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  • smells like a man's crotch!!! omg u r hilarious!!! Luv yr reviews. I luv Black Orchid, one of my absolute favs

  • @gail826 It's a doozy!

  • Subscribed! awesome review

  • @rttoronto Thanks for your sub-lovin'!

  • Despite the whole cheese, men's crotch and piss thing you've totally sold me on Black Orchid (or should I say BO) b/c I still want to try this!

    I've only tried TF's Jasmine Rouge and White Suede so far but both have really hit the spot. After seeing your other reviews re Ford's scents I can't wait to try out more esp. this one.

    Why oh why did they have to discontinue BO VdF though? VdF sounded right up my tuberose-loving alley. :(

  • @pascha120 Haha, you read through the lines, I thinkBlack Orchid is truly a fascinating and pleasing fragrance. I share your dismay over Black Orchid Voile de Fleur being discontinued. That was *such* a beautiful perfume.

  • IS IT FOR MEN OR WOMEN???

    I GUESS ITS FOR MEN

  • @thedamgame It's for both men and women.

  • Hehe everyone has such a strong opinion about this video/fragrance. I used to HATE this scent with a passion, but as I've gotten more confident with myself, I've grow to love it.

  • Your reviews are not only useful, but incredibly hilarious. I don't know how you keep a straight face. :)

  • @forteatwo Happy to hear the reviews are hitting the spot.

  • Is this review a joke? cheesy peak? smelling of a man's crotch? you are really off track here. It's a woody oriental and quite different from his other variant on the fragrance (a floral oriental) voile de fleur

  • @SuddenSparkles Yes, it's really different to Voile de Fleur which is a tuberose affair. You'll have to take your "men's crotch" concerns to Tom Ford - that's what he's reported to have requested in creative directing Black Orchid. Mercifully, that part's not coming through for you!

  • i've been using for over a year now, and i loved it in the beginning. it's one of those scents that you kinda get bored of after a while because maybe it's very intense. I recommend having 2 or 3 other colognes to switch time to time.

  • its seems that u hate the smell of black orchid. could u recommend me of a trusted website to my tomford perfumes

  • I am so sorry u have such a lousy sense of smell Katie!I receive compliments all the time wearin black orchid!

  • @shermin62 Huh? I never said I didn't like Black Orchid. It's strange and beautiful. It's only right that you should get compliments.

  • I like her, shes funny.

  • @KatiePuckrikSmells hoping you can clarify something for me... Is there a difference between black orchid and black orchid voile de fleur? Or is it just how it's marketed in different parts of the world? Hope you have answers! Love the vidz. Xo

  • @pvalex2004 I do have answers! They are 2 completely different perfumes, and sadly, Voile de Fleur is discontinued (though it can still be found online). VdF is a beautiful, feminine gardenia perfume, softer than Fracas, but leaning in that direction.

  • I keep getting mixed messages on who exactly Black Orchid is for, Sephora has it listed for men, Is this scent unisex?

  • @bellezataina It's marketed as unisex, although it's a little on the flamboyant side of what men are usually offered.

  • you make it sound discusting! mushroom and cheese!

  • @deathstarXslaughter Haha. But not so disgusting on a pizza!

  • Hahaha... this was fun! Love ya style!

  • @MrDiamondcut Thanks!

  • Horrible scent! Sorry

  • There are some fragrances that have that "odd" smell to them.

    Dolce and Gabbana's "The One" has that somewhat urinary smell to it.

  • LOLOLOLOL..oh my goddddddd ..."like piss"

    i die when i watch this and i agree 100%....i dont know if i feel weird wearing it now!!!! laughing harddddddddd oh man

  • @robinmosesnailart Don't feel weird wearing it - it's a wonderful, dramatic perfume!

  • @KatiePuckrikSmells indeed!!! you are fantastic

  • Michael Jackson wore this perfume... interesting..

  • Hello Katie, How are you? Fernando From Brazil again :)... I'd like to know if men can wear this fragrance ( Tom Ford Black Orchid ) ? This is good for the night in the club?

    I heard that this fragrance has a long lasting and good projection, is corretc? Thank You again? I love your reviews, you are the best for me!! :)

  • @Fejosol This one would be perfect for a club scent.

