Segway Wreck Fall Crash Compilation Collection

[MATilbrook]

1:14 i said da fook?

[ashboogie999]

Retards.

[WoolyTheBooly]

They aren't really that hard...

[catchfree84]

1:02 lmfao 

[BaritonWienVienna]

the biggest fun with segway is to get injured. its so funny man, and the pain, yeah, wonderful, so, ...keep on going until you can´t. :)

[Sophocles2411]

Dislike bar is as small as my dick!

[Jakichildhero]

On my first time riding a segway. I had to figure it all out, how to ride it. I hit one car, hit one person and jumped too times off of it. And after all that, it is still a fun thing to do. And I'm not buying a segway cause it's much more fun if you rent it.

[kjun13]

So you want to get somewhere faster than walking, but don't want to use a car?

Of course, being in the 21st century, the last thing you want is a bike.

What with their ease of use, low price, nearly unlimited distance capability, and general reliability, they're just so passe.

This sound rational? Then the Segway is for you!

[hfdpayner]

@kjun13 In an age where apple has developed the "iBin" which senses rubbish so you dont have to step on the peddle, some people have so much money and are very lazy so they dont get a bike they get a segway.

[thecod25]

How the hell dose a civilian get his hands on. A boom suit

[h7iws]

True, they remind me of the bike with one wheel, theres usually also a clown on them :)

[88Natan]

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[Iceechibi]

They see me rollin' my segway...

[kinkysmile909]

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[ojamalio]

What ever happened to the bicycle?

[ShadowACE1998]

The worst part about this is these people just had money to throw down the toilet on a Segway they can't ride. These things start out around seven grand. My motorcycle and everything I've put into it still hasn't cost me seven grand and I can take it on the highway.

[RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77]

Segways are so much fun. I would not pay full price but if they were a couple hundred bucks I would own one and ride it everywhere.

[mitdafocas]

segway is amazing for younger people

[LeadLead]

0:03 Krusty the clown. Listen!

[leno140]

wow i tested the segway they are really easy to ride if you know how to these people in the video dont know what the hell there doing

[kain1384]

It's only funny if they get seriously injured. We're laughing AT them, not WITH them.

[kontolan]

segway is so gay looking! haha

[staragoraTV]

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[ToddonCapeCod]

My wife fell off one of these things. Good thing she was waering a helmet, because she had no scrapes on her, which probably meant she came down on her head!

[BOBXLII]

I think only the owner of the Segway company would be qualified enough to ride one of these safely.

[SVnerd]

@BOBXLII

FYI the owner of Segway was just reported to have died while he was riding one. Story goes that he fell off a 30ft cliff while on an all terrain version segway

[BOBXLII]

@SVnerd Oh, I see what I did there. ;)

[y2knoproblem]

@BOBXLII I think not.

[ruflower]

Dangerious stuff unless you are very athletic or agile or Segway promotors

[Lapisme]

Curly; " Hey Moe, I bought a Segway cause i'm to lazy to walk. " Moe; " You bought a what? " Curly; " A Segway. " Moe; " Whats a Segway? " Curly; " Oooooooh i'm not sure maybe about seventy pounds. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk. " Moe; " Why you gyro head! Come-ere you i'll Segway you! " Curly; " No Moe no! Whoop whoop whoop whoop! "

[voon100]

The inventor said the Segay would revolutionised on how people would travel. IT DID NOT.

BTW The British owner of Segway Jimi Heselden just died from using a Segway, he fell off a cliff.

[normank27]

@voon100 that is hilarious, how the fuck do drive a segway off a cliff other than being dangerously close to the edge? sounds like moron

[sniperr12]

haha almost all the crashes are in the I2.. thats why i bought th X2 ^^... never buy the I2 hahaa nice vid. :)

[DDDyson]

You can hurt yourself just as bad wth a bicycle if you use it wrong.

[Xbox36te]

i dont like how some of the clips, they fast forward it

[paaary]

here is the problem with all ur comments, the only thing wrong with segways r the people that ride them, in short- u cant be a dumb ass, nuff said

[eckyspondoolie]

danger danger danger

segways are evil

[pearzzz]

I'm so glad there are people our there who are willing to ridicule themselves for the amusement of others :) Life would be so dull without these retards. I salute you all!!!

[3shacks1house]

Lazy fucks....

[bilo30040]

the only fun one was 0:32

[GoProHDRacer]

It looks like a bunch of liberals in this video...

[rockcrawler14]

That was a horrible video

[andr00123]

this is soo gay

[WarFlare]

stop with the fast forward...

[uniforchrist]

FAIL

[choopiel]

You thought cars were cool;eh?

[voon100]

So the purpose of this video is to point out Segway is SHIT?!

[matzac15]

ummm aint segways supost to be like falling pruf

[tweeber69]

rich dumbasses lol

[debuskey]

LOL!! I can relate...me and my bro have had some good falls/wipeouts!! We finally got a flip cam and got a few on video so far...click on my name to see.

