Bill Burr & Anthony Cumia on Why Dogs Suck

[autobot69000]

anthony has a good point

[biggydx]

This whole dogs asshole conversation is so funny

[curvatureflow]

haha a gun you can pet

[RioEllington]

4 people have dog-asshole-face.

[TheMRswimmerboy]

Dogs are awesome! The golden retrievers are the best dogs they dont bite at all unless you treat it wrong and no love towards it. thumbs up if you agree =D

[TheloniousKeys781]

The "27 and 2" line was brilliant.

[hexecutioner]

it should just be a bill burr and louis ck show...

[RandomShellAccount]

This whole interview had me in hysterics....

[e27481]

3 people suck, you guys apparently have never had a dog that tries to bite you even though you did nothing to it. That's bs that they do that shit.

[mssucks3462]

I love the part he calls him weirdo!! haha dog fetish

[L0new0lf91]

I work at a dog daycare..Now I gotta ask my boss about the finger in the asshole lockjaw release...

[sameer137]

Dogs suck

[helboi]

he had me at dog asshole face...lmao

[djangledoobledangus]

Then you got fuckin' dog-asshole face.

[Twobit333]

Their not saying dogs suck, their saying why dogs are awesome, or Bill is at least

[DominoShadow]

In all honesty. Humans are much more disgusting and dirty then any animal. If you really think about it. Dogs rock. If dogs didn't exist I would probably commit suicide. No one understands the dog bond until they own one (a large or medium dog not a stupid little one) And until they own one or do a little research about their psychology... their opinion do not matter, at all. Dog haters just talk out their asses all the time because they have no idea what they are talking about. It's funny.

[netskot]

@DominoShadow you are such a moron.

[DominoShadow]

@netskot Nice try. :P 

[CoolerKing37]

"THE DOG IS LICKING HIS BALLS!!!" ~ George Carlin

[NeroTheAtheist]

Ant is insane when it comes to clean things. I love dogs though.

[MissEgasMoniz]

Dogs stink, they are loud & obnoxious, they eat shit, they roll in shit, they destroy stuff, they kill and maim people, they chase cars 'cause they are so stupid, dog owners usually resemble their disgusting animals and I laugh every time I see one of you spud's carrying a bag of shit. Ahahahahaha.....

[DominoShadow]

@MissEgasMoniz You just described humans as well. They are loud and obnoxious, they eat shit, they destroy stuff, the kill and maim people, they chase cars, they usually resemble their disgusting friends and I laugh everytime I see one of you disgusting pieces of US trash walking around because you don't realize how stupid you look or sound. ROFL

[DominoShadow]

@MissEgasMoniz Lol

[TheBlueDogMan]

@DominoShadow . Bigotry is ugly in all forms and nationalities. You have a very judgmental and intolerant attitude. It makes me wonder how you could have feel like you have a morally superior position to others. Am I to understand you feel all US citizens are trash? You seem to be limited in your experience with other cultures and people.

[DominoShadow]

@TheBlueDogMan yes well I was basically saying the exact same thing you JUST said to me to MissEgasMoniz because clearly she (like you) have no perception of what a dog is. You merely pointed out the part you decided to act smart about rather than looking at the whole picture. Good job champ.

[DominoShadow]

@TheMarkusHines Case and point. Thank you Themarkushines.

[TheMarkusHines]

dogs are the best in my opinion thi guy can go somewhere on here

[Nutbustin1]

I love it when I see someone's dog sit on the carpet and spin around in a circle wiping their asshole on the Berber.  Or doing the old hiney scoot across the room leaving a trail of shit stain. Ball, ass, and dick-lickin' animals! Not to mention when they randomly pop a boner and drag dick juice across everything. Animals = outside!!!

[DominoShadow]

@Nutbustin1 Humans are just as bad if you think about it. If not worse.

[Nutbustin1]

@DominoShadow  I have never seen a person drag their ass across the carpet.

[DominoShadow]

@Nutbustin1 No but they polute their OWN water soucre. Their OWN food scource. They are greedy, fat and wasteful. So what if a dog wipes it's ass on the carpet? Why is that such a big deal? I don't understand. Wash the carpet... why are we so lazy as to think a dog wiping its ass is such a terrible crime. If we didn't have toilet paper we'd do the exact same thing but no... we cut down thousands of trees (which give us oxygen) in order to do that. Humans are idiots.

[Nutbustin1]

@DominoShadow I bet you wipe your ass on your carpet and then clean the carpet with your tougue.