  • @KatiePuckrikSmells Thank you, I'll buy the Black Orchid,undoubtedly!

  • you look more beautiful with this hair style <3

  • tut tut ...... katie did you say 'PISS' .....naughty lol

  • I think Tom Ford's Private Blend line has some real standouts, but I feel it has a crazy-expensive pricepoint that seems unjustified, other than to signal "this is luxury, people!" It does seem to take cues on some of its more ambitious fragrances from Lutens. To me, the Lutens line feels more deluxe & unique.

    Guerlain is such a different animal to Tom Ford Private Blends - no comparison. Guerlain's line contains the very history of modern perfume with Jicky, Mitsouko, Shalimar, etc.

  • I like your hair like this.

  • You describe scent so beautifully. I can watch your vids all day just to hear what you come up with.

  • @NYCbound11 That's very nice - thank you!

  • mushroomy chocolate and berry? hmm. I always thought it was mango and coconut milk, trailed by the scent of orchids at the basenotes (it's a dead ringer for yardley's hanging gardens orchid talc/edt) but i do like your description, and facial expressions :p

  • @nekoboy86 I like your description, too!

  • I ordered a mini off ebay...because your damn review topped off all the other reviews I read. You cracked me up with your serious jokes.

  • @littlerayray77 Experimenting with minis is a great way to check out these perfumes. Also, Sephora and some dept stores will make up free sample atomizers of whatever fragrances you want to try.

  • I finally plucked up the courage to wear this to work today. While it's lovely it just wouldn't budge from the Kouros-esque 'unwashed body' smell. It just kind of lingers in the background. Either that, or I didn't wash thoroughly enough this morning. Hmm... I'll try it again tomorrow.

  • @alnsubuga Haha...

  • You give the best info, in your own spicey.

    Con-grads

  • Hi, wandered if you can help. I am a male living in the UK. I smelt Tom ford black orchid and REALLY liked it, however one shop said to me it's unisex, some other shops say only for ladies??? Can u tell me for sure who it's for? Thanks

  • @RebShloime Don't let the sales assistants steer you wrong: Black Orchid is for men and women. The same stuff in the same bottle is sold at both men's and women's fragrance counters. Get it, wear it, love it.

  • Thanks for the super detailed, great review again!

    I ordered a sample of it this evening as I always fall for fragrances that call themselves black, noir or sth.. so we'll see how the ol' emo kid at heart likes the scent ^^

  • @flexiplnt Let me know what your inner emo thinks when you try it!

  • yes it was one of MJ's perfume (Women's scent) so i have one.. for me, the smell lasts long til the next morning... but i feel the scent is too sweet for me

  • Wow! Great review. Think I'm in love.

  • I have read that this is Michael Jackson's (or was sadly) favorite. So I want it to.

    Glad to hear that men can use it to

  • @mtf1253 MJ loved gardenia fragrances.

  • I had a sample

    tried it on skin but it doesnt last very long

    But i thought EDP is very long lasting

    So, what concentrate do I have to buy

    like Pure perfume or something?

    To make sure it lasts veeeery long

    because I just want no other scent

    love Black Orchid and would be great if it just lasts longer

    cheers

  • @DudeFromTheBeach Edp is longer lasting than edt or edc, & yes, pure parfum has the highest concentration of perfume oils of all, & would be longest lasting. But the variables are the built-in tenacity of the fragrances (certain ones just last longer than others, depending on the ingredients and the composition), as well your skin's ability to hold onto a fragrance.

    I believe Black Orchid is available in a perfume oil, and you might consider layering the edp with the oil for greatest tenacity.

  • cn guys wear this too? cuz i kinda like the scent

  • @ElectroHouseStyle 100% yes!!! In fact, you'll find Black Orchid on both men and women's fragrance counters - it works for both flavors of people.

  • I'm loving the oil spray, on paper at least. I wonder if the EDP is any different. Intend to try it on my skin soon, and sparingly, since I can smell the paper swatch I got more than 24 hours ago from across the room.

  • @muniqueen1 Oh yeah - essential to try it on your skin. I've not tried the oil spray of Black Orchid, but I'll bet it's great - probably really long lasting due to oil formulation. If there's an oil version of a fragrance, that's the one I tend to wear, cuz it seems to wear a little closer to the skin (your Black Orchid strip broadcasting across the room notwithstanding) & it's softer, & it's also a bit moisturizing, which I love.

