Lol our neighborhood has a "Neighborhood Watch" thing. The only thing I know they've done so far is drive a patrol car around that flashes an orange light.
Dara: Mass Murder. like I'd want to move into the Amityville House. I go to into a bed room and see children staring at me from the stairs going "Look at what Ronnie did" and then show me the gun shot wounds on their backs.
@dantheman1507 What on Earth are you talking about? You never once mentioned homoeopathy. Let alone the fact that you have just attacked someone's intelligence without any justification whatsoever. You don't make sense.
what do you least want when you move in to a house "SKIDMARKS IN THE TOILET" oh and murder and who wants to view a house on fire oooh its a bit hot AVENGE ME!!!!!!!¬lmao oh ghosts for fucks sakes lmao MURDER HOUSE
07:30
Is that the white version of Frankenstein's monster?
ColtoMY 2 days ago
Stuck up even number pricks!
YlliTj 3 weeks ago
"germans"
michaelmckay00 1 month ago
Lol our neighborhood has a "Neighborhood Watch" thing. The only thing I know they've done so far is drive a patrol car around that flashes an orange light.
PointsofData 1 month ago
'NO its alright its a priest, its ok"
Spray him wit the hose!
JuanMcCormick 1 month ago
"Avenge me. AVEEENGE MAAY!!" ...mainly storage.. XD loool
Halldisa 2 months ago
Rythym's gonna get ya.
connorjnatella 4 months ago
3:14, I would've said "Mass Murder"
Dara: Mass Murder. like I'd want to move into the Amityville House. I go to into a bed room and see children staring at me from the stairs going "Look at what Ronnie did" and then show me the gun shot wounds on their backs.
DarthKieduss43 5 months ago 4
I'm johnny van feuglemeugle, now fuck off and stay off my lawn!
dehro 6 months ago
What you dont want in the House bfore buying...GERMANS! LOL Whut? xD
im laughing and im a german ;P
AnbuAssasine 7 months ago 4
My gran was once told by the estate-agent-person-thingie not to buy a house because it was haunted. She bought it anyway...
CrinimalMindsRox 7 months ago 2
"you get back from your holidays and your neighbour goes, JESUS i wouldnt go in there if i was you!" ......hilarious :L
stuartysimpson2008 7 months ago
You stuck-up even-numbered pricks! I'm gonna judge every person i ever meet hereafter on the number of their house =p
AngelBiLove 7 months ago
Germans, hahahahah
cem1yilmaz 7 months ago 5
Avenge me!
Deanbass77 8 months ago 7
I want to stay in the murder house!!
IrvsZazza 8 months ago 4
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There is no God
jakeyFTW 9 months ago
hilarious
1306emma 10 months ago
"skid marks in the toilet?!"
GunsmokeForever 10 months ago 2
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God this is just dumb, this cunt needs to get back into primary school
catscanflyhigh 10 months ago
@catscanflyhigh Okay, part 7 now, and you're still watching? ¬_¬
Leoanda 9 months ago
@Leoanda Contrast, every-things comparative. Without bad there is no good.
catscanflyhigh 9 months ago
"i turned into my driveway and the priest looked into the headlights and went SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" XD XD XD LMAO ROFL etc etc
2k10cal 10 months ago 2
The latinos are gonna get ya
kerrpy24vim 1 year ago 2
let it die, drink it. knock yourself out. omg i love him!
purpleskyxox 1 year ago
Omigoshh I laughed sooo hard at the no Irish! And the way he doesn't say his religious jokes in Ireland! Hahah!!! I'm Irish btw xxx
letsgolefties 1 year ago
Is that Andrew Maxwell @4.47 or am i seeing things? o_O
barrym494 1 year ago
It's taking these people a long time to say WHITE-ANTS!!!!
yellowmegavidz 1 year ago
"avenge me, aveenge mee"...."mainly storage"
kyproula88 1 year ago 31
This man is brilliant
Darkstar1484 1 year ago
Jonathan Foegelmoegel of the Foegelmoegel Finance Corporation!
Airstrip19 1 year ago 13
lool,, half my family are o'connells !! x
LilLolliJane 1 year ago
Lol at the facial expression at 5:31
Nandika92 1 year ago
yay i've done the miami boat thing :P
MrJohnbekx 1 year ago
Johnny van Fogle Mogul
BOSOX9004 1 year ago 7
*backs away*
"Mainly storage."
LeftyHandedGuns 1 year ago 5
has any one actualy ever viewed a house that has scid marks in the toilet?!
frickinradical 1 year ago
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* sorry, I'll get the keys"
lmao
phemyda94 1 year ago 11
He's hilarious!