[DominoShadow]

@Nutbustin1  You caught me.

[sXeHardcoreKid]

"dog asshole face" XD

[shedgen0]

Dogs lick their assholes, I have a Shepard/rotty mix... A complete beast, who licks his asshole and shlong all day

[odstarmor557]

i hate dogs (and cats)

[Akirathedon92]

Thumbs up if you googled 'Dogs jaw thumb up butt'

[King31395]

You get dog asshole face!!!

[rezmoneynwkubs]

pit bulls, another thing spooks ruin.

[oxBUSHIDOxo]

5:28 = the funniest fucking exchange i have ever heard

[AquinasRouter]

What's with people believing the pitbull myths. They dont have any inherit aggression that stuff just comes from stutpid assholes making pathetic attempts to explain aggressive behavior.

[msgundam2]

Bill Burr wife is having sex with the dog when he is on the road.

[WEEDSMOKEification]

cats are needy assholes! dogs are they shit! if someone breaks in your house what's a cat gonna do nothing. a pit on the other hand is going to bite mathafucka's face off!

[Freshhhhh1982]

@WEEDSMOKEification Cats will never save your life but they arent needy.

[DarkGenesis]

I loled at "dog asshole face"

[PerlePictures]

I'm DEFINITELY PRO PIT BULL. A few friends have them and they are the nicest dogs ever been around. Also...I deliver pizzas in a redneck shit hole area. They run up to me barking and I end up petting it by my car after the shitty owner leaves it alone while they're stuffing their dumb faces. They're not assholes unless the owner makes them that way.

[MrRedGrey]

oh.. 'her'.. my bad..;D

[MrRedGrey]

interesting how he calls the dog 'it' instead of 'him'.... interesting

[johnclavis]

Dogs *do* lick their assholes and then lick your face. What of it?

[mikejdem]

DOG ASSHOLES!!!!!!!  THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! Not as much odor as I would have thought...

[KittyEliska]

super vidd

[Debutante24]

I love it whenever people buy these huge gorgeous homes only to have dogs shit in them.

[ZqweBSname]

So funny when they fight

[jamestowlson]

"You should be living in a tree house"...Bill rules!

[s0undtribe]

Bill Burr's reaction somewhere around 3:05 is fuckin priceless

[s0undtribe]

i love dogs and prefer them as pets, but i have 10 times more respect for a cat than a dog... a dog cannot live in the wild 9 out of 10 times they die in the wild. a cat with its claws can live an entire life in the wild like nothing. clearly they are the superior animal in mental capabilities

[joninoftheleaf]

thats because the dog was petted and tamed for milleniums. it was humanitys fault dumbass

[s0undtribe]

I know that. However that is totally irrelevant and besides the point.

[joninoftheleaf]

not really. its completely relevant as they would be just as good as surviviors if it wasnt for u. and one thing i didnt add, dogs are wolves which survive just fine in the wild, alone or in packs

[s0undtribe]

dogs are NOT wolves, you are wrong about that, dogs are Canis lupis Familiaris, wolves are Canis lupis, they are 2 separate species in the same family.

Again, just because dogs once were feral, does not make that a valid point at all. we are talking about the present, not thousands of years ago. Cats are feral, dogs are not.

[joninoftheleaf]

dogs are tamed wolves, just because theyre rated different now, doesnt mean theyre still not the same. Same features, personalities, etc. Dogs are basically the same thing as wolves and you were apparently misinformed.

Cats were not ever actually "tamed" as they believe we are the pets not them. Bt if we did the same thing to cats as we did to dogs, which is pretty much torturing them to our side, theyd be the same.

[s0undtribe]

Your entire argument is based in a fantasy world where you talk about thousands of years ago and you say "if" this and "if" that.

and as i said, dogs and wolves are NOT the same species, they dont even have the same name. give it up already.

[johnclavis]

Which is why dogs are better pets and companions. Cats aren't companions at all; they're parasites. You can get rats and cockroaches to tolerate you, too -- that doesn't mean you should name them and bring them to the vet.

Dogs are man's best friend. Cats are lazy, bothersome scavengers and mangy dog food.

[s0undtribe]

you need your pet to hold your hand and

also cats dont just "tolerate" my cat follows me around my house and rubs up on my leg way more than my dog does, but my dog comes when he is called and does that stuff.

your exaggerated, dramatic, silly diatribe on cats is unsubstantiated and overblown, calm down bro its an animal, your opinion on it is so contrived

[johnclavis]

Of course your cats rubs up against you. He's keeping you marked with his scent. He rubs up against the couch, too; does that mean the couch is his "pal"?

