kaleb! You always make me laugh ;D

"Good Day!" :D

[prettyinpink848]

HAHAHA! the guy who was in the room with the heart on the wall and the guy with the afro were the best!

[phantomlover62992]

i havent laughed so hard in a looooooooooong time!

[BernieBuble]

yes, it's all in the beard. us women find the beard damn sexy! ;)

[paranojzer]

its fuckin amazing :DD

[MegaNZgirl]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha so funny =)

[horsegerbil]

ROFL

"KALEB NATION!!"

"I don't know who Kaleb Nation is! I'm Captain Martinelli!"

<3

[meggoftw]

it's all in the beard :)

[chickie171]

omg. great

[katfruit81]

LOL 0:34

[Theo2kitty]

*falls over* XD these never get old!!

[malalalory]

Of course you wouldn't share your women with bear, he would eat them someday.

[WhyHelloMyLoves]

Ask people to get you more wives for Christmas. You can neverrrrr have too many of those! (: 

[BigTimeJonas]

Why do i get the feeling you are not listening ? hahaha :)

How can i get my hair to be that way?

0:55 haha :)

[Shawnquindaoreo]

Captain Martinelli<3

Ask about people's desire to marry you for Christmas.<3

[jekayoc]

I love me some Captain Martinelli. Thanks for making my day, Kaleb. :)

[jekayoc]

I love me some Captain Martinelli. Thanks for making my day, Kaleb. :)

[simscrzy]

Talk about how cool Kaleb Nation is!!!!!!!

[Naruto133Ochti]

oh god kaleb , ur AWSOME

[bluemoonicecream22]

ah. i love you kaleb

[RachelReptar]

all vampires have beards, and that's why women love them.

[Stealthatbase]

Ask "If you woke up on Christmas morning, and saw me under your tree, what would you do?"

[shellelyn]

I seriously LOVE Captain Martinelli!

[cherrygirl016]

i love captain martinelli!

[xXMFLFXx]

3 people don't like beards

[googlyeyes7]

0:42

the dogs look is so funny when you tell him he's not listening!! :)

[mariovslink3]

@googlyeyes7 it's a girl....xD

[DCWren247]

LOL!

Big laughs. This was AWESOME!

More!

[landiana24]

Lol the guy who wanted to learn from Martinilli was pretty cool. You have to ask who is cooler - Santa or Captain Martinelli!

[Mstwilightmexico]

haha good one ;)

[bookclutz]

that guy totally looked like Taylor!

[MsKaityM]

LOL, the guy who wants Kaleb to teach him his ways was kinda cute xD

[lightinglavender]

I want to be one of Captain Martinelli's wives :(

[GenevaIsMe]

How can a man deal with having on wife?! Such a thing is UNHEARD OF.. hhahahahhahahaha ROFLMAO!

[eksangha]

Wow the people you spoke to this time were genuinely interesting this time

[Anoukie1991]

whahaha omg!! AMAZINGG!!!!!

[boxerini]

He really does look like taylor lautner.

[linezero3]

Dear Captain Martinelli, Twilight gave me woman from all over the world!!!!!! Your Ways are wworking....sir!!!!!

You Have My Thanks

[vid13fan]

I think you should pick some current topic - legalizing marijuana, or a sports playoff, or something current that many people should have heard about - then have Captain Martinelli either ask their opinion or have Captain M ask them to join his "task force" to investigate whatever topic you've chosen.

[iHartMusicGrl]

00:36 i believe you and i can have a wonderful conversation... y do i get the feeling ur not listening?! LOL!!! XD

[abbyrocks100]

OMG that could be Taylor's double lol that was freaking great: :)

[SpaztasticTwilighter]

is it just me or does the girl at 1:40 ish look like Kiera Cass? o-o

[ItsJilll]

you should really do more of these, there freakin hilarious! x)

[MzBluestar123]

Lol. Very funny! You should do more of these; they never get tired! :D Haha.

[greeneyedtheatregirl]

These are the best, Kaleb. :) Made my day.

[redhairedgirl35]

captain and youtube.

[LiveLoveSoccer17]

LOVE THIS

[jennisariot]

heart wall guy is cute

[chocolemonade]

Captain Martinelli is the HBIC. And it's nice to see at least one normal guy on Chatroulette...lol

[helloitsmleigh]

Captin Martinelli is my favorite! You are too hilarious!

[needalife94]

By any chance is Captain Martinelli good friends with Captain Morgan? ;)

[cKRONIC]

great vid. long live the CAPTAIN!!!

[AlexxxC23]

That one guy with the heart on his wall is sexy, but not as sexy as captain martinellis beard ;)

[sparkyrelientk]

that one guy seemed to like talking with you haha

[vhinfy]

what recording program does the captain use for the computer divice?