    I schmear Frederic Malle Musc Ravageur oil on my legs & arms.

  • debauched--I love your descriptions--I think you're exactly right about Black Orchid. It's almost embarrassing to wear

  • LMAO! I didn't expect to hear those words come out of such a sweet and pretty face. I love your videos. I'm glad I found your channel.

  • @keely38 Haha! Thanks, keely!

  • hahahahahaha this is the first video ive encountered of yours, and im already hooked. such pretty pictures you paint :) im running out to sephora pronto for a wiff of this stuff!

  • Glad you're enjoying my "artwork", semisweetness!

  • Wow, now that's a review! Even for you Katie, that was quite a laugh. Thanks.

    I believe this was first released as ladies, then switched to unisex or mens. IMO it's a bold woman, or sexually comfortable man. (I'm the latter). After testing this only a few times I'm already planning to buy a bottle.

  • Well thank you kindly, coffeeboob.

    I agree with your Black Orchid customer profiling.

  • PS - I do apologize about my weird username. I was at a coffee shop years ago when I signed up to Youtube and looked around and wrote down the first 2 things I saw.

  • Heh.

  • OMG! This sounds sooo disgusting! LOL ..

  • thanks 4 the video katie, i am a tom ford fan and i bought black orchid it smells gorgeous and totally my scent but it's not long lasting do u agree ? i mean on my clothes it stays but on my skin it doesn't after an hour :(

  • I haven't noticed a longevity issue, but it's handy that Black Orchid comes in a dry oil and other body products, so you can layer them to make the scent last longer.

  • For everyone that has heard this was MJ favorite perfume..maybe..but can u really believe anything Latoya says? haha. No but really, I read an article from Karen Faye his makeup artist and he did like this fragrance but only wore it when he could not get his favorite fragrance Bal a Versailles (pure parfum of course). They smell similar in my opinion.

  • What? You can't trust LaToya? Next you'll be telling me Santa isn't real...or that Rodrigo the Perfume Dog doesn't secretly talk!

    From what I've read, MJ was a huge perfume fan, and I'm sure like any self-respecting fumehead, he had a bunch in his collection. Cool to hear that he was a Bal à Versailles lover - that's in my collection, too.

    I also read that he loved another old one, Jungle Gardenia. It seems he loved big, decadent, "grande dame" fragrances.

  • LOL..Do you have the Bal a Versailles pure parfum? I have the EDT and I have heard that the pure parfum in the smallest bottle smells waaaay better than the EDT.

  • I do have the parfum, which is richer and more incense-y than the only other version I've smelled, which is the eau de cologne I sneakily opened at Loehmann's - and then got yelled at for by the SA.

  • so Katie ,is Black Orchid mens and Black Orchid womens the same fragrance in different bottles? or are they different versions? im getting confused by the comments

  • There is only one Black Orchid fragrance, in only one bottle, but it is sold to both men and women.

  • hmm..when I went to look for it, the lady at the counter said they were all out of Black Orchid for Men, but she did have the womens.She said the Mens has been selling like crazy lately, that they are always running out. So what's the deal?

  • No way of putting it more politely: she doesn't know what she's talking about. There is only one Black Orchid, in only one bottle - black glass with gold label.

    (Incidentally, I have the wrong bottle at the beginning of my video - it's the Black Orchid Voile de Fleur bottle, with the black label instead of the gold...I goofed up!)

    Ask your lady to show you the "women's" Black Orchid. If it's the black bottle with the gold label that reads "Tom Ford Black Orchid", then that's the right stuff.

  • Michael Jackson a porté ce parfum régulierement avant son décès

  • Yes, several viewers have mentioned that - it's interesting, isn't it? I think Michael was fond of tuberose/gardenia smells in general.

  • Love your comments as always very educational and different, thanks.

  • Thank you, letty!

  • I just bought Lola from Marc Jacobs. I do like it and I will like for you to do a review on it. thanks.

  • Hello.. Is this review for Black Orchid? The bottle you're showing isn't BO but Voile De Fleur!