Cats stink.

[s0undtribe]

I don't need him to be my "pal" I have "pals" who are human beings. My cat sits around my house or follows me around and I enjoy petting it and playing with it sometimes, I don't need it to be my friend. Sounds like you are looking for more than just a dog.

[ERoBB1]

Ever had a cat?

[TheMarkusHines]

@johnclavis Coudnt say it any better

[s0undtribe]

Cats can live in wilderness, dogs cannot, the only feral dogs that exist are ones that run around cities and neighborhoods getting food from people and garbage cans. Cats can live and hunt for themselves without any unnatural assistance. That makes them superior mentally.

[johnclavis]

@s0undtribe No, it means they aren't pack animals. I don't want a crazy loner living with me; I want someone I get along with. A dog can hunt with you, travel with you, keep watch, retrieve shit, comfort you when you're down and make you laugh when you need it. Cats don't do shit except catch mice and rub on you. Of course they're better by themselves. That's how they ought to be. Dogs are family members. Cats are utilities. I'm so glad you agree. Just don't kid yourself that your cat loves you.

[bigbagron]

Do you fuck your dog on a regular basis?

[CoDfan2011mw2]

Dogs bite people, pee on mailboxes, cars, ect, bark at all kinds of stuff. But worst of all, KILL CATS. Thats why I hate dogs. I HAD A SWEET, GENTEL CAT NAMED SOPHIE MAY FOR 7 YEARS!!!! SHE WOULDNT HURT A FLY !!! AND SHE WAS KILLED BY A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS BITTEN BY A DOG ON MY LEG WHEN I WAS LIKE 7, AND I HAVE THE SCAR TO PROVE IT!!!! I WAS NEARLY ATTACKED BY A DOG JUST THE OTHER DAY! Those are the reasons that I HATE, HATE, HATE, DOGS!!!!!!!!!

R.I.P Spohie May, my beloved campanion.

[johnclavis]

@CoDfan2011mw2 If dogs don't like you, then there must be something the matter with you. Maybe you're devil-spawn, or a replicant. You ought to see a scientist or something, just to make sure. Good luck, robot!

[CoDfan2011mw2]

@johnclavis

stfu u asshole.

i guess u didnt read anythn in my comment, or u did, agreed with me, and dont wanna admit it.

anyways, if some dog wants 2 be an asshole to me, fuck with me or my family, friend pets, property,ect, then i will fuck with it, and do a much better job of it.

but also. not all dogs are bad, probally 50% are good, and 50% are bad,

and its the 50% bad that i hate.

and the reason im cursing so much, is that you made me remember my cat sophie may, and im gettn pissed.

[johnclavis]

@CoDfan2011mw2 I apologize for my disrespectful words. All due respect to your loved one. I mourn your loss as I mourn my own.

[theclarkhome]

I have no problem with dogs, but cats are far smarter animals.

[TheMarkusHines]

@theclarkhome yea but there smarts don't help them on the work froce i saw dogs working with cops but i never saw a cat because cats are lame and boring lazy free loders

[theclarkhome]

@TheMarkusHines So what? You're telling me that an animal that will let itself be forced into working for a living is better or smarter than one who won't? I never heard of a white man being owned by a farmer and being forced to pick cotton for him. Does that make white people lame and boring and lazy compared to black people? I think not.

[DominoShadow]

@theclarkhome Dogs are not FORCED into working. They actually really enjoy it.

[theclarkhome]

@DominoShadow Then they're even more dumb than the average slave.  "Oh hi I'm a dog, please order me around and make me do shit for you, I live for it."

[johnclavis]

@theclarkhome Don't you have a job? Doesn't someone order you around and make you do shit? You're like a retard... ON CRACK!!1!

[DominoShadow]

@TheMarkusHines Haha well put.

[Beta2G]

Dogs suck. What an unnecessary burden they are.

[SomeNewKid11]

"dogassholeface" HAHAHAHAHA

[TxBoarHunter]

I LOVE dogs...and love the bit...If anyone talks shit about dogs, I'll knawl ur throat out

[BrosemiteSam258]

will ya

[dellophine]

lockjaw on a dog is a myth!

[CarlunatiK]

"ASS HOLE ON YOUR CARPET" lmao!

[scmanes]

a Dog is like a gun you can pet. ha ha

[DOitTOtheCROWD]

Bill Burr is the shit!!

[FunHurts]

"First of all Anthony, to act like you are not some filthy animal yourself..." rofl