[person10001]

Haaa I was waiting for someone to recognize you my dear kaleb :D

[CometTheNerd]

"....I DON'T KNOW WHO KALEB NATION IS I AM CAPTIAN MARTINELLI!!!" lololol XD

[ThePaperFlowers]

That was hilarious. Especially where you were telling the guy that reading Twilight would get him women.

[uglyfudge]

YES some finally recognized you!!!!

[verono94]

i LOVE how the bear's expression changes with each new person XD

[PynkxBloo]

ARE YOU THE VILLAGE IDIOT?! Lmfao

[tenaciousheart123]

everybody should freakin click the thumbs up!!!

i would like to be capitain martinelli's wifes! :D

[rocknurworld4evr]

YESS! first video im watching today on youtube!

[luvSOSGrl]

wow that guy looked like taylor lautner so much!! haha i love these videos so much theyre hilarious!! :D

[AlwaysDreaming23]

OMFG the guy at 0:53 looks exactly like Taylor lautner!!!!!!!!

[Megalicious1216]

The guy that you referred to looking similar to Taylor Lautner looks more like Paul Wesley from The Vampire Diaries! :D ... I don't think I could live without Captain Martinelli<3 Or you Kaleb! ^.^ This is hilarious!

[TheFourOfClubs]

"How is a raven like a writing desk?"

[SoulReader29]

I love Captain Martinelli!!! 

[TeamJacobEdward]

Awesome/ i wish i had a webcam. this would be sooo fun!

[TwilightGirlSparkles]

Captain Martinelli, can I be one of your wives? Lol

[TheMusicbabe1998]

I love the girls who knew who you where. xD Make one with you showing people who you are, see if they know who Kaleb Nation is.

[blessedbyacurse]

You should try it on Omegle.com. It's pretty much the same thing. Maybe just use the text version, though...

[mexicanschoolvloger]

ask "do you think cows fly, float or are atached to a rope"

[RemakersProductions]

HAHAHHAHHAA this is the best one yet!!!

[longvieweccentric]

Captain Martinelli can I be one of your wives?

[Dragon900z]

Did anyone recognise you on Chatroulette?

[GoldSenateGurl]

All I can say is that this doesn't help prove that authors are sane... rather the opposite.

[pintamino87]

BUT BILL HENDRICKSON HAS NO BEARD.

[AriaInTheSky]

You never cease to entertain me, Kaleb! haha You're a genius, you know that?

[1996TwilightGirl]

This made my day!

[FrancieGirlie147]

OMG ITS WIN! :D

[ywelden1998]

you need to tell us when ur going on! i wanna see you! :D

[Eatsleeptwilight]

see how many people no who kaleb nation is or what bran hambric is about

[iamdanicadaisy]

There seemed to be an awful lot of guys this time! Crazy!

[ArtificiallyGinger]

Bear was feeling ill... he regrets thumbing this video down :( it's okay bear

[sirhoboman]

Are the hiccups real?

[KamyR0cks]

Haha that's so cool that you saw two of your fans on chatroulette! Awesome :D

[flsimx]

:57 does look like TL<3

[imnotlikeothergirls5]

LOL I love how the dog gives you a sideways look when you say "Why do I get the feeling you're not listening to me?!"

[kimberkali77]

Yay, Captain Martinelli! Just what I needed to start out the week! :)

[EppickWinn]

the guy at 2:11 kinda looks like Peter Facinelli

[tessaprince]

I never see things like this on omegle

[lesionfreepretty]

Looks like one person is jealous of your wives. ;D

[teamedward1234]

haha love it...Captain Martinelli should ask about Harry Potter next...hehee =D

[TheRandomDork]

If only I could find actual people on chatroulette. Every time I've tried it out, I always land on ... ugh. *shudder.* D:

[ThisIsBrenn]

Hahaha, I was waiting for a video where someone would recognize you xD

[unleashXtheXbatsXMCR]

MORE CAPTAIN MARTINELLI!!!! Loves it! <3

[TheWarriorsDen]

No one imagined this when you first appeared in that outfit on BlogTV. No one. But it's AWESOME! XD

[Alorahbeth]

Captain Martinelli on the streets,

talking to people IRL...

[lesionfreepretty]

@Alorahbeth YES. I need that in my life.

[Gothiquea]

Captain Martinelli is AWESOME!!!! And that beard is a massive chick magnet!

I reckon for the next vid you should try and find some wives for bear. I'm sure he needs some loving too :D

[samanthapwns]

"All vampires have beards, and that's why women love them. Good day." I love you, Kaleb. :)

[sunnyskiesCA]

HAHA!

[XclanLanDi]

Captain Martinelli FTW

[xcrunnernerd10]

seriously. Captain Martinelli is the best out of all the things a certain non-bearded author does. ;D