[TheIrieOne87]

why are falls so classically comedic.

[darkrauser1]

Everyone does the same thing, rocking back and forth.

[stingraystud]

SEGGAY

[xXNinJerkerXx]

1:15 seconds of fails rlly

[ikrilm]

i've already seen a man doing a wheelie with a segway

[000thisone000]

why not put some wheelie bars on the front and back, problem solved

[gurbaksh]

its a lazy ppl product... y don't we walk for good health instead being technology buzz.

[UnSaintLike]

I rather walk or ride a bike than to use a segway

[husse]

@UnSaintLike Have u tried it?

[InstrumentalGamer]

Well, half the people riding these Segways are completely retarded, or spazes.

[sebifernandez1]

@UnSaintLike that's because you never tried a segway

[UnSaintLike]

@sebifernandez1 I have tried it. It is innovative but where I live it is not permitted to be used on the pavements. It is also very ridiculously expensive.

[RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77]

@UnSaintLike Have you ever been on one of these things? If you had you'd be singing a different tune.

[UnSaintLike]

@RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77 Yes I have, and I don't see the problem with riding a bike or walking instead. Yeah it is brilliant but it is not permitted to be used in where I live.

[faultyservice]

@UnSaintLike

in 2020 when these are generic and cost <$500 everyone will own one in africa.

[SquatDeadPress]

why not just walk lolllll. just riding a segway makes you look like a douchebag

[coolfly005]

ouch?! how much do segways cost?

[Gumpa2]

onetime i went with a segway and it worked very well

[Danotto9797]

DONT BUY A SEGWAY!!!!

[AsboDolche]

they look well unsteady

whats wrong with a good old bike?

[failbloglover]

funny stuff, but no music

[LP1995XL]

i wish i have one

[flipy911]

haha so funny!!

[RcarterR123]

0:03

[MellowLlamaa]

LMAO at 00:14

[321asdfff]

people that have bad things to say about Segways CAN'T AFFORD THEM. They are just poor fucking souls that work at McDonalds and are complete losers that dropped out of high school. Those guys have no education at all. LOSER!!!!

[MrGlennz0r]

I thought Segway's were only for fat people?

[kjun13]

besides costing as much as a used car, theres almost no way to ride one of these without looking like a complete asshole.

[harsonwite]

haha thats so true! its not cool to ride them, but everyone wants to... lol i wonder how fast they can go

[jflash214]

@kjun13 they should call their new model the segway asshole or maybe the segway jackass.

[InstrumentalGamer]

@kjun13 Haha, yep, I take mine out on a ride every day. Do some donuts, off road, all that stuff. :)

[lilbromarky1]

@kjun13 That's a funny fucking quote :)

[NvHessler]

hey bluffeddood you sound very americant have a great life .

[dekkard]

Not yet ;) If they never walk again, that can change ;)

[mail22]

If you're going from room to room, why don't you just walk (like a normal human)

[XXdjfanXX]

Yeah but ppl are just lazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[KingOfNoblePark]

funny as hell, those things had a mind of its own.

[vixyman]

HAHAHA! 0:45

TOOOL.

take that medico. *splat*

[BaritonWienVienna]

indeed we are far away. broke my legs two times with a segway in the forest last week. my leg didnt want to leave the segway. :)

also nice sound when it cracked into peaces.

unluckely i have no video about that.

greets

[ESXi3]

you can try a mountain cycle ..

[nippondancing]

more versatile and safe, fast and FUUUNNNNN

[mercerst]

Is that Bernie Maddoff at scene .40?

[dekkard]

Its a nice invention, but arent Poeple fat enough anyway? There is a reason why we were born with 2 feet...

[CanItAlready]

Hmm. None of the people crashing/falling off those segways were fat...

[yamahabansheerider]

LMAO

[azsondvl]

I busted my ass on one of those things going on a down hill street...it sucked

[matrox]

Those things are dangerous and someone can get killed! Why has not the government outlawed these menacing vehicles!?

[nrg078]

like if cars, bike`s and even bicycles don`t kill people ?

what u suggest ? we all only walk ?

every mean of transportation has the risk it could turn out lethal -_-`

[bcmalloy]

No system is perfect, when a failure of ANY kind will send you flat on your face you gotta marvel at the complete lack of basic common

sense of a segway rider. ....

power failure = flat on face

low power = flat on face

sensor failure = flat on face

error in logic =flat on face

loss of traction = flat on face

If you ride one brace yourself for the inevitable day you end up flat on your face.

good entertainment though :)

[SoilentGr33n]

Segway crashes are the funniest thing

[R3N1GM4]

1:03 Epic fail.

[thriller920]

segfail lol XD

[sethsbest]

my theory: the inventor of the segway was only in it to see how far people would go to make fools of themselves... I think that a new and improved mode of transportation was the last thing on his mind...