  • Whoops! I do believe your eagle eyes have caught the mistake. It's is indeed the VdF bottle, not the BO bottle, which is the same, but with a gold plate on the front. Apologies.

  • Thanks! I will have to check that one out.... Do check out Tuscan Leather though - i would love to hear your thoughts on it.

  • Okay-doke.

  • Hi, I'm a new subscriber - I love your reviews, great, so funny! I would love you to review Tom Ford Tuscan Leather - I smelt it recently and can't get it out of my head..! Or have you already reviewed it? Thanks.

  • Welcome aboard! Haven't reviewed Tuscan Leather - there's a lot to love in Tom Ford's Private Blend collection. I'm digging Noir de Noir at the mo...

  • Michael Jackson's favourite perfume...

  • So I hear...

  • haha i love this review. i just subscribed!

  • Welcome aboard!

  • this was a much more "adult" review! LOVE IT!

  • Thanks, Cubby. Rating this one "R".

  • "sweet and.... piss"

    HAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • This scent is pretty weird. The top notes are indeed "interesting". I bought mine for that reason alone [a gift set!]. It was a contender for Chanel Allure Sensuelle. They both have facets of all "perfume families". It's a spiced oriental/gourmand/green/woody/­chypre: a chimera of a scent. Black Orchid is a long, raven haired oriental woman wearing a stylish yet loud multilayered kimono. She may seem wild at first but once she exposes the layers of a more muted nature she's really quite tame.

  • After a certain stage, it's just too darned exhausting to be wild all the time. Even Black Orchid Kimono Lady needs to lie down and take a nap.

  • By the way, could you do Egyptian Goddess by Auric Blends?

  • Hmmm...maybe could work it into a review of various musks. I do give Egyptian Goddess a shout-out in my review of the Twilight fragrance.

  • .....Like a man's.....crotch?

  • "Way to make an entrance" smelling like decomposing foods. Hahaha!  NICE!

  • i can't tell if you like it or not haha, very sarcastic; but i love all your reviews so catchy, visual and lots of "imagery" and fun.

  • I like this fragance a lot. I love your channel and I am glad I found it. You are a very beautiful lady with great taste and knowledge of perfumes. Thanks for creating these videos!

  • That's very nice to hear - thanks!

  • Tom Ford is a really weird dude, that's for sure.

  • Oh my Gosh!! CHOCOLATE!!! Katie what a perfum!! And I love how do you describe and use those technical words of an absolute nose! Could you teach me please? =)

  • Your own nose can teach you. Just put a little consciousness into your everyday smelling - all smells: food, nature, people, perfume. You'll start to make connections, and to be able to remember them. It's all about where you put your focus. And how much a "fume-nerd" you are!

  • Yeah! I know, everyday I try very hard to train myself smelling every possible smell, but come on!! you know there are some secrets you use, and a kind of techniques to keep smells in your mind!

  • My only technique is repetition. Smell enough different perfumes with sandalwood or iris, and you begin to recognize it when you come across it.

    And reading all the wonderful perfume blogs and writers out there is so educational and inspiring, too.

  • I'm confused on what this colon smells like! LOL you described so many things!

  • sounds a little like Angel.

  • Angel is all about the chocolate/cotton candy/patchouli, and while Black Orchid has a chocolate note, it's more restrained, and blended with florals. Black Orchid isn't as loud and penetrating as Angel, and not as "edible".

  • Love it!

  • Can't wait to smell like sweetness and piss....or my own high-class GROIN. Love you Katie!!!!

    Tell your pals about AVE. 43 the Series...also on YOUTUBE!

  • Hahaha! I LOVE this! Thanks Katie! Smelling like a man's crotch never seemed this appealing! Mmmm...

  • MMM how I love a good crotch scent. Thanks Katie!

  • ahhh YES I've been waiting for this review! This is one of my favourite scents to wear...thanks for nailing the description down pat, it was fun to watch your input!

  • You get better w/ each vid

  • HAHAHA. Do you write erotic novels? You'd be great at that. I love this review. I have to sniff this now.

  • lol!

  • True. "Debauched", "boozy" etc.

    I find on my skin the scent is mostly spicy and the lethal dose of coumarin makes the vanilla last forever [once the weird top notes fade, it smells like a derviative of Angel]. And it's definitely a chypre in my book because it contains treemoss and oakmoss extracts.