AstronomiculVids 1 year ago
135'000 viewer :D
coolgal1506 1 year ago
so funny!! 'germans'?!!
philphil975 1 year ago
who watches to part 7 and then decides to hit dislike
0b0e1k 1 year ago 6
@0b0e1k Retards
Drogsboy98 1 year ago
@0b0e1k people who have gone temporarily blind and deaf..
MistiquexButterfly 1 year ago
"No Germans" fuck you
moehese 1 year ago
1:21 - Van Fooglemoogle is perhaps the funniest made-up name I've ever heard! Even typing it is making me laugh. XD
VassagoX66 1 year ago 6
"are we not good enough for ya, ya stuck up even number pricks?!?!"
ROFL xD
nfslpu 1 year ago 17
I vote Dara OBriain is very funny. :)
Tsugo582 1 year ago 2
'Avenge me, AVENGE ME!'
xD
neon012345 1 year ago 8
2:33 he guy in the audience looks so surprised, as if he really believed what Dara says about Gloria swimming wth the boat.
DontTouchMyVicodin 1 year ago
"...but BOO In the middle of the night!" x
TVCriticAmy 1 year ago 6
'Rhythm is gunna getcha.
And it does, it's addictive...'
ProtestTheIndie 1 year ago 2
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this guy is not very smart
dantheman1507 1 year ago
@dantheman1507 he has studied maths and theoretical physics at a college level
molliecoyle 1 year ago
@molliecoyle he also has a degree in chemical engineering
drunkonmilk87 1 year ago
@dantheman1507 he has studied maths and theoretical physics at a college level
molliecoyle 1 year ago
@molliecoyle
I did that in high-school and what does that have to do with homeopathy?
dantheman1507 1 year ago
@dantheman1507 What on Earth are you talking about? You never once mentioned homoeopathy. Let alone the fact that you have just attacked someone's intelligence without any justification whatsoever. You don't make sense.
CalmBlue 1 year ago
@CalmBlue
my bad
dantheman1507 1 year ago
@dantheman1507 Churr, bro.
CalmBlue 1 year ago
lol i'd just paint a giant goatse on the back of my house until they never came back.
Aegrim 1 year ago
I want to meet Johnny Van Fooglemoogle!
funnylookingkid 1 year ago 14
"Spray them with the hose...Its the only language they understand...
And Latin...They also understand Latin..."
LMAO!!!
jakkie111 1 year ago 7
Thank god for Dara he's put ireland on the map. Thnks Dara you've done us proud
kristinydnul444 1 year ago 9
No irish?
Notallowed101 2 years ago
Yep, used to be on signs in shops and stuff around Europe.
trollfinger 2 years ago
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And the US.
gwerith 2 years ago
Not really gwerith, more of an urban myth in the USA with a few scattered examples.
SayNayLegalEyes 1 year ago
It was used a lot in New York from what I hear, but that was years and years ago when. Glad that is over. I love Irish :P
gwerith 1 year ago
my lungs hurt from laughing
mattp7394 2 years ago 32
My sides are aching too.... but it hurts so good!
FieryHellraiser 2 years ago 6
"meeh, you're shit!" LMAO
CFC58 2 years ago 8
Thanks for uploading this Whosline999 I love Dara!!
MIZZPINEAPPLE67 2 years ago 16
Irish well we populate the earth so good luck there
beamerball666 2 years ago 3
GERMANS.
Redheadfury 2 years ago 21
"Spray him with the hose. It's the only language they understand...apart from Latin. They also understand Latin." XD XD XD
nullliner 2 years ago 274
@nullliner When was that bit?
sarsfield1998 2 months ago
@sarsfield1998 at the end: 10:32
nullliner 2 months ago
@nullliner I like how someone asked you a question on a comment you made 2 years ago. xD
DKOPness 2 months ago
@DKOPness Yeah. Probably a bit sad that I was around to respond!
nullliner 2 months ago
stuck-up even-numbered pricks xD
SatoTM3 2 years ago 27
@SatoTM3 I wonder if any people who live in even numbered houses gave you a thumbs up? I live at number 5 :)
SpocksSister08 2 years ago 2
"it seemed to calm him down"
LMAO
Cpt50Caliber 2 years ago 6
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nilocke 2 years ago
"And Latin. They also understand Latin"
mattdot666 2 years ago 9
first audience not to say brothel xxx
bexburn 2 years ago
She swan with the boat!!
ssimpkin 2 years ago 3
first audience that didnt say what??
princeofexcess 2 years ago
brothel
ssimpkin 2 years ago
thx
princeofexcess 2 years ago
Brothel.