I like this guy's sense of humor :)

[emohleec]

Please do not tell me people are actually arguing about segways. Wow. Find something a little more productive, maybe? Why must everybody fight over videos on some website? Very silly.

[USFED645]

I hate seeing brainless assholes abuse these beautifully designed and expensive machines. They are not roller blades and these idiots have no respect for nice things. They deserve to get skinned up and have to pay a high price to get their machines repaired. Ass holes are everywhere!

[jxcream]

stfu twat, they pay for it so they can do what they want with it.

i cant actually believe someone said something so stupid, thats the worst message ive ever heard anyone preach in my life

its the kind of thing the westboro baptist church might come out with

[Bluffeddood]

fucking americans i hope you die with those things after wasting your fucking moneys on em...

[upsstore]

go and watch more cartoon porn u fucking fag hahahahah!

[Bluffeddood]

HAHAHAHAHAH u go watch ur sick german porn!! HAHAHAA

[Marcmannugget]

yeah idiot um money is already plural....moneys? what the fuck are you anyways?

[Bluffeddood]

money is the thing you need in this shitty world. americans will die because of lama and leave their homes and thats good =D

[Marcmannugget]

and you still dont make sense, you gothic anime watching, nerdy fat fuck cock sucker

[Bluffeddood]

half of it was right - half of it was wrong. go die you fat american who goes mcdonald's 24/7 ..

[upsstore]

hahaahah theres just no coming back when u watch cartoon porn dude

[Bluffeddood]

Hahaha i cant belive youre another fat fuck american who replies to my comment which deserves you americans right. go suck your granpa's dick okay, i bet you had to do a favor to ur mom so she could get you in good school with the money she earned by whoring. Thx bye !

[ezekielvictor]

go get em, tiger.

[Bluffeddood]

lol ?

[Fortressen]

WTH is wrong with you? With proper education you wouldn't need to resort to a) offensive swearing b) discrimination/racism & c) hopeless english.

Time you cleaned up your own act. Same goes for Marcmannugget

[Bluffeddood]

What The Hell is WRONG WITH YOU ? if your another fuck-head who keeps crying 'n crying beside the american fucks who are lazy so they buy a segway... with proper learning to shut the fuck up you should resort to a) Shut Up - b) I Am Nazi-Racist against those who are not white or not from asia - c) I Think you need to learn english. Mine is A since i graduated. And im working at IT-service business. there you have to be able to speak english 100%+10% perfectly. i help ppl like you day by day .Thx

[Fortressen]

If you did get an education then the problem lies in your personality. Resorting swearing is just another way of admitting that you don't know how to insult without letting the other person know directly.

[Bluffeddood]

yes my personality is fucked up, i can admit it too, i just want to kill as many people as i can when new war sets on this stupid earth so i can get rid of fuck-heads like you. World Destruction is something i wait everyday.

[BarneyFlart]

I agree with Fortressen 100%. There is way too much useless swearing, vulgar comments, and hopless English on Youtube. Time for some of the people to just clean up their act. It makes people look rediculous as if modern society is just too stupid to write a proper comment.

[sdhjtge]

...who cares as long as people understand what you mean what difference does it make?

[BarneyFlart]

What difference does it make? Do I really have to expain it to you? Ok, I will. The use of innapropriate language makes you look like an idiot. Thats the difference it makes. You can't speak with any authority, you sound like an idiot during a job interview, generally people look at you like your a low level retard. Thats the difference it makes.

[Ondes809]

So you would prefer if the English had more hopping here?

Sorry, just you can't make comments about poor English then mess up yourself. xD

[livardo]

those things kill you dead...

with kindness.

[2Str0k3]

LMFAO!

[MustBeEmoProductionz]

lolololol at 1:04

[RaffRene]

omg... 1:03 looks so terribly painful... lmao...

btw, Segway rule, absolutely not useless shit, idiot...

[sciroccoguy]

When you give stupid people segways.

[aaronbow70690]

when you give normal people stupid useless shit.

[bodyboarder3452]

no you really have to be like more than just an idiot to fall off something that tried to keep you from falling off lol

[12OclockLow]

Lol well thats what it seems like but look at, say 1:08, he rapidly shoots forward and stops, so while leaning backwards the segway kicks reverse and then loses traction when it suddenly has to go forward again. Almost like overcompensating. I dunno pretty hard not to fall off when that happens.

[touchd0wn]

i so want to try this shit

[TheDoc4000]

i know I think it would be sooo east too

[gaaraincendiario]

i habe one and i never crash and i am a kid of 12 years old

[kilomopoo]

i never did like segways,except the fact see'ing ppl trying too hard to learn how to use it

[copyhut]

These people ride Segways like old people fuck.

[klerkan]

hm some ppl just cant drive segway, or they dont have any idea about how it works.

[discoboxplayer]

really? watching this video i wouldnt have thought