  • Hilarious! You do have a way with words. I don't think Black Orchid's for me...

  • i simplly love ur way with words!

    u have such a nice way to describe a parfume!:X<3

  • You remind me of a character on Desperate Housewives (and I mean that in the best way possible!)

  • Enother great review!!! I really appreciate your videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This scent is one of my favorites! They should have marketed it to both men and women. I had heard that story about Tom Ford and never knew if it were true. If it is he has had his nose in some great places! LOL!!

  • Hi Patrick! I've seen Black Orchid in both men's and women's fragrance sections, so I think it is sold as a shared fragrance.

  • honestly,not for me,one of my best friends swear by it.

  • I really love Black Orchid - 'Pleasingly Weird' is definitely an appropriate label but it's so unique. I always get comments when i wear this, although granted they're not always positive :)

  • Wow Katie, you've out done yourself with this review! Between the "piss", "men's crotch" and "shoot it's wad at the top", I'm not sure Black Orchid's for me, but part of me just has to give it a sniff !! Another great review, thank you!

  • Never heard it said better!

  • did you say Piss pmpl you crack me up :0)

    xxxJoolsxxx

  • Holy cow, this one sounds interesting. Something I'd like to smell once or twice but maybe not wear. Thanks for another informative and entertaining review. :)

  • this one doesn't sound like something I want to try

  • Funny! I tried this frag a few weeks ago and kind of liked it. Now I'm not so sure...

  • If you liked it, trust your nose!

  • don't think I wanna try this one, lol

  • sweetness and piss? lol, damn..

  • You had me at piss.

  • lol

  • you are too funny!

  • Great review!

  • Very funny!

  • sweetness, and piss. LMAO

  • The Black Orchid smells like crap. Tom Ford's White Patchouli smells awesome.

  • i cant really tell if you like it or not, is it true what tom ford said?! i think im gonna try it!!! youre great

  • very funny, have to try it at Sephora

  • Sounds very interesting...

  • I was prepared to love this one and I do love the dark, truffley, almost liqourice opening, but then it becomes all about the pineapple on me with hints of chocolate and it just annoys me. I wish they would do a version with just the beginning notes! Michael Jackson's favourite perfume apparently.

  • I'd heard MJ was a perfume lover, but didn't know this was his favorite.

  • eau de piss, nice.

    Leather and crotch reminds me of a gay parade. Not the kind of crotch I want to be intimate with.

  • Crotchy? Wow. Apparently, I'm speechless.

  • hilarious lol

  • LOVL...Omg, this is brilliant!

  • OMG!! :))) I had to backup the clip to make sure I heard you correctly when you said piss! lol I love your reviews. Given that it's Tom Ford...(I love the man don't get me wrong) his nose knows groins. Have a good weekend.

  • is cheesy good? lol

  • I tried this perfume the other day and I just can't stand it... urg... not for me, I guess...

  • Ohhh I want this fragrance. And it was suposedly Michael Jackson's favorite perfume.

  • Katie! You are BRILLIANT!!!! I had to replay your video eight times and couldn't stop laughing. You always hit the target...and it smells long after :-)

    Love!

  • LMFAO i love it

  • LMAO! this was so wickedly nasty! I need to smell this!

  • Hi, Katie, you are so right about the "cliched choices for men". My boyfriend thinks everyone at his work smells like allure, chanel, so he does not use it anymore.

    and he likes watery fragrances and I love making weird gifts, so thank you for this review. It's always a pleasure listening to you: You pick your words, your background, your athmosphere very carefully. Nice work!

  • Thanks, lindashila!

  • One of my favorites!I love TF's uniqueness. I get[[[[[[[[]]]]]]] so tired of "commercial".

  • Me too! Even if an offbeat fragrance isn't for me, if it's well put together and kind of "works", I'm just glad it exists.

  • Wow, that scent just sounds odd. I must go out and smell it! You've got my sniffers curious.

  • I love this perfume---and this review!

  • Thanks kindly!

  • A man's crouch

    That Tom Ford...

    Thanks, Katie!

  • :D now do black star! haha, sounds interesting.

  • are you reading that... or do the words just flow.....

    good job!

  • Thanks! I plan what I'm going to say in advance.