AshJL 2 years ago
thx
princeofexcess 2 years ago
brothel
djtee2k7 2 years ago 2
you want to be thanked tooo
well too bad fucker!
princeofexcess 2 years ago 5
yeah it definitely is
trundlebear42 2 years ago
BOO ! In the middle of the nite ! :L:L Pissin myself laughin...
olearyciara 2 years ago
09:48 (guard, guard...) crazy limbs
REdirectURL 2 years ago
germans lol
erico72 2 years ago 7
fuckin hilarious. im goin out and buyin this dvd right now. lol. XDD
chris74742 2 years ago 16
just wondering did your really buy the dvd?
BeNyaMa1976 2 years ago
yup. got it of amazon. XD
chris74742 2 years ago
hes so funni!!!
Lv It!!!
LMAO!!
EvieKidd123 2 years ago
what do you least want when you move in to a house "SKIDMARKS IN THE TOILET" oh and murder and who wants to view a house on fire oooh its a bit hot AVENGE ME!!!!!!!¬lmao oh ghosts for fucks sakes lmao MURDER HOUSE
ChelseyMay17 2 years ago 4
Avenge me! Avenge me! lol!
My stomach is so sore from laughing at that!
Lauranna 2 years ago 6
his improvisation is fantastic...
Willo199008 2 years ago 9
Gloria Estefan sounds like a Dolphin. :-) XD
Throatmad2090 2 years ago 3
"Stuck-up even-numbered pricks"- now that made me Laugh out loud.
EBursey 2 years ago 21
i think dara is so funny and i love him
aerlingus11 2 years ago 6
'John has an email for you'
'Not now Facebook, I do not wish to hear from John'
Lmao
Typhoon424 2 years ago 236
man is he funny.. i love the part where he talks about things he dont want in a house he moves into
Grim98989 2 years ago 5
The one he did in Ireland was funnyer
vivalacony 2 years ago
i was at that one, i almost peed i was laughing so hard
SteelersPenguinsRule 2 years ago
Fungi the dolphin!
=D
rynox45 2 years ago 8
"Well, we'd love to come over, but we might get hit by the monorail."
youvebeenthunderstru 2 years ago 10
Germans!?!? legendary...
AzaTheDog 2 years ago 8
I'M GERMAN! we leave houses in immaculate condition :D
RF
LittleRedFox1991 2 years ago 12
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thats true...hitlers house was left with no trace of jews
adrhow 2 years ago
hilter was austrian
violetdrakine 2 years ago 7
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but many of his houses were in germany
adrhow 2 years ago
that still doesn't make him German, keep up with facts, please!!!
violetdrakine 2 years ago 6
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did i say he was german? he was the leader of the largest german army there has ever been
adrhow 2 years ago
That's not technically true. The army of the Holy Roman Empire was larger. And Hitler wasn't even Commander in Cheif when the army was at its peak.
Zukmaster 2 years ago
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thats true...hitlers house was left clean of ne jews
adrhow 2 years ago
what the feck kind of stupid comment is THAT
moondroplet 2 years ago 19
the guy that says "no Irish" and the bit that follows always gets me
sacred200913 2 years ago 6
'it's a nice house, with a south facing garden...but BOOOOOO! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!'
i almost passed out from laughter!
frickinradical 2 years ago 7
I have chavs opposite me :(
not good for an anti chav like me
JWBails 2 years ago 4
i no how u feel
massive hive nxt 2 me :(
SaiyanShinobi666 2 years ago 2
I wouldnt mind, they keep to themselves, but every day...the same crappy 3 note songs with the same crappy lyrics, over and fucking over
JWBails 2 years ago 3
like a pedestal in ur head grinding constantly
SaiyanShinobi666 2 years ago 2
i know the feeling my secondary school was full of them, that and friggin emo's, but at least wi them you know who they're most likely to harm lol
frickinradical 2 years ago 3
9999th viewer
10th comment
pointyraccoon 2 years ago
germans lol
DruggyHamster 2 years ago
opposite a field so my neighbours are cows haha
waynem1988 2 years ago
when i tlks bout not knowing people on the otherside of the road...it is exactually like tht wiv me and my neighbours lol
bezzafriend 2 years ago
haha skid marks in the toilet!
gavan1990 2 years ago 7
But BOOO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
yourdeaths 2 years ago 11
Avenge me ! lol
livee89 3 years ago 26
I love how he said that! xD Brilliant man.
melancholia05 2 years ago 7
it is hilarious ! :x
livee89 2 years ago 3
"Mainly storage" that was epically hilarious.
ShiroKage009 2 years ago 8
true - what a guy ! :x
livee89 2 years ago
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1st view and comment! pretty funny by Dara!
m3th33 3